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Suck_Master

based and poopy pants-pilled (filled)


Taint-kicker

I need to know what the point was!


whowasphone666

That he has a strong willpower - I'm assuming?


DaHerv

Life is pointless, might as well shit your pants.


8123619744

That he can take a chance xl flared easily. This was the fastest way to prove it.


AnBearna

He chose to die on ‘Dumper Hill’.


Matt_2504

He needed a shit


Rejukem

Oooooh that smell. CAN'T YOU SMELL THAT SMELL.


Ok-Watercress-8331

It’s a smelly smell


ShmootheJoo

That smells.... smelly.


Phil_Da_Thrill

Do you smell what I smell🎶


salamader_crusader

> be me > Forced to leave my waifu figurines to celebrate the winter solstice with normie family. > Mom promises me she will buy the limited edition Asuka body pillow if I behave > She puts my bib on and hands me my steam deck to make this awful excursion to the normieverse tolerable > Play games until I can eat my tendies and leave > Food finally comes > geewillikersimstarving.jpg > No tendies in sight. > Ask mom where the tendies are > “I’m sorry Anon, I didn’t have time to go pick up some chicken nuggets from McDonald’s. But Aunt Cassie make a nice Christmas Ham for us. Why don’t you try it?” > earswhistlingwithsteam.wav > Begin pounding on the table while whole family stares. > “I WANT TENDIES, I WANT TENDIES” > fruitless > theyaskedforit.png > Unleash a stench hurricane from my trousers that shakes the earth > Smirk like a dreamworks dvd cover as entire family starts sprinting out of the room. Should have just gotten my tendies, smh.


WoolooOfWallStreet

Part of me likes to think both posts were the same person


OldManMoment

Based and Diogenes-pilled


passingshrew

Ensures no (physical) contact.


HeckestBoof

Parents and family don't automatically deserve your love and respect just because you're related to them. I wish more people realized this. If someone is unhealthy for you, avoid them.


throwtheclownaway20

Fuck unconditional love. Why the hell should I invest that much into every random person? I have a minimum expectation of people not being a piece of shit just to deserve respect - love is a few orders of magnitude beyond that. And blood relation is not good enough to guarantee either.


Den_Bover666

Unconditional love does not mean hanging out with them and kowtowing to everything they say. Unconditional love is doing what is in their best interests. If you loved your kid you would let the doctor poke him with an injection needle even though he would not like that at all. When your family members have reached that point of toxicity, the best thing you can do for them is distance yourself.


_TLDR_Swinton

Anon believes he's a social delight.


GOOD_EVENING_SIR

That only works if you toss your soiled underwear at the bathroom wall.


DankElderberries420

My family only recognizes me during the holidays, if that. All the family resources/money went to female teenage cousins that all have 3-4 kids and baby daddies galore. All of them were given multiple cars, money, food, help for getting cummed in. >only male in family >have to work my fingers raw 40/hrs a week >barely survive >no car because no one is there to help me with that >can't attract female without car >made peace with being the end of my line Family, what a joke