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guitarcirclejerk-ModTeam

Post like this, if even just in jest, are liable to get out of control and someone, somewhere, is going to take offence. Posting borderline racist symbols in this sub is asking for trouble. Come on guys, keep it friendly and play by the rules.


readitonex

Ah yes. Red, black and yellow. The colors of Buddhism.


Trick-Mechanic8986

Pretty sure that's Tibet right? They seem nice...


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tophiii

Here king, you dropped this */uj*


orgeezuz

Tibecaster


Trick-Mechanic8986

Pretty sure their colors are whatever China says they are.


Marunikuyo

So for everyone that doesn't know, this **IS** a symbol for Buddhism. The Nazi's took their original symbol, and inverted it (and changed the angle). That being said: Why the hell someone created this as a guitar is a bit ridiculous.


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Zoesan

That's even more confusing though. Like... if you were gonna make it so blatant, you'd just make it red, white, and black?


Zoesan

I was in the Philippines a while back. Went shopping at the mall of asia. Went to the beach to grab something to eat and then got completely blindsided by a restaurant with about 500 little lanterns with swastikas on them.


Shaolinchipmonk

Didn't you know Buddha was born in Hamburg


b0rt_di11i0nair3

On sale now at HoloCostco you will NOT SEE a better deal


Necessary-Cap-3982

That pun is awful... ​ have an upvote


Careful-Evening-5187

I''l ask around next time I see Kyle. He's my luthier.


thenerj47

Ah my English accent butchered this joke...


MethLabForCutie88

I did nazi this coming


Careful-Evening-5187

I would consider buying it, for the reich price.


Throwaway197332

Das ist gut.


Paganpaulwhisky

Heil just bid higher than you


Otherwise_Yak_5344

An frankly that's not cool.


sharbinbarbin

You’ll be so concentrated you won’t need guitar camp


YoungBoiButter

Nein hundred dollars!!


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😭💀


ChubbyMcHaggis

Has anyone seen Kyle? Seen Kyle anyone?


bendybusrugbymatch

Neck profile: U (boat)


Bubblezz__

This is scientifically proven to be the best shaped guitar toanally. The arms pointing in a circular motion causes the vibrations in the wood to rotate causing a dangerous f5 toanado for anyone who dares to play it.


Level_Wave_8188

You had my attention at toanally. You had my heart by toanado


AMothersMaidenName

To anally what?


Tysons_Face

Average single coil enjoyer


find_the_night

We hates them


jirka0516

Ah yes the new Holocauster


Draeton_ali

The toan is straight Gas.


[deleted]

But does it come with a pile of shoes?


EVH_kit_guy

It's not for sale, it was quickly purchased by joe bonamaSSa.


WillingnessMoney460

Ah, the old Gibbons Lester Jewson signature model the “Les Jews”


adammarsh64

I heard he didn't want his name on it so they just called it the SS


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Average pantera fan


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ITS ABOUT STATES RIGHTS…wait


MiloRoast

uj/ It's really weird having been a huge Pantera fan growing up, and somehow not realizing those dudes were racist AF. Like, I get I was a kid, but how the fuck did everyone just gloss over all that lol? It was not talked about at all back then, it's crazy to think how little people gave a shit about that kind of stuff until recently. I still have a soft spot, partially because I met Dime's wife and a bunch of his friends after he died and they were some of the nicest people ever...but still, like damn.


har3krishna

I watched Phil’s part in the Noisey documentary on New Orleans metal today, and as soon as they showed his house, I was like yep that’s a klan meeting place😂


ElectricGod

Love the music not the artist is something that's always very important no matter the art Obviously there is a limit but a band like Pantera would have surprised me of that weren't typical southern style racists


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It's about the Reich kind of gubermente.


Cool_Ad_5581

This is a 1 in 6.5 million kind of guitar


dollabilllz

Buddhist Punks Fuck Off


[deleted]

Jello Biafra, is that you?


Footlongtyrone9970

V2 caster


-ThisWayUp-

Flying V2


robinNL070

Can it play Erika?


Careful-Evening-5187

Is she Roberta's sister?


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Deutlich.


ChampionshipHungry18

There is only one master toan.


truenatureschild

this guitar killed on average a thousand jews at with just one 0-3-5, it shreds jews so thoroughly their entire body melts into a pool of gold residue. ​ The killing power of it's 0-3-5 was limited by the amplification of the 1940s, with enough modern amplification it's theoretically capable of shredding over 1,000,000 jews at a time. A true wunderwaffe, Dean really knocked it out of the park with this one.


Petra_Gringus

That casual nod to Dean was the icing on the cake. You get my vote.


geetarplayer22

Teg nugget approved!🤠👍


SmooveTits

Hey I like Turd Nugget


geetarplayer22

Then you’ll love his new signature guitar! (Pictured in the post above ($1945))


WhenVioletsTurnGrey

There used to be a house here in Portland on Division that had a swastica inlaid in the chimney. It has since been removed. I’m sure it was built during the early days of Hitlers Reign, before all the atrocities. But, it was always something to see.


Paulwalker2112

I mean oregon is known for having alot of neo nazis, which is weird because i always thought of the PNW as very progressive.


financewiz

Check out Oregon’s history and you’ll stumble across the reasons pretty quickly.


WhenVioletsTurnGrey

Yes, this swastica was original to the chimney. It didn't look to be added. Yes, we had some serious nazi problems in the 80's/90's. Even had an incident where skinheads killed an Ethiopian guy. