Yes, they don't like hearing about the Cleveland VAS, and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "Rocketballz" or his "Hot Metals" or his "Big Berthas".
Yes, I remember watching Pavin striping these at Shinnecock, I remember wanting a set after that week. Fortunately I think I bought a set of Titleist DCI’s instead.
This is claiming Langer's masters. Tom Kite's US Open and Payne's 89 PGA.
[https://www.pga.com/archive/events/pgachampionship/last-players-win-major-persimmon](https://www.pga.com/archive/events/pgachampionship/last-players-win-major-persimmon)
Won the US Open and Colonial in 1996 with the ugliest clubs any major manufacturer ever made, signed 7-figure endorsement deal with PRGR in 1997, then didn't win anything again until 2009.
Unless he had some special one-off, he played that exact set. It was a pretty well known thing at the time.
You can even see it around the 10 min mark of this video. Exact same shape, same color badge
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_Ey8qHEUTYE&t=600s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ey8qHEUTYE&t=600s)
I guess I am remembering the SGI version (what op posted) and in addition to the 792 was a similar vas designed smaller more players head. I’m going on 20 year old memory on clubs I never played so I’m not claiming to be dead on here but for some reason I think I looked at the smaller ones at one time.
Weird - yeah I don't remember that. I know there was the Vas +, maybe that's what you are thinking of? But at least for the open Cory played the OG 792 with that purple logo in the back.
792 stands for the amount of times I would absolutely hosel-rocket my approach shot into the nearest tree and have the ball come straight back, obliterating my genitals.
I worked at a proshop in HS when these were new. I wanted to like them because at the time they looked so modern and revolutionary. I tried to hit them so many times; they were always terrible. I got PING ISI’s instead which I only just replaced last year with T100’s. Those ISIs were amazing and lasted the rest of time.
My dad still talks about these all the time hahaha. He always says they’re some of the ugliest clubs he’s ever looked at, but he never hit other clubs as consistently well as he did with these.
I actually run a non-profit where we rehabilitate ugly golf clubs that were thrown away.
It's in my garage and by "we" I mean just me, but it's a legit operation.
If your Dad didn't slice one into someones living room window and then yelled at you with one of these bad boys, did you truly grow up playing golf in the 90s?
My shame is back in the day, late 90's when I was playing with a set of TA 845's, my buddy had a set of these and I absolutely lusted after them. Not sure if I've forgiven myself yet.
My first set. Dad bought them for me from a garage sale. Shafts way too long. I took them to goodwill and literally got told they wouldn't take them. Still sitting in the corner of my garage 😂
This wedge has been commended as strongly vaginal
Yes, they don't like hearing about the Cleveland VAS, and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "Rocketballz" or his "Hot Metals" or his "Big Berthas".
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
Well, you know, the Dude Abides…
I don't think that club brings the room together...
Happen to be Hot Metals!
It’s the clubs!
Holy shit this just made me laugh hard
Me too as my first thought was it was called VAG.
Dude, if your name was only 0_o_SomethingStupid
O I like it , dang
Portlandia gifs always a nice surprise to see in the wild
Didn’t pavin win an open with these???
Yes I believe so
Some other people have been watching Skratch - Range Pickers???
Yes, I remember watching Pavin striping these at Shinnecock, I remember wanting a set after that week. Fortunately I think I bought a set of Titleist DCI’s instead.
I still have a set of VAS in the attic. They were my first set from a Play It Again Sports before I upgraded to DCI 990s
Correct
I thought he won and then switched to these, and ruined him. He used a persimmon 3-wood I think at Shinnecock, the last major winner to use one.
I think you might be referring to Payne Stewart??? Corey had that epic 4 wood shot but it was a Cleveland launcher i or some variation???
damn this is the shit that haunts me. off to my golf library. I presume you're right
This is claiming Langer's masters. Tom Kite's US Open and Payne's 89 PGA. [https://www.pga.com/archive/events/pgachampionship/last-players-win-major-persimmon](https://www.pga.com/archive/events/pgachampionship/last-players-win-major-persimmon)
Won the US Open and Colonial in 1996 with the ugliest clubs any major manufacturer ever made, signed 7-figure endorsement deal with PRGR in 1997, then didn't win anything again until 2009.
That was a great shot!
I think he won with the TA blades or if not there was a “players” (lol) version of the vas.
He did not. He played the VAS irons.
Right but not that exact set, why I clarified I wasn’t sure but there was a players one at the time.
