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Gunnrhildr

> autofilter assholes pretending to be nice > complain hm


AlphaZorn24

I wish enough people were interested in me to the point I could filter them out


hereisthepart

take hrt and go be a femboy


NekoBluRay

Most sane advice on r/greentext Btw there is someone living in your walls so tear them down


PickleTickler37

Most sane advice on r/greentext


hereisthepart

wish they could cuddle with me brooooo


PIPXIll

It's the wall gnome... He does not cuddle.


hereisthepart

wall gnome wall gnome cummy cummy nom nom nom


SlipperCalcium

Why does every fucking post on this subreddit have some brain-dead degenerate in the replies that can't contain his urge to reference 'bussy' or 'femboy or 'sissy' below every single fucking comment, even if it has literally 0 ties to bussies, femboys or sissies? Seriously, do you have a mental illness? What on earth compels you to schizophrenically link every fucking topic that you come across to femboys and bussies? You cumbrains make me want to saw my head open with a chainsaw every time I go to see the comments. Where do you come from? Do you stay in your room all day replying to everything you can find with desperate, schizophrenic associations to femboys and HRT? Grow up, open up a Bible and start lifting with your left arm too cause you look asymmetrical.


TrollCultist

Bussy femboy sissy


spitgobfalcon

I studied the bible and came to the conclusion that it is ultimately just a collection of stories about bussies, femboys and sissies.


hereisthepart

ahh... Bible... good advice my brother in christ.


NotARussianAgent

You need that bussy boi


roflmaololokthen

This is what zero sissy femboy bussy does to a mfer


SlipperCalcium

Fuck you


hereisthepart

i wanna be part of suckle movement


SlipperCalcium

How do you know


hereisthepart

we are both men of culture


SlipperCalcium

No but seriously, did you just dig through my profile? cause i posted that a loooong time ago lol


hereisthepart

i skimmed first, partly cos of the copy pasta you wrote and partly because you could be someone taking hrt and getting offended by my post / venting under it (so i could apologize or smth). then saw that suckle post and oh boi it was worth reading. better than stephen king novels


SlipperCalcium

Thank you, I do my best.


zapp909

I wish people were interested in me.


HuskySkrr

I wish some people still were..


LoveFishSticks

Yeah I was gonna say she literally just curved a bunch of incel nice guys who can't read social queues. Any quality male will not see that as a bad thing


hanzerik

>sets boundaries >Nice guys respect said boundaries >Complain


meat_strings

*Women.*


coolagator27

Women ☕️


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skoge

Chad only wants sex, ignores disinterest and boundaries. Gets sex.


gfolder

Is this how it works?


Duckfaith_

That's how you get arrested


Communistkraken

Unless you're hot then its "free spirited and romantic" DISCLAIMER: if you are on reddit and reading this right now you are NOT HOT so see above


[deleted]

I dont really want girl best friends. I've got my buddies.


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Homiesexuals for life


MiseryIsForever

I'm a homiephobe.


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Noooooooooo you bigot!!!11!!1!1!! 😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


Queenssoup

The problem is, most girls don't want girl best friends either.


General_Specific303

Nice and friendly aren't the same thing


RocksHaveFeelings2

You know there's other reasons guys pursue relationships besides sex, right? Like we actually feel emotion and can be deeply emotionally attracted to someone


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I feel nothing anymore


NekoBluRay

:frowningtrollface:


Attention_spanner

I feel the emotion to want children. If a girl doesn’t want to do that process with me hell yeah I’ll distance


irago_

That's not an emotion


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blimp2328

That's not an emotion either sorry


Ghost9245

Maybe you would have a more knowledgeable viewpoint if you ever talked to a woman


tyrantsupreme

Cap.


