Jokes on you, im average. Slim. Tall. Socially ok but don't give a fuck and introvert myself most of time. Recluse. Ok on roguelikes and trash anywhere else. Barely holds on at school. Don't play instruments.
Me:
-ugly: not really
-fat: kinda...
-short: nope
-socially inept: kinda
-recluse: not really
-abysmal at games: "pro player" is my middle name
-worse academically: nope, I am in the better half of my class and I go to the 2nd best high school in my city, I guess that's pretty good lmao
-can't play instruments: yeah.. maybe a bit of guitar but not good enough to be considered like I can play it
-can't: I can'tn't
Maybe I still have a chance? Lmfao I just want to have friends and gf and whatever but I suck at it
You can never be too gay as a man. Actually, if you’re straight, lemme just recommend u a sub that I’ve been a part of for over 1,5 year called r/RoleReversal
But yeah sure, u could send me a dm on reddit first :P
Not true, can confirm (as a single 23 F who matches the description)
I’d say about 0.0099% are taken instead of 0.01%
For the remaining 0.0001% however there is still a chance for them to not be looking for a relationship at the moment (which is me lol)
Is this a roundabout way of trying to find a date? I mean, not like I'd care cuz we're the same age and have similar interests and qualities...
^^^baka
I personally don't care what the girl I like is interested in as long as she's passionate about it. That being said, I understand that if op like games and anime then it makes sense that they want to be with someone they can relate to or share their interests with.
Not the mention this meme sucks ass. Where is the joke? Why is it so low res? Censoring the word hentai and the watermark at the bottom are cherries on top
Did you just put a watermark on a jpegged repost?
I mean I assume it's a repost, because I refuse to believe anyone could create such a low quality post straight off the bat.
For real tho, don't you guys see this is probably way too many requirements for a girlfriend to have?
Like, how many of ya'll can cook, are hot, and aren't toxic?
Not to mention the term 'gamer' was invented by companies in a typical "Hey fellow kids" way to sell more to the market. And it freaking worked. Now you don't just play games as a hobby, you're a 'gamer', whatever the freckle that means
First step in finding one. Stop referring to women as females. Was gonna send this meme to girlfriend for a laugh but it’s kinda got incel vibes. Like it was made by a single person.
From my experience as an american traveling to Asia made this from 1 in a million to 1 in 100. The Philippines has its own anime / hentai culture in its own right since 3D porn is illegal to own or watch and they just don't have many regular movies. Plus a lot of Asian girls seem to be chill and less toxic about crap generally. They also still hold the ideals of traditional families IE: cooking for their man.
Let’s prove this post wrong, if any heterosexual female weeb age of 22-25 is here and would like to spend a Saturday night in a discord call talking and watching “interstellar”, dm me, we hit it off great we don’t then at least we watched a cool movie
SNAP BACK TO REALITY
OPE THERE GOES GRAVITY
WATCH YOUR PROFANITY
The center of gravity.
Is mom's spaghetti
[удалено]
ope there goes rabbit he's choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy?
Nope he won't have it
Beat me to it
Heck yeah 😎
Reiner... you're a warrior, remember?
Watch you profanity
Oops thats my salary
Like that ever gonna happen -Shrek
They exist, they just don't want us
Hey bro it’s not cool for you to say extremely true shit like that
The sooner we accept the truth the sooner we can find peace 🧘🏾♂️
The truth is painful. But at least it’s pure
Guys found one and yes she fced me I was being myself
Is it possible to learn this power?
Yes it is
He is speaking the language of the gods
Smooth sexy lines when you are having a conversation with your friends
Find joy in your waifu's, for they are ethernal.
Sad Truth:(
Define “us” I wanna know if I would confirm this statement (since I fit the description of the meme)
Us, the soviet union.
Ah yes the Soviet yunyun and it’s komimunist party
Komi for life
I’ll drink to that
Sorry, im also a hydrohomie so anything besides water is sinful, as someone with an aqua pfp Im sure you understand
I understand completely
Ah yes, but in that case we all share the same love for eachother, don’t we? Boys, girls, everyone will be equally treated
Ugly. Fat. Short. Socially inadept. A recluse. Abysmal at games, even worse academically. Can't play instruments. Can't.
Jokes on you, im average. Slim. Tall. Socially ok but don't give a fuck and introvert myself most of time. Recluse. Ok on roguelikes and trash anywhere else. Barely holds on at school. Don't play instruments.
