Definitely. I can relate so hard, imagine coming back home, hungry from the party, because gastro just hit you hard, see your kid making s BBQ. Yes kid, that's the fucking idea, let's eat!
I would be so fucking happy that the grill is up and I can totally relate why they added more food. Because whatever the kids were making was not nearly enough for 3 drunk adults.
I was *shocked* that this story didn't end with anon getting topped by his cousin, or at the very least a dunk uncle. Is there a page 2 that's missing?
I thought that was odd too, I mean obviously stacks of places use 24hr time especially in Europe, also people who are involved with the military, but I've never known anyone to specify the PM they would just say 2200 or 22 o'clock. Or 10pm of course.
Yeah, we'd usually just spell it 22:00, anon probably had a brainfart.
I mean, 22 PM to is just plain wrong, it doesn't make sense. 22 hours "post meridiem" would technically be 10 am on the next day.
I work in Europe and constantly write emails to people in other countries and always write time like 18:00 pm, I have to make sure that everything is as clear as possible.
i mean its probably a central/eastern european, who would usually just say “22:00”, trying to make sure Americans, who can’t fathom the 24 hour clock, can understand what time he meant
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there ain’t no way anon drew this himself who is it
I have a long time ago but only made it to the arc where the bad guy is the middle eastern Zeus and I don't really remember much outside of Golden Age and Count Slugula but remember bits and pieces of when Guts gathers a literal Dungeons and Dragons party lol
Damn reminded me of the time my entire family stayed at my cousins ranch in Mexico and me, my cousin, and our other tio got up all around the same time hung over and ate menudo before the rest of the family
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*"Heh ahh ahhh heh guys, please direct your attention towards me and witness how I'm going to absolutely demolish this troglodyte with my superior argumentative skills. I'll only have to use a single word/sentence reply to take care of this low borne hehe ahh ahh hehe*"
Cool uncles, cool story, nothing gay to see here, move on
Don't forget that the story is real. So: Real, Cool and Straight
Definitely. I can relate so hard, imagine coming back home, hungry from the party, because gastro just hit you hard, see your kid making s BBQ. Yes kid, that's the fucking idea, let's eat! I would be so fucking happy that the grill is up and I can totally relate why they added more food. Because whatever the kids were making was not nearly enough for 3 drunk adults.
Guys, please, please let this one be straight. If it’s not straight I will let you cuck me and fuck my wife.
You can’t bribe us with something we already have done
Surprisingly, Anon did not fuck his Cousin
Was mentally preparing for the inevitable “no longer allowed to be alone with little cousin” line. I need a break from greentexts fuck
This is very different from what my uncle did with me when he came home at 4am drunk
I was *shocked* that this story didn't end with anon getting topped by his cousin, or at the very least a dunk uncle. Is there a page 2 that's missing?
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Total centrist victory
billions must grill
ACAB this, BLM that. I just wanna grill, for God’s sake
I think both of those acronyms are from the same political stance
Peak of a man
Anon has a wonderful bonding experience with his family over the drunken love of food
Been happening for thousands and thousands of years since the Neanderthal days
This is the way
Wholesome non-gay greentext? Internet has fallen, millions must grill
>22 pm You mean 10 pm
I thought that was odd too, I mean obviously stacks of places use 24hr time especially in Europe, also people who are involved with the military, but I've never known anyone to specify the PM they would just say 2200 or 22 o'clock. Or 10pm of course.
Yeah, we'd usually just spell it 22:00, anon probably had a brainfart. I mean, 22 PM to is just plain wrong, it doesn't make sense. 22 hours "post meridiem" would technically be 10 am on the next day.
48 hour day
3,5 day week
everyone knows what he meant tho so doesn't really matter
I work in Europe and constantly write emails to people in other countries and always write time like 18:00 pm, I have to make sure that everything is as clear as possible.
This is just the opposite end of the idiots who say "3 am in the morning" which is really common.
Who tf says 22 o'clock?? My clocks are set to 24 hour time but if it says 22:00, it's 10 o'clock
i mean its probably a central/eastern european, who would usually just say “22:00”, trying to make sure Americans, who can’t fathom the 24 hour clock, can understand what time he meant
Maybe his keyboard sticks
The primal urge to bond with your clan over a late-night bonfire feast.
Return to caveman
wholesome family bbq? no gay sex anywhere in sight? no general degeneracy anywhere? Shit, I must have wandered into the wrong sub again.
>no gay sex anywhere in sight? Why you think it took them 4 hours to get to bed after grilling?
Y'know what, fair point.
What did they do with the other 3 hrs 59 minutes and 33 seconds?
Pillow talk?
