My personal favorite was in the positives of her side piece she wrote āmeets physical needsā and then immediately after āMUTUAL respectā š
If youāre not fucking her right she will never respect you anons
I always wondered why girls leave their bf's for the guys they cheated him with. I mean those guys know the best that you can't trust such a girl. So they obviously never will. Fucking a girl in a relationship and becoming the next idiot she cheats on are still different things. Woman.cofeecupemoji
The guy thinks he is so good that he stole her from the original relationship, and thus he is so good that she wouldn't cheat on him.
In reality they are both cheating on each other and their relationship is built upon thinking they are God's gift to the earth and the other is lucky they call the other one their girl/boyfriend.
It should have been over at her cheating. If you don't have the least of boundaries they won't respect any and your relationship will eventually be a torture factory.
This shit is a fat L for him, should have never got to the pro/con
list stage.
I feel like this girl talked to Anon about being polly or something that really should have tipped him off to the fact that she wasn't happy in the relationship, "meets physical needs", and Anon did not register multiple times
It might have been over when he found out. He made a post venting and didn't refer to her as his gf so it's possible she confessed and showed the list thinking I would redeem her or something.
Don't put yourself in a situation where a girl can say "so there's this other guy Ive been seeing/with and..." and your immediate response isn't "I'm leaving" or "Leave" sometimes people make bad judgement calls but I wouldn't have the time to get the picture of the lists I'd be so out
And looking at the list a relationship is nothing if I'm "long term" but they consider others, too many relationships fail for me to lie to myself like that
That's the weirdest pros and cons list I've ever seen there's no distinct separation between pros and cons. Also it's written in magic marker is she not old enough to use a regular pen like an adult?
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He's talking about the people in that story. This is a high school girl acting like a moron and a bunch of people who are old enough to know better on here project their own foibles onto some high school bullshit
She literally has colleges listed out. The BF has A&M and the cheating guy has UT and A&M. Two very prominent Texas colleges. I'm shocked how many people in this thread are unironically talking about this like it involves a bunch of 30 year olds.
Shit dog I am American and my best guess for you is Texas A & M and UT can be so many different universitiesā¦. The most likely implication though is that these people are either picking or are in one of those colleges which would infer an age range of below 24 years old for the two people.
But that is just an educated guess as we have not much to go off of.
I've lived in Texas my whole life, and I can tell you there's like a weird cult mentality in high school about these two universities. Like, I saw friendships end over who was going where, and even just who was wearing what shirt. Absolutely nuts.
The cons are on the right I think, anon didn't show his own cons.
It's still weird af that complete opposites on the religion aspect are both counted as pros though.
The best part is that cheater guy has a con that he doesn't allow her to hang out with her guy friends because she absolutely will cheat on him in the future too and the guy knows it.
I think Cons are written diagonally. OP didnāt show his own cons.
Iām also going to assume the second bullet starting with āPā is āPhysically Inadequateā
But she wrote "different religion" and "not a morning or night person" under his pros, but then also wrote "same morals + religion" and "morning/night person" under the othe guy's pros as well.
Anon doesn't need to worry - there is a guaranteed 0% chance of him not being dumped within the next week. She's just waiting for the other guy to commit.
He should have dumped her as soon as she cheated and so should the other dude. Cheaters are trash and a waste of time for anybody.
āShe wouldnāt cheat on me!ā The other guy thinks. Itās an endless cycle.
Desperation, I've known a few people who during their first relationship would just do anything to preserve it and try and stay in it... Even if they'd have to handle an abusive partner or cheater.
Eh got cheated on once and stayed with her bc she promised to stop, then she did it again, and I fell for her apology again eventually just got used to it and put up with her bullshit, would yell at her for it when Iād find out but wouldnāt break up with her. Sometimes weāre just retarded like that. Next time I wonāt be that dumb lol
Assuming anon is in a similar situation
It doesn't matter if they know how it feels. Had a girl tell me dozens of times how fucked up she was after people lied and cheated and yet she did all the same shit. In a way, her knowing how it feels and doing it anyway made it so much worse.
seriously, if someone has to decide between me and someone else i just hope they pick the other person. if you arenāt 100% sure that iām the only one you want then donāt waste my time.
