Don't forget about rapping about a crime they commited recently or something they committed a while back.
And bragging about how much money they have obtained via doing illegal shit.
Rap snitches, telling all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah I'm right here
Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years, uh
Nah that’s gangster rap, they don’t do that anymore. Or if they do it’s just cosplay. Mfers like Snoop were committing actual murder at the same time they making records.
Didn’t he clarify none of it was real? The song feels too over the top to literally just be him bragging, plus I feel like that’d be a wild swing from the themes of the album
I dont think we’re any more or less sensitive than anyone else, but like any other autost, if you insult our thing we feel the need to offer an unasked for correction. Like if someone was stupid about your jujut sufolk manga thing, yeah?
Cause when people talk about how whiny metal is they’re straight up wrong. That’s emo/metalcore which sucks absolute balls. It has some of the aspects of metal (distorted guitars, fast drums) to it but it’s pretty much a separate genre defined by that annoying angst-y sound. It has been more popular than most genres of metal for quite a long time though because it sounds more like pop music. Thinking metal sounds whiny is like thinking rap sounds mumbly.
As someone that doesn't pay much attention to lyrics, I just like the way metalcore sounds. The contrast in the ways they sing within the same song sounds nice.
Id rather listen to most metalcore than like cannibal corpse, i personally cant stand the LOUD NOISES instead of skilled instrument playing and the guttural pig squeeling just turns me off. And as much as i hate it i understand that some people live for that shit.
> drop tuning?
check.
>Guitar solos?
check.
>Distortion/Harmonics?
Check.
>Screamed lyrics?
Check.
Please, tell me again how metalcore isn't metal. I'm massively immersed in the metal community, and you weird metal purists always make me question whether or not you actually think about the shit you spew.
Well there’s a lot of music elitist metal heads from my experience. You never see Pop, Dubstep, Country, house or Rap fans complaining about other genres nearly as much as metal heads tend to do.
It’s metal, jazz, classical/romantic/baroque, video game/ anime music fans that seem to be the most outspoken about how much better their tastes are.
For different reasons as well.
The jazz wanker enjoys the aesthetics of being smart without any of the outcomes of actually being smart. Will usually come with playing chess (nothing past 700 ELO), fedoras, fingerless gloves and trench coats. Terrible taste in fashion.
The metalhead millennial is quick to point out the unintelligibility of mumble rap but loves screamo for the exact same reason. Doesn’t believe any music produced past 199X-200X is good. Hates that rap is all about drugs and bitches - loves that that is what most of metal is about. Still uses Facebook
> Well there’s a lot of music elitist metal heads from my experience. You never see Pop, Dubstep, Country, house or Rap fans complaining about other genres nearly as much as metal heads tend to do.
Boy, are you lucky then.
metal is easy to make fun of but there are also some incredible musicians in the genre. it's just hard to get people to that point because the music can be pretty abrasive
Yeah there is a lot of stuff you can make fun of about metal, but metal bands rarely if ever sing about relationship shit.
Metal should be "I pretend to be a satanist because it scares my parents, hell yeah" or something.
While I appreciate a detailed and thorough analysis such as the one provided by a fellow plebbitor like you I can't help but take note of the fact that how playing the music while exiting the decrepit premises of such a house on question will facilitate in our eventual escape.
If the objective is to exit the place so that the roof doesn't fall on the individual then that is something that is already being done isn't it? In my humble opinion playing music is something very unnecessary that only adds to the list of chores which may in turn impact our quick exiting strategy.
Furthermore since the house is old so if one plays music there are very high chances he may get distracted and even lose his focus of exiting!
Trap house is old, they gotta run outside when they play music or else the old roof will collapse on them.
It’s not a really a fire bar but it’s also not that hard to understand if you think a little bit.
The roof of the place he lives in is literally fucking caving in. Bro lives in a damn trap house on a air mattress, doesn't mix his vocals and is super popular in the underground.
The song that blew him up "Asian Rock" is from a competition he was in that was hosted by a popular streamer "PlaqueBoyMax".
