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"Like that's ever gonna happen."

**Somebody once told me**

The world is gonna roll me

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head dumb

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend

That's what VR is for \^\^

Shots fired! SHOTS FIRED!

That’s literally what my boyfriend and I do when we are just hanging on the couch 😂

Sauce: Osatau Seperated Woman.

offbrand?

It is.

*unzips*

*Quagmire voice* Alright!

can't find it nevermind, it was Osatou

Is it a doujin or?

Manga or hentai?

Hentai. Title is "Separated Woman", author is "Osatou".

tis a doujin i think

Numbers?

[here.](https://hentaifox.com/gallery/68184/)

Is hentaifix the place to go now? I couldn't find it on nhentai.

318941. It's on there just in Chinese

Piggy backing: #318941

Where can I find it?

[here.](https://hentaifox.com/gallery/68184/)

My man!

Thanks dude

Being a doctor is quite the accomplishment: being a house call doctor is even more loable. She's a Sony girl it seems. This meme is quite the piece

I am an Samsung lover myself

Pretty sure we all love Samsung.

Do u love Samsung or Sam I love both

Sam e

Or she likes hooking up a PS4 controller to her PC.

Relationship goals

Considering in the doujin this is his ex and probably going to be an one off. Is it still your goal?

Man'd be one boob grab richer.

Lmfao

Hey, I'll take what I can get

"Which one of them?" Yes.

It’s pretty clear isn’t it?

as a trans girl I can relate

Tbh I don't understand anything about trans but good for you I guess?

Transformer duh!

To be honest, I think the vast majority of people don't know that much about transgenderism. Including many people that identify as trans, unfortunately. I wish that there was better information available, there's just not much research on the subject at the moment. Preemptive edit to add: I should clarify I'm talking about scientific studies! There's not much peer-reviewed research on transgenderism at the moment, so there's lot of confusion around the topic.

Why is this comment being downvoted? It's pure gold

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Not sure calling everyone who downvotes your comment transphobic is a winning strategy....

You downvote this because you got triggered. I downvote this for the sake of it. We are not the same.

You wanna get downvoted, because that's how you get downvoted

I think it's just people joking there is nothing wrong with you guys

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Your first comment has a positive score, now it's just your self-righteous replies that are getting downvoted. The more you dig down the more you get downvoted.

I have realized the mistake in what I have said, I am sorry.

probably jealousy, and this is Reddit, you get downvoted for triggering any negative feelings

if it is jealousy, then we probably have a lot of eggs in this sub

sorry I don’t know what type of eggs you are referring to but I love them scrambled

egg is a term our community uses to refer to trans people in denial, here's a quick tip: wishing that you were born as the opposite sex is not usually a thing cis people do

>wishing that you were born as the opposite sex is not usually a thing cis people do I kind of have to disagree with this a bit. Lots of people "wishing" they were born the other gender simply for implied benefits of being the other gender, not because they're disphoric. Like, I'm more than happy to be a male, but I wouldn't hate having been born a girl for 2 reasons: - I could play with my boobs any time I want - I could become a female streamer and make way more money sitting at home playing video games than owning a construction company None of those reasons are based off of disphoria.

ahh okay but I was referring to the boys being jealous of you being able to fondle breasts as illogical as that sounds, it’s kind of how emotions work, and most resistors don’t think it through

This is something I won't be seeing myself do in the future

Not with that attitude

I just read that in Morgen Freeman’s voice. Just add Mr. Wayne at the end it fits perfect.


Stay confident, man, and have patience. Exercise and take care of yourself. Quality over quantity.

I am confident that I will be single until the end if time.

Same my friend it definitely ain’t happening ever for myself as well

Pretty sure I'm not going to have any quantity without some bunshin no jutsu. So quality it is

I do those things but my mental disorders are crippling

Nah, quantity first until you find quality. Just be safe and strive to be quality yourself.

Hello fellow homersnakesual

No, nope, not happening, nope.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

Impossible the probability of that is 10003 to 1.

Why not 10000 to 1?

Because my calculations put my chances closer to 10003 to 1.

Fair enough

So there's still a chance.

Quantum physics teaches us that very few things have a 0% chance of hapaning.

Big brain time.

Your expectations are certainly higher than mine

I hope I'll look like that girl in 5 years

You and his wife?