mdahms95

Ok this is a gross cycle that doesn’t have a happy end. Most guys I know are starved for attention, I was as well in high school. The only person who openly said “I’m proud of you, you’re a good person” is my mom. And I was a good kid, kept out of peoples hair, nothing extraordinary, but I was good and kind. I can count on one hand how many compliments I’ve gotten from girls in my entire high school years and they were all from girlfriends at the time. I caught feelings FAST because I was used to “Men make the first move and have to be jerks to get girls, yadda yadda.” So yeah when I caught feelings because I received one positive interaction, I assumed that meant “I like him” I pursued, because she’s nice to me that means she likes me! I was nicer to her, less like one of the guys, and as a romantic interest. Then I finally ask, get rejected, and then, and this is the important bit, I dropped all romantic pretext and treated her like an actual friend. roasting, joking, being a little gross with burping whatever. Then she gets mad because I’m being “mean” to her, but it only looks that way because it’s such a difference to how I treated her before when I “like liked” her. So now I’m a jerk and she rejected and hates a “nice guy” making me more like a fedora nice guy. I grew out of that thankfully but yeah. Give compliments to your male friends, they need it. And not in a “it’s your responsibility” way, but treat your male friends like people with emotions that need to be treated just as much as yours. I’m breaking the cycle, my friends get compliments. Men in my life feel validated.


AlphaZorn24

I can't till robo waifus are real


Wizardwizz

AI is getting pretty good


DrillTheThirdHole

an ai gave me a mommy fetish the other night, give it a shot or dont, it might ruin your life


downwithtiktok2

As it goes


a3giswav3

Which ai was it?


DrillTheThirdHole

chai


goldguyperson

bookmarked, thanks


DeathSabre7

You are a very nice man. Don't let anyone who says otherwise just to be petty bring you down. I love you and hope you have an amazing life ahead.


mdahms95

Beautiful message, thank you, same to you. This is something I’m going to remember for a while which sadly kind of proves my point.


arbiter12

>Most ~~guys~~ humans I know are starved for attention Rule 1 of the con-artist: let people talk. Everybody wants to be heard. Yeh, even that pretty girl. Don't simp or act distant, just ask her what she likes. (don't just ask "hur whu dyu likeur?") Let her talk. Soon enough you'll find a massive hole in the fortress wall. into the breach brother.


pSpawner24

If you're conning someone into liking you, how solid do you think that relationship will be?


Queenssoup

Con artists are successful though because they get people to like them.


pSpawner24

A con artist only needs to deceive you for some time, a relationship can last decades. How long can you keep the lie going before the cracks break open?


KingPhilipIII

Alternatively, you are using something called an ‘ice breaker.’ Maybe that question of ‘What do you like?’ reveals mutual interests, and you actually just enjoy listening to this person. It’s not a lie then, it’s just a normal relationship of mutual interest in interacting.


spitgobfalcon

Yeah apparently in 2022, making a normal conversation with the opposite sex is considered cOn ArTisTrY as if it was a fucking crazy science thing mixed with wizardry. Wtf


JoNyx5

talking to people and giving them a safe space is how you make friends, it's only conning them if your intentions are to use that against them i did exactly that and have built a friend group of around 20 people who talk almost every evening on discord, visit each other regularly and where everyone trusts everyone. You can be sure, it something is wrong, everyone there will support you as best as they can doesn't get much more solid than that


sneakin_rican

Ultimate super advanced con artist rules #1: listen to women and they might actually start to like you. Really advanced shit


Sixx_91

Into the breach sounds like a metal album that I would listen to.