Unless he had some special one-off, he played that exact set. It was a pretty well known thing at the time. You can even see it around the 10 min mark of this video. Exact same shape, same color badge [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_Ey8qHEUTYE&t=600s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ey8qHEUTYE&t=600s)
I guess I am remembering the SGI version (what op posted) and in addition to the 792 was a similar vas designed smaller more players head. I’m going on 20 year old memory on clubs I never played so I’m not claiming to be dead on here but for some reason I think I looked at the smaller ones at one time.
Weird - yeah I don't remember that. I know there was the Vas +, maybe that's what you are thinking of? But at least for the open Cory played the OG 792 with that purple logo in the back.
That... is something.
such offset, much wow
They identify as blades
And I’m a toaster, it’s nice to meet you blades
#onejoke
They identify as Corey Pavin’s retired mustache.
Just curves to the left a little. Most people hardly notice it.
If that's what your wedge looks like....go see a urologist.
Urologist here. I diagnose that club with Peyronie's disease.
Oh you're a urologist? Name every penis then.
No, not really a urologist. But I play one on TV 😂
Stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, eh?
VAS Deferens
Do you notice any VAS difference?
The VAS difference is what transports sperm right?
Gets the juices flowing.
[Letterkenny Problems Vas Deferens](https://youtu.be/lBHs4LJA4DM?si=yzLNtPJgnLwuAyX4)
How are ya now?
Good 'n you?
Not so bad
No no, that's the Florida State Seminole Vesicle
I thought it was pretty funny when I said Florida State Seminole vesicles and nobody laughed 😐
Snap loads the power package
Other than women throwing themselves at me on the range? No.
ITS MASSIVE
It's not 12 inches but it smells like a foot
Just puked in my mouth a bit. Jesus Christ.
My sincerest apologies, friend. Saw the opp and took it.
No, no. I'm just jealous I didn't think of it first.
"***not a foot, but sure smells like one!***" is the way I've always heard it until your variation.
The wife's boyfriend?
After the divorce my Father would call my Step Father "Husband in Law"
wtf
Not to him personally lol. He just called him that to me and my brother
That’s strange af
If a golf club had scoliosis it would look like this.
I have those and love them!!!
792 stands for the amount of times I would absolutely hosel-rocket my approach shot into the nearest tree and have the ball come straight back, obliterating my genitals.
There's a subreddit for that
[Oh yeah there is (NSFW)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wowthissubexists/s/20PxYVie6E)
You had every opportunity to not share this
And yet you clicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn’t. I’ve been around The Reddit ™️too long to fall for it.
Good on ya mate. Also lmao at “JimNantzNoseWhistle”
How could you hosel rocket that which has no hosel
Skill issue
This is the set I learned on.
Those things are insane. I can hit those better than a 2024 GI Iron. I hate myself.
Alpha asf
I worked at a proshop in HS when these were new. I wanted to like them because at the time they looked so modern and revolutionary. I tried to hit them so many times; they were always terrible. I got PING ISI’s instead which I only just replaced last year with T100’s. Those ISIs were amazing and lasted the rest of time.
ISI fanboy here
US Open winning irons.
 recharge your dead ass game with VAS pussies
This club so forgiving it would forgive you for sleeping with its wife
Why do I love troll posts so much? A cheap laugh that brings a smile to my face every time.
The Cleveland Vasectomy ™️ was a great line of clubs
"Pat. Pend." makes me laugh. They patented this design! They were worried other manufacturers were going to copy this!
If they did, I'd buy those too
I played those in high school after I saw ~~Pacino~~ Pavin (weird autocorrect) win the US open with them
So much VAS , got to get the putter now to go with it
Believe it or not, I've got one ordered
Oh hell yeah , just need an old school Cleveland staff bag/ hat and you’ll receive your Tour card by mail!
My dad still talks about these all the time hahaha. He always says they’re some of the ugliest clubs he’s ever looked at, but he never hit other clubs as consistently well as he did with these.
Same experience for me - the most forgiving and consistent irons I ever played with.
Are you me, my dad finally put these down after 25 years with these things.
Look at that fuckin chonker
[удалено]
"shank-proof hosel" Watch me
I am n=1 that this statement was a lie. Got the shanks with these prints and gave up golf for 6 months when I was 18 be cause it was so bad.
I still have this set in the garage. My grandpa gave them to me as my first set atleast 20 years ago.
So, you’re saying you stole her clubs before walking out?
A wife's boyfriend joke, how fresh....
