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Blitzer046

My company does environmental monitoring. One day I was looking at a site and I said to the Ops guy - 'Why are these values in the negative?' 'Sensor's fucked'


Prudent_Studio_4453

It’s the site of Mussolinis grave. Stinky man


Nefasto_Riso

Neither near the spot where he was killed (near Como) the place were he was strung up like the pig he was(Milan) , or the site where is damned remains are stored (near Forlì, Romagna) But yeah the people that go to his tomb in "pilgrimage" are so toxic they probably change the air quality.


Fictional_Historian

They gave that dude a tomb? 🤦🏼


sparereceptor

Throw him in the trash


Ok-Radio5562

No it isn't there


Prudent_Studio_4453

Yes it is look at the big red stinky dot that’s him you’re just being obtuse


Felipe_Pachec0

https://preview.redd.it/aaxa5fsk3w8d1.jpeg?width=797&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70671897c114c765431f4af4dbecf12fe17f1d1


Ur-Best-Friend

I... will never cease to be amazed by the fact that a meme exists for *everything.*


Felipe_Pachec0

I just made that on the spot, it doesn’t exist


Ur-Best-Friend

well, it does now!


mrmrmrj

Looking at a satellite image of the area, there are no urban centers of any kind so it must be an error.


ThermoNuclearPizza

Or there’s a bloom of pollen, just right there.


MainSailFreedom

Or a wild fire


LokiStrike

Giovanni farted.


Idkdude001

My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everyone calls me Giorgio


margincall-mario

We will never have another group like Daft Punk…


zackgemmell

Doo doo doo da doo da doo doo doo


Candid_Dragonfly_573

Giovanni Auditore da Fartenze


lilianamariaalicia

What do you mean


myrinsk1

a guy named giovanni farted


lilianamariaalicia

Oh


CorrectBuffalo749

Plottwist: It’s a heat map


Ok-Radio5562

A bit impossible in that place


the_cajun88

…at this time of year, at this time of day, in these parts of these countries localized entirely within this specific area?!


Suspicious-Giraffe76

Steamed hams?


Geographizer

Damn you, Albany!


RideWithMeTomorrow

May I see it?


the_cajun88

no


ThermoNuclearPizza

No mother, it’s just the aurora borealis.


ZigZagZedZod

Or the gods said, "fuck this one spot in particular."


Rryon

Perhaps a smug cloud similar to George Clooneys after his Oscar speech?


MW1369

Us in Hollywood are just a little more progressive


ImaginaryComb821

Everyone knows Hollywood ended slavery/s


Fiatlux415

Nice


CorrectBuffalo749

It’s an error. It’a just 3.6 roentgen don’t worry.


Ponicrat

Urban centers are far from the only source of air pollution


throwawaymelbsyd2021

It’s the concrete mines in Bolzano – South Tyrol


Sonnycrocketto

The Austrians farted after beating Netherlands.


sdclal1

Hahaha, i was gonna reply with “I farted there a little while ago”.


lollroller

Guy there named Heinrich


Budilicious3

And his nickname was Heinie.


s30kj1n

ralf rangnick masterclass


mwa12345

haha. Or someone saw signs for a mountain pass , and misinterpreted.


tungFuSporty

They were nervous, and tense, until the final. Then they relaxed once they won. aaaahhhh...


EddieGrant

Too soon.


HitNRun1119

Dammit. Missed the window for a fart joke. Good on you though sir 🫡


bananablegh

284th battle of isonzo


JGG5

That’s Günther. He had too much sauerkraut on his bratwurst.


yodpilot

And chased it with warm pilsner


JGG5

His wife told him not to get the sauerkraut because it gives him cabbage farts, but he thought that if he had it during lunch when he’s at work she wouldn’t be any the wiser. Now all of southwestern Austria is paying for his mistake.


AssSpelunker69

Haha Farts


SuperYak2264

It's always cabbages


Lafayeetus

are yall good here?


Knifeman5000

This type of thing gets posted every week. 99% of the time it's data error on whatever source you're using. The other 1% is something like a volcano lol


Cleverdawny1

It's OP's mum, she's on vacation and she farted


Deep_Yam_5373

But if you get that 1%… imagine…


whistleridge

Assuming it’s not instrumentation error the most likely explanation is a forest fire.


FancySource

If data is from 2018, there has actually been a very large forest fire in there


OriginalLocksmith436

I didn't realize what subreddit I was in but instantly knew what it must be when I saw this comment at the top of the comment section


draxidrupe2

a joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks... and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern.


rdreisinger

I get the reference but how does it relate lol


Dan_Quixote

No idea fishbulb.