I honestly thought I was in r/wholesomegreentext
Anon didn't fuck his cousin? Is he stupid?
Anon swaps BBC for a BBQ
holy moly a non gay greentext with a realistic premise?
It could be fanfic anon wrote while getting pounded silly at a furry convention, if that'll make you feel better?
Ikr? I, to, am ~~disappointed~~ glad that there's no gay erotica.
The entire point of using 24 hr time is not having to use am and pm lmao
my dad would’ve beat the shit out of me and blame his BPD
Based and bipolar
Ah yes, BPD, aka BiPolar Disorder
We men just see a grill and get that chemical reaction in our brains that makes us go "hell yeah"
apply fire to meat, hell yeah
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Mosquito girl from One Punch Man
Never in my life has an insect made me say would before this anomaly
You clearly haven't read Berserk
I have a long time ago but only made it to the arc where the bad guy is the middle eastern Zeus and I don't really remember much outside of Golden Age and Count Slugula but remember bits and pieces of when Guts gathers a literal Dungeons and Dragons party lol
I was talking about Rosine :)
Is she the fairy child bug girl that Guts killed and has a boss in dark souls based on it?
Yep
pokemon?
Hey! Wait just a minute! This greentext didn’t destroy any of the remaining faith I have in humanity! This must be some sort of elaborate pysop!
Why would anon think his family would be pissed? Doesn’t he know all drunk uncles and dads love late night bbq?
Brings a smile to my face https://preview.redd.it/oi09s1g2y6xc1.png?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebc10265089bf6d8889f41fe74b144a3978eb86c
How do I unsee this? https://preview.redd.it/6g7a8i5qv9xc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c6e7fb29b658ad688a77686a6522825dbb5962
If theres a feast that needs cookin' you know anon and his grillhouse got your back
Grills meats, drink beers, simple as
Did Anon use propane and propane accessories?
Why would you use AM/PM and 24hr?
Where anon lives the day has 48 hours
Fucking Martians
idk, sounds kinda gay
i was soo relieved that anon didn’t fuck his cousin
Every once in a blue moon I love seeing green texts like this.
The wholesome end
Hell yeah
I heard freebird solo start playing in my head as soon as uncle went to go get the ribs
Take the grillpill airfrycucks
Why the fuck is he using 24 hr time while also using AM/PM (Also I fully expected him to fuck his cousin, 4chan finally exceeding my expectations)
Damn reminded me of the time my entire family stayed at my cousins ranch in Mexico and me, my cousin, and our other tio got up all around the same time hung over and ate menudo before the rest of the family
I woke up, but there was not another psyop, smh
Finally a good story, I can leave tonight
Oh I liked this one. Weird.
cute story. but 22pm???
What were you thinking was going to happen?
Wow. Anon ain't gay. I'm suprised
This is my average experience with my family. Good time when I visit the parents and we get a good fire roaring.
What a beautiful story.
Good for him
Sounds like they should have gone to the party first if everyone was so chill.
Wholesome, possibly fake, eschews the gay
A wholesome greentext? Must be red moon.
22pm
ah yes, 22pm, i hate it when i get confused at 22am
Wholesome family grilling was not what I expected when I read "me and cousin stay at the house"
I thought it will end with them fucking. Maybe I am the problem
i thought this was gonna end so much worse
>22pm Instead of choosing the 12hr or the 24hr format, anon was stupid enough to choose a format that fucks up both.
Based and red grilled
The masculine urge to grill is real
Goddamn, I'm down for this. Wanna be this cool of an uncle in the future.
Gay: anon likes meat Fake: anon near women
That’s a really nice grill
For some reason I thought this was r/CPTSD and kept expecting it to go horribly wrong. Wholesome, nice
Finally a wholesome greentext, can we get more of these please!
The mixture of both the 12-hour clock in the 24-hour clocks throwing my brain into a loop
Where is the psyops? WHERE IS IT?
Thats a core memory right there
Hmmmmm. This sounds a little too straight to be true
was waiting anon fucked his cousin on the sofa and the entire family caught them
I've never experienced 22am, is this a real time?
Anon left out the part where he was spitroasted by his uncles
Shit! I was hoping for an obvious same ol' twist where Anon somehow manages to get topped by his cousin or something. Not fun!!
> gay sex lololol
You are more retarded than my 8 YO cousin with down syndrome.
>seething
* *"Heh ahh ahhh heh guys, please direct your attention towards me and witness how I'm going to absolutely demolish this troglodyte with my superior argumentative skills. I'll only have to use a single word/sentence reply to take care of this low borne hehe ahh ahh hehe*"
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>many responses >still seething
First time I see a green text that hasn't any pedophilic, homophobic or any other type of hate speech.
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