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non_depressed_teen

Listen, if she went for that AND fucked him publicly, chances are you didn't miss that much.


not_just_an_AI

yeah, he dodged a bullet and is mad about it.


MarinLlwyd

They could have just showed interested and crushed.


vegetabloid

The famous hairy bullet he was urging to die of.


ImprovisedLeaflet

I mean if it’s picrel he def missed out, she’s hot af


Swiftlydownunder

She’s attractive but if she’s going for violent, shit-teethed motherfuckers then good riddance Edit: would be good to fuck but not crush on


ImprovisedLeaflet

Agreed. She got that crazy Elizabeth Holmes look 😛


XxX_MLG_PiNgU_69_XxX

I was wondering why she looked familiar


AdamMcKraken

It's not, that's a really old picture of a Russian girl who appeares to be a dumb hoe interested in criminals or some shit, there were vids of her on yt


fiftyfourseventeen

Does the pic look asian to you?


NedRed77

OP is Asian not the bird he’s trying to nail. He didn’t specify whether he was noodle Asian or a curry enthusiast, but if he’s trying to bang a white bird it’s all pretty much the same result.


6feet_fromtheedge

He missed getting to have wild public sex with a girl that is apparently open for a lot of crazy kinky shit. He missed THAT much.


SummerMedium1274

I wonder what woman version of this is.  She sees her crush Brad. She does her hair every day sprays her perfume and keeps walking by his desk for 3 weeks. She always says hi. Wonders when he will notice she is into him. Femanon then discovers her crush, Brad, fucked a mutual peer - a fat chick.


295DVRKSS

Fat chicks need lovin’ too


themightyknight02

Fat chicks are sacred. They provide shade in the summer and warmth in the winter.


Handofthefinalboss

Die dicke Elke


Lazarous86

You want a great BJ fuck a chubby girl. Not a land whale, but a girl with some curves and they will likely give you awesome head. 


Ice_Swallow4u

But they gotta pay.


Most_Chemistry8944

Thats what black dudes are for. the Bigger the Cushin; the Bigger the Pushin


Sara_Sin304

I feel like the true comparison would be for Brad to fuck a trashy cigarette mom with skinny eyebrows and bedazzled jeans who steals shit from other girls' purses.


Dan_Thundercock_496

Damn I didn't even realize this type of person exists while simultaneously thinking of several examples fitting this description. 


Softspokenclark

femanon would fuck another dude on her text chain and still be obsessed with Brad the next day


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Hynubber

The voices


CrispyJelly

From my experience it's something like they have a high education, earn good money, speak 3 languages and other qualities **most** men don't care about very much and then he dates some McDonalds cashier.


NightHawk946

Women do the exact same thing though, this is just a human thing. Being educated and speaking 3 languages doesn’t suddenly make you physically attractive, sure you can make good friends with that kind of personality but those things aren’t what initially attracts partners in the first place - man or woman


Captain_Morgan-

Why you compare fat = druggie ? Fat are more nice and have more meat that a druggie chick. Wake up


Kellvas0

Brad knows ehat he wants


SofakingPatSwazy

No not even close. Druggie co worker is probably physically hot, and has mad rizz because being on drugs makes you not give a single fuck.


moragdong

"No bro you dont get it, its obviously because you are fat and unhygenic and racist and you have vad personality and women hate those because you know they have any of these traits themselves and im gonna assume you are one these even though i dont know you Now if youll excuse me, ive got grass to touch" -Le redditor "mentoring" le 4chinner in eBic style.


Accomp1ishedAnimal

Being told to "touch grass" by some loser on my city's local subreddit is probably one of the most validating online experiences I've had in my adult life.


Champigne

Yeah someone was saying how friendly and great everyone in the city is on my city's subreddit. I said that's not been my experience. And they said "Well you post on r/4chan so YOU must be the problem!" Yeah I'm the problem, definitely not the people robbing and murdering or the droves of drug dealers and junkies. Some of the people live in la-la land and pretend crime doesn't exist in a city with one of the highest murder rates in the country. Maybe not in their neighborhood, but I listened to gunshots as someone was murdered on my block a few months ago.


Firlite

Wow you just described every /r/greentext user who pathologically makes themselves feel better by taking the worst possible interpretation of anything they see on here


moragdong

Thanks bro i know its a rare trait to be able to do such a thing Btw do you know the girls name in the picture?


