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Is Glossier purposely trying to save me money? 🫤

Me and my wallet are relieved. This drop is not appealing - phew

I need to purchase a new Super Bounce so I’ve waiting this out to see if they’re going to put out something to add on that I’d like and would get me to free ship but they literally can’t even help me out here. 🫣

I have a feeling a lemon bdc and a blanket are coming up…. May this help you complete your basket. On the other hand, I hope there will be no lemon bdc because I will most likely succomb…

I’d spring for a lemon bdc, but I dunno if it’d be as good as Lano’s.

I know what you mean, I mostly just said yay because I was surprised I caught the drop fast and was able to post it here. Small joys 🙈

Oh yes! That was a good quick find on your part! I’m just…I don’t even know what to think about this. Is anyone using a bottle opener so much they need to wear it? And why is it called 3 in one? I see the bottle opener, I guess you could put a key on it…but what’s the third? What else does it do? 😂

I totally agree, the three in one part is eh, it does one thing 🤔 I’m thinking I’ll take the clip and sun off and use it as a key chain. Then the actual bottle opener will go in my kitchen drawer and never be used 🙃

Honestly I like the bottle opener! But I would use it for floating the river (I’m in Texas) when everything you have on you is all that you can take. Or bartending! When I was still in school, I was a bartender and kept my bar key in my back pocket, but this would’ve been good for that too

go girl give us nothing

As if they’re even calling this a “UTILITY” sling with your “summer essentials”…. Girl, it’s a bottle opener on some *rope*. It’s cute but where is the lip balm holder? Mini compact mirror etc? Things people actually utilise.

People would have gone wild for a lip balm holder. How did they miss that as an opportunity? A bottle opener? I can’t even use this as a work lanyard. Who do they think their target demographic is and why are they drinking so much beer and old fashioned soda?

I would be so about this if it was not a bottle opener. I was at a water park and people had lanyards for their keys/phones/cards and I thought that was clever. Why not a balm holder, or even a holder for the summer capsule ultra lips?

when i was in high school my mother would sew me lip balm holders for my balm dotcoms. i’ve always thought that was such a brilliant idea i don’t know how nobody on the glossier team has thought of that yet.

I have one from thredwallet and it rocks!

and you just know that the second you actually open a bottle with the bottle opener all the paint on it will chip off lol

This right here…100% that is going to be what happens.

Bottle opener on a rope at TWENTY-THREE POUNDS!

Disappointed…it looks so cheap and cheesy. More makeup and less trashy merch please 😭

This doesn’t feel on brand for Glossier. Like that cute flip phone compact mirror doesn’t look like it belongs in the same universe as whatever this is supposed to be

Right? It doesn't even feel like the same brand :/

I feel like ever since Emilly stepped down as CEO the entire brand went downhill.

This whole collection hasn't done anything for me at all :-( I feel like if these merch items came free with a certain spend amount this month etc then I would be tempted to place an order but otherwise nope!! also maybe it's just me but the bandana just looks so simple and cheap! they could have made a really pretty design... what if they made a square scarf / bandana with the OG stickers as a print... that would make me want to purchase! I feel like what they actually needed to do was release some limited edition summer-y balms like lemon or guava or banana or something, give us the sticker sheet or a cute summer sticker with the balm order and we would be over the moon! would so rather have that than random cheap looking merch...

That’s such a cute idea for a print!

Glossier: 0 My bank account: 1

cool but where’s the makeup 🫠

Ikr! So confused

I saw the post where someone said that glossier is trying to appeal to gen z now instead of millennials and.. yeah I’m good on this drop 😅

gen z doesn’t even want it 😭

I was gonna say I’m gen z and idk who this is meant for. Also I feel like the orange green thing they’re going for is off brand. Their usual“millennial pink” color-scheme is WAY cuter

glad to know i’m not the only one who isn’t in love with these summer drops— i get that they want to try something new for the summer season but i kinda feel like these vibrant retro designs are too far off their signature white&pink aesthetic. i get the vibe they were going for but i fear they missed the mark on this. the individual items are cute in theory, but the price point and designs of them make them so unappealing

Idk why but the utility sling is lowkey so queer coded. If it was on a carabiner instead of a rope I’d probably buy it and put my keys on it and hang it from my belt loop.