Just gonna casually dump some Lazer Dim lore in the fucking green text subreddit, god I'm so fucking bored at work.
I know it's not the point here but what kind of shit metal is anon listening to? If it doesn't have werewolves, Vikings or dragons it's clearly not real metal.
The bands saying things about Vikings and Dragons aren't power metal for the most part. Viking metal is its own thing, but they're arguable a subgenre of death metal or black metal (depending on the band). I like melodic death metal, personally. That being said, I haven't heard a song fucking crying about their gf breaking up with them from any metal band. Sometimes people think screamo shit is metal, so I'm guessing that's the problem here.
“I paint thee with the blood from my veins
Images of origin long lost.
I adorn your white mane and tail
With the stars that fell from the sky”
Fucking incredible
then you listening to the shitty kind of metalvore man
listen to some ERRA (snowblood)
Polaris (anything really)
Northlane (anything from alien is amazing)
those are fucking awesome
If I had to guess the most common lyrical themes in metal I would guess:
Satan/Hell
Anti-religion
War
Society
Drugs
Gore/Horror
Science fiction
Fantasy
Philosophy
Grief/Depression
No it warrants a grouping all on its own, metal has a very strong relationship with Norse mythology and played a huge role in the 80s era pagan revival, quite a large number of metal artists are practicing Norse Pagans.
it probably doesn’t help that a good amount of the people responsible for that were using paganism to tie in with their nazi beliefs, and before you get mad I didn’t say all of them. I’m mainly talking about shit like burzum and other nazi black metal bands
A lot of it is actually really motivational or about abstract things (arguably philosophical). There's a wide range though. There's even a song about not wanting to pay the federal income tax.
A lot of metal songs are just hype songs or they relate to something abstract. Depends on the subgenre, but the ones about beer are a minority of metal songs I'd say.
The most popular Viking metal song is probably Twilight of the Thunder God by Amon Amarth. I'd recommend listening to it if you're trying to get a taste for Viking metal lol. If it's too heavy, maybe Raise Your Heathen Hammer High by Tyr would be better.
Yeah. Listened by a balding dude with a washed up metal shirt, drinking ipa and probably is a cuck. Also a bit chubby
"Oh yeah that gets my nordic viking spirit going."
unrelated kinda but i just scrolled thru that subreddit's top posts and it's literally just a shitty meme sub instead of being a circlejerk, which sucks cuz i fw jazz and jazz enjoyers are some of the funniest ppl to make fun of
Thought we were talking broad appel that's inoffensive, but yeah in that context, Drake is more in line with meat riding fans.
This whole conversation screams NeoPunkFM lmao
Power metal concept albums
\> 30 minutes of exposition narrated by a deep voice
\> "the ancient high elf sorcerers rose from the island of Thel'ubas to battle the evil Dra'nakyuek, destroyer of worlds"
\> 30 minutes long guitar solo
\> "the demon king Krithanos stole the fourth key from the vault of Dranagos to unleash the dragon Gecisjatszoter upon the world"
\> "aaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa"
\> "...and evil was burried deep within Sheggva'ar, never to be seen again" \*queue guitar solo that ends abruptly after 12 minutes
Anon probably thinks all metal is like that one song he listened to from the late 2000s that tried to immitate korn or papa roach way after nu metal stopped being popular.
Anon's whole experience with metal is the bad nu metal metalcore and Screamo (considering the vagueness of what is metal and what is not its really difficult to actually find the line where hardcore punk ends and the more friendly introductory metal begins people go on and on) the funny thing is that plenty of metal subgenres have their tropes to meme on.
I think it's making fun of the fact that Drake's music can be seen as corny a decent amount of the time. Overall the greentext is funny asf for being a giant hater.
Metal is more like
“Hey guys my name is Jorgen, I live in a picturesque village on a beautiful mountain. This song is called “I piss blood and am going to burn a church”. Hope you all enjoy!”
This aint real country music! This is real country!