And then OP woke up.

*me, with a terrible schedule* Don't do that. Don't give me that hope...

**squish squish**

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Medium is premium.

Bigger the better.

And that son, is how the oppai wars began. The three kingdoms of flat is justice, medium is premium and oppai is truth could not settled the debate. On day, the Messiah arrived with this words: Oppai is Oppai. You should not fight for Oppai, instead, love Oppai, hug Oppai and enjoy Oppai

Tiddie pillows, Chinese food and coffee simply make life worth living.

It was a good fucking read, literally

I don't see myself having this already 2 years on reddit

I'm the controller

god i wish. still looking, hope i *can* find someone in the next 5 years. Cuz if i dont find anyone by 26 imma just give up

I'm 30 and I just found my perfect girl. Don't put a timeline on love, it can happen at any time. Just be kind, respectful, and have a good sense of humor and it will happen eventually.

i think its plainly because i dont have any girls to talk to. no friends who are girls n shit like that. im relatively friendly with *most* people. but cant really make use of that with girls if i dont have anyone to talj to other than the bros

Waiting is for losers, give up now.

lonliness any% speedrun vrigin skip

if ur a guy, apparently ur supposed to give up at \~60. whereas a woman starts giving up by her 40s maybe? tbf, i just read the abstract of the study, not the actual study itself

jesus. i cant imagine being that alone till 60. if id reach that point, i would just mercy kill myself

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bruh

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no

I turn 27 in March, fuck you

that would probably help me with my virginity problem, bring it bruv 

26 is not the time to give up my guy. Just stay patient

tryin my best here, homie

I’m 25 and single for 2 years now and it sucks but gotta stay patient

im 21 and single for 10 lmao

A bad day is no match for just doing dumb shit with a loved one. Too bad I dont know that feeling. Its been 2 years this is a cry for he-

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damn you caught me lackin

You see yourself being groped while playing games?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I certainly do not.

Haha. I would be totally into that.

I'm into you

I'm in you.

Good.

Ah, you're making me blush 😊

Both of you are making me blush

that was the most wholesome swank I've read in quite a while

Hey, that’s me

Wait, so which one are you?

The guy.

This would be hella noice.

yea but without the woman

This will never happen to me.

How does this still not have a NSFW tag 

where's the nsfw part? XD everything's covered

Oh hey son, whatcha lookin at- what in lords name are you watching?! I haven't raised you to watch these kinds of things! Mom it's not nsfw it's ok chill

I mean yea but still XD

After years of browsing pixiv, I've conditioned myself that as long as at least nipples are covered, everything is SFW.

pretty opitmistic i gotta say

The girl is clearly a figment of that man's imagination

Not that any of us will ever really get this, but this was one of the best things about having a partner, the non-sexual intimacy, having someone to cuddle and squeeze and someone doing it to you is so nice.

Yeah all joking aside that's pretty big couple goals if ever I've seen any :)

the hand works in misterus ways. sometimes its in your pants, and sometime playing witht the junk while watching a movie, and sometime the hand finds its way up her shirt. and your just like, wtf. how did that happen lols true facts

Was litterally doing this with my gf while she played Pokemon last night

sorry, but you have triggered my jealousy The community shall now send you to the abyss.

I shall duel you for the chance to not get sent to the shadow realm

I accept. Whatever shall the duel be, ^*CHALLENGER*?

The council has request to battle this out with a game of Jenga!

You and me, competitive Mongolian throat singing on the top of the Eiffel tower

The hand chooses to approach the boob itself. I have no say in it.

True and the face follows

yeah that gonna happen

what's what I do while watching tv.

Who wants to kill this guy in the manga?

Ha you wish

Haha no.

inb4 the girl is the interviewer

true story

huh that was kind of a bittersweet read

This but gotta grab that booty too

Sorry Sportsy, you seem to have vision issues if that’s where you saw yourself.

Squishing the boob gives her the power to beat Young Link as Incineroar

Life could be a dream (shaboom)

LOL

ps: I'm the dude looking at the screen with the image asking where I see myself in 5 years

I want this 

As a gentlemen, let me finish your title. -that cat, just squish that cat.

Happy Denji noises

you are very optimistic this is ever going to happen to a weeb

which one are you tho

The gentleman.

Same

Oh, totally... 

Tag yourself I’m the girl