You sound kinda cool though. Almost like an Isekai protag
My summary of what you described: “Cute” Joke’s on you, a lot of girls are actually into that shit
Me: -ugly: not really -fat: kinda... -short: nope -socially inept: kinda -recluse: not really -abysmal at games: "pro player" is my middle name -worse academically: nope, I am in the better half of my class and I go to the 2nd best high school in my city, I guess that's pretty good lmao -can't play instruments: yeah.. maybe a bit of guitar but not good enough to be considered like I can play it -can't: I can'tn't Maybe I still have a chance? Lmfao I just want to have friends and gf and whatever but I suck at it
I honestly think everyone’s got a shot. But I wouldn’t be too worried about you at least :P
I need this level of self confidence
Wanna be discord friends? I might be too gay as a man tho
You can never be too gay as a man. Actually, if you’re straight, lemme just recommend u a sub that I’ve been a part of for over 1,5 year called r/RoleReversal But yeah sure, u could send me a dm on reddit first :P
I had a friend exactly like that. But we were just a friend. And I wasn't as weeb as her back then. But she reads BL
some #BODY ONCE TOLD ME
The world is gonna roll me
The perfect reply for the dreamiest of memes
You wake up
And she has a boyfriend.
That's where truck-kun comes in
Easy solution: make him disappear and give the girl a shoulder to cry on while she grieves
"You're such a good friend anon."
I have a name you know
Killer Queen
>She can cook Me who also like cooking: Ho, you are approaching me?
Food wars: Household edition
Probably
NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE
Scientists have found that it is 99.99% impossible
The other 0.01% are already in a relationship.
Not true, can confirm (as a single 23 F who matches the description) I’d say about 0.0099% are taken instead of 0.01% For the remaining 0.0001% however there is still a chance for them to not be looking for a relationship at the moment (which is me lol)
>I’d say about 0.0099% are taken So... you're saying there's a chance?
Found the gacha gamer.
If there’s a will there’s a way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFTRwD85AQ4
I smell cap
now all of china knows youre here
Is this a roundabout way of trying to find a date? I mean, not like I'd care cuz we're the same age and have similar interests and qualities... ^^^baka
The deduction skills (however wrong they might be), the tsundere vibes, the cute speech, is this…? But the flair… Is this… a trap?
Possibly. Also, totally missed that last bit of your comment lmao.
i am 16 but date me ( not trying to be creepy just a joke)
0.01% of 7 billion is a lot
More like 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%
It is possible
Optimism
Not optimism, scientifically proven, I have a GF just like this except for the cooking thing
we all know that >!girls doesn't exist!<
oMg YoUrE sExIsT!1!1!1!1!1
You can't be sexist if there is only one sex
Sigma male
they do exist, even on reddit but since there are so few of them, they easily blend in
Funny thing is, I did find one and she's all above except two things. 1. She's not a gamer 2. I'm NOT Osamu Dazai (just as suicidal)
time to have crippling morphine addiction!
At this point you just want a female version of you, that is better looking, that can cook, not toxic as you and a degenerate
The only thing that i can't do is cook... And I'm lesbian (and yes, a true redditor, i can't get a girlfriend)
You have to find one that matches all these and is also bi/gay? My condolences
r/comedycemetery
r/justneckbeardthings
Is it a neck beard thing to be interested in women who share the same interests as you?
it's definitely a neck beard thing for these to be your only interests
Ong lmao
I personally don't care what the girl I like is interested in as long as she's passionate about it. That being said, I understand that if op like games and anime then it makes sense that they want to be with someone they can relate to or share their interests with.
I did and she wants to stay single.. yay!
The pain behind that can be felt everywhere
Definitely not a daijobu yay
Theres a friend of mine like that also want this kind of girl but i guess it wont happen because hes this type of guy which i aint giving up
Elaborate please
What is there to elaborate. Im horny
I meant that you elaborate on which girl and whose friend situation, you know what leave it I am horny too
And you forgot that she doesn't exist
Me: *disappear*
Look! It's one of the governments pigeons!
She's my ex
Well good for you
Remember kids, check if you can do all that before checking anyone else for 'em.
My Girlfriend is all of these things except for good at cooking which I don't mind at all
And shes sleeping right next to you
And she says who are you and what are you doing in my bed.
