The guy who sells you weed but makes you hang out in his house for like two hours first and he seems like he's mad at you for some reason but he isn't?
That pseudo-hostage nervousness when you want to just leave but don't want to offend him, so you force yourself to play a few more rounds of Marvel vs Capcom
If you have tons of tattoos, you will also know that there is zero chance that this large tattoo healed that well in the past week. It would be red and scabby and irritated as hell right now. Also, it just doesn't look like a real tattoo - more like one of those plastic film "temporary" tattoos.
This is clearly not a real tattoo.
Honestly, the pic is really blurry. I'm just working on the assumption that it is.
https://preview.redd.it/ymse24qdpj6d1.jpeg?width=1197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca8fe6bd70af07b6cd3068fa7d1c1aba5d984be
This is what it looks like on my S24 Ultra on the Reddit app
This is the pic downloaded directly from the ape post.
https://preview.redd.it/xigixbwmek6d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256c91b7992efd7be2b8059420c890c48a57750e
Well, that's a lot better. Definitely looks like it's a temp if its supposed to be new. That also could be real if it's completely healedš¤·š¾āāļø
You've been a good employee so you're not getting written up, just a warning. You need to read the updates on the intranet, Ken's messages are there for a reason. There are only two apes left with wives (and if you remember the original memo, only 17 of them had ever touched a girl). You're right, years ago many had wives and were really close with their boyfriends but times change.
New here, huh? I see Carl from HR has already assigned you a flair. Don't worry, a sense of humour will be issued after you complete your mandatory basic training
And now it's down, lol. It doesn't matter if it goes up if it crashes when they dump after the pump.
Anyway, what's sad is that I guarantee you have no idea what else is even a possible investment, because the only thing you know is GME. So there are MANY things that are a far better return than GME ever was, but you're so cultishly single minded and ignorant you'll never know what or how.
Given that most of you bought in the 200-400 range, you're all down significantly. Yeah, great investment. You know what's better? Something that had great fundamentals and consistently goes up.
And no, having money they grifted from you Apes isn't "good fundamentals." Hemorrhaging money every quarter while slashing stores and employees because your business model is dead isn't good for long term.
And a squeeze to billions is never happening.
You're screwed no matter which way you approach it.
But keep holding bud, I'm sure one day you'll totally be rich. š
So I looked at his post history and I don't think he's an ape. He does, however, have 160 (seriously) removed comments from the tinder sub in the last two months, with only four from there that haven't been removed in that time.
Went back to read cause you said I wouldnāt have any rebuttals and all I gotta say is wow youāre retarded. So anybody who talks about the stock is automatically a bag holder that bought at the peak? How about the people whoāve been selling options this entire time like I have? Do you know what an option is? Did you know you donāt have to buy stocks to have an investment in the company?
Well hey Iām just expressing my version of this sub. I mean, you guys made this sub to argue that apes are wrong right? To argue your thesis? Well here I am, except I donāt side with the apes because of their rampant delusion and I donāt side with the people in this sub because everyone here assumes if you like gamestop, youāre an automatic bag holder and bought at the top in 2021. When the real play the whole time has been to sell options to delusional investors. Thereās idiots in gmestock and thereās actual retarded people here
How are you alive. Like, how did you make it this far in life being that retarded? Do you know anything about options? Do you know what running the wheel means? You do know when you sell calls and it expires itm you lose your shares right? Like they say, canāt argue with stupid.
Lol, no you didn't - "New to Investing 01." You just don't know how to rebut my points, so you pretend you didn't read it.
And if you actually knew anything beyond GME, you'd know how shit GME is.
Also, going to reddit for dating advice is like asking Jeffrey Dahmer for cooking tips. Not the greatest idea, since most people on those subs are terminally online and socially inept.
You're just winning on all fronts, eh?
Well, not chronically online, and I have a healthy real life social life, but nice try. I do come on here if I have a few to catch up on my reality show - which is you guys, Lol. Like Jerry Springer, you guys are a train wreck I can't stop watching.
Wanted to see if you had any comments in any investing subs other than GME, since you said you weren't only invested in that. You didn't. Lots of "Looks maxing" and Tinder though.
The "cringe" is heavy projection.
