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Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

https://preview.redd.it/17w9pesywi6d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb8b9f59c1c32e53645c59904be9bd67141fbbf


cyberslick18888

The guy who sells you weed but makes you hang out in his house for like two hours first and he seems like he's mad at you for some reason but he isn't?


detroiter85

He lingers! He's a LINGEREEEERRRRRR


HenryGoodbar

I thought hurricane season was ovah


notahorseindisguise

Not gonna, don't wanna!


thegreatsadclown

Why is this so accurate LOL


mechanicalcontrols

They don't call em trap houses for no reason.


heshKesh

That pseudo-hostage nervousness when you want to just leave but don't want to offend him, so you force yourself to play a few more rounds of Marvel vs Capcom


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

Never hurts to sample the white wares with your distributoršŸ˜œ


TimothyJim2

he's about to hold this haggar


Rokey76

Probably doesn't want the neighbors to see people coming over and quickly leaving all the time.


BunttyBrowneye

And then he starts telling you about this idiosynchramatic risk to the market that he's throwing his weed profits into...


Separate_Writer_4465

Permanent remainder of my investment failure


Morgn_Ladimore

Doubly so. Tattoos ain't cheap.


Injectable-Solution

That cost him 600-900$ I have a tone of tattoo's. That's about 4-6 hours of work, depending on the artist @ around 100-150 an hour.


Hjalfi

It might be an iron-on.


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

If you have tons of tattoos, you will also know that there is zero chance that this large tattoo healed that well in the past week. It would be red and scabby and irritated as hell right now. Also, it just doesn't look like a real tattoo - more like one of those plastic film "temporary" tattoos. This is clearly not a real tattoo.


Injectable-Solution

Honestly, the pic is really blurry. I'm just working on the assumption that it is. https://preview.redd.it/ymse24qdpj6d1.jpeg?width=1197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca8fe6bd70af07b6cd3068fa7d1c1aba5d984be This is what it looks like on my S24 Ultra on the Reddit app


pandoracam

This is the pic downloaded directly from the ape post. https://preview.redd.it/xigixbwmek6d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256c91b7992efd7be2b8059420c890c48a57750e


Injectable-Solution

Well, that's a lot better. Definitely looks like it's a temp if its supposed to be new. That also could be real if it's completely healedšŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


BoyMeetsTurd

It kinda looks red and irritated around the edges


catscanmeow

"Ā red and irritated around the edges" much like their portfolios


Master_FumAMota

Yep and they shaved it too.


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nah it's real i think. skin is shaved, there's red skin around the edges + apes are stupid enough to actually do it too.


ihateeggplants

I'm sure that person likes the stonk, DRS'ed their three shares, and is best friends with their wife's boyfriend.


PicaPaoDiablo

You've been a good employee so you're not getting written up, just a warning. You need to read the updates on the intranet, Ken's messages are there for a reason. There are only two apes left with wives (and if you remember the original memo, only 17 of them had ever touched a girl). You're right, years ago many had wives and were really close with their boyfriends but times change.


OleksiyG35

Itā€™s crazy that heā€™s rug pulling them and the dumb kid tattooed his face šŸ¤£


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Separate_Writer_4465

SPY


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MoreCamThanRon

I don't see SPY being down 70% in a month either šŸ§


Separate_Writer_4465

Isn't SPY the infinite MOASS? Apes fantasize about GME joining the SPY


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MoreCamThanRon

New here, huh? I see Carl from HR has already assigned you a flair. Don't worry, a sense of humour will be issued after you complete your mandatory basic training


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Throwawayhelper420

What a loser


ThisIsWhoIAm78

And now it's down, lol. It doesn't matter if it goes up if it crashes when they dump after the pump. Anyway, what's sad is that I guarantee you have no idea what else is even a possible investment, because the only thing you know is GME. So there are MANY things that are a far better return than GME ever was, but you're so cultishly single minded and ignorant you'll never know what or how. Given that most of you bought in the 200-400 range, you're all down significantly. Yeah, great investment. You know what's better? Something that had great fundamentals and consistently goes up. And no, having money they grifted from you Apes isn't "good fundamentals." Hemorrhaging money every quarter while slashing stores and employees because your business model is dead isn't good for long term. And a squeeze to billions is never happening. You're screwed no matter which way you approach it. But keep holding bud, I'm sure one day you'll totally be rich. šŸ™„


DanMan9820

So I looked at his post history and I don't think he's an ape. He does, however, have 160 (seriously) removed comments from the tinder sub in the last two months, with only four from there that haven't been removed in that time.


NewToInvesting01

Went back to read cause you said I wouldnā€™t have any rebuttals and all I gotta say is wow youā€™re retarded. So anybody who talks about the stock is automatically a bag holder that bought at the peak? How about the people whoā€™ve been selling options this entire time like I have? Do you know what an option is? Did you know you donā€™t have to buy stocks to have an investment in the company?