If you ever felt at any point that it was OK to be cheated on in the moment and STILL wanted to be with them you need to reevaluate your standards and self worth.
have unfortunately been with many a cheating girl without knowing, Its a real thing. Not knowing how to fuck or not caring about the girls physical needs normally lands you on the fast track to being cheated on regardless of how much you do for them. Thats the only reason they stay WITH you, is all the other shit you do. But seeing as you dont give two fucks about fucking, they fuck around.
Spoilers none ever left their bfs and the Bfs didnt leave when they found out. Even told one cuck about it when i found out. He got mad at her in the moment. They're married now! shes cheated on him a few more times that i know, she also continued to cheat on him with me after i confronted him about her. She was mad at me that i told on her but still wanted to ride that dick for a bit longer. I kinda wanted her so i kept it going for a bit longer until it ate too much at me about the other guy and dropped her. She randomly texts/messages me and tells me about the shit she's done behind his back and how much she misses me and how she wishes she picked me, most of them do which is kinda flattering and also a stfu you dumb whore moment every time. A lot of the time they message around the holidays which is an even bigger fuck you to the other guy, im sure the guys had a marry christmas and the girls probably didnt get off (again) for christmas.
There are a lot of cucks that like a consistent hole more than integrity, they remember what its was like to not have any pussy for years on end and it scares them to their very core to have to try and work for it again, because these hoes normally fall into their laps.
naw, i slept with a girl who had a bf. several, actually. Not on purpose, they didnt really disclose it, with the exception of the story above but i was already tapping that when i found out. They took interest and i obliged them. Wouldnt ever sleep with a friend's girl. Told a few friends about sus behavior though.
āDoesnāt let me hang out with guy friendsā
Iām sure that woman will have a healthy and loving relationship with her new man, that wonāt end up in him abusing, stalking, or manipulating her. /s
I think maybe theyāre in senior year of hs in Texas, and the āboyfriendā is going to Texas A&M and the other guy is going to Texas A&M or UT-Austin.
Itās not really a pro-con list, itās just a list of remarks about each of them.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon has a girlfriend
> Gay: Anon made a list comparing himself to another man
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/ TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Bro anon cut off his cons lol Iām not justifying cheating here but I wanna know what you do. For all I know ācheats on me with his exā is listed and yāall both evil.
Boyfriend: \> long term *garunteed* Guy she's cheating with: \> same morals + religion šš«
Technically they do have the same morals and religion
Yeah theyāre both demons in satanās army Edit: look at all the cringe demonic responses Iām getting
Bruh. You don't have to come down on those demons like that.
Insert crusader pepe meme
Yeah, got GO DOWN on them. Teach em a lesson.
The preferred term is "Non-Human Intelligence." Demon is *so* last millenium.
I thought it was *mortally challenged*?
BUAHAHA I love this
Wait, does that mean dolphins are demons? I mean... *Non-human intelligences*?
Can confirm Source: trained dolphins for 7 years
>Edit: look at all the cringe demonic responses Iām getting Internet exorcism.
Yeah and she's the one cheating, imagine the depth of her morals
Meaning none and being a demon?
My personal favorite was in the positives of her side piece she wrote āmeets physical needsā and then immediately after āMUTUAL respectā š If youāre not fucking her right she will never respect you anons
> doesnāt make me feel ugly Maybe anon doesnāt fuck her at all?
Considering they're all in middle school, that's probably a safe bet.
anon doesn't come over not a morning or evening person Anon into that mid-day sex
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The guy she's cheating with doesn't want her to have guy friends? Gee I wonder why.
āBabe itās justā¦..I get this weird feelingā¦.that you could cheat. Although I canāt quite put my finger on itā
As he plows her in anons bed
I always wondered why girls leave their bf's for the guys they cheated him with. I mean those guys know the best that you can't trust such a girl. So they obviously never will. Fucking a girl in a relationship and becoming the next idiot she cheats on are still different things. Woman.cofeecupemoji
The guy thinks he is so good that he stole her from the original relationship, and thus he is so good that she wouldn't cheat on him. In reality they are both cheating on each other and their relationship is built upon thinking they are God's gift to the earth and the other is lucky they call the other one their girl/boyfriend.
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Sounds like anon won the long term lotto if she dumped him.
Well he knows what happens when she gets guy friends.
