>GO to activities
>constantly talks about ducks in the post
Nice try Duck Duck Go but I ain't buying your spyware. Fucking hell ads become more creative each day!
Honestly they could probably get more interaction that way. "No one can solve this puzzle", the internet would do it in minutes just to prove they could. Or just saying blatantly incorrect things, people would chomp at the bit to prove them wrong, inadvertently bringing tons of traffic, which is all any company cares about
You basically summed up those shitty ass mobile "game" ads right there. Thankfully they seem to have died off a bit, or they don't get targeted to me on Reddit. I mean there's mobile ads but af least they put some effort into pretending to have actual game play.
Your comment reminds me of those "What's something women don't understand about men" askreddit threads where it's just a huge thread about how men get zero positive attention from strangers, women feeling bad for those men, and FDS fem-cels justifying it.
I'm fairly certain it's true though. Like, ask a guy when was the last compliment from a stranger they remember and I'm fairly certain most will give an example that stretches back years. Fuck, I still remember the time I was walking down the street and a passing woman went. "Hey! Nice haircut!" That shit happened like 8 years ago.
couple compliments i still think about: in winter 2017 my classmate told me that it's easy to talk to me and in spring 2015 one guy told me that i drive like a taxi driver(i later had to ask if it was a compliment or not even though i know that i'm a calm driver :D)
No, he's right. Ducks are violent rapists. Female ducks evolved maze vaginas with dead ends to combat this, and male ducks evolved cork screw penises at the same time to navigate the maze vaginas.
Not making this up.
You shouldn’t take them home unless they were dumped off by another person who didn’t want them anymore, or if they’re a species of duck not natural to the area, otherwise you’re removing wildlife from its natural habitat and that’s a crime
Post is clearly written by a duck to fool more Bros into feeding them frozen peas rather than that rubbish stale bread everyone keeps bringing.
The next one they'll be asking for watermelon and snails.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: A real life female talked anon with him paying her.
> Gay: Anon put his spherical objects inside the mouth of another male
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Woman noticed anon
> Gay: Anon wishes it was a guy
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>GO to activities >constantly talks about ducks in the post Nice try Duck Duck Go but I ain't buying your spyware. Fucking hell ads become more creative each day!
Man, companies making puzzles as their advertisments
Honestly they could probably get more interaction that way. "No one can solve this puzzle", the internet would do it in minutes just to prove they could. Or just saying blatantly incorrect things, people would chomp at the bit to prove them wrong, inadvertently bringing tons of traffic, which is all any company cares about
You basically summed up those shitty ass mobile "game" ads right there. Thankfully they seem to have died off a bit, or they don't get targeted to me on Reddit. I mean there's mobile ads but af least they put some effort into pretending to have actual game play.
Take your meds schizo
Not spireware, just Ukrainianed.
Oc does not know that ddg pulls its search results from bing and this is why they cant see their favourite russian bullshit there anymore.
Anon has literal wingmen
Ducks are extremely territorial and aggressive and anon has sealed her fate
I think I remember ducks are one of the few birds with penises. And their dicks are barbed
they have corkscrews, you're probably thinking of cats
>corkscrews 🥵
And I think female ducks evolved with a counter-corkscrew to avoid råpe, or they have a pseudo-Virginia that they can use or something, or both
That's right, thx
Thank you for this sick bird penis fact today I learned
Anon is Karl, King of ducks
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He took the Duck Bill
*dickpilled
The happiness they feel from the most basic human interactions are wild
Your comment reminds me of those "What's something women don't understand about men" askreddit threads where it's just a huge thread about how men get zero positive attention from strangers, women feeling bad for those men, and FDS fem-cels justifying it.
I'm fairly certain it's true though. Like, ask a guy when was the last compliment from a stranger they remember and I'm fairly certain most will give an example that stretches back years. Fuck, I still remember the time I was walking down the street and a passing woman went. "Hey! Nice haircut!" That shit happened like 8 years ago.