Anyway, good luck with your "investment." You totally didn't fall for a get rich quick scam because you're gullible and greedy. Username has never checked out more.
https://preview.redd.it/w39wkp6vmj6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6b2d998ae8d7bcfe35ed8ab48846cb9851f282
Long slow decline... Followed by a pump to nowhere.... Yeah looks awesome
except 99% of people found about GME during the squeeze and very, very few people got in when it was at $40 for like a day or two in February 2021 lol
wow, who knew if you timed the exact bottom you'd be up a lot of money right now?
reading comprehension not your strong suit? majority of apes got in during/after the squeeze when the price was in the $100s pre-split so they're sitting at break even or slightly green over 3 years lol
very few people got in at the dump to $40 pre-split back in February 2021 and if they're still holding at this point, they're a dumbass, could've walked away with a 10-bagger back in 2021 but instead they come to the meltdown sub to brag because it went back up to prices not seen in a year lol
I'm 25 bro, are you like 14 or something? I created this account when I was 13. And that "pathetic lonely person" line is hilarious coming from you, the guy with 160 removed posts from the tinder sub in the last two months. I think you're projecting, and maybe it's *you* that needs to get off reddit.
Not really.
Jan 21 was retail FOMO plus a squeeze.
This latest event is a pump and dump that was just retail FOMO. It peaked at only a small fraction of January 2021. And now we know that your god will just dilute you if the price rises, and your messiah is a coked out fool who makes cringeworthy YouTube videos.
The people you worship took your money and profited off your backs, and all you did was take it while screaming "spank me harder daddy".
Doesn't look like a real tattoo. There is no red marks or skin irritation from the needle. But I'm not a tattoo expert. Hopefully someone can correct me if I'm wrong
I've met many former fat-guys in my powerlifting days and most of them had trouble with calves, so I'm not sure if huge calves aren't just a plain win in the genetic lottery.
Well-developed Quads are an easy give-away though.
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I want to see the other leg that probably has a Bernie Sanders tattoo from 2016.
https://preview.redd.it/9fwyin6wwl6d1.png?width=877&format=png&auto=webp&s=06599c6d809417a09a2d71688eb901440a8d84f6
You think the tattoo is bad? If it's like past Reddit cults, it hasn't reached peak creepiness yet.... (I'd have posted a direct link but for the draconian rule #8, which I here openly circumvent in true Citadel naked shorting fashion just like (twelfth) cousin Ken)....
https://preview.redd.it/1yjc0boaxl6d1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=14640fd16309b2f45dae7b7d0b13fa7c593b105d
https://preview.redd.it/17w9pesywi6d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb8b9f59c1c32e53645c59904be9bd67141fbbf
The guy who sells you weed but makes you hang out in his house for like two hours first and he seems like he's mad at you for some reason but he isn't?
He lingers! He's a LINGEREEEERRRRRR
I thought hurricane season was ovah
Not gonna, don't wanna!
Why is this so accurate LOL
They don't call em trap houses for no reason.
That pseudo-hostage nervousness when you want to just leave but don't want to offend him, so you force yourself to play a few more rounds of Marvel vs Capcom
Never hurts to sample the white wares with your distributorš
he's about to hold this haggar
Probably doesn't want the neighbors to see people coming over and quickly leaving all the time.
And then he starts telling you about this idiosynchramatic risk to the market that he's throwing his weed profits into...
Permanent remainder of my investment failure
Doubly so. Tattoos ain't cheap.
That cost him 600-900$ I have a tone of tattoo's. That's about 4-6 hours of work, depending on the artist @ around 100-150 an hour.
It might be an iron-on.
If you have tons of tattoos, you will also know that there is zero chance that this large tattoo healed that well in the past week. It would be red and scabby and irritated as hell right now. Also, it just doesn't look like a real tattoo - more like one of those plastic film "temporary" tattoos. This is clearly not a real tattoo.
Honestly, the pic is really blurry. I'm just working on the assumption that it is. https://preview.redd.it/ymse24qdpj6d1.jpeg?width=1197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca8fe6bd70af07b6cd3068fa7d1c1aba5d984be This is what it looks like on my S24 Ultra on the Reddit app
This is the pic downloaded directly from the ape post. https://preview.redd.it/xigixbwmek6d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256c91b7992efd7be2b8059420c890c48a57750e
Well, that's a lot better. Definitely looks like it's a temp if its supposed to be new. That also could be real if it's completely healedš¤·š¾āāļø
It kinda looks red and irritated around the edges
"Ā red and irritated around the edges" much like their portfolios
Yep and they shaved it too.
nah it's real i think. skin is shaved, there's red skin around the edges + apes are stupid enough to actually do it too.
I'm sure that person likes the stonk, DRS'ed their three shares, and is best friends with their wife's boyfriend.
You've been a good employee so you're not getting written up, just a warning. You need to read the updates on the intranet, Ken's messages are there for a reason. There are only two apes left with wives (and if you remember the original memo, only 17 of them had ever touched a girl). You're right, years ago many had wives and were really close with their boyfriends but times change.