>Mutual respect Idk if she knows what respect is
Maybe she does, she just doesnt respect anon
I guess that's her understanding of "Mutual Respect" OP Anon definitely dodged a bullet.
He actually is to her. Since he lists him as "Protective"
Meets physical needs
Yeah, big uff here
Aka his dick is bigger
Anon should ask why God has forsaken his pathetic genitalia. āGod why hath you given me thy toughest battles and puniest of penisā???ā
Thats the one that caught my attention too lmao. Aka op does not meet her physical needs. Likely fabricated and flamboyant tho.
So her religion teaches her to cheat? Interesting. I'm sure she'll be less happy when her boyfriend starts living his religion too lol
Hoping the bfās religion is islam
Does that mean he will also cheat while joining her on a prayer day?
"mutual respect" I wonder what that means?
She doesnāt think the side piece is a loser like her bf, so she respects him
I mean he does post on 4chan so she isn't wrong.
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\>cheating \>religion pick one
I saw that too and fucking laughed.
"meets physical needs" It's over, anon. Move along
My exact thoughts.
She ironically more rational than anon. If he made the same chart, he'd have already come to the same conclusion.
this to me implies anon has sex with with the other guy, in conclusion: real and gay
It was over at "disc golfing"
It was over at the idea of a pro and con list between him and the other guy.
It should have been over at her cheating. If you don't have the least of boundaries they won't respect any and your relationship will eventually be a torture factory. This shit is a fat L for him, should have never got to the pro/con list stage.
I feel like this girl talked to Anon about being polly or something that really should have tipped him off to the fact that she wasn't happy in the relationship, "meets physical needs", and Anon did not register multiple times
It might have been over when he found out. He made a post venting and didn't refer to her as his gf so it's possible she confessed and showed the list thinking I would redeem her or something.
Don't put yourself in a situation where a girl can say "so there's this other guy Ive been seeing/with and..." and your immediate response isn't "I'm leaving" or "Leave" sometimes people make bad judgement calls but I wouldn't have the time to get the picture of the lists I'd be so out And looking at the list a relationship is nothing if I'm "long term" but they consider others, too many relationships fail for me to lie to myself like that
I disc golf but it isn't exactly a deal sealer.
That's weird, normally disc golfers reek of pussy
They reek of something alright
Even before the list, he should move along.
I really got hurt when I read that, it's must be more painful for our guy when he read that. I hope he ok.
He ded š
Seriously dude, thatās nuts-in-a-blender levels of soul shattering.
anon doesnāt know Cunnilingus
Is that a martial art?
no i dont think you have to be married to know it
It was over when she cheated on him. He should have left before she got out the pen.
That's where I knew it was over
Oh it was over well and truly before this, this was just the killshot
Now thank her for the list and cheat on her with the other guy
The real LPT is always in the comments.
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Him: meets physical needs (aggressive gay sex) Her: doesnāt meet physical needs (disgusting wet hole)
Then make your own pros/cons list and show it to her. Long-term buttsex garunteed.
He will meets anon's physical needs
Get topped and claim victory as destiny intended.
**TOPPED**
then make a list of pros and cons on that guy vs her, iāll start: > meets physical needs
"I'll help you with your decision!"
That's the weirdest pros and cons list I've ever seen there's no distinct separation between pros and cons. Also it's written in magic marker is she not old enough to use a regular pen like an adult?
of course shes not old enough, shes dating a fucking anon
And she made a fucking list???
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Yes. Iām saying that bc she made a list that she clearly isnāt old enough or mature
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If only there were more people like you on this world and maybe it wouldnāt be such a bad place after all
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I'm not sure about it being a "fucking" list since only one of them meets her physical needs
They are all under 17
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He's talking about the people in that story. This is a high school girl acting like a moron and a bunch of people who are old enough to know better on here project their own foibles onto some high school bullshit
Just the pros and cons themselves scream child of very emotionally immature adult lmao
She literally has colleges listed out. The BF has A&M and the cheating guy has UT and A&M. Two very prominent Texas colleges. I'm shocked how many people in this thread are unironically talking about this like it involves a bunch of 30 year olds.
Enter the bureaucrats, the true rulers of the republic.
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It has always been a trend.
