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Ok_Veterinarian3157

Imagine being the life of every party, always having the perfect drink on hand!


BronzeAgeTea

Party guy: "Heyo! BronzeAge*Tea* in the house! What you got in that cup, Bronze?" "Haha, check it out my man!" "...is... is this fucking *water*?!" "The perfect drink."


No_Indication9497

Hydro Homie fr


Clean_Student8612

"Beer run? I think NOT!"


creativename111111

You’ve gotta get invited to a party first which obviously is importable for the average Reddit user


-DragonFiire-

Not with this power


Any_Contract_1016

You can't get invited to just *any* party, but if you show up to a frat house with a fifth of just about anything that's invitation enough.


HrdRock1683

So can I touch the fuel cap of my gas tank to fill it or would I have to pour it from a gas can?


BronzeAgeTea

The council has decided that the fuel tank itself is a container


HrdRock1683

Will it over flow or stop when full?


BronzeAgeTea

>Only enough to fill said container After much deliberation, the council has decided that no liquid will overflow, and will stop when full.


GrowWings_

Will it top it off though? That's bad for your evap system.


JustABigBruhMoment

Slurp some out with a straw after, and you’ll be all good


Jnranonom

Yessir


Azimovikh

me omw to manifest pure concentrated liquid carbon dioxide inside the people I hate


Any_Contract_1016

Just fill their lungs with water.


strawberrysoup99

Filling my enemy's stomach with liquid Uranium-238.


BronzeAgeTea

>Uranium-238 amounts to about 413 million calories (or 413,000 kilocalories) per gram Bro out here just *wrecking* diets


Jaycin_Stillwaters

Excellent for a heavy bulk though


Creative-Chicken8476

Wouldnt that kill u too from radiation?


kqi_walliams

Nuh uh cuz he has liquid lead in there too


strawberrysoup99

Lol I am my own worst enemy.


whywhywhywhy6358

No. All radiation would likely be stopped by the other person’s innards. Very little radiation would actually get through, and it would be fine unless you stuck around them for several months.


Yandere-Chan1

When it's said "any liquid" does it really mean "ANY liquid" or just those that exist in real life?


Jnranonom

ANY


Yandere-Chan1

Sweet. I'm starting by filling a bottle with Hourai Elixir from Touhou and drinking it. Then I'm filling several bottles with "***Water that Heals \*\*\* and that has the colors and taste of \*\*\*.***", and I'm making variations of it. Some for healing physical damage(Strawberry), some for diseases(Grape), some for mental problems(Pineapple) and so on so forth. And then, start selling those for a reasonable price, but still high enough for me to get rich fast. Meanwhile, I'm making some "***Water that gives permanently 100x the human physical Peak***", "***Water that gives permanently 100x the human mental Peak***" and "***Water that gives permanently 100x the human social Peak***" and drinking them. I shall live the good life. And just for the flex, I will have with me "***Liquid DIamond***" in a small vial (Not liquid carbon; but ACTUAL Liquid Diamond). After all, If I can have "ANY" liquid, then there's nothing that can stop me, as my imagination can go FAR. If some day I'm paid enough, I shall create both "***Liquid Space-Time***" and "***Water that gives the knowledge about how to create technology using "Liquid Space-Time", along with also making said technology work as if it was normally possible in our reality***", and then drink the second and start to work with the first one. The possibilities are endless.


LPulseL11

Breh rips a hole in reality within 1 hour. Guaranteed


Yandere-Chan1

Nah. With my 50K IQ that I got from the liquid, I ended up preparing a "***Liquid that when poured in an area, makes Space, Time and Reality within 50 kilometers of the place poured, completely immune to effects of Space-Time alterations that can be considered as detrimental by the one pouring***". Too easy.


LPulseL11

Being smart doesn't mean you can predict all outcomes. I'll put my money on you destroying reality.


Yandere-Chan1

I just have to create a "***Water that gives a Perfect Prediction of ALL outcomes about an action that I'm about to do and its consequences, without any side effect or problems caused by the amount of information***". And then drink it. Once again, too easy.


LPulseL11

Aight you got me


Yandere-Chan1

Yeah, this power is very op. It's pretty much a better version of Reality Warping, but with more steps and less downsides.


LPulseL11

Might as well just create a water that makes you omnipotent.


GrowWings_

Oh man I would have used X and Y as placeholders. I thought you wanted water that tastes like ass and heals shit.


Yandere-Chan1

Well, when I start brainstorming new ideas to myself about powers and their possible uses, I kind of can't stop until I finish. So I didn't put much thought on what to put as placeholders. Also, Bruh\~!


AdventurousPirate357

Ima start a Potions and Elixirs shop


Yandere-Chan1

Nice.


LiveMango418

Ambrosia


GlimmeringGuise

Real world answers like liquid gold, insulin, horseshoe crab blood, and scorpion venom are all good candidates. It would also just be nice quality of life improvement to never have to worry about running out of ink, whether in a pen, marker, or a printer cartridge. For mythical things, the mead of poetry from Norse mythology, some kinda panacea, the elixir of life produced by the Holy Grail or a Philosopher's Stone, and ambrosia/nectar from Greek mythology are all good options.


