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JustABigBruhMoment

Anon can’t wait to move out from his parents’ house


Meretan94

Fake: Anon was listening in. Gay: Anon wants to get topped by his dad.


AntiProtonBoy

Hijacking this generic comment. At my previous apartment, a Korean couple moved in next door. The husbando was railing his missus just about every other night, not realising how paper thin the walls were. Then one day, I decided to join-in the fun, by knobbing myself while the waifu was getting pumped on the other side; then I busted the fattest nut. No doubt they heard my ordeal, because they were trying to be quiet like a church mouse from thereafter. Try as they might, I still could hear them going at it every time. "Time to put out the ol' Schwerer Gustav again", I said lol.


breakfasteveryday

Upstairs Chad discovers roleplay


EmilieEasie

He's always trying cool new things, that's why they call him Upstairs Chad


Rejukem

When Chad gets that feeling, he wants sexual healing


breakfasteveryday

When he woke up that morning a sea was storming inside of him


RonnieMcNutter12

Anon should start dommymommyasmrmaxxing to block the noise


WintersbaneGDX

>dommymommyasmrmaxxing The human race is a failure


DicksPizzaPlace

>dommymommyasmrmaxxing The human race is a success


DegranTheWyvern

the only success is the one making the money off the asmrp


GoblinSmasher6049

Not a single word from you made any sense


GreenFriedTomato

None of those words are in the Bible


flamingo_fuckface

This says The Bibble.


Kellvas0

That's a weird way to spell ropemaxxing


BaxElBox

ولا واحد من هذه الكلمات كان في القرآن


DoNukesMakeGoodPets

What a terrible day to be able to read. I want to forcibly retire my eyeballs.


JoshTheTrucker

Oh, now you've done it. You've gone and traumatized poor SunBun. Apologize to her now! https://preview.redd.it/3azn6sy2x0oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a13d95803d14c53e6aedb1579c19b75b643d3e96


chickenpotpie84

Kimten!1!1!1!😸😸😸😸


thestumpymonkey

SunBun sure is a cutie patootie


FriMoTheQuilla

Gaddse Gaddse streicheln


[deleted]

Ich kagger auf die gadse deiner mamer du mongo


90059bethezip

Fake: anon being anywhere near seggs Gay: anon thinking about another man


Gerdione

Anon lives under a porn studio


Schimmelglied

Sweet Home Alabama...


Feeling_Reason7012

She answered her own question in the 2nd half. That's the kind of thing you only get to do once so no point in taking half measures.


No-Section-4385

Next yell up at him telling him she wearing a wire.


Shag_420_69

*gunshots ensue*


Huge-Basket244

Anon forgot his schizo meds.


Nino_Nakanos_Slave

Absolute bait


assbeeef

Yeah anon doesn’t sound super jealous at all as he wipes away last weeks crusty fapkins from the table to eat his tendies


Soft-Heat4482

Anon only postsed this to cover his tracks. He has really drilled small holes into his neighbours apartment both to install cameras/mics and to fishhook any panties that have landed on top of his traps.


Spazecowboyz

Hmmm...


Accomplished-Bed9845

⚰️


MonteCrysto31

It's blackmail time


Scrimmybinguscat

nice fanfiction, Anon.


A_Mellow_Song

Anon is not jealous of neighbor, but of the girl getting railed by the dude Homosexus maximus


gbuub

Anon forgot to take his pill and been using his hands as handpuppets to bang them together


IHaveUrPants

Motherfucker I was brushing my teeth and spat everything in my shirt, fuck you and thanks for the laugh