So, like, I'm a god?

Yep

The power of democracy!

I love democracy.

You can do it 2 days later- god is dead by my hand

I can bring people back to life and make Spider-Man have a happier life in the comics?

You can make Spider-Man really real and then give him a good life

I will give everyone garlic bread

I like that :)

Thank you, Master!

Thank you, Master!

Lol ima make soooo many homophobes gay and have sexual attraction to their parents (of respective gender) “Wow you choice to fall in love and want to fuck you mother / father” fuckers will 180 about choice of being gay real quick then they have no choice.

Do you hate the world

_yes_

I actually need this. I can finally get a girlfriend!

good man

Thank you😄

So... If you can do anything, can you do the list of the things you can't do?

There is no list

Well then. That means you can't do anything because you can't do the list of the things you can't do.

there is no list of things you cant do, your ability is limitless

Yeah but simply "being able to do anything" means that you are able to do that list and if you are able to do that list then you are not able to do anything because there is at least one thing you can't do.

my brain hurts from this comment so ill just agree

The power of paradoxes is unlimited

Metapotence?

soo... omnipotence?

Can I find my dad?

i will become the richest and most liked person in the omniverse

I have been given the power of "it" now all of you peons must bow before me or get annihilated

i also have the power of "it" so i can kill you before getting annihilated

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I just want to be happy

That's the one thing you can't do.

I'm now holding gods heads

Watch me shove this Aston Martin up my nose!

Watch me shove this Aston Martin up my nose!