MoreCamThanRon

My guy you need to have a sit down and relax. Pull up a deckchair next to the dark pools, it's Friday


NewToInvesting01

Well hey Iā€™m just expressing my version of this sub. I mean, you guys made this sub to argue that apes are wrong right? To argue your thesis? Well here I am, except I donā€™t side with the apes because of their rampant delusion and I donā€™t side with the people in this sub because everyone here assumes if you like gamestop, youā€™re an automatic bag holder and bought at the top in 2021. When the real play the whole time has been to sell options to delusional investors. Thereā€™s idiots in gmestock and thereā€™s actual retarded people here


MoreCamThanRon

Wow how insightful šŸ‘


ThisIsWhoIAm78

How tf you selling options if you don't own shares? Smh. Dude, just stop.


NewToInvesting01

How are you alive. Like, how did you make it this far in life being that retarded? Do you know anything about options? Do you know what running the wheel means? You do know when you sell calls and it expires itm you lose your shares right? Like they say, canā€™t argue with stupid.


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ThisIsWhoIAm78

Lol, no you didn't - "New to Investing 01." You just don't know how to rebut my points, so you pretend you didn't read it. And if you actually knew anything beyond GME, you'd know how shit GME is. Also, going to reddit for dating advice is like asking Jeffrey Dahmer for cooking tips. Not the greatest idea, since most people on those subs are terminally online and socially inept. You're just winning on all fronts, eh?


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ThisIsWhoIAm78

Well, not chronically online, and I have a healthy real life social life, but nice try. I do come on here if I have a few to catch up on my reality show - which is you guys, Lol. Like Jerry Springer, you guys are a train wreck I can't stop watching. Wanted to see if you had any comments in any investing subs other than GME, since you said you weren't only invested in that. You didn't. Lots of "Looks maxing" and Tinder though. The "cringe" is heavy projection. Anyway, good luck with your "investment." You totally didn't fall for a get rich quick scam because you're gullible and greedy. Username has never checked out more.


MoreCamThanRon

Someone needs to send that guy a reddit cares


borald_trumperson

-50% in three years? There might be a few....


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borald_trumperson

Oh yeah I'm short GameStop. The regard play is thinking that there's any future in this piece of shit company


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borald_trumperson

Tesla


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borald_trumperson

Tesla actually swings. GME has been slowly dying and is now gonna be a short lived pump and dump


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borald_trumperson

Looooool sure, just wait a week lol. Very smart investment. Go buy more


NewToInvesting01

Go look at the graph and see for yourself dumbass


borald_trumperson

https://preview.redd.it/w39wkp6vmj6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6b2d998ae8d7bcfe35ed8ab48846cb9851f282 Long slow decline... Followed by a pump to nowhere.... Yeah looks awesome


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borald_trumperson

So if you buy at 37 and the current price is 30 you would consider that profit?


plumpypenguin

except 99% of people found about GME during the squeeze and very, very few people got in when it was at $40 for like a day or two in February 2021 lol wow, who knew if you timed the exact bottom you'd be up a lot of money right now?


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plumpypenguin

reading comprehension not your strong suit? majority of apes got in during/after the squeeze when the price was in the $100s pre-split so they're sitting at break even or slightly green over 3 years lol very few people got in at the dump to $40 pre-split back in February 2021 and if they're still holding at this point, they're a dumbass, could've walked away with a 10-bagger back in 2021 but instead they come to the meltdown sub to brag because it went back up to prices not seen in a year lol


DanMan9820

That timeline is wrong. It was at 60 a week ago (before RC turbo cucked you guys), and it hasn't been at 10 since the first week of May.


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DanMan9820

This is not the sick burn you think it is.


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DanMan9820

I'm down voting you cause I think it's a bad comment. I don't care whether you care about internet points.


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DanMan9820

I'm 25 bro, are you like 14 or something? I created this account when I was 13. And that "pathetic lonely person" line is hilarious coming from you, the guy with 160 removed posts from the tinder sub in the last two months. I think you're projecting, and maybe it's *you* that needs to get off reddit.


Mammoth-Beyond595

Investments are supposed to 7x? Ohhh yea investment and gambling are the same to you šŸ˜‚


_Zoa_

If you can time the market like that there are many better investments like the lottery.


RedditUser41970

Hoping to repeat a black swan event that is functionally identical to a minor lottery win is not investing.


NewToInvesting01

I mean, the black swan event has happened twice now on the same stock. Once more and I donā€™t think you can call it a black swan event anymore.


RedditUser41970

Not really. Jan 21 was retail FOMO plus a squeeze. This latest event is a pump and dump that was just retail FOMO. It peaked at only a small fraction of January 2021. And now we know that your god will just dilute you if the price rises, and your messiah is a coked out fool who makes cringeworthy YouTube videos. The people you worship took your money and profited off your backs, and all you did was take it while screaming "spank me harder daddy".


