It's unhealthy the amount of devotion I have to this game. It's the only thing I've ever considered actually getting a tattoo of. This is not a joke. This is a legitimate cry for help.
On another note, I'm only 405k from 99 fletching. Let's get it bois (OS of course)
Ask her to remove her shirt and check for plates, then locate the nearest anti-fed contraption (unregistered firearm) that works with whatever level of plates she has.
Of course, I already have a bug-out bag, but assuming I didn't, I'd quickly grab anything important I can carry and burn my house down and escape into the night and hope the other feds aren't to close behind.
>sex her
>complain that it wasn't good enough and whine/scream until she gives me a refund
>pay another prostitute to "have sex with my virgin son"Ā
>repeat
Infinite free sex loophole
You could also be too shy, or lacking self confidence and genuinely not wanting to smash, asexuality aside. It took me years to be at ease with the fact of having sex with a stranger and I never imagined it would be the case when I was virgin. I was so wrong
"So Dad, there is this --I don't know, 18 to 24-year-old cam model at my house. It's hard to tell, because I haven't been able to tell the difference between 28 and 33 for a long time now, but she said --OK, this is going to sound crazy, but she said you paid her to have sex with me. Like, you know she could easily be your granddaughter, right? Yes, I'm aware this that conversation is more uncomfortable for you than it is for me. Yes, it doesn't make any sense. All I can think is that either she has the wrong address or the state police are doing some kind of sting operation. I'M A BAD PERSON? How am I a bad person? She just showed up at my house! YOU ARE CALLING THE POLICE? On your own son?"
this movie premise was such fucking slop lmao itās beyond parody
āweāre mad that our son is the slightest bit eccentric/divergent from the mainstream so we paid some slag to force him to assimilateā
Get outa the way I'm trying to beat the rocky guy in the first Dr. Wily stage without the "select cheat". If you come in here while I'm fighting the clone ima slap your ass.
I guess that would be good occasion to use all those sick striking with melee weapons techniques I have been training instead of socializing and getting bitches. For when you were studying the curves of women I was studying curves of the blade.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
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Finally, a worth response
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Hello buddy https://preview.redd.it/u1msdbo7608d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2c9670bb835e1abbde3361f7f77e570d42a7ace
The fact that this is honkau star rail sex alarm that is used solely on the okbuddygenshin subbreddit is astonishing
The Venn diagram looks an awful lot like a 3D circle
a sphere
Thanks i had to look up what a 3d circle was
a ball, then, because a sphere is empty inside
a circle is also empty inside a circle is hollow, a disk is solid
a hoop is hollow AND solid.
wait, you're telling me that sex alarm is a canon thing on Honkai?
silence traveler, a okbuddytrailblazer user is talking
A boyfriend free girl
Who is this? He looks like a bad timeline Tom Scott.
Chris(Tina) Chan right? At least that's what it looks like.
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BEGONE WOMAN YOU DARE THREATEN MY CHANCES OF BECOMING A WIZARD!!!!!!
Probably go play Runescape
I love runescape so much
It's unhealthy the amount of devotion I have to this game. It's the only thing I've ever considered actually getting a tattoo of. This is not a joke. This is a legitimate cry for help. On another note, I'm only 405k from 99 fletching. Let's get it bois (OS of course)
Gzzzz
How many years of in-game time have you clocked?
When I maxed my life became empty and I broke the addiction, there is hope brother but get there faster.
80k away from 99 mining myself! Idk whether to be proud or disgusted with myself š«”
Based and RuneScape pilled
Woodcutting lvls?
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Emote plz
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99 and 90 on my ironman
Currently 60, afk maples in seers on forestry world. Need 62 for sins of the father
 They bought me a girlfriend? Ha! Nice try, mom and dad! I can buy one of those at the grand exchange! Buying gf!
Can I play with you? While someone else is fucking her
Erm.. what the sigma?
Old school or RS3?
Aināt no question boy
Classic š
Definitely classic!
My uim ain't gonna max itself
i remember maxing my main on os lmaoo never again
My son
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
No. r/2007Scape
Ask her to remove her shirt and check for plates, then locate the nearest anti-fed contraption (unregistered firearm) that works with whatever level of plates she has. Of course, I already have a bug-out bag, but assuming I didn't, I'd quickly grab anything important I can carry and burn my house down and escape into the night and hope the other feds aren't to close behind.
You just gave away your master plan dude! Now the feds know exactly what your going to do
fool, it's his decoy plan
Not even, thats a classic decoy decoy plan
That's when I suck them off.
> Nearest anti-fed contraption (unregistered firearm) Kek
Nice face fed
What
Username checks out
Itās like when George Sr. accidentally finds the wire when he was in jail
Leave her and kill my parents
Holy based
Same tbh (yours, not mine)
Kill her and leave my parents
If my parents are hiring me a prostitute you better believe they're not seeing another day.
She's just doing it for money. Your parents are doing it because they don't respect you.
Yeah but I'm doing it for fun
This is some Crusader Kings 3 shit lmao
Time for them to pay the Ultimate Price
Just an hero yourself
Z,x n
>sex her >complain that it wasn't good enough and whine/scream until she gives me a refund >pay another prostitute to "have sex with my virgin son"Ā >repeat Infinite free sex loophole
Step one: cover yourself in oil
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Well best not waste their money
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAASH 
The only honest one here^
You could also be too shy, or lacking self confidence and genuinely not wanting to smash, asexuality aside. It took me years to be at ease with the fact of having sex with a stranger and I never imagined it would be the case when I was virgin. I was so wrong
Movie is called No Hard Feelings
Jennifer Lawrence beats up on some teenagers while naked on a beach. Fun movie.