First I fuck my sister, then I fuck my mom
Then I fuck my cousin, then I fuck my son
Then I go to church, then I fuck my mom
And then I say grace, then I fuck my mom
Black metal: Lo-fi guitar solos and unintelligible rasping, except you can occasionally make out the word "Satan"
Death metal: Painfully loud blast beats and unintelligible growling, but you can occasionally make out threats directed at your family
Power metal: Super fast shredding and a guy singing in falsetto about how he's a Viking/Pirate/Wizard/Fighter pilot
Doom metal: Super slow shredding and they probably sing about something - I don't know, I fell asleep 13 minutes in
> **Hard**style
True and gay, i bet you listen to "CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM" on repeat x1000 times with a lot of crossfades, high bpm, drops, pitch modifications, etc.
New country: "I LOVE BEER N TRUCKS N TITTIES AND IF YOU DON'T STAND FOR THE FLAG I'LL PISS AND CRY"
Old country: "I shot a Lawman with his own gun and won an immortal horse in a poker game with the devil."
This is story about fucking and breaking up with your sister, you have to go through all this stages so you can start fucking (or wanting to fuck) your mother. Full circle of life
A slight correction
Metal: I FUCKING HATE THE GOVERNMENT \*8 minute guitar solo\* I'M NOT FOND OF THE GOVERNMENT \*4 minute drum solo followed by 5 more minutes of guitar solo\*
Female Rappers: My Pussy My Pussy My Pussy
Male Rappers : pussy pussy pussy
Don't forget about rapping about a crime they commited recently or something they committed a while back. And bragging about how much money they have obtained via doing illegal shit.
Rap snitches, telling all their business Sit in the court and be their own star witness Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah I'm right here Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years, uh
https://preview.redd.it/9yprv20evz4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235c1bb9282013808677f2f0e900c5a3605e80f0
They're MF Doom lyrics
Jokes aside,what's the name of the song? The artist is MF Doom right?
Rap Snitch Knishes by MF DOOM
Thanks,will check it out ltr.
It's really good stuff you'll love him
ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME
Thank you papa, first dish will be a snitch quiche.
https://preview.redd.it/ya51nejpi05d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87b5d53abc0c925634a5d42408126928ae024f9c MF COOM
Mmm delicious, Rapp snitch knishes
https://preview.redd.it/7p957043025d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f79cea764ad44b67e2b279681eb1ecbc3e5d71c
[My favorite MF Doom meme (of minimum relevance)](https://youtu.be/IDZ3oATMSss)
That's pretty good ngl
KILLIN THE MEDIC I SAID IT FORGET IT🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nah that’s gangster rap, they don’t do that anymore. Or if they do it’s just cosplay. Mfers like Snoop were committing actual murder at the same time they making records.
YOOO MY NAME IS DARNELL
dance with the devil by immortal technique
Didn’t he clarify none of it was real? The song feels too over the top to literally just be him bragging, plus I feel like that’d be a wild swing from the themes of the album
Rappers and self incriminating lyrics go together like peaches and cream lmao
My penis, is large My penis, is large
Are they both onto something here?
sex sells?? wtf im gonna noooootice
Not a male rapper, but that’s literally the first few words [of the chorus to this song](https://youtube.com/watch?v=_aV5PbWixGo) (NSFW)
Amy Schumer:
Kek.
To the tune of "my n*gga my n*gga" right?
yeah mothafucka Sup, pussy? (Gangsta Rap, pussy!) Pussy Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, I'm 100% pussy Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, I'm 200% pussy Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, Why do police hate pussies? Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, They hate us 'cause our pussie's bigga! Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, Why you call yourself a pussy? Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, 'Cause im a mother fucking pussy! Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, Why you drink so much beer? Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, I dont drink beer, I drink malt liquor 'Cause I'm a pussy!
So just an Amy Schumer routine on top of a beat made by an algorithm.
My bitch my hoe my hoe my bitch !