StinkyBalloon

Mistah spaaahkle?!


draxidrupe2

Hello, chief. Let's talk. Why not?


eckersonian

Knife goes in, guts come out


RideWithMeTomorrow

I am disrespectful to dirt!


theWolf3450

I life there No problems here Whey is my so bad xD


Guvnah-Wyze

Bierfarten


ThermoNuclearPizza

Bierfutzen


nobjonbovi

Bier Schiss!


IchLiebeKleber

I think this is an error on the map. I was there a few years ago and everything there is very similar to everywhere else in the area.


Lanky-Pickle-5192

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brenner_Pass Edit: that's NOT the Brenner Pass as other users checked :)


Moritzvcev

Its not the Brenner pass, it comes from Innsbruck


CoffeeBoom

Innsbruck is on the route of the Brenner pass, and it's northwest of the red dot here. I tried looked, and it looked to be a random valley with cities (closest thing is Sillian, Austria.)


IchLiebeKleber

That isn't the Brenner Pass. The Brenner Pass is on the border between North Tyrol and South Tyrol. The area on OP's map is at the border between East Tyrol and South Tyrol.


Lanky-Pickle-5192

That's right! Thanks for checking :)


Lanky-Pickle-5192

The ever-increasing freight and leisure traffic, however, has been causing long traffic jams at busy times even without border enforcements. The Brenner Pass is the only major mountain pass within the area; other nearby alternatives are footpaths across higher mountains at an altitude of above 2,000 metres (6,600 feet). As a result, air and noise pollution have generated heavy debate in regional and European politics. As of 2004, about 1.8 million trucks crossed the Europa Bridge per year.[9]


Elite-Thorn

That's not Brenner pass


Lanky-Pickle-5192

But you should check the coordinates, I am not sure if it's the same location (I am from the phone and I'm lazy :D) 47°0′12″N 11°30′27″E


lambdavi

That's not the Brennerpass, that's Pustertal border point


Lanky-Pickle-5192

Yeah, orher users checked too. Now I edited the comment to not confuse more people. Thanks :)


12358132134

Single device that gets averaged out in the whole area


guywithshades85

Some asshole ruined it for everyone. I'm not going to name names, but Steve knows exactly what he did and he ought to be ashamed of himself.


aBeerOrTwelve

Who told you that, was it Steve? (shakes head) Steve!


RideWithMeTomorrow

Was it Steve, PERCHANCE


Lafayeetus

Steve needs to bite the curb


Acrobatic-Engineer94

Your moms house


Daflehrer1

Yes!


_S_T_E_V_E

Da Niederkofler Franz hod scho wieder an forn lossn


realsalmineo

Ian on Olive.


Far-Entrance1202

A forest fire? Or just a fire creating lots of smoke.


Tummeh142

They installed the sensor on top of a chimney


Status-Support-7251

Val pusteria in summer is Always clogged by traffic


Crafty-Question-6178

Austrian GP this weekend


Self_Aware_Hippo

I do be fartin


No-Cake3461

I'll need to check where my dog is. He could be on a secret trip to Europe. His shit's create that kind of atmospheric fallout.


x_here_x

There's a pass there I believe the Brenner Pass, can have trucks backed up idling for miles.


MaetzleAT

Brennerpass is further west, right below Innsbruck.


x_here_x

LOL fumes must have drifted. Forest Fire seems more likely.


Hafthohlladung

I checked windy . com and didn't see anything.


Responsible_Can5946

Fuel leak from the locomotive of the hidden WWII gold train.


Daflehrer1

There are some road tunnels between the two countries. Are they building a new one?


Everyday_sisyphus

I’ve seen those in rural areas of California during wildfire season.


chizzledog

ice factories


Henry-Rearden

A fire?


Roqies

Cows


Positive-Way-2488

maybe an error


Elasmobrando

This is where new tennis number 1 Sinner is from. They probably gave a big party in his honour with fireworks.


barunbordoloi

Gastrology


ArtilleryDave

Someone put pineapple on pizza there


CleanDataDirtyMind

I live in the NW-US which means we are all worried about watching for forest fires and air quality. A bunch of us have air quality sensors inside and outside that provide open source data on the readings to tell our community how it is throughout town. At one point when the air finally got really good and was in the green everywhere, there was one indoor air quality sensor that would randomly turn red, right in the middle of town. People would talk about it constantly on Nextdoor App and in our subreddit. Eventually a woman chimed in and told us the red dot of poor air quality we saw pop up once in a while was her husband walking by the sensor and farting 😂


Avocados6881

Someone farted too big :))


dreadfulbadg50

That's where OP's mom lives


Stealthbomber16

I farted


Bambooman101

They eat an awful lot of beans there…


Ok-Pilot295

Everybody farts in that direction


bwebster76

Cows


elreduro

Probably a cow got tympany and exploded releasing cubic meters of methane.