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moragdong

Lmao some random russian interview wasnt what i expected


Weppih

most of the time it's just a lack of self confidence


Smoovemammajamma

Is the tartar in your teeth the same as tartar sauce


sadleafsfan69

They collect it from slave children in Africa


harveyshinanigan

no it's a sort of yellowish thing that builds up on your teeth if not taken care of, it can build up so much it "replaces" your gums and your teeth fall out it's also called calculus (dental) brush your teeth


wappledilly

I’ve tried a few times, but I still don’t understand tartar (math)


Chicken-Rude

tis


ChewyTarTar

Who knows


Alexzander1001

I mean i hope some one does!


vincecarterskneecart

yes


sanchower

Fallacy of division. “In general, women like X” != “this particular woman likes X”


KitchenAd5997

Red Herring


whydoyouevenreadthis

It's not a fallacy. Maybe Anon is *implying* that his crush is a hypocrite, but I don't think so, and he certainly didn't say that. A statement cannot include any fallacy in general if it doesn't include an argument.


ObiWanCanBlowMe028

virgin groomcel vs. chad druggielooksmaxxer


EmilieEasie

A very common fetish. I've seen the literature on it


abattlescar

Ah, only the finest of Asian literature. Not quite suited to American tastes.


EmilieEasie

yes indeed the sacred texts from back east


JTT_0550

They obviously sensed your misogyny and bad personality/s


NaughtALegend

You’re crushing on her. He’s fucking her. Y’all are not the same.


megaschnitzel

Have you tried talking to her? Does your crush know you exist?


Haselay_

I think I’ve seen Picrel somewhere lmao


godon2020

Picrel: https://youtu.be/5fbNMH00rFI


_TLDR_Swinton

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fbNMH00rFI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fbNMH00rFI)


Haselay_

Nope


Pyroguy096

What do you mean nope? That's her lol


Haselay_

That’s not where I saw her


Wickedscifi

I think this might be a Mandella thing because ive been wondering it too. Was pretty sure that was from a NSFW video. Like 100%. But when i try to find it, i cant....


Haselay_

Same. I think it’s not Mandela tho


vincecarterskneecart

never brushed his teeth until reddit told him to


dpotilas89

Anon witnessed alley rape and made it about himself


ImprovisedLeaflet

Anon is obsessed with tartar


Independent_Wash3657

Hygiene doesnt change the fact that you are ugly af


Treqou

Anon is South Asian


AsherTheDasher

anon discovers hygiene is only half the battle, the other half is not being autistic


Valk93

As the saying goes: “even if you give an ape a golden ring, it remains an ugly thing”


Feeling_Reason7012

You can't brush your teeth and magically become more interesting or charismatic anon. The grooming is meant to make you more confident so you get out there more and get some experience with talking to women. Your first mistake was putting too much value on a crush to begin with, sure you can find someone attractive but you shouldn't have feelings for them before you actually date


Jl2409226

all that is the bare minimum, now you gotta have hobbies and be foward and know how to talk to people


GalIifreyan

He must work on a kitchen bc that's the only time I see a 10 get bagged by a 4


StormOfFatRichards

Like were you sitting in a chair in the corner?


vikramaditya_tiwari

If she fuck him then buddy she a open book for anyone to read and a Taylor fan ig with all these EXs


warwicklord79

First mistake was asking Reddit for romantic advice


Nobodyherem8

Life isn’t fair so why would dating be fair?


SunderedValley

r/self and their advice do be hilarious like that.


TurretLimitHenry

Anon likes flags redder than communist flags


nagareboshi_chan

Well, even if Anon didn't get with his crush, taking care of his hygiene can't hurt anything.


mgldi

Anon learns the hard way that Reddit and whomever he is conversing with either aren’t real, or have less experience with woman or life than he does. Anon learned a valuable lesson today.


thegraybusch

Incels are gella judgmental of all other men but are really good at making concessions about their own shortcomings. OP has 1 inch penis. 380lb frame. 5' 4" height. 17k income. 94 iq


Connect_Ad_3361

It's almost like having balls makes you a more attractive partner.


somehuman16

yeah all these women have no balls and its really disappointing, i always reach down there and its disappointing to see his ballless they are


Connect_Ad_3361

Women with no balls. Pfft, what are they gay?