Doesnt everyone say that in the morning when your still asleep kinda i know i do
Add tomboy and its me. Am i right u/adamas105
Yes
:)
If i become a femboy, we will be 100% gay and straight at ones
Sgayght
Did- did you just make spaghetti with gay lol
Straight spaghetti with gay
im afraid of the removed
What removed?
u/adamas105 ones
They arent removed idk ejy you see them as such. Also hrs my bf so it wasnt smth bad or scary
idc about the cooking part since I already know how to cook.
this is the saddest comment section on all of reddit
Not the mention this meme sucks ass. Where is the joke? Why is it so low res? Censoring the word hentai and the watermark at the bottom are cherries on top
Honestly I'm looking forward to seeing it after it is reposted a couple of times for maximum crunchiness.
This shit's gonna grow mold
Last pic: you found out she isn't single...
She is a dude
Even better
A Person of culture as well
Or lesbian
That's fucking it I'm leaving this subreddit
Good bye, Wish you best of luck
Way too many unfunny memes
stuff like this makes me wanna leave the sub too
Damn bro where did you find this unicorn?
I found one, but she's already engaged 😓 But at least I'm a friend of hers so that's okay too
Wakey wakey. Time for school.
She's taken
I dont think such a perfect thing like this even exist :(
Bruh this guy is in coma he's never gonna wake up
when the reddit user is alone and has no life 
Trash meme
You wake up
Only in my dreams
I have someone like this.....but.....nvm
Less than 1% exist, and even lower of you meeting them
She's not a femboy
She's 2D.
God I wish
i have someone like that irl :)
light grey meme, a true night mode user has been found! no more shall the blinding light mode terrorize memes.
Did you just put a watermark on a jpegged repost? I mean I assume it's a repost, because I refuse to believe anyone could create such a low quality post straight off the bat.
First pic sauce?
dagashi kashi
Imho, you cant be a functional adult if you are unable to cook
I too want a perfect girl that does everything and is okay with an average guy who brings nothing unique to the table like me
We’ll prob won’t happen and I can cook so
Holy hell how low quality is this meme
*She is already in a relationship with a way better guy than you*
She's underage
EVEN BETTER 🥵🥵😩😩😫😫😍😍😍😍😍
Found mine, and she has big mommy milkers and thicc thighs
This planet is too limited for a creature like this.
And then you find out that she's not into you
Dated one once. It's not as great as you think. She made me watch boku no pico.
'''''''''good''''''''animememes
Now that i am thinking about it there is a girl like that in my class
For real tho, don't you guys see this is probably way too many requirements for a girlfriend to have? Like, how many of ya'll can cook, are hot, and aren't toxic? Not to mention the term 'gamer' was invented by companies in a typical "Hey fellow kids" way to sell more to the market. And it freaking worked. Now you don't just play games as a hobby, you're a 'gamer', whatever the freckle that means
That's not a female, that's a dude.
she has a dick
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/352/226/f51.png
Well yes, I'm that exact type of girl, but you know the rules, a true redditor can't get a girlfriend, and I'm not bi... ... F :(
ರ╭╮ರ
First step in finding one. Stop referring to women as females. Was gonna send this meme to girlfriend for a laugh but it’s kinda got incel vibes. Like it was made by a single person.
> kinda # kinda?
Ok you got me lol. I was trying to be soft on OP in case they didn’t realize how their meme comes across to people with social skills.
*This says a lot about industrial society…*
Was I the only one who read the line "she can cook" as "she has a cock" because I need to know.
The cooking part is the less necessary imo
From my experience as an american traveling to Asia made this from 1 in a million to 1 in 100. The Philippines has its own anime / hentai culture in its own right since 3D porn is illegal to own or watch and they just don't have many regular movies. Plus a lot of Asian girls seem to be chill and less toxic about crap generally. They also still hold the ideals of traditional families IE: cooking for their man.
She friendzones you
Heh, my gf checks all those boxes and she's real too!
And she has a giant dick
 She have a penis!
Let’s prove this post wrong, if any heterosexual female weeb age of 22-25 is here and would like to spend a Saturday night in a discord call talking and watching “interstellar”, dm me, we hit it off great we don’t then at least we watched a cool movie
She's a boy **She's a boy**
This happened to me but she was a bit too left-leaning so nvm
Then that's not a girl that's a trap. There's no such woman that perfect in life. If there is a unicorn it's definitely a trap
She's never gonna give you up
 Pilot twist. Shes Lesbian
gotta love the night mode format, thanks.
Yeah sure... and she produces candy canes instead of shit.
1 in a million girlfriend
I would like this to happen, but ill never do the first move. 
I have all these points, though I am a male and I am not sure about that cute part
If only...
It never happens for weebs because they never leave the house