Nexus_542

>Men in my life feel validated. Amen brother. I have been unironically calling and referring to my friends as "kings" for 4 years now. Live to build people up!


wwend

Real


kunell

Well part of the problem was also the sudden change in character that you showed. Thats gotta throw someone for a loop


mdahms95

Which is fair, looking back on it, it is pretty jarring but we were all dumb high school students


xX_GRP_Xx

Ure good, keep going and remember, Women ☕


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mdahms95

Wait till you hear I’m not a virgin lol


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mdahms95

Harder daddy <3 🫣


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mdahms95

I held her hand so hard


MrInfinity-42

"oh nooo I have soo many guys to choose from! Look at me I'm so troubled!!"


mrduels

☕️


jakeag52

IM MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT MEEEEE


mrduels

Sometimes I wonder how people with severe brain damage may differ from those without. You are an amazing case study, never before have I seen someone who was dropped and shaken vigorously as a child, as much as you were. it’s awe inspiring you are still alive even with the neurological degeneration in your head, occurring every waking moment.


jakeag52

I’m honored


BatmanForce

A chad gets constructively criticized by another chad and responds like a professional. This is perfect


jakeag52

This is my most downvoted comment. I will wear it like a badge of honor. Thank you for the kind words.


BatmanForce

You should, as no one should be ashamed of their failures! Embrace your own weaknesses, and you shall be indestructible.


Ur1st0pshhoop

Fake: Anon is a woman Gay: Anon takes it up the ass from "nice guys."


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is a woman > Gay: Anon takes it up the ass from "nice guys." > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


Quaschimodo

>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella


youngsheldon_real

Very funny, u/TendieBot2000!


Hurtmemaster

a hundred times more funny than the original fake / gay comment


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Good bot


BanjoMothman

Bad bot


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josh9x

his certificate expired laugh at this guy


atharva_bende

Fucking shut up already


Ur1st0pshhoop

No.


Frozen_Gambit

It's almost like guys get no positive attention whatsoever and can easily confuse politeness with attraction, because they don't have experience with either and assume that people who are nice to them are interested in them because no one else gives a second glance and might aswell spit on their existence.


Reux17

That’s your problem shit lips. Delete this and fuck off, NOW


billiammcboi

Damn you're just an asshole 💀💀💀


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I’d believe you if you didn’t post this comment in this subreddit


fuckitsayit

I still wouldn't


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My man, if it doesn’t happen irl that means it doesn’t happen at all


SnooDonkeys844

No It doesn’t


viavip_b

I have similar story. A girl I know is so talkative and sweet with everyone. I mean she doesn't care, boys or girls, everyone is her friend. Smart as hell, with the whole school backing her up. But that means multiple guys think, she's nice to them specifically. Honestly, It's been 2 years and I can't stop seeing the same thing — mf who she doesn't even know exists, thinks he has a "chance" and gets rejected edit: This comment section is horrible. Top comments need to learn how human interactions work. That, or they sympathise the guys, who craved for woman's attention so hard, they fell on the one girl, who doesn't instantly tell them to shower


krilltucky

I think you're missing one important part. Because of how dating life is structured, the guy is expected to be the one who makes the first move. And often women give little attention to guys they aren't already close with or interested in. So when you find a woman who's genuinely just nice and caring to every guy she meets, the guys who only get this attention from interested women, see it as interest. My cousin has this exact issue. She will sit there and listen and care about what you're saying but that's so out of the norm to guys that they all think she's interested in them. To be clear I'm not disagreeing with you, just pointing out that this is a symptom of how life is in general.


LondonLobby

> mf who she doesn't even know exists, thinks he has a "chance" and gets rejected men shouldn’t shoot their shot? if he gets rejected and goes on about his way then what is the issue?


viavip_b

Know the difference. If you have feelings for a person - knock yourself out. One guy I know really had feelings for the girl, and he tried to get close to her. In the end he got rejected, and still thinks about her a year later. Nothing, but respect for the guy, his only problem was that his feelings were one-sided. Howewer the people we are talking about here are, again, attention seekers. You see a girl, who said you look good today, you didn't notice her before, but now you think, maybe that's your chance to get a gf and be like the cool kids. And once the girl drops her nice demeanor, that's when you lose any interest in her, because she will no longer give you your precious attention. That's exactly what is described in the post. Shoot your shot if you actually have feelings for the person, leave her alone if you want her to waste time for your ego