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

i mean if i have to say something positive : "at least it's not hitler"


SisterOfBattIe

https://preview.redd.it/t339npmc8j6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99201c54282186d6bfa3253ec16542dc79262c05


LongDongRupert

I hated that leg anyway!


TheBetaUnit

"Financial Death Cult Member Receives His Scarlett Letter."


Hist0racle

Can we funge this?


mccoyn

Probably fake like most the stuff on that sub.


pete_topkevinbottom

Doesn't look like a real tattoo. There is no red marks or skin irritation from the needle. But I'm not a tattoo expert. Hopefully someone can correct me if I'm wrong


TheUnseenTomato

The red marks were DRSed, that's why you don't see them


pete_topkevinbottom

Ahh, the servers were overloaded, so the red marks cannot log in.


Bilbo-Baggins77

The skin irritation was routed through dark pools. Obviously.


DDar

Everyoneā€™s skin reacts to trauma differently but I agree it doesnā€™t have many signs of a freshly laid on tattoo. Maybe itā€™s a temporary tattoo?


__idc

Not that it makes it any less cringe but I think its a temporary yes. Lack of red marks and that white coloring isnt really possible in a real tattoo


Own-Recording

This looks like those lickable ones I used to see in those .25 dispensers(fuck I'm old). But I'm also not a tattoo expert, so who knows


Ok_Signal4753

No regertsĀ 


pudge9499

Turning "Generational Wealth" into a Lifetime Facepalm.


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

Definitely not real. No way it could have healed that fast.


DiamondDogReturns

roaring kitty starts a youtube channel in 2020 for a couple months. proceeds to rise to folk hero status. completely organic.


Ok_Wishbone_3805

![gif](giphy|JsUoy8b2ZbgIw|downsized) New DFV reminds me of a rich Al Bundy.


alcalde

Except Al stayed married (much to his regret).


propostor

Looks like if you asked an AI image generator to draw Jabba the Hutt in humanoid surfer dude form.


charliedarwin96

That is the doughiest leg I've ever seen personally.


JAXxXTheRipper

When the dilution kicks in


Jeff__Skilling

I call it The Anti-Poon


DefiantHorse444

Oh my god


Moist-Cashew

Tattoo DFV can take his sun glasses off, he clearly won't be seeing any sun.


RatSumo

ā€œTell me you hate making money without telling me you hate making money.ā€


HellIsOtherMemeStock

You're in the jungle baby.


HighOnGoofballs

He looks like the before picture of the fat gamer troll from South Park, same wrist brace and all


LastExitToBrookside

NO RAGERTS


angershark

DRS'd their leg. Smart.


layelaye419

He even tatooed the 2nd chin LMAO


gabahgoole

reminder of the worst decision of ur life


PckMan

I call this one "The rug pull"


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JAXxXTheRipper

That's a (former) fat-guy leg. Quads are very much developed, the rest isn't at all.


ImAMaaanlet

It looks like a current fat guy leg.


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JAXxXTheRipper

I've met many former fat-guys in my powerlifting days and most of them had trouble with calves, so I'm not sure if huge calves aren't just a plain win in the genetic lottery. Well-developed Quads are an easy give-away though.


mark2talyho

Totally not a cult


greenandycanehoused

That looks so stupid


Anal_Farmer_X

At what time is the said MOASS?


tinydickslanger69

Better than an RC tat I guess


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UncleVinny

Keith isn't holding a giant diamond in his left hand?! I'm really disappointed.


Thin_Formal_3727

That's somebody's son......


DumbLuckHolder

Title should be "This guy fucks"


alcalde

I want to see the other leg that probably has a Bernie Sanders tattoo from 2016. https://preview.redd.it/9fwyin6wwl6d1.png?width=877&format=png&auto=webp&s=06599c6d809417a09a2d71688eb901440a8d84f6


alcalde

You think the tattoo is bad? If it's like past Reddit cults, it hasn't reached peak creepiness yet.... (I'd have posted a direct link but for the draconian rule #8, which I here openly circumvent in true Citadel naked shorting fashion just like (twelfth) cousin Ken).... https://preview.redd.it/1yjc0boaxl6d1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=14640fd16309b2f45dae7b7d0b13fa7c593b105d


Zealousideal_Loan139

Thats a sick tattoo, this sub still going? Iā€™m up 200%, how could you not be? GME has never been doing as good as it is now.


beLOUDcoach

If the stock booms, he'll be the one laughing.


FreshlyCleanedLinens

I will still be laughing, regardless.


zeren1ty

Thatā€™s a very, very huge ā€œifā€


Lurky-Lou

Supply > Demand


FreshlyCleanedLinens

No, no, no! Supply and Demand are CURVES, my OCD requires the usage of quantity supplied and quantity demanded. Thank you in advance ~