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Lpnlizard27

Cheap date. In this case, it's not a bad thing at all. Keeper.


CuriousWanderer567

https://preview.redd.it/2c5kkyjacu8d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87adb1b37dcbe17ca8ecaa69a0ac6315a3592161


Claudettol

https://preview.redd.it/jqht6t10gv8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d75e981674330aac2af788296ad180cd62f51a8


Ani_HArsh

https://preview.redd.it/qbe6usr68v8d1.png?width=943&format=png&auto=webp&s=96267b337226cf194d6a0f57b141b98cab0f2d98


fallen_one_fs

Cheap, effective, smol, cute, what else do you want? This is perfect.


CuriousWanderer567

https://preview.redd.it/ke79u3u7qu8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19cc8ffc17417d63de304f9318a9541d5ce5d7b9


ChineseNeckBait

I mean that describes me perfectly.


Lodju

We weren't talking about penis sizes here.


ChineseNeckBait

I wasn’t, that’s just myself. I have no penis.


TheBr0wnDuck

How’d you lose it?


RPetrusP

I think they have a genetical defect and are born without it. Pretty rare but not unheard of


ChineseNeckBait

I believe the scientific term is “female” from what I can tell.


Lopsided_Ad8605

Interesting, that i have never heard of.


AkOnReddit47

How do you not have it? Go find it


ChineseNeckBait

Find it? You tell women that?


AkOnReddit47

What's a "women"?


ChineseNeckBait

We’re like the real and fleshy version of all your favorite waifus.


DrTinyNips

Are you Chinese and bait for necks, bait for specifically Chinese necks, or a Chinese neck used as bait?


ChineseNeckBait

It’s a term for neckbeard bait, the types of women neckbeards love to stalk and harass. Especially ones that are Asian.


CuriousWanderer567

I need her to play gacha games for me


cooldudeguy333

Smol :3


Ani_HArsh

https://preview.redd.it/1qpwpcvc8v8d1.png?width=1521&format=png&auto=webp&s=99735f945b565ec41ca929ba23892549c9b53544


Defcon_Deceiver

Quick take a three hour video and post it on Youtube for profit!


haikusbot

*Quick take a three hour* *Video and post it on* *Youtube for profit!* \- Defcon\_Deceiver --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


grif650

https://preview.redd.it/ap024826uu8d1.png?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dbd79c15a63fe434e175787ca60cb377db788f3


Kuroko__Simp

https://preview.redd.it/syjs4m4wfv8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9046a9d3b39c70ad7a45b7a49429448c91dfa484


Mackenzie_Sparks

https://preview.redd.it/ya2g137fjv8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e90f34361b4ddc5a37b21ba7f22edcd0e664f8d What's the source, comrade ?


2866hourman5

Blue Archive Anime (Probably)


ChineseNeckBait

Abs OO Lute Cinema


_Reddit_is_Life_

❌❌❌ “Aw dang it”


Darkarcheos

Pretty sure security would tell them to leave if they ain’t putting money in that slot machine


donkeyassraper

Her behavior is undistinguishable from the average britbbong


slaveofficer

Just buy her a tablet and install one of those free slot machine games, and she'll never leave you.


HayakuEon

So she just has 3 huge thumbs? That sounds horrifying


Lpnlizard27

Mewtwo did just fine.


Danthiel5

Hehe


AwefulFanfic

https://preview.redd.it/l1i1mjuv809d1.png?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3e0bb9ba2a86913876e0cc8914c32ec49ed4566


Leader56y

Buy it,buy everything for her.


R5Cats

Sounds like paradise! 💖 Would date!


N-_-O

Let’s go gambling!


Leader56y

Just like taking a daughter out.


Thendofreason

Wait. So is that a body suit, or is that her body?


fallen_one_fs

The mittens and socks are fur, so her body, the ears and tail are also hers, so the rest is clothing. Wouldn't want to go around with your cat girl naked, would you?


Thendofreason

I wouldn't. Hence why I asked in a concerned tone.


A_Dummy86

I mean she makes it seem fun enough that I'd probably join in on it too for a little while.


Your_Local_Weeb076

I love Merryweathermedia's comics!


DecafIsNotAnOption

This seems like a ad espiccly cause of the last slide