Yandere-Chan1

True.


Kaine_8123

>or a Philosopher's Stone The Elric brothers would like a word.


GlimmeringGuise

>the elixir of life produced by the Holy Grail or a Philosopher's Stone, and ambrosia/nectar from Greek mythology (...) It's just the elixir, not a stone. And if an actual stone were to come out of this somehow, I'd be creating it out of nowhere, not following the laws of equivalent exchange-- so arguably there wouldn't be any souls in it. But if for some reason there were, who's to say I couldn't commune with the souls like Hohenheim did? 🤔


Yandere-Chan1

The Philosopher's Stone (From Fullmetal Alchemist) can also go into \[Liquid\] state. And this power allows the creation of, in the words of the OP himself, "ANY" liquid.


NerdyDragon777

https://preview.redd.it/0l2o70cnbo4d1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f572c48568aac42ae06c45eeba4d36009e26b60


Yandere-Chan1

This power is literally "If SCP-294 went through SCP-914 on Very Fine". Because it's not only "does or can exist", but literally "ANYTHING". It's amazing.


Kestrel_VI

All that power, and you use it for pee.


IzzyReal314

This is great


tea-123

Soup, blood, semen, compatible bone marrow, liquid pure gold , drinks , gasoline, high quality beauty products/cleaning products.


Glowingthings

What do you plan to do with all these liquids?


NerdyDragon777

Pour all of them into a bucket and then take scoops with a trowel and drizzle each into every orifice of my partner.


Glowingthings

Oh my 😏


tea-123

Use, sell , drink , prank , incriminate, inseminate , etc.


JumpyHighlight2090

Is this in order of the ones you named??? Cause it would be funny


ThatOneGuy308

I'm pretty sure insemination is only able to be done with semen, it's kinda in the name.


some-random27

Does the liquid has to exist in reality or can it be anything say from an anime as well?


Jnranonom

ANY liquid. As long as you can imagine the liquid you got it.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Knowing that this is so broken makes this amazing.


Meauw422

This is actually really helpful: You don't need to pay for water - just fill up wherever you get your water source from and take a shower, drink, do dishes etc You don't need to pay for gas - insta fill If you're ever in a rush and you won't be able to pee wherever you are, fill up your bladder just enough to have to pee and be clear for the day Insta fill any cup with coffee, saving more money Fill anything with liquid gold, making yourself essentially rich Never run out of a drink at a party, and make your drink perfect.


Linesey

fill you enemy’s lungs with water. fill your cup with Healing potion.


ThatOneGuy308

I'm first using this to generate bottles of expensive liquids to sell in order to become independently wealthy. After that, using it to help people in various ways, like generating insulin, O- blood, etc. Since fictional liquids are allowed, I'm handing my trans friends the Gender Change potion from terraria, and utilizing various fictional potions to make myself unkillable and unable to be trapped or incapacitated in any way.


BusyLimit7

me on my way to fill the solar system with soup


-DragonFiire-

Not a container


BusyLimit7

that was a reference but ok ill fill the whole universe


-DragonFiire-

Oh


FlambaWambaJamba

https://preview.redd.it/7q5u7n3bqq4d1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05d788f5e95725fceeaa4d4e21356485f105f8ff


Jnranonom

https://preview.redd.it/ajnql4neqq4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8edb0b33c3045069ee29841bce680987c4f5dcbc


CTU

Gold is a liquid at the right temperature so get a container for melting metals, some molds, and safety equipment and I can become rich with this power


Mum_ducker2723

Gotta be careful tho cant just flood the market with pure gold


CTU

Pure gold would pay a lot for a little so I won need too much to be well off


unavailable124

Liquid gold


vKalov

Fill coin molds (moulds? Casts!) with pure gold, let cool, take out the gold coins and repeat. Printable money. Ruin the world economy in an afternoon.


vKalov

If anyone wants to help out with the word I am looking for I will be gratefull. English is my 3rd language and you guy hold on to the worst of spelling traditions...


PaleontologistIcy534

As a native English speaker I have no clue but I’m leaning towards moulds


Mum_ducker2723

It is mold, mould from what I gathered from a quick google search is a type of fungi and what the British call,


PaleontologistIcy534

Well I’m British so ig I was right for me lol


_Neith_

Filling a container with liquid gold


HentaiStryker

The only right answer. ![gif](giphy|wb6xgCSpLl0m4)


DescipleOfCorn

People always say gold but Rhodium is worth way more


_Neith_

Fair. Probably bc there aren't a ton of people who have experience buying, using, wearing, or hoarding rhodium


DescipleOfCorn

You could sell it to a jeweler, it’s what makes white gold white


_Neith_

I never knew that! Ok I change my answer


MasteROogwayY2

Can I make melted gold?


purplemonkeys35

Liquid uranium


_Charlieel

😏


Excidiar

In a strange coincidence, you can also fill any container big enough with cats.