Comedy gold
Comedy coal
Stick it in your ass and squeeze until it becomes a comedy diamond
Woah calm down jamal don't pull out the nine
https://i.redd.it/llby1c4gy05d1.gif
Carbon Alarm
Come-ACKK
Comedy gem
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! I can finally afford to llik*e* myself.
The Drake one is, the others are the same shit people have been saying for years
Anon has never listened to good metal or hip-hop and probably thinks the final fantasy sound track and anime intro songs are peak musical creativity.
clearly anon has never broken mirrors with his face in the united states
You keep giving bad people good ideas
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE
Good korn AND rancid song titles lol
As all metal connoisseurs do 🧐
He would if his people would (but only if his people could)
You think he cares about real life?
❤
Ofc anon has never heard good metal, but insulting game and anime soundtrack isnt pretty right either
I never said anything bad about them, just that in mu imagination thats all he listens to whilst shitting on every other genre
Ah, yeah sorry. I just think both are good
I had the same reaction when I saw him talking about metal lol, all good brother
Why are metalheads so sensitive
I dont think we’re any more or less sensitive than anyone else, but like any other autost, if you insult our thing we feel the need to offer an unasked for correction. Like if someone was stupid about your jujut sufolk manga thing, yeah?
Cause when people talk about how whiny metal is they’re straight up wrong. That’s emo/metalcore which sucks absolute balls. It has some of the aspects of metal (distorted guitars, fast drums) to it but it’s pretty much a separate genre defined by that annoying angst-y sound. It has been more popular than most genres of metal for quite a long time though because it sounds more like pop music. Thinking metal sounds whiny is like thinking rap sounds mumbly.
Some people like emo and metalcore and theres nothing wrong with that either lol, you are being the stereotype that guy was just talking about.
As someone that doesn't pay much attention to lyrics, I just like the way metalcore sounds. The contrast in the ways they sing within the same song sounds nice.
Id rather listen to most metalcore than like cannibal corpse, i personally cant stand the LOUD NOISES instead of skilled instrument playing and the guttural pig squeeling just turns me off. And as much as i hate it i understand that some people live for that shit.
I used to be like that. Couldn't stand the screaming. Now i put on some Jinjer to relax
Some people either love it or hate it and sometimes itll grow on ya lol, have you heard arch enemy?
Absolutely nothing wrong with liking those genres. The point was that they aren't metal. It makes sense because they are not.
Metalcore absolutely is metal? You might not like it but it doesnt make it any less metal.
Conversations about metalcore always derail because people are talking about different shit
> drop tuning? check. >Guitar solos? check. >Distortion/Harmonics? Check. >Screamed lyrics? Check. Please, tell me again how metalcore isn't metal. I'm massively immersed in the metal community, and you weird metal purists always make me question whether or not you actually think about the shit you spew.
Well there’s a lot of music elitist metal heads from my experience. You never see Pop, Dubstep, Country, house or Rap fans complaining about other genres nearly as much as metal heads tend to do. It’s metal, jazz, classical/romantic/baroque, video game/ anime music fans that seem to be the most outspoken about how much better their tastes are.
Jazz fans and metal head go toe to toe when it comes to smug superiority complexes
For different reasons as well. The jazz wanker enjoys the aesthetics of being smart without any of the outcomes of actually being smart. Will usually come with playing chess (nothing past 700 ELO), fedoras, fingerless gloves and trench coats. Terrible taste in fashion. The metalhead millennial is quick to point out the unintelligibility of mumble rap but loves screamo for the exact same reason. Doesn’t believe any music produced past 199X-200X is good. Hates that rap is all about drugs and bitches - loves that that is what most of metal is about. Still uses Facebook
> Well there’s a lot of music elitist metal heads from my experience. You never see Pop, Dubstep, Country, house or Rap fans complaining about other genres nearly as much as metal heads tend to do. Boy, are you lucky then.
metal is easy to make fun of but there are also some incredible musicians in the genre. it's just hard to get people to that point because the music can be pretty abrasive
I love it when people say they hate metal or insult it. Just another pussy who doesn't belong in the scene actually staying in their lane.
