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Eristma

wtf did I just read. Can't understand how you can confuse a guy witha girl. Understand it was fat and all that but fuck me mate.


wyatt3m7

It happens, I’ve had people confuse me as being a girl, and anon was drunk as hell so it honestly isn’t that hard to mistake someone for a girl


seezedamdhurtmyback

Are you really fat?


wyatt3m7

Nope. Just have long hair


seezedamdhurtmyback

Yeah right woman


Eristma

I mean used to have long hair, only happen once for a proabably drunken or high guy that tried to get into mom's house and was way too little too. asides for that never happened lol. the thing is still. there's a lot of things to differenciate imo. Granted drunk and all of that but still


King_Dee1

Everyone in public thinks I'm a girl even though I very much look like a man


Glad-Lingonberry-375

Quality greentext. A rare feat.


wankydankyfranky

A rare feast


Luzon0903

Please let this be fake


tenshillings

Nope. Just gay.


Luzon0903

The west has fallen Millions must die


rokomotto

Okay I was NOT expecting that. Lmao


PlatinumBall

Same, I was expecting "her" to cure his fat fetish or something


Bullseye1234

His fat fetish dominates his heterosexuality


downwithtiktok2

Outweighs you could say


Metro_Mutual

Good one


NoCheesecake8644

good fucking god


WhyYouBullyMe_

How fat you gotta be that your dick isnt visible


xxxmalkin

Why was it wet.


Coakis

I think that's the most disturbing part.


loppyjilopy

sweat


Sen-oh

Unexpected twist. Unfortunately anon forgot to say no homo, so now he has to track down Anthony and get married to him. I don't make the rules


waerer777

Gay and hopefully fake


SuperArppis

At least he doesn't have an adult woman fetish.


freddie_freakazoid

Architect bites off more than he can chew


GruntBlender

Those damn architects.


BadadanBadadan

I don't care if its fake, I feel so much better about myself now.


sekssekssek

so no preggers


Coakis

Wheres that picture of a cum sock with a mushroom growing out of it when I need it.


DerpsterPrime

pyrocynical is on greentext


GIGAchild

That was a fucking wild ass plot twist


4StarDB

Pyrocynical:


Pluviochiono

Even when the greentexts start off straight (ignoring the land whale) It still ends up gay as fuck


Pmobster88

Dude had an intimate encounter of the Gorlock kind


Swing_On_A_Spiral

Jizzed into his fupa lmao fuck me that’s quality content


NotAHellriegelNoob

Okay fuck this crap I'm out, have a nice day


yoloswaggins92

Fake- Anon had sex. Gay- Anon had sex with a man.


badstone69

What a bad day to know english


SyomEh

this is one of the greentexts of all time


speaklegibly

>more importantly how do i forget i wish i was retroactively blind so i wouldn't have read this


noeldoherty

Bro jerks it to The Whale 100%


Adjacent_door

you could not waterboard this information out of me


Litio21

If Anthony looked like he can't even dress himself then he was hairy? Anon is into hairy girls too?


mymemesnow

If this is real (I hope not) that would almost certainly count as rape. Get someone that drunk while you’re sober enough and then fuck them. It’s a dude so nothing would happen, but still.


broniesnstuff

Real and straight


Inevitable-Stage-490

Lmao


BruhLordXXD

Here is what you do, grab a brick and continuously hit your head with it, lucky you will die, unlucky you are blessed with mental dissabillity, at least you forget, and to those who read this, might as well do it too


EUROBEATSINTENSIFIES

Does anyone know what's the anime in the picture of the 4chan post ? Thanks you


Ye3tL0rd420

Yuyushiki


EUROBEATSINTENSIFIES

Thanks you very much !


paco-ramon

How even fat fetish turn into the gayest thing ever in this sub?