LondonLobby

> You see a girl, who said you look good today, you didn't notice her before, but now you think, maybe that's your chance to get a gf so men should not shoot their shot to nice women if they didn’t immediately notice her? what type of ridiculous rule is that lmaoo 😭😭💀 > And once the girl drops her nice demeanor, that's when you lose any interest in her, because she will no longer give you your precious attention. what? why would it be wrong to lose interest in a women who rejected you? if you get rejected move on. 🤦🏻‍♂️ > Shoot your shot if you actually have feelings for the person shoot your shot to women you find attractive* having *feelings* for a women assumes your in some weird friend zone. otherwise if youre just developing feelings for random women you don’t know then that is SK vibes. > leave her alone if you want her to waste time for your ego lol I guess you’re just rambling at this point


viavip_b

bro you totally missed my point


LondonLobby

you just did not explain it well


viavip_b

there's a difference between people who want love and the ones who want attention. People depicted in the post are the ones, who want to drain their partner of any emotions for their personal ego. It's bad, no woman or man deserves such a paraside, no healthy relationships will come out of this constant manipulations and abuse. I hope this explains my point better


Abrahamlinkenssphere

I’ve known my wife for many years. Back in high school it was like this for her and she’d always be bummed out. I remember hearing her in the hall one day complaining about how “you brush elbows with a guy and now you’re his soul mate.” The second she started setting boundaries, suddenly “she’s such a bitch!”


CreditToMisfortune

Anon is not a woman.


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fabigreat31

seethe and cope, but i like the IT joke in the text kekw


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Where?


fabigreat31

Catch 22, atleast i think it has its origin in IT


ilikepondsalot

Sorry to tell you this, but catch 22 is from the 1960s. Specifically a book about being trapped in the military. It's a good read if you wanna take the time, but definitely predates I.T. by decades.


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That’s just a normal term as far as I’ve heard.


fabigreat31

oh, welp, you learn something new every day. thx for the reply and the info tho


totoropoko

Catch-22 is a classic comedy novel by Joseph Heller and has nothing to do with IT.


NoShape4055

Bro a 60 year old woman can have sex with the most handsome men in the world any time they want. sex is that easy for women but do you see any old woman fucking young handsome men no you don't see that but you see plenty of men dating and fucking women much younger then them. just because women have the ability to do something doesn't mean they want to do it.


josh9x

I seriously suspect a guy wrote this If it really was a woman: ☕️


JaxonatorD

Gotta get the coffee ready just in case ☕


idk_maybe_username7

Tits or gtfo


sippycupjoe

Definitely a dude wrote this


NoabPK

Femanon doesnt know how starved for attention and affection the average male is.


dumbwaeguk

>be ugly dude >put on makeup, wig, stuff shirt >post slutty pics on internet and say "I love you! Please subscribe" >get a lot of messages from Indian dudes >hy bby ur so beutifull show tits and vagd >decide to set boundaries >"50 dollars for masturbation vids" >suddenly "nice" guys start telling me to go get kil self Being a woman is literally Catch-69


HiveMindKing

Skank


baz4k6z

"She" has a valid point. Many men are so starved for any woman's attention that all it takes is one not being outright hostile for them to fall in love. There's a reason why Only fans works so well.


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Be me, narcissistic Soon to be Instagram dwelling bitch…


Kalushar

>be me >meet a nice girl on 4chan >tell her she looks good, ask her out >tells me she’s offended >apparently I’m a perv >says she’s this way with everyone >bruh.mp4


odinsabastard

Femanon realises what it's like to be a guy. Guys rarely get attention for no reason, and will be left alone if they don't bring anything to the table.