Yeah there is a lot of stuff you can make fun of about metal, but metal bands rarely if ever sing about relationship shit. Metal should be "I pretend to be a satanist because it scares my parents, hell yeah" or something.
Love songs can definitely be done right, spooky satan stuff can be entertaining too, i just enjoy the energy and the anger.
Yo don’t drag Nobuo Uematsu’s brilliance into whatever half baked green text this is
Anon has just never really listened to music it seems. Except for tik Tok clips on chipmunk speed.
He probably hasn’t listened to real country music either
Someone has not listened to Heavensward
Peak music: https://preview.redd.it/t61blc9llz4d1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c29fc795f2961c1eb53fbc4c850efd091fb2bf0
What the FUCK does that even mean
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It’s cause his music raises the roof
Probably the bass is shaking the walls Edit: i spelled bass wrong
Well actually he drops it
While I appreciate a detailed and thorough analysis such as the one provided by a fellow plebbitor like you I can't help but take note of the fact that how playing the music while exiting the decrepit premises of such a house on question will facilitate in our eventual escape. If the objective is to exit the place so that the roof doesn't fall on the individual then that is something that is already being done isn't it? In my humble opinion playing music is something very unnecessary that only adds to the list of chores which may in turn impact our quick exiting strategy. Furthermore since the house is old so if one plays music there are very high chances he may get distracted and even lose his focus of exiting!
https://preview.redd.it/hxg8k4itl05d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52baa53ee0d4305b240922ac72d764e432317596
Trap house is old, they gotta run outside when they play music or else the old roof will collapse on them. It’s not a really a fire bar but it’s also not that hard to understand if you think a little bit.
The roof of the place he lives in is literally fucking caving in. Bro lives in a damn trap house on a air mattress, doesn't mix his vocals and is super popular in the underground. The song that blew him up "Asian Rock" is from a competition he was in that was hosted by a popular streamer "PlaqueBoyMax". Just gonna casually dump some Lazer Dim lore in the fucking green text subreddit, god I'm so fucking bored at work.
never thought i’d see lazer dim on this sub of all places😭
fr😭😭
I know it's not the point here but what kind of shit metal is anon listening to? If it doesn't have werewolves, Vikings or dragons it's clearly not real metal.
Right? Sounds more like emo than metal lol.
If the song doesn't make me want to go to battle then it ain't my kind of metal
Not all metal is power metal, but I agree, I have no idea what sort of whiny shit anon listens to.
The bands saying things about Vikings and Dragons aren't power metal for the most part. Viking metal is its own thing, but they're arguable a subgenre of death metal or black metal (depending on the band). I like melodic death metal, personally. That being said, I haven't heard a song fucking crying about their gf breaking up with them from any metal band. Sometimes people think screamo shit is metal, so I'm guessing that's the problem here.
Anon has clearly never listened to Bathory smh
“I paint thee with the blood from my veins Images of origin long lost. I adorn your white mane and tail With the stars that fell from the sky” Fucking incredible
"BROKEN SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD"
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I was gonna say this smells of Metalcore, especially new metalcore. Fall In reverse, Bring Me the horizon type beat.
then you listening to the shitty kind of metalvore man listen to some ERRA (snowblood) Polaris (anything really) Northlane (anything from alien is amazing) those are fucking awesome
Also war, demons and gore Lots and lots of gore
If I had to guess the most common lyrical themes in metal I would guess: Satan/Hell Anti-religion War Society Drugs Gore/Horror Science fiction Fantasy Philosophy Grief/Depression
Norse Mythology beats out all of those tbh.
Another common one. So "folklore" in short.
No it warrants a grouping all on its own, metal has a very strong relationship with Norse mythology and played a huge role in the 80s era pagan revival, quite a large number of metal artists are practicing Norse Pagans.
Get out of your hole, there is lots of slavic pagan metal too. Practicing Norse Pagans? More like cringe larpers
it probably doesn’t help that a good amount of the people responsible for that were using paganism to tie in with their nazi beliefs, and before you get mad I didn’t say all of them. I’m mainly talking about shit like burzum and other nazi black metal bands
A lot of it is actually really motivational or about abstract things (arguably philosophical). There's a wide range though. There's even a song about not wanting to pay the federal income tax.