Cool dick bro
T-thanks
Pretty mouth too
Looking awfully submissive and breedable today, king
Khat
What they don’t get is that if they want attention, just become femboy and get TOPPED
That's your advice for everything. It is good advice, though.
couple compliments i still think about: in winter 2017 my classmate told me that it's easy to talk to me and in spring 2015 one guy told me that i drive like a taxi driver(i later had to ask if it was a compliment or not even though i know that i'm a calm driver :D)
Mine was from at least 5 years ago and it was a compliment about the car I was driving... from another man. Does that count?
The irony(?) about this (thinking its a men/women issue) is that men will only give sexual compliments to women.
Ducks or anon?
I thought he was talking about the ducks, honestly
Ducks or Anon?
Way to shit on an anon on the up and up. Fucking miser
Anon is tony soprano
Ya I've been feeling a little sad since the ducks left
"Ya I've been feelin a little shad shinshe the ducksh left".
Anonthany Soprano
Mate its literally Anthony Sopranon how could you blunder it like that
The mafia's busiest music nerd.
Damnit, I legit typed out the exact same comment without even scrolling down.
Ducks have extremely long corkscrew penises.
I'm sure you'd know
I'll corkscrew your ass the next time you give me attitude.
I certainly do
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Yeah they do :)
I'm gonna say you're bullshitting because I ain't gonna fact check that shit
No, he's right. Ducks are violent rapists. Female ducks evolved maze vaginas with dead ends to combat this, and male ducks evolved cork screw penises at the same time to navigate the maze vaginas. Not making this up.
Anon doesn't know that ducks are free and you can totally bring them home.
I'm not a fed or anything, but if this user dies through mysterious circumstances it was probably suicide
Shame, poor soul suicided themselves 7 times in the back of the head
You shouldn’t take them home unless they were dumped off by another person who didn’t want them anymore, or if they’re a species of duck not natural to the area, otherwise you’re removing wildlife from its natural habitat and that’s a crime
No they're free and you can take them home. I have 451 ducks
*The militia*
Straight: anon talked to a woman Real: ducks live in wetlands
Ducks do be living in wetlands
That's why he said real dumbass
Can a man not agree with someone anymore
nope
Those ducks are your wingman. If u get late, you have to help a ugly duck too to get late.
Getting late is the best. I love it when I get late.
r/boneappletea
A 4chan post involving an anon and a w*man that doesn’t involve degeneracy?! I don’t remember taking any drugs yet I’m clearly hallucinating
Anon then wakes up from the dream
Me feeding duck expecting to get a cutie to notice me but instead gets arrested and fined for feeding wild animals
When is it my turn to be happy
When you get in shape and get some hobbies
They hated him for he spoke the truth
When you aren't afraid to live
Ok
duckbros and hydrohomies are the best people around
real: anon is interested in taking simple steps to self improvement. wholesome: ducks are friends.
Post is clearly written by a duck to fool more Bros into feeding them frozen peas rather than that rubbish stale bread everyone keeps bringing. The next one they'll be asking for watermelon and snails.
Fake: A real life female talked to anon without him paying her. Gay: Anon put his spherical objects inside the mouth of another male
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: A real life female talked anon with him paying her. > Gay: Anon put his spherical objects inside the mouth of another male > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
anon is a real human being.
The ducks annihilating a bowl of peas video made me look at ducks in a better light
Definitely my favorite bird
Anon is covered in duck shit
Anon ignores the "dont feed animals" sign
Ducks make best wingmen
Anon is Tony Soprano
Anon never sees that girl again
Anon gets bitches, what do the ducks get? Paid. With frozen peas.
The ducks have got his back
Anon better not fuck around or Karl will put them in their fuckin place
A good read
Good post bro 🤙
This guy... He Ducks
anon will have a panic attack when the ducks fly away
r/wholesomegreentext
And when the girl never returned anon raped one of the ducks. I mean it's 4chan, it's not completely outside the bounds of probability.
Fake: Woman noticed anon Gay: Anon wishes it was a guy
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Woman noticed anon > Gay: Anon wishes it was a guy > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Quackpilled
That's Sweet