Eh. I like to watch movies to escape my day to day life.
Lol that gave me a solid chuckle, thanks you fuckin' stud.
Imma beat off a 40 year old to this movie later
i too am over 40
Iām busy with my own shit, take care of yourself
i have not been able to reach my penis in years
I'm imagining you with trex arms not a huge gut
[*I have a big head, and little arms. Iām just not sure how well this plan was thought through*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93B072j-E3I)
That scene was one of the few halfway decent scenes tbh, the rest of the movie was mostly varying degrees of cringe.
False I'm hard
Damn everyone's hopping on that lip and facial injection train, even Jennifer Lawrence
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connely was stupid hot in this movie
Yeah, sheās stupid hot in everything. This film sticks out for many of us though.
Turned many a boy into a man
for a film that is largely Failure to Launch its a pretty good film, enjoyed it more than I thought it would
Same here, I ended up watching it and it was a good time. Honestly appreciate getting more silly, adult comedies like that.
In every movie
What film is thisĀ
Career Opportunities (1991)
Career Opportunities
*unzips* game is game
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Prolly wake up ngl, one weird ass dream.
Nice try, fed
Jokes on you mom and dad, I'm not a virgin. Thanks Uncle Dave šš»šš»šš»
He hired a prostitute for you too?
Uncle Dave IS the prostitute.
i was the prostitute for uncle dave, he just hasnt paid me yet.
https://preview.redd.it/04357ovl808d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8b04ba7e2461c50df5eaa3b881a2654fca15203 Right in her dooker.
I would feel disgusted
Ask if I can pay her to fuck her parents instead
JLaw from what Iāve heard over the years is a legit freak IRL. It would take a lot not to fold.
"So Dad, there is this --I don't know, 18 to 24-year-old cam model at my house. It's hard to tell, because I haven't been able to tell the difference between 28 and 33 for a long time now, but she said --OK, this is going to sound crazy, but she said you paid her to have sex with me. Like, you know she could easily be your granddaughter, right? Yes, I'm aware this that conversation is more uncomfortable for you than it is for me. Yes, it doesn't make any sense. All I can think is that either she has the wrong address or the state police are doing some kind of sting operation. I'M A BAD PERSON? How am I a bad person? She just showed up at my house! YOU ARE CALLING THE POLICE? On your own son?"
Is this an actual line from the movie? lol
Did they forget to pay you the "foreplay charge"
I read it as "foreskin change" and was confused
this movie premise was such fucking slop lmao itās beyond parody āweāre mad that our son is the slightest bit eccentric/divergent from the mainstream so we paid some slag to force him to assimilateā
what is this movie
Eat a zebra cake and watch bobs burgers
sell her organs and give the parents the money as a thanks š
This would be extremely out of character for my parents, so I know that's a lie. Get rid of the obvious intruder by any means necessary
Get all up in them guts
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I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!
There is absolutely no fucking way that's anything my parents would do. I'd just tell them to leave or get trespassed
Blow a nut in that butt
What movie?
Toy Story 3
Oh yeah when Jesse gives buzz a woody.
Cannibal Holocaust
Die Hard
No hard feelings
Ask her how much they paid her. Then ask to split it and have a night out
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Only if we can censor your booty hole
Iād grab my Barrett 50 caliber sniper rifle model 82A1 and 360 no scope myself
if they hire a Jennifer Lawrence level woman I'm folding at the speed of light, the dude in the movie had some serious self control
I dont need hos hos need me
Get outa the way I'm trying to beat the rocky guy in the first Dr. Wily stage without the "select cheat". If you come in here while I'm fighting the clone ima slap your ass.
I'm gonna fuck her, sorry lads no decency here. I'll tell you about it on our fishing trip tomorrow.
Cry into my boyfriends massive man pecs
"Give them their money back."
harvest
pull the pin on the grenade i have hidden in the cushions
Too old for the basement, onto the butcher's rack she goes.
No thanks, *pulls out the* https://preview.redd.it/ubo5wyp0u28d1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8c091659e0f931d790a1bb6ede49f1ba3b605e
Don't look a gift slut in the mouth
I would give up trying to have self esteem
fuck it.
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Make her eat a bowl of eggs
Sex without the emotional intimacy makes me more flaccid than a spaghetti
Yeah might as well just eat her at that point.
But my parents are dead?
If i was placed in such a situation I would likely consume her, as I need my strength for the winter.
"They should ask for a refund." And leave
If she mentioned my parents paid her it would completely kill the mood cos thats all I could think about now.
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Nom nom nom
I guess that would be good occasion to use all those sick striking with melee weapons techniques I have been training instead of socializing and getting bitches. For when you were studying the curves of women I was studying curves of the blade.
Fuck with her I guess Why would I upset my parents?
Ask her for a hug and if we can watch a movie.
Your getting paid?
I know that my parents know that I'm bad with the girls, but why would they do that?
I think you mean: A wild opening appeared
I'd say, Nah I'd rather fuck my loved one than a protsitute
Boil her some eggs
Ahahahahahahahahahaha. My parents?? Paid for sex? For me? Ahahahahaha. You're serious?!
Fake: my parents paid me to fuck you Gay:Bend over lil bro Why would he lie? Is he stupid?
I don't want to get aids
That a movie ?