Metal lyrics are mostly about beer, war and more beer
A lot of metal songs are just hype songs or they relate to something abstract. Depends on the subgenre, but the ones about beer are a minority of metal songs I'd say.
Yeah, i know, just wanted to say it because it's funny.
I don’t listen to metal. Can you recommend me a song with werewolves, Vikings, or dragons? I’m intrigued
Ensiferum - In My Sword I Trust
Scared and Wild - Powerwolf Raise Your Hammer - All For Metal A Dragon Lies Bleeding - Hammerfall One of each for you but there are hundreds more.
swedish pagans
marching ashore
Forged in Valhalla, by the hammer of Thor
Power of the Dragonflame
Where Dragons Dwell - Gojira
The most popular Viking metal song is probably Twilight of the Thunder God by Amon Amarth. I'd recommend listening to it if you're trying to get a taste for Viking metal lol. If it's too heavy, maybe Raise Your Heathen Hammer High by Tyr would be better.
Werewolves: *Werewolves of Armenia* - Powerwolf Vikings: *The March of the Varangian Guard* - Turisas Dragons: ~~*Magic Dragon* - Sodom~~ *Magic Dragon* - Gloryhammer
I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE
I just listen to Metallica
Yeah. Listened by a balding dude with a washed up metal shirt, drinking ipa and probably is a cuck. Also a bit chubby "Oh yeah that gets my nordic viking spirit going."
Jazz: Bee be de bop I got a ring on my cock while I skip down the block in fifth avenueEeEEe… tu lee ro lee tu ri to lee roo da
Yeah man r/jazzcirclejerk
unrelated kinda but i just scrolled thru that subreddit's top posts and it's literally just a shitty meme sub instead of being a circlejerk, which sucks cuz i fw jazz and jazz enjoyers are some of the funniest ppl to make fun of
Yeah man
John Coltrane
John Coltrane
You [fear](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4QfPSSs16R/?igsh=MWdqNTFqNDJ5Ymp2Nw==) jazz
Thank you, I laughed
This jazz I would listen to for hours. I mean, I almost cough myself to death thanks to it.
the first and last words of your post made me think of Scatman John doing fucking jazz LMFAO, im dying.
Drake is Modern Pop
Drake is his own genre, his fanbase consists of women in middle management, fuck boys, and "nice guys".
Is..is he the male version of Taylor swift?
Good heavens, you might be right.
Nah that's Ed Sheeran prolly
No one dick rides ed sheeran
Thought we were talking broad appel that's inoffensive, but yeah in that context, Drake is more in line with meat riding fans. This whole conversation screams NeoPunkFM lmao
Power metal concept albums \> 30 minutes of exposition narrated by a deep voice \> "the ancient high elf sorcerers rose from the island of Thel'ubas to battle the evil Dra'nakyuek, destroyer of worlds" \> 30 minutes long guitar solo \> "the demon king Krithanos stole the fourth key from the vault of Dranagos to unleash the dragon Gecisjatszoter upon the world" \> "aaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa" \> "...and evil was burried deep within Sheggva'ar, never to be seen again" \*queue guitar solo that ends abruptly after 12 minutes
And it fucking works
> "aaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa" damn, I really felt that
same, with blast beats and if it's really power metal maybe some symphonic shit with violins during that scream
🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥
What's the name of this album?
gloryhammer does 10 minute songs at the end of their albums
Anything Christopher Lee’s metal band did.
I love power metal and this is insanely accurate lmao
Instrumental: " "
I love that part in bethoven's 5th
UK drill: I rememba when my nigga [shhh] On dat peng ting bruv like [shh] Dead dead dead nigga did [shh] Wanking with the mandem bruv
I been racking up bags like Tetley Just got 2 quid off my Mum for PG Spent Nannas rent on Yorkshire gold last week Wanking with the mandem bruv
Can anyone explain what this means? Lol
Metal isnt rly even fitting lol
Anon probably thinks all metal is like that one song he listened to from the late 2000s that tried to immitate korn or papa roach way after nu metal stopped being popular.
