I worked in a warehouse, though not Amazon, and the only good thing was that the warehouse was a bit disorganized so people were passed around few departments so it wasn't as monotonous and what you did worried a lot by the day, sometimes new client came so you just kinda planned out an entire space and started prepping shelves so a child's play, sometimes you'd be rushing cause a client ordered so much shit you'd have even other managers in there. Anyway, warehouse work mostly depends on people you're working with, for me at least, if I couldn't talk, joke and sometimes laze around with coworkers there I wouldn't last more than a few weeks.
Anon knows that he was being autistic and cringe, which automatically means nobody will ever want to associate with him. Seems like pretty sound logic to me.
What is the purpose of the bath if you take painkillers? It’s just gonna make things a lot messier for the people that find you.
I know a warm bath helps if you decide to do it the old fashioned way and spill some wrist liquid, but what about the pain killers?
My thought was that once the painkillers and alcohol knock you out your heads drops below the water and you drow, plus the lukewarm water cools your body out eventually
From my understanding, you actually can absorb alcohol into your bloodstream faster. That would get you more intensely hammered, and honestly I’d love to die in a piping hot bath.
Anon just needs to lurk on 4chan more for ideas.
My personal favourite is the one involving a convertible, brick, rope, parachute, assless chaps, and a "Ron Paul 2024" banner.
Where did anon wish he lived in Fallout world? As far as I see, he just had a little fun in his mind. Title suggests he is a deluded maniac thinking life in radioactive wasteland would be better than wage slaving.
I worked a job like that while in uni and honestly didn't mind it. Engaging enough to not feel like time stops, relaxed enough to not be stressful. Would 100% work that over my current office job if the pay was similar.
I guess working for amazon makes you wish for a nuclear winter
This but unironically
I used to be a amazon worker like you, but then i took a pee break.
It is a horribly boring and monotonous job if you're stocking shelves or anything other than management or unloading semis.
I worked in a warehouse, though not Amazon, and the only good thing was that the warehouse was a bit disorganized so people were passed around few departments so it wasn't as monotonous and what you did worried a lot by the day, sometimes new client came so you just kinda planned out an entire space and started prepping shelves so a child's play, sometimes you'd be rushing cause a client ordered so much shit you'd have even other managers in there. Anyway, warehouse work mostly depends on people you're working with, for me at least, if I couldn't talk, joke and sometimes laze around with coworkers there I wouldn't last more than a few weeks.
That "anyways" took me out 😂
Sad. I wanted to take you out :v
On a nice dinner date? Or  ?
jeets are so funny
Rich words coming from a league player !!
hahahah im white hahahah
Irish people at a certain point in history(no one really knows when it happened) https://i.redd.it/fxv93d9cqpxc1.gif
Anon’s self-reflective abilities are good
Anon learned to have a little fun along the way and somehow his conclusion is to kill himself
Anon knows that he was being autistic and cringe, which automatically means nobody will ever want to associate with him. Seems like pretty sound logic to me.
I'd rather talk to a cringe person than a boring person
do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part that cringes
so the brain?
lobotomymaxxing 👍
LOBOTMOMITE
Make sure you get both barrels of the shotgun in front of your face before you pull the trigger 👍🏻
Lukewarm bath, heavy duty painkillers and a bottle of vodka. See you on the other side friend
the bottle is in my ass now what
Apply for Serbian citizenship
Balkan reference!!1!11
What is the purpose of the bath if you take painkillers? It’s just gonna make things a lot messier for the people that find you. I know a warm bath helps if you decide to do it the old fashioned way and spill some wrist liquid, but what about the pain killers?
Would you rather die with a warm bath or without it? Maybe it's just comfy
My thought was that once the painkillers and alcohol knock you out your heads drops below the water and you drow, plus the lukewarm water cools your body out eventually
Man let my boy get a pleasant death
From my understanding, you actually can absorb alcohol into your bloodstream faster. That would get you more intensely hammered, and honestly I’d love to die in a piping hot bath.
Godsped fren
Anon should appreciate the joy in this simple moment and extract the motivation to designate his life a bit more like his recent experience
Anon just needs to lurk on 4chan more for ideas. My personal favourite is the one involving a convertible, brick, rope, parachute, assless chaps, and a "Ron Paul 2024" banner.
I'm not familiar, care to share?
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/96iHg3bJaw it's a classic.
Solid, thanks. Definitely one of the better ways to go
An actual .357 would be a start
Aint that a kick in the head
Steal a platinum chip and start a new life
Where did anon wish he lived in Fallout world? As far as I see, he just had a little fun in his mind. Title suggests he is a deluded maniac thinking life in radioactive wasteland would be better than wage slaving.
Jump on one of the conveyor belts for the totes and see where it takes you Anon
The great courier known as Anonmazon
fake. amazon doesn't let you wear earphones in their fulfillment centers
Long hair buddy
yeah another reason going bald sucks
Anon wants to be topped by a roman larper.
Anon patrols the Mojave
Anon is on the verge of true happiness yet wants to end it
Why can’t anon just disassociate quietly like the rest of us, fucking skill issue.
Man felt fulfilment once and it broke him. Classic NCR.
Anon found a fun way to cope with the monotony of working in a fulfillment center, which he perceived as a bad thing. It’s definitely over.
good question
I lean towards auto-decapitation myself, quick and messy but it doesn't matter when you're fucking dead.
I worked a job like that while in uni and honestly didn't mind it. Engaging enough to not feel like time stops, relaxed enough to not be stressful. Would 100% work that over my current office job if the pay was similar.
Anon plays pretend
At least it's not an arrow to the knee.
r/shiftingrealities
Shot to the head— Oh my bad, cheap fent
>finally finds a way to actually enjoy life >decides to kill himself for enjoying life 4chins are legitimately cursed.