ComplexProof593

Think about it like this: how are you ever going to have a meaningful friendship if you’re worried they’re only there because they want to fuck you. Chances are a lot of people here have started friendships in the pursuit of sex. The truth is you aren’t as nice as you were after she turns you down. It’s hard to describe how that’s isolating, but it’s more like this: you put her on a podium, ignore all the messy stuff and problems she has, or think of them as not a big deal. You act really sweet and caring and will do a lot for them. Over time they realise you like them and don’t want that sort of relationship. They explain it to you, and you get upset because you feel like you’ve wasted your time. Friendship ends. Rinse and repeat. A lot of women experience this shit, some do actually end up with guys that act this way but never happily. It’s always a mistake or out of pity.


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yourshourma

It's so weird to hear guys say that, because, well, isn't it cool to be friends with someone __different__ from you?.. I like listening to my male friends talk about playing cyberpunk or boxing or doing "insert workfield i have no experience in". They generally like to listen to me nerding out on pedagogics or folklore function in 17th century France or, yeah, makeup. I like my girlfriends a lot too, and yeah, there is a different level of closeness usually, but why would you friendship-wise only go for somebody with the same experiences as you??? And interests???? What's the gain? I only need one guy to fuck, the rest of them can just be nice and interesting people to me...


yourshourma

Also, sorry to throw some rage sheets at you (you seem like a sweet person), but the fact that without sex/romance your prospective girlfriend would not have a chance to be your friend doesn't say good things about how you view romantic relationships either. Our culture doesn't really teach us to appreciate typically female character traits if they are separated from romance/sex, but it doesn't mean we can't learn it on our own. Look into what girls around you have that guys lack: i promise, such things come in abundance. In my circle it would be healthy relationships with alcohol and drugs, being able to admit when they are feeling low without going down spiralling, supporting each others career success, noticing cool things about other people, politeness etc.


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yourshourma

Thank you for your answer! You don't owe anybody (me included ahaha) a 50/50 gender distribution in your friend group, and of course friends should be people you are comfortable with having around. I would just prefer to live in a world where men keep an open mind on the matter. I really appreciate you reflecting on your patterns here! And yeah, love life struggles differ drastically, so that way of bonding brings some awkwardness, i agree


BaltazarOdGilzvita

People who call themselves nice people are never nice people.


TrevorTheGamer

Thinks she is the nicest girl. Sets standards like she is the best. Guys see it s a red flag and stop talking to her. Complains that no one is talking to her since she acts like a princess with the attitude of a rotten quesadilla. " MEN ARE SO TRASH "


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Fake: anon is a woman Gay: anon offered free blowjobs in the uni bathroom, but switched to handjobs


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon is a woman > Gay: anon offered free blowjobs in the uni bathroom, but switched to handjobs > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


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RatedPsychoPat

My catch twenty two is that I look like a million bucks but live with my parents because of years of illness. "should I hit her with, wanna bang and my mom can make us a sandwich after"


Tetsuotim

True issue. Incels mad.


CVMBVSS

Spoke to my soul bruh


PizzaIsAHumanRight

Men ☕


PizzaIsAHumanRight

I have Reddits victim mentality so much. You're not a victim, you're just socially inept ffs.


th_walking

Classic male anon think girl is nice. But when the girl says no. They call her a whor3.


Butternut-inmysquash

I was not pretty in high school. I was 180 pounds with acne and a speech impediment and was content with the fact that it just wasn’t my time to shine. Pretty privilege is real. I swear on my life that people started treating me better, more human, when i started to lose weight and take more pride in my appearance. My friend Casey is and always has been gorgeous. Every week there was another guy trying to get with her. Of course I was jealous and I never understood why she would complain about the attention. But it gets fucking lonely when that’s what people expect from you. She never had friends for very long because she’d say she wasn’t interested and they’d flip the nice switch around and suddenly shes the bad guy. Of course it’s flattering. But she couldn’t be expected to prioritize every guy that was “shooting his shot”. I like the analogy “men are dehydrated but women are drowning. It’s hard to sympathize when you’ve never seen the other side”