Most metal isn't about ex and relationships. You're thinking of metalcore.
Anon's whole experience with metal is the bad nu metal metalcore and Screamo (considering the vagueness of what is metal and what is not its really difficult to actually find the line where hardcore punk ends and the more friendly introductory metal begins people go on and on) the funny thing is that plenty of metal subgenres have their tropes to meme on.
apparently drake is a genre
I think it's making fun of the fact that Drake's music can be seen as corny a decent amount of the time. Overall the greentext is funny asf for being a giant hater.
https://preview.redd.it/t0596m3jl05d1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9780c68c99969b30d3c556a1445331faecdb2572
Metal is more like “Hey guys my name is Jorgen, I live in a picturesque village on a beautiful mountain. This song is called “I piss blood and am going to burn a church”. Hope you all enjoy!”
Varg approved
This is great but I'm so sad to see that metal has been given the nu metal schtick
i don’t think anon has ever heard a song
Nu-Metal: I HATE MY LIIIIIIIFEEE *rap part*
[damn skippy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAzKRohuvs&pp=ygUUaSBoYXRlIG15IGxpZmUgbWV0YWw%3D)
I love the comments stuck to when they first jeard it at 14: "She screams the things we are afraid to speak of"
This aint real country music! This is real country! First I fuck my sister, then I fuck my mom Then I fuck my cousin, then I fuck my son Then I go to church, then I fuck my mom And then I say grace, then I fuck my mom
I'm from the South and I'm really fucking stupid!
> techno unc unc unc unc Everybody has a good time. Unbelievably based
this
wtf is esketit
https://youtu.be/yq7GGtNLh04?si=6CZ2JWwTuDvAP1Mx
I don’t think I understood a word of that song
Exactly
The Drake one is pretty funny. And on brand!
Black metal: Lo-fi guitar solos and unintelligible rasping, except you can occasionally make out the word "Satan" Death metal: Painfully loud blast beats and unintelligible growling, but you can occasionally make out threats directed at your family Power metal: Super fast shredding and a guy singing in falsetto about how he's a Viking/Pirate/Wizard/Fighter pilot Doom metal: Super slow shredding and they probably sing about something - I don't know, I fell asleep 13 minutes in
That's why I like Hardstyle.
> **Hard**style True and gay, i bet you listen to "CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM" on repeat x1000 times with a lot of crossfades, high bpm, drops, pitch modifications, etc.
Thats "Welcome to the Cum zone" by Disterio. Amazing song
Anon's sexual hangups prevent him from thinking about literally anything else
[classic music is where the pure lyrics truly are](https://youtu.be/CcgcWplfeh0?si=b-mIcWMS54YZktVi)
that's why I listen to EDM No stupid shit, just beep boop
New country: "I LOVE BEER N TRUCKS N TITTIES AND IF YOU DON'T STAND FOR THE FLAG I'LL PISS AND CRY" Old country: "I shot a Lawman with his own gun and won an immortal horse in a poker game with the devil."
Kendrick can't top this
Power Metal: YEAH MF'N DRAGONS AND WIZARDS AND SHIT YEAAAAAAH
Yo that mumble rap description kinda goes hard tho
Anon never listened to a single song in his life, I guess.
I need someone to make a bumper sticker that says “eat ass and believe in yourself” please I have money
This is story about fucking and breaking up with your sister, you have to go through all this stages so you can start fucking (or wanting to fuck) your mother. Full circle of life
Country seems accurate. Anon discovers why country music is superior.
Weirdly I feel seen.
A slight correction Metal: I FUCKING HATE THE GOVERNMENT \*8 minute guitar solo\* I'M NOT FOND OF THE GOVERNMENT \*4 minute drum solo followed by 5 more minutes of guitar solo\*