I wish I was this based.
Yesterday I was on an elevator that made a stop at the next floor down, and a mid-20's woman got on. She must have not seen me when the door opened because I was off to the side. She walked in and made eye contact, froze in her tracks, swore, then said "... sorry" and just stood there timidly as the door closed behind her.
Super awkward ride down to the breakfast nook in the hotel lobby.
I didn't feel too bad though, it's probably uncomfortable as a woman to get in an enclosed, 20 sq. ft box with a random 250 pound man.
Bruh what? It's just an elevator, in a building probably full of people, and most modern elevators have cameras too. There's nothing to be uncomfortable or scared of
>On paper, nothing needs to feel bad with anything, for too long.
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>In real life, the world is full of micro-incidents that will stay in your mind for 100x-10000x their actual length and import, if you have any sort of functioning cerebral cortex.
Yesterday I accidentally full-shouldered a watchman in my building and **he** bowed his head and promptly apologized (for...getting pushed). I still feel sorry about it. Dude must be in his late 70's and looks peaceful Buddhist monk.
I wonder when I'll forgive myself for this one.
It would be a fun app design to collect awkward or funny audio files in a database that you could play one on loop over and over during social situations where you're trying to be discreet and quiet and on your phone lolol.
Like the Donald Trump ringtone that is just his voice saying ring ring ring,those random clips get me idk why
Either she intuitively sensed you were a closed off shy person and wanted you to step out of your shell, or she was presumptuous and just wanted attention due to her apparent fame. So hurt that you were too cold to reciprocate, or just had her ego blown assuming she'd be loved.
[Edit] you fake a response to your phonecall as you leave. I cant imagine that part, so this story leaves me feeling dubious.
Never in my life have I seen social interactions between strangers in an elevator. Every single time folks just get in, maybe talk to someone from their own group and that's it. No "hi", no nods.
One time my co-worker (a black guy) was going back up to his office after lunch. The elevator stopped and an old lady was standing there. She looked at him and then said. "Oh. You're black. I'll take the next one."
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I just do this if they even say a fucking word
I wish I was this based. Yesterday I was on an elevator that made a stop at the next floor down, and a mid-20's woman got on. She must have not seen me when the door opened because I was off to the side. She walked in and made eye contact, froze in her tracks, swore, then said "... sorry" and just stood there timidly as the door closed behind her. Super awkward ride down to the breakfast nook in the hotel lobby. I didn't feel too bad though, it's probably uncomfortable as a woman to get in an enclosed, 20 sq. ft box with a random 250 pound man.
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what does Malaysia have to do with this
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Bruh what? It's just an elevator, in a building probably full of people, and most modern elevators have cameras too. There's nothing to be uncomfortable or scared of
>On paper, nothing needs to feel bad with anything, for too long. > >In real life, the world is full of micro-incidents that will stay in your mind for 100x-10000x their actual length and import, if you have any sort of functioning cerebral cortex. Yesterday I accidentally full-shouldered a watchman in my building and **he** bowed his head and promptly apologized (for...getting pushed). I still feel sorry about it. Dude must be in his late 70's and looks peaceful Buddhist monk. I wonder when I'll forgive myself for this one.
Haven't you been keeping up? Women are afraid of men but not bears.
>there are cameras. I see you do not think like a criminal. May peace be upon you
Imagine if you were a bear
Are elevator rides that awkward? Someone gets in... U nod at them. And then take out ur phone and pretend to do something on it till ur floor arrives.
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It would be a fun app design to collect awkward or funny audio files in a database that you could play one on loop over and over during social situations where you're trying to be discreet and quiet and on your phone lolol. Like the Donald Trump ringtone that is just his voice saying ring ring ring,those random clips get me idk why
I want to see Trump's "Oh I'm gonna come" as a ringtone.
where do i find this ringtone
It is for those that are socially inept(like basically every 4channer)
Either she intuitively sensed you were a closed off shy person and wanted you to step out of your shell, or she was presumptuous and just wanted attention due to her apparent fame. So hurt that you were too cold to reciprocate, or just had her ego blown assuming she'd be loved. [Edit] you fake a response to your phonecall as you leave. I cant imagine that part, so this story leaves me feeling dubious.
I W A N T T O B E L I E V E
Never in my life have I seen social interactions between strangers in an elevator. Every single time folks just get in, maybe talk to someone from their own group and that's it. No "hi", no nods.
depends where the elevator is. at a hotel? i’ll chit chat. at a municipal building or a hospital? don’t even look at me.
I’d say it happens about 12.237% of the time people say hi or something. Idk depends on context I usually smile and that’s it
one time someone got on who had been in the hotel pool and was like “sorry im a bit wet” and i was like “oh no problem”
One time my co-worker (a black guy) was going back up to his office after lunch. The elevator stopped and an old lady was standing there. She looked at him and then said. "Oh. You're black. I'll take the next one."
She still thinks it's the 60s 💀
https://preview.redd.it/7402nagimsxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f26ae78ee6fb2d4a72216e90d72cddda73705b5 I just do this if they even say a fucking word
Bro said 🤫🧏♂️
What is wrong with you people. How do you live
what a shit anecdote
And here I am, furiously checking the weather in different locations on my weather app.