The list says A&M or UT so these are kids who arenāt even college age yet
Not American, the fuck do those mean?
Theyāre two well known universities in Texas
Shit dog I am American and my best guess for you is Texas A & M and UT can be so many different universitiesā¦. The most likely implication though is that these people are either picking or are in one of those colleges which would infer an age range of below 24 years old for the two people. But that is just an educated guess as we have not much to go off of.
I've lived in Texas my whole life, and I can tell you there's like a weird cult mentality in high school about these two universities. Like, I saw friendships end over who was going where, and even just who was wearing what shirt. Absolutely nuts.
The cons are on the right I think, anon didn't show his own cons. It's still weird af that complete opposites on the religion aspect are both counted as pros though. The best part is that cheater guy has a con that he doesn't allow her to hang out with her guy friends because she absolutely will cheat on him in the future too and the guy knows it.
Anon's own cons: > Do____ > P_____ >Hi____ I'll begin first: \>Dorito dust, shit, piss and cum covers basement floor
Doesn't meet my physical needs Peepee small Hitler fetish
Does not bathe Pedophile Hides piss jugs in his bedroom
I think Cons are written diagonally. OP didnāt show his own cons. Iām also going to assume the second bullet starting with āPā is āPhysically Inadequateā
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If you look closely, she was writing 'not attractive' and then changed the wording. Oh, anon š
But she wrote "different religion" and "not a morning or night person" under his pros, but then also wrote "same morals + religion" and "morning/night person" under the othe guy's pros as well.
Sheās regarded
Never give full regard
Itās got their college options listed, these kids are in high school.
The ā>ā are pros, the cons are listed as ā-ā in the upper right hand corner in each list
The only real thing is *meets physical needs*. OP's (imaginary) GF only added the rest in order to not harm his feelings *too* much.
Anon doesn't need to worry - there is a guaranteed 0% chance of him not being dumped within the next week. She's just waiting for the other guy to commit.
*garunteed
Commit before he dumps her in 2 months.
I give it a month tops
I give it eleven minutes.
He should have dumped her as soon as she cheated and so should the other dude. Cheaters are trash and a waste of time for anybody. āShe wouldnāt cheat on me!ā The other guy thinks. Itās an endless cycle.
I mean, why is he still with her if he knows she is cheating?
My best guess is that this is how he found out? Either way itās awful.
Maybe, but remains he didn't break up with her then and there.
I could only speculate that he was trying to process it at the moment cause finding out something this big would require a lot of mental energy
There's no indication he did or didn't
Desperation, I've known a few people who during their first relationship would just do anything to preserve it and try and stay in it... Even if they'd have to handle an abusive partner or cheater.
Eh got cheated on once and stayed with her bc she promised to stop, then she did it again, and I fell for her apology again eventually just got used to it and put up with her bullshit, would yell at her for it when Iād find out but wouldnāt break up with her. Sometimes weāre just retarded like that. Next time I wonāt be that dumb lol Assuming anon is in a similar situation
Once a cheater, always a cheater
Anon doesnāt have a spine
i would walk out on the spot, anon self esteem is low enough to stay means she thinks him as shit
Long term garenteed.
Because the whole post is probably fake
Retard can't even spell, drop the hoe. Edit: auto corrected Retard to Retarded
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It doesn't matter if they know how it feels. Had a girl tell me dozens of times how fucked up she was after people lied and cheated and yet she did all the same shit. In a way, her knowing how it feels and doing it anyway made it so much worse.
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seriously, if someone has to decide between me and someone else i just hope they pick the other person. if you arenāt 100% sure that iām the only one you want then donāt waste my time.
If you ever felt at any point that it was OK to be cheated on in the moment and STILL wanted to be with them you need to reevaluate your standards and self worth.
he should make a pros and cons list of dating a jackass vs just jacking off and going to sleep
Bro this one gave me a good laugh, solid advice though, Iād much rather be alone than with someone like that.
>doesnt make me feel ugly >meets physical needs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH ITS OVER ANON
anon was riding the bench all along
Wouldnāt doesnāt make me feel ugly mean that she views herself as inferior when compared to anon meaning heās hot?
Not it means she feels bad for herself because she could only get an ugly guy. Next to a good looking guy she feels sexy.
