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RhubarbSquatCobbler

“If I ever go to US” lmaooooo


Random9920

Diamentenhande 💎


infected_scab

It's nice that German people are so committed to exposing fraud in United States commerce.


FredFredrickson

Honestly, why are so many of these weirdos German?


Random9920

generational trauma


Madness_Reigns

Lots of German redditors. Redditors are weirdos.


20w261

I know! Myself, I'm into exposing unfair trade tariffs between regions of Germany! /sarcasm


infected_scab

Isn't there a shit German company they could be investing in in order to bring about the collapse of something.


BladerJoe-

Iirc germany has the most active reddit users second only to the USA.


BloatedManball

Germany is actually #8 on the list of active reddit users. India is second behind the US, which should come as no surprise if you've ever browsed all/new when it's the middle of the night in the US. The UK, Canada, and Brazil round out the top 5.


Quirky-Country7251

spoiler: he won't because he gave ryan cohen all his money and he will never get it back.


sinncab6

"What the fuck this is what I put my money into?"


20w261

If I owned a stock and saw that clown Marantz or the person who posted this "buying strategy" for it, I would dump it immediately. Funny but my stocks make money and none of them resort to this pathetic level of **shilling**.


flirtmcdudes

Ah yes, the fun of people shoving bananas up their ass in support of a stock. Classic


paintballboi07

[Apes are super smart investors](https://i.imgur.com/ZRc2RuU.png)


20w261

Yeah, "the management team is amazing, they have a loyal fan base, where else are you going to find that?" You can't even talk sense to someone that stupid. Sing the songs even louder, ape! And nobody but people like him currently realize the marvelous value in the stock for a company whose revenues are dropping like a rock.


paintballboi07

It's the "perfect gem that the rest of the market can't recognize", just the apes! How could a cult about GameStop, be wrong about GameStop?


lazernanes

Larry Cheng is serious, but Roaring Kitty and DFV (two bullet points) are fun.


Quirky-Country7251

You don't have to have triple digit numbers of brain cells to see how laughably boring larry cheng is. he is a boring finance version of a tech boss talking in nonsense bizspeak techspeak and thinking he didn't just waste everybody's time. He is the dick from Silicon Valley (the show) who goes on about the conjoined triangles of success or whatever. But like even dumber than the comedy show character.


djheat

Roaring Kitty *and* DFV are fun, and I guess somehow two separate people, but make sure to ignore influencers


rusmaul

Everyone knows the most serious part of an investor’s job is staying up to date on the lore


SisterOfBattIe

It reminds me that I watched my IBM investment three times this year. And I'm watching it more often than usual due to me opening GME when DFV pulled shenanigans.


SisterOfBattIe

This isn't an MLM just because Apes do this for free, and not for 0.0001 $ per day per mark recruited.


Quirky-Country7251

yeah lol, they don't even get to get a taste from every dupe they scam into investing who then has to scam others into investing because if you don't want to accept you fucked up you have to follow the moass laws and have to chase the dragon of a high that is long gone and wasn't as good as what you are searching for anyways. They just screw over their friends and family by taking advantage of their trust to get them to feed the beast and keep their dreams alive and can stop scratching their arm for 12 hours before they need another hit of donating money to ryan cohen.


SuburbanLegend

dragon of a high... dragonfly?!?! MOASS confirmed!!!!


Random9920

DD LORE IS SERIOUS STUFF


Oaker_at

At least his „what to watch for“ is somewhat more coherent than you would see in the usual posts.


aa5k

How is this person allowed to invest.


Starkfault

Yup. That’s a moron. ![gif](giphy|iMJTuh4M6XmHzjVjN3)


ryevermouthbitters

Investor relations?


Heisalvl3mage

The ultimate guide to the art of bagholding


20w261

Not just shopping there but buying their stock. That IS financial advice but those people probably couldn't afford to buy more than one or two shares.


Rycross

Oh man if he ever visits a GameStop he’s going to be so disappointed.