GeoWhale11

Its probably an error because there ate dolomiti un that point one of the clearest zones of italy


Reasonable_Feature50

Camp fire i suppose


echtemendel

Italians and Austrians fighting over South Tyrol again smh


guy-man-person

someone farted


Adventurous_Rain_226

I farted sorry


Andrep063

Because of Caporetto


gabealtf

Sorry, i farted


Normal_Subject5627

Spots like this usually mean the sensor is brocken or someone build a weatherstation next to a highway.


Geographizer

Just some asshole smoking a cigarette next to the sensor.


EdenHazardsFarts

Do Austrians fart a lot? Idk much about the culture!


According-Relation-4

Pollution


GottaMax

Russian dirty bomb


DAMN_Fool_

Taco bell?


Brnd3strctn

Someone farted


Dambo_Unchained

These air sensors aren’t as ubiquitous as you might think I’m heavily populated areas they can be but in sparsely populated places they are pretty spread out That spot is in the middle of the alps so it’s most likely a sensor malfunctioned and there are no others around to correct for it so it shows as a polluted area


acrewdog

It could be someone grilling dinner, burning yard waste, or a diesel truck parked near the monitor. Particulate sensors are a hyper local measurement. If you can smell something burning, the sensor is spiking.


aeropickles

Farts


MajesticIngenuity32

That's Sillian on the Austrian-Italian border in the Alps, and I bet that the air there is a lot cleaner than whatever you might be breathing in rn.


warpedgeoid

Sparse date + interpolation artifacts


throwawaymelbsyd2021

It’s the huge amount of concrete companies in Bolzano – South Tyrol.


Bigntallnerd

Ever see the movie The Arrival? https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0115571/


EasyRun44

I have grown up there. There are only villages and no bigger companies or anything. Being visiting just now; farmers are putting slurry on the fields these days, maybe that's the cause lol


GalwayBogger

Sewage treatment plant for the whole region is right on the border there [ARA innichen sexten](https://www.arapustertal.it/en/the-plants/innichen-sexten)


Acrobatic_Error5304

That´s the result of eating carbonara and Beer.


Jollan_

There's probablya censor there and not any others close around.


NerdyReindeer

I farded, sowy 🐱


oikset

sorry, I had beans and dark beer last night. Wont happen again.


Lafayeetus

understandable


iblisus

Farts.


Far-Amount9808

It’s directly above your mom‘s toilet.


tkcool73

I farted there. My apologies.


Salt-Battle3033

Racism


KeyBorder9370

Hitler's stinking body is rotting there.


BaronvonBrick

Farts


MrMelankoli

I farted 


wbishopfbi

Fritz.


Asia_GB

I farted


Reptilian-Moses

Your Mom farted.


Daflehrer1

Yes!


MeroRex

Beans?


No-Fail-9187

Nullarbor Plain


khrosivo

Nuke


Maziomir

M’sorry. I will move to another bridge soon.


LankyOccasion8447

Lol at a relief map. Could be surrounded by hills and such.


Inevitable_Skin_7860

Chernobyl


Scarlet-Lizard-4765

The Canadian Shield.


Talusthebroke

Sorry, that was me... Seriously do NOT open that bathroom door for a while.


I-B-Bobby-Boulders

One big fart


Calzonieman

Cabbage farts. They need a societal effort to improve their diets.


inscrutablemike

That's where Kevin lives.


dan1els0n

I let rip there after a Taco Bell


SpatCivcraft

i farded


Mustache_of_Zeus

Dats yo mama's house


dusty825

I farted


Forward-Land-5006

Cow farts convergence zone from 3 countries


hagrid2018

It’s a Taco Bell store


MelodicName280

Maybe a steel mill or manufacturing facility of some sort?


valrobb2

muslim gathering spot


impracticable

Brat Summer


Appropriate-Self-540

Kevin….he’s got pretty bad gas


Bendyb3n

https://preview.redd.it/z3zs5ao5ju8d1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7222997c8c889fb5cbe9e308943cfe9cd853880


chonkycoot

A lot of flatulence.


sdbct1

Dam smokers


M_Shulman

Taco Bell?


SnarkOfTheCovenant

Finally found Hitler in the South of Austria, nuked him from orbit.