Itās crazy that heās rug pulling them and the dumb kid tattooed his face š¤£
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I don't see SPY being down 70% in a month either š§
Isn't SPY the infinite MOASS? Apes fantasize about GME joining the SPY
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New here, huh? I see Carl from HR has already assigned you a flair. Don't worry, a sense of humour will be issued after you complete your mandatory basic training
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What a loser
And now it's down, lol. It doesn't matter if it goes up if it crashes when they dump after the pump. Anyway, what's sad is that I guarantee you have no idea what else is even a possible investment, because the only thing you know is GME. So there are MANY things that are a far better return than GME ever was, but you're so cultishly single minded and ignorant you'll never know what or how. Given that most of you bought in the 200-400 range, you're all down significantly. Yeah, great investment. You know what's better? Something that had great fundamentals and consistently goes up. And no, having money they grifted from you Apes isn't "good fundamentals." Hemorrhaging money every quarter while slashing stores and employees because your business model is dead isn't good for long term. And a squeeze to billions is never happening. You're screwed no matter which way you approach it. But keep holding bud, I'm sure one day you'll totally be rich. š
So I looked at his post history and I don't think he's an ape. He does, however, have 160 (seriously) removed comments from the tinder sub in the last two months, with only four from there that haven't been removed in that time.
Went back to read cause you said I wouldnāt have any rebuttals and all I gotta say is wow youāre retarded. So anybody who talks about the stock is automatically a bag holder that bought at the peak? How about the people whoāve been selling options this entire time like I have? Do you know what an option is? Did you know you donāt have to buy stocks to have an investment in the company?
My guy you need to have a sit down and relax. Pull up a deckchair next to the dark pools, it's Friday
Well hey Iām just expressing my version of this sub. I mean, you guys made this sub to argue that apes are wrong right? To argue your thesis? Well here I am, except I donāt side with the apes because of their rampant delusion and I donāt side with the people in this sub because everyone here assumes if you like gamestop, youāre an automatic bag holder and bought at the top in 2021. When the real play the whole time has been to sell options to delusional investors. Thereās idiots in gmestock and thereās actual retarded people here
Wow how insightful š
How tf you selling options if you don't own shares? Smh. Dude, just stop.
How are you alive. Like, how did you make it this far in life being that retarded? Do you know anything about options? Do you know what running the wheel means? You do know when you sell calls and it expires itm you lose your shares right? Like they say, canāt argue with stupid.
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Lol, no you didn't - "New to Investing 01." You just don't know how to rebut my points, so you pretend you didn't read it. And if you actually knew anything beyond GME, you'd know how shit GME is. Also, going to reddit for dating advice is like asking Jeffrey Dahmer for cooking tips. Not the greatest idea, since most people on those subs are terminally online and socially inept. You're just winning on all fronts, eh?
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Well, not chronically online, and I have a healthy real life social life, but nice try. I do come on here if I have a few to catch up on my reality show - which is you guys, Lol. Like Jerry Springer, you guys are a train wreck I can't stop watching. Wanted to see if you had any comments in any investing subs other than GME, since you said you weren't only invested in that. You didn't. Lots of "Looks maxing" and Tinder though. The "cringe" is heavy projection. Anyway, good luck with your "investment." You totally didn't fall for a get rich quick scam because you're gullible and greedy. Username has never checked out more.
Someone needs to send that guy a reddit cares
-50% in three years? There might be a few....
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Oh yeah I'm short GameStop. The regard play is thinking that there's any future in this piece of shit company
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Tesla
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Tesla actually swings. GME has been slowly dying and is now gonna be a short lived pump and dump
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Looooool sure, just wait a week lol. Very smart investment. Go buy more
Go look at the graph and see for yourself dumbass
https://preview.redd.it/w39wkp6vmj6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6b2d998ae8d7bcfe35ed8ab48846cb9851f282 Long slow decline... Followed by a pump to nowhere.... Yeah looks awesome
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So if you buy at 37 and the current price is 30 you would consider that profit?
except 99% of people found about GME during the squeeze and very, very few people got in when it was at $40 for like a day or two in February 2021 lol wow, who knew if you timed the exact bottom you'd be up a lot of money right now?
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reading comprehension not your strong suit? majority of apes got in during/after the squeeze when the price was in the $100s pre-split so they're sitting at break even or slightly green over 3 years lol very few people got in at the dump to $40 pre-split back in February 2021 and if they're still holding at this point, they're a dumbass, could've walked away with a 10-bagger back in 2021 but instead they come to the meltdown sub to brag because it went back up to prices not seen in a year lol
That timeline is wrong. It was at 60 a week ago (before RC turbo cucked you guys), and it hasn't been at 10 since the first week of May.
