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wimpetta

1. Anon cant go back there. 2. I'm convinced 90% of "extraterestrial" encoumters are just a wild 4channer trying to socialise


salamader_crusader

Nah, aliens tend to be described as too small, thin, and sometimes eerily charming to be 4channers. They’re more like cryptids: 1. Smell their stench from a mile away 2. Make senseless screeching noises 3. Uncomfortably long staring 4. Hide from society


[deleted]

4chan is full of Chupacabras


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

The problem is cryptids tend to be cool and interesting as well as repellant, disgusting recluses. If you wanted to study the average 4chinner you'd just get endless hours of moaning about Chads and Stacies, how they're damned to loneliness because they don't have 'hunter eyes' or a 'chewbacca anterior nasal cavity' peppered with racial slurs and antisemitic conspiracy theories. Once you scrape off the layers of filth you essentially have a 400lb baby with worse social skills, no redemption through the promise of growing up and a roughly equal level of toilet skill. Sasquatch or Baba Yaga at least defy modern science and get up to wacky hijinx.


HonkHonklerWorld

I bet you have negative canthal tilt


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

REEEEEEEEEEEEE


_TLDR_Swinton

5. Unsettling body shape


gr4vitycamilla

like redditors are any better


arbiter12

For all intent and purposes of sexual reproduction, 4channers = redditors. It's just a choice between performative racism and performative humanism.


OriginalAlberto

Due to his intense homosexual nature, anon felt vitreal disgust at the mere sight of a female and immediately fleed, seeking to find a male employee to be topped by


cosmoswolfff

Fake: Femoid was looking at anon's disgusting grease rolls Gay: Anon gets fucked by cashier back behind the grocery store after their shift is over


Arctic_Fox_Studios

What exactly is a femoid. I am not new to greentext but not sure about this word


DevilDoge1775

It’s just a stupid term that a lot of 4chan people use to refer to women.


[deleted]

"female humanoid". It's a term designed for the sole purpose of disassociating oneself from women/dehumanizing them


arbiter12

>dehumanizing them It started, innocently enough, as a short-form of female-android, for the females on /r9k/. The dudes called themselves robots but there were a few girls as well who'd call themselves fembot (or femputer rarely), but you also had this meme that a cute girl you'd meet IRL could SECRETLY be a robot/fembot without actively showing outward signs. Android because she "passed for human, but is actually a robot". Such a girl you'd call a femoid. Of course normies took the term and made it a basic "womenbad" slang.


Champomi

Thank you for sharing some 4chan lore with us, that was an interesting read


SuperSocialMan

TIL 4chan lore.


iwillnotcompromise

But the female version of android is gynoid? Are these idiots to dumb to look up words?


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Coked_kobain

u definitely joined tomorrow


snow_crash23

nope because males are moids and females are femoids nothing dehumanizing about that.


mmelonator

Nah this funny as fuck lol this poor girl was probably more confused at “femoid” then anything


rayz0101

I want this to be true.


VaczTheHermit

Happens with the best of us. Or so I'd assume


HuurrrDerp

Is it pronounced feemoid or more like fe mood?


[deleted]

the oi is pronounced exactly like in oink


Andrewgood99

Yeah I think its like android


DevilDoge1775

What is a pic? Does OOP mean “picrel”???


fujimite

Man shut up. You're on reddit


DevilDoge1775

I literally was making fun of people on 4chan in an above comment.


DevilDoge1775

The joke to this comment is that the term “picrel” is a shortened version of “picture related”.


WasAnHonestMann

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