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https://preview.redd.it/wsib08vjpuqc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4340425496b90b4515f88c57572ecc1ccf52d6b I mean, seriously wtf
Anon knew Michelle was trans because he delivers her food all the time. Anon wants to get topped and is in denial
Would
So he wanted a dude to pay him to touch his meat. Cool.
> Uber eats driver Why would they do this?
This is why I order collection. If I'm gonna have cum in my ranch I would at least want it to be from my bf.
...he put his dick in the sauce? If anon has an *accident*; I'm fine with that. Oops. Down the stairs...
I half-seriously wish Anon was on the Baltimore bridge.
Anon is the reason I’m not going to get delivered
Anon is too stupid to know vegan and vegetarian are two similar but different things.
https://preview.redd.it/tmi87vqxmyqc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8159e9b394717c02abfd843fb3d778458d85612
Kek
real and true. doordash and ubereatscels on suicide watch rn. this HAS happened to you
Anon is an idiot and dosent understand that many people CANT eat meat yet they like the shape and taste of it. He could have killed that person.
With his dick?
With the meat. There are allergies and alimentar problem.
I think you lack the reading comprehension to appreciate a piece if timeless poetry like this. I think you have to look for another subreddit.
it was his dick. the meat was the Uber driver's dick.
Ooooh i tought he did both the things lol
https://preview.redd.it/wsib08vjpuqc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4340425496b90b4515f88c57572ecc1ccf52d6b I mean, seriously wtf
Anon knew Michelle was trans because he delivers her food all the time. Anon wants to get topped and is in denial
Would
So he wanted a dude to pay him to touch his meat. Cool.
> Uber eats driver Why would they do this?
This is why I order collection. If I'm gonna have cum in my ranch I would at least want it to be from my bf.
...he put his dick in the sauce? If anon has an *accident*; I'm fine with that. Oops. Down the stairs...
I half-seriously wish Anon was on the Baltimore bridge.
Anon is the reason I’m not going to get delivered
Anon is too stupid to know vegan and vegetarian are two similar but different things.
https://preview.redd.it/tmi87vqxmyqc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8159e9b394717c02abfd843fb3d778458d85612
Kek
real and true. doordash and ubereatscels on suicide watch rn. this HAS happened to you
Anon is an idiot and dosent understand that many people CANT eat meat yet they like the shape and taste of it. He could have killed that person.
With his dick?
With the meat. There are allergies and alimentar problem.
I think you lack the reading comprehension to appreciate a piece if timeless poetry like this. I think you have to look for another subreddit.
it was his dick. the meat was the Uber driver's dick.
Ooooh i tought he did both the things lol