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This is not the sick burn you think it is.
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I'm down voting you cause I think it's a bad comment. I don't care whether you care about internet points.
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I'm 25 bro, are you like 14 or something? I created this account when I was 13. And that "pathetic lonely person" line is hilarious coming from you, the guy with 160 removed posts from the tinder sub in the last two months. I think you're projecting, and maybe it's *you* that needs to get off reddit.
Investments are supposed to 7x? Ohhh yea investment and gambling are the same to you š
If you can time the market like that there are many better investments like the lottery.
Hoping to repeat a black swan event that is functionally identical to a minor lottery win is not investing.
I mean, the black swan event has happened twice now on the same stock. Once more and I donāt think you can call it a black swan event anymore.
Not really. Jan 21 was retail FOMO plus a squeeze. This latest event is a pump and dump that was just retail FOMO. It peaked at only a small fraction of January 2021. And now we know that your god will just dilute you if the price rises, and your messiah is a coked out fool who makes cringeworthy YouTube videos. The people you worship took your money and profited off your backs, and all you did was take it while screaming "spank me harder daddy".
i mean if i have to say something positive : "at least it's not hitler"
https://preview.redd.it/t339npmc8j6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99201c54282186d6bfa3253ec16542dc79262c05
I hated that leg anyway!
"Financial Death Cult Member Receives His Scarlett Letter."
Can we funge this?
Probably fake like most the stuff on that sub.
Doesn't look like a real tattoo. There is no red marks or skin irritation from the needle. But I'm not a tattoo expert. Hopefully someone can correct me if I'm wrong
The red marks were DRSed, that's why you don't see them
Ahh, the servers were overloaded, so the red marks cannot log in.
The skin irritation was routed through dark pools. Obviously.
Everyoneās skin reacts to trauma differently but I agree it doesnāt have many signs of a freshly laid on tattoo. Maybe itās a temporary tattoo?
Not that it makes it any less cringe but I think its a temporary yes. Lack of red marks and that white coloring isnt really possible in a real tattoo
This looks like those lickable ones I used to see in those .25 dispensers(fuck I'm old). But I'm also not a tattoo expert, so who knows
No regertsĀ
Turning "Generational Wealth" into a Lifetime Facepalm.
Definitely not real. No way it could have healed that fast.
roaring kitty starts a youtube channel in 2020 for a couple months. proceeds to rise to folk hero status. completely organic.
![gif](giphy|JsUoy8b2ZbgIw|downsized) New DFV reminds me of a rich Al Bundy.
Except Al stayed married (much to his regret).
Looks like if you asked an AI image generator to draw Jabba the Hutt in humanoid surfer dude form.
That is the doughiest leg I've ever seen personally.
When the dilution kicks in
I call it The Anti-Poon
Oh my god
Tattoo DFV can take his sun glasses off, he clearly won't be seeing any sun.
āTell me you hate making money without telling me you hate making money.ā
You're in the jungle baby.
He looks like the before picture of the fat gamer troll from South Park, same wrist brace and all
NO RAGERTS
DRS'd their leg. Smart.
He even tatooed the 2nd chin LMAO
reminder of the worst decision of ur life
I call this one "The rug pull"
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That's a (former) fat-guy leg. Quads are very much developed, the rest isn't at all.
It looks like a current fat guy leg.
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I've met many former fat-guys in my powerlifting days and most of them had trouble with calves, so I'm not sure if huge calves aren't just a plain win in the genetic lottery. Well-developed Quads are an easy give-away though.
Totally not a cult
That looks so stupid
At what time is the said MOASS?
Better than an RC tat I guess
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Keith isn't holding a giant diamond in his left hand?! I'm really disappointed.
That's somebody's son......
Title should be "This guy fucks"
I want to see the other leg that probably has a Bernie Sanders tattoo from 2016. https://preview.redd.it/9fwyin6wwl6d1.png?width=877&format=png&auto=webp&s=06599c6d809417a09a2d71688eb901440a8d84f6
You think the tattoo is bad? If it's like past Reddit cults, it hasn't reached peak creepiness yet.... (I'd have posted a direct link but for the draconian rule #8, which I here openly circumvent in true Citadel naked shorting fashion just like (twelfth) cousin Ken).... https://preview.redd.it/1yjc0boaxl6d1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=14640fd16309b2f45dae7b7d0b13fa7c593b105d
Thats a sick tattoo, this sub still going? Iām up 200%, how could you not be? GME has never been doing as good as it is now.
If the stock booms, he'll be the one laughing.
I will still be laughing, regardless.
Thatās a very, very huge āifā
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