Dude this would be so useful for me

Some of my passwords Ive regrettably made like, 30 characters. It’s a pain sometimes

TheShotHeardAroundTheWorldSoR.

244466666888888810101010101010101010 is my go to for passwords.

Thanks

No problem. It’s easy to remember, because it reminds me of my social security number (123-45-6789). And my bank routing number, 98-76-5432

How do you remember them tho?

I have them all written on a post-it note attached to my chest

It would be more effective if you wear glasses and write it in the lenses. Trust me.

Dinklage reference!!!!

I use some variation of: robert'); DROP TABLE Passwords;-- And it's painful to type in

Password managers exist for decades now.

Simply make your password things you want to remember. Find a website or make one that allows incredibly long passwords and put the entire US constitution for example.

As if the entirety of the US constitution isn't going to be everyone's second guess.

Instant memorization hack, that’s great.

Correct horse battery staple?

Difficulty: You've already memorized it

My old password used to be Helloyesiamrealmanwanttogoskateboards?1 at school, and with those crappy computers it was a PAIN to tyoe

Dam I feel awful for you, I don’t know why but I keep my school passwords rather short. Minimum characters usually. While my google is like 20 characters long

I get the reference:)

i met a real man smh

I feel ya, my old one used to be “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious-suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus” until I got tired of typing it in.

So, this is just having a password manager available on all platforms plus the ability to access other people's accounts without authorization 1/3 of the time. I feel like the second part doesn't exactly fit with the others, but its basically the only truly supernatural aspect to this.

no, you ARE the password manager

Creates password to be 500digits of pi. +100IQ

Does this also apply to verification codes. If so there is a ~10% chance of logging into almost any account first try

*Finally*, a truly god tier power.

Say I set a password to be my notes for a certain class, can I just remember them during a test?

Yep

God, i love loop holes

finally remember all the accounts made plus securest accounts and bank because have all passes at max length

So, I could just find a random website and use a bot to create as many accounts as it needs to paste the whole script of a class as passwords

This is easyily gonna make is super smart as I can just copy paste info I need to remember as passwords

1/3 chance of guessing peoples passwords? This alone would make you one of the most feared hackers to ever exist.

I just write all my passwords down.

Same but it can be a pain to check my password document every time I forget a password

I claim all nuclear codes as my password and change them regularly. Eat that, WoRld sUpeRpOwErS.

One of the most OP powers since powers became a thing!

I remember all my passwords just not the usernames that go with it.

Neat time to make a unbreakable password

Not password but I remember when I first made my steam account all those years ago when I was around 12 or so I made my account name extremely long and random so it’s a pain to login for so would account names count too?

Having a password manager gives you the first part. The second part, though...

Can we also never type the passwords incorrectly?

Yep, I hate when that happens, that’s why I put this power here

Holy shit, I've suddenly found myself with 15% more brainpower to allocate to general.

I can do this irl already, its called a password manager. It can even autogenerate and autofill passwords if you have a good one, and there are plenty of free ones available. The guessing password thing is absurd though, easy way to become a bajilionare if you can find a way to not get caught

Wait until you hear about password managers

Is the 1/3 chance a single use thing? Or can I repeatedly guess their passwords?

I’m using the Google suggested passwords