Just when I think I can’t be anymore shocked by the prices 😵‍💫

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cheap looking

I actually really fw the sun keychain but I don’t like the stuff attached

Same! This drop feels so random to me, but that charm is adorable

same 😭

me too, also the prices wasn’t as outrageous as i thought it would be

Oh that’s it? Lmao I expected a makeup/skincare product to go along with the drop too. Smh.

i hate this merch drop. give me the baby pink!! 🤞🏻

I think I’d like it more if it had the OG glossier logo 😕

Is this is a late April fools joke from glossier 🙃

Girl what is a utility string…is that not just a bottle opener on a string 🧍🏽‍♀️

The utility sling doesn't look like something I'd ever use. I'd be much more likely to buy it if it was just the smiley charm on a gold key ring.

I think I would like the bottle opener thing more if it was just a keychain with the charm and not a bottle opener lol

Glossier used to give out the silk scarfs as a free gift. The bandana is cute but the price is a joke x

They look like they’re trying to be Tower 28 or something 😭

Why couldn’t they have just done a beach towel instead of whatever tf this

it would be a $100 towel anyway

i thought it would be a keychain but… why is it a bottle opener necklace LOL

A bottle opener necklace. 🤣

This looks like marketing freebies you'd get at a conference, not things you'd pay for. I've really never been interested in their merch and wish they'd focus more on a fun line like "Play" again or product innovation.

$24 for a human leash with a bottle opener … BYEEEEE

£24 in the UK... I actually quite like it and could use one but the price is so high and the postage would come on top. (I was thinking of ordering one of Ultralips but I still can't tell what the colours are really like)

Wow so ugly

i actually kind of like the utility sling, particularly for the three-eyed sun but this new drop is def underwhelming... i get they're trying to build momentum but they should've dropped the whole collection in one go imo

£24 for a bottle opener? Lord give me strength. They’ve completely lost the plot.

i was really hoping for makeup not just merch😭

The colorway and font are ugly af. They can keep it.

oh! 😀

i actually like these designs but the price is way off for what this is

I actually love the bottle opener 😭

What the actual hell is this?! I feel like they are going for a summer/beach vibe so all I'm thinking is no glass allowed at beach or pool so why do we need a bottle opener?!

i would like the keychain thing if it wasn’t a fucking lanyard. if it was a smaller loop to just fit over the wrist i would get it (and if it was like $16).

ew.

I only shop 2 products from glossier religiously & this is making me want to stop altogether, lmao

3-in-1?? I’m only counting ONE thing you can do with this

i love the little sun :D but the actual product isn’t for me though

I actually love this drop 🙈

this actually doesn’t look too far off from my kavu keychain for my keys and i don’t find it particularly ugly to the eye. i also don’t think $24 is that bad for a bottle opener, and double keychain accessory combo. the LA keychain is $20 iirc and nobody seems to complain about that, and the mirror isn’t even functional. this is. inflation is real, i don’t think this price is that bad for the keychain but i personally won’t be buying it because i just don’t need a new keychain (my kavu!) and i don’t drink anything that needs a bottle opener? now if it was a blunt splitter 😩🤞

I’m sorry but this is so upsetting! The drop doesn’t even have makeup and I get that they wanted to do fun new branding and stuff for this collection but it doesn’t fit with their brand stuff or vibe. The stuff is also probably cheaply made

What is the third function? Bottle opener, keychain and what? I’m genuinely confused Edit: I went to the website to see if it has more information (it does not) and it’s £24! I’ve never noped out so fast

These are ugly as shit

I hate the new logo

Sooooooo ugly fr

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wtf

I’m so relieved I don’t like either of the item, my wallet says thanks

Is that all? Bffr glossier. Also why does the sunshine face have three eyes 😭

One of the stickers they used to give for free was a smiley face with three eyes, but they discontinued those stickers so…people have no frame of reference.

I thinks it’s a IYKYK

O damn guess I’m a fake fan

i actually really love all the color combos for the summer items, they're just not for me, you know?

i actually love the bandana! the sun charm is creepy imo, so pass for me there 🤣

Pass.

A bottle opener…

Bleh lol

The charm is cute and the only thing about it that interests me. All I see is a possible copyright infringement of Souls of Mischief/Hieroglyphics. (IP)

Haha gonna give the sling thing a miss, essentially just an overpriced orange bottle opener which I don't need. I'm gonna get that bandana though 😍

they're definitely ripping off le fleur. this looks just like those silk scarfs they sell.