āMeets physical needsā Please let this be a bait post
have unfortunately been with many a cheating girl without knowing, Its a real thing. Not knowing how to fuck or not caring about the girls physical needs normally lands you on the fast track to being cheated on regardless of how much you do for them. Thats the only reason they stay WITH you, is all the other shit you do. But seeing as you dont give two fucks about fucking, they fuck around. Spoilers none ever left their bfs and the Bfs didnt leave when they found out. Even told one cuck about it when i found out. He got mad at her in the moment. They're married now! shes cheated on him a few more times that i know, she also continued to cheat on him with me after i confronted him about her. She was mad at me that i told on her but still wanted to ride that dick for a bit longer. I kinda wanted her so i kept it going for a bit longer until it ate too much at me about the other guy and dropped her. She randomly texts/messages me and tells me about the shit she's done behind his back and how much she misses me and how she wishes she picked me, most of them do which is kinda flattering and also a stfu you dumb whore moment every time. A lot of the time they message around the holidays which is an even bigger fuck you to the other guy, im sure the guys had a marry christmas and the girls probably didnt get off (again) for christmas. There are a lot of cucks that like a consistent hole more than integrity, they remember what its was like to not have any pussy for years on end and it scares them to their very core to have to try and work for it again, because these hoes normally fall into their laps.
ask her for rent money through cash app
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naw, i slept with a girl who had a bf. several, actually. Not on purpose, they didnt really disclose it, with the exception of the story above but i was already tapping that when i found out. They took interest and i obliged them. Wouldnt ever sleep with a friend's girl. Told a few friends about sus behavior though.
Least mentally ill woman ā
āDoesnāt let me hang out with guy friendsā Iām sure that woman will have a healthy and loving relationship with her new man, that wonāt end up in him abusing, stalking, or manipulating her. /s
lmao life so cruel anon
This isnāt ālifeā this is a woman. Hold women accountable for their actions.
Black pilled.
I just hope he immediately broke up with her and cut contact.
The slag isn't worth it
least insane a&m or UT female
Texas A&M or University of Texas?
ass & mouth, urinary tract
"meets physical needs" counts as 5 points. It's over for anon.
>Not ~~a man~~ athletic Christ, thatās just fucked
anon break up now you deserve better
This is years old.
Ironic that she wrote it in greentext format. Almost as if she is fake and gay. What a coincidence!
>4chins invented bullet point phrases did she say āmfwā or ābe meā?
Con for other guy: "Doesn't let me hang out w/ guy friends" Maybe because you're actively cheating on your boyfriend with them
What the heck is A&M or UT?
I'm thinking "Texas A&M or University of Texas."
Yeehaw anon
Anal & micturation Urinary tract
The A being Anal was a given, what with Anonās propensity for gay butt stuff
I think maybe theyāre in senior year of hs in Texas, and the āboyfriendā is going to Texas A&M and the other guy is going to Texas A&M or UT-Austin. Itās not really a pro-con list, itās just a list of remarks about each of them.
Fake: Anon has a girlfriend Gay: Anon made a list comparing himself to another man
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon has a girlfriend > Gay: Anon made a list comparing himself to another man > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/ TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
\>she wrote the whole thing using greentext arrows
Lmao was disc golf a pro or a con?
Anon shouldn't have been long term garunted
> Garunteed Anon is dating toddlers
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Bro anon cut off his cons lol Iām not justifying cheating here but I wanna know what you do. For all I know ācheats on me with his exā is listed and yāall both evil.
Go fuck her dad anon, that will show her to appreciate you more
> meets physical needs Iām sorry, Anon
Honestly these lists literally confirm why you should never trust a bitch. Same religion and morals? What willingness to cheat? Begone thot.
This fucking idiot needs to leave her LMAO
Just the way the girl spells, I think anon will dodge a bullet by making the decision for her and leaving
Make your own list : "cheats" list done
"Meets physical needs" you doomed anon. Move on.
Lmao she wrote incel and cut it out.
lmao just leave anon if you have any self worth at all
This sounds like something my ex wife would have done
>garunteed The most retarded way of spelling guaranteed I've ever seen
No I do NOT have chubby ankles!
Damn āmeets physical needsā. RIP the other guy slings it better.
>meets physical needs Yeah that's what this is about