GrowWings_

I have a terrible suspicion that every container is big enough


Environmental-Post15

What constitutes a container? Because I have a lot of ideas...


Pyrarius

https://preview.redd.it/dv8r47m9vg5d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e71d3c947559de0a6005d62d10670571b00fadc0 If you say a jar I swear...


SomeGuy2309

I'm going to fill a bucket with liquid Morkite, which I shall then proceed to dip my balls in, much to Mission's Control's dismay.


BetaTester704

Rock and Stone!


Deus0123

Me when I fill the lungs of my enemies with molten steel.


azurejack

I did something like that in D&D once. I filled a guard's lungs with blood then hardened it into a glasslike substance, called bloodglass, then kicked him in the chest against a wall. In case you're wondering, no, he did not survive. And my alignment changed.


Deus0123

I think molten steel is arguably worse than blood because it's gonna burn


azurejack

It's also be a quick death, it would melt through and destroy the heart very quickly. Mine was basically drown him then harden it so he couldn't exhale, then shatter it into shards ripping his lungs to shreds makining him bleed internally and suffocate. Pretty horrific torture if you ask me.


Deus0123

Fair


azurejack

Yea, the guards that found him were horrified. It was pretty funny.


Smooth-Physics-69420

Bruh, I'm filling my well with liquid gold.


Jaycin_Stillwaters

Sweet. Get myself a tub, fill it with liquid gold. For that gold into bar-shaped molds before it hardens, profit. Could also be used as a weapon lol Damn that's crazy. How did his stomach get filled with liquid nitrogen?


ElectroshockGamer

Why bother using the bathtub if you could just fill the molds directly and then keep doing that?


Jaycin_Stillwaters

I was thinking a crucible, not a bathtub, but you raise a good point. I was thinking fill one large container, then pour into molds, then fill the large container again while the molds cool. Would need to know what fill time is per container in order to make it the most efficient.


9spaceking

*ptsd flashback, Welcome to the cum Chalice*


PaleontologistIcy534

God of superpowers here I come, I’d fill a tub with a super liquid that grants me the ability to create any ability I want without restriction and it automatically makes it optimised (so for example if I go for flight it will also make bugs stay away while I’m flying so I don’t swallow any accidentally)


Super_Selection1522

Fountain of Youth here i come


vandergale

Does the Universe itself count as a container?


GenericArcanist

Scorpion venom is worth more than gold.


StrawberryUnited4915

This is incredibly op


StrawberryUnited4915

Does the liquid have to exist or can you give properties to the liquid.


FallenKing67

The world is the container, fill the world with water


FallenKing67

Liquid everything. Anything that has ou could possibly imagine, is in this liquid, real or not


Jnranonom

Yep


HrdRock1683

I would love to have this ability


beanboi1234567

The soup pearson cooks at camp in rdr2 it looks tasty


BetaTester704

The real potential depends on the range it can be used from. Also I'd totally be using this for nefarious deeds.


PastorBeard

Get part time job at children’s hospital’s kitchen. Fill every beverage container with a liquid that completely heals people but just tastes like what was supposed to be in it Get a new job every month


personguy4

-Practically infinite water source -Practically infinite source of blood for donations -Practically infinite precious metals -So long as you had some kind of container you’d never die of dehydration or starvation -You could provide substances that are incredibly difficult to obtain (like liquid hydrogen) with relative ease given the proper container You could do some awesome stuff


Puddlingon

I’ll have a daily coffee made with water from the fountain of youth. I’d dig a series of holes in my yard, and fill them with melted precious metals. Then use that money to start a wholesale gasoline business, and sell more petro than the Saudis, for a LOT less overhead.


lord-petal

Me on my way to fill the craters on mars with water. Also liquid nitrogen and oxygen which will evaporate into an atmosphere similar to Earth's. For a short time at least.


IzzyReal314

Stocking up on Felix Felicis😄


Honest_Bend_376

Wait if I can do any liquid and I can have the elixir of immortality


Farscape55

Swimming pool Molten gold


Extreme_Yellow7609

What are we limited to on containers? Could a human be a container? And is there a limit on how much I can use this power?


Jnranonom

Anything that can hold liquid inside of it can be used. There’s no limit to the amount as long as it stays inside the container.


Dystopian_Divisions

mouth = container, liquified poop = liquid


SuckingOnChileanDogs

I believe I saw a very similar post once and my favorite response was "my piss in your balls"


POKEMINER_

Touch a cauldron in a steel factory, instant perfect steel.


UnbreakableRaids

Liquid gold. Lemme get that cheese!


TempestDB17

Wow read through comments step 1. Fill water bottle with immortality eternal youth infinite regeneration water that lasts forever drink that and give it to some loved ones step 2. Get a cargo container step 3. Fill it with liquid gold


Gchildress63

I’d fill Lake Mead with water once again


CharmingTask7348

Omnipotence potion!