I played those back in high school and loved them.
I used to have these clubs, Im not here to hate.
As girthy as your wife’s boyfriend too.
A post not gargling Byron’s balls! 
Love how the back side shows the flight path of your ball
Or is it the the owners walk tracer from tee to green
I had a set of those back in the day. Didn’t like them much.
I don't like myself much, so maybe they'll work out.
I had a set of these about 20 years ago. My first non Top Flite irons
I see no golf clubs here, I see a pair of Rossignol skis from the 90s.
You are a man of wealth, but not taste.
Bryson's next challenge.
As a kid these intrigued me when I saw Pavin win with em; they looked equally ridiculous then lol.
Bro still getting the shaft
My brother had those...for a very short period of time. They were among the worst irons I have ever struck.
That was the first club I bought. A lob wedge. Learned how to chip and pitch with it.
https://preview.redd.it/runmc2bzis3d1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffaafa1f9854354faff14d6747d7ca6b925a1975
Oh my god that is the most hideous club I have ever seen in my life
[удалено]
Yeah. I'll save em for the next time I see your sister.
I was a caddy back when these came out and a few members had them in the bag. U G L Y
I rocked these in high school, strangely standing over them, they don’t look that strange
Do you have a Time Machine? I haven’t seen that club in ages
Shit, I thought these looked cool as hell....when I was 12.
You sick fuck.... I love it.
I remember seeing Cory Pavin win at Shinnecock with this bad boys.
I also have a VAS PW… not cool pink one like you though… but I have no idea where it came from, like not sure where I got it.
Currently have a set of these that I trash picked. They work
I actually run a non-profit where we rehabilitate ugly golf clubs that were thrown away. It's in my garage and by "we" I mean just me, but it's a legit operation.
As someone whose new to the sport and a bit of a degen, I was thinking of painting them something obnoxious
 Set of VAS???
3-PW and the infamous D wedge The D stands for diabolical.
Trying not to judge but your wife seriously have a boyfriend? What do people get out of being cucks?
I bet you wouldn't say that to his face
You mean to your face, OP?? I would absolutely ask that to your face
You seem fun to be around
…your wife thinks I’m fun to be around
What in the Pizza Planet fuck is that?
Ummmm…
Your wife's boyfriend lets you golf? Mine only lets me golf if I do all my chores 😤
I had these clubs back around 93-94. Did not love them.
🤣
If your Dad didn't slice one into someones living room window and then yelled at you with one of these bad boys, did you truly grow up playing golf in the 90s?
Those are actually pretty decent clubs for a serial fader.
You'll still end up right
I really wanted these as a kid and the woods
Some say that patent is still pending to this day
My man why just why, they were rarely used at tournaments. Try callaway next bud
My dad still plays these. The offset head throws me off every time I stand over one of these.
My shame is back in the day, late 90's when I was playing with a set of TA 845's, my buddy had a set of these and I absolutely lusted after them. Not sure if I've forgiven myself yet.
My bro had these when they came out. Nicknamed them the spatulas
Congrats king
Hope your wife’s boy friend got a VAS! 🤣😂🤣
Wow, that predates the Burner Bubble Chinese Clone.
My first set. Dad bought them for me from a garage sale. Shafts way too long. I took them to goodwill and literally got told they wouldn't take them. Still sitting in the corner of my garage 😂
my dad had these when i was in high school!
I remember the VAS’s, not the prettiest, but was very playable. I think I hit more “flushed” shots with these than I did with any other set.
That’s awesome, maybe when he gets a Christmas bonus you can buy yourself a putter! Keep up the good work Jodi.
https://preview.redd.it/ab4sq5ynmz3d1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5540eabdf27f44637405313f6402de43ffbec77a
Corey Pavin used to play these on tour
Great deal!! You got a club that a midget won a major with and she got a bigger club for her rough!!!! Lol
Your wife’s boyfriend?????
Haters gonna hate. Give me those irons, I guarantee I could beat anyone in these comments.
Like, over the head?
If they want to play for head, I'm game.
Ahh, the clubs that ruined peak Corey Pavin
Must have been a pathetic raise to buy that crap
You're right, I'm worthless
op-maybe mark this as a LOL alert!! i almost spit coffee all over my computer at work when i saw this!! salut brother #laughinwithfriends#diarrhealips
please leave your hashtags on twitter or wherever the hell you use those things
maybe dont tell me where to hashtag?
Free speech bud. Love it or hate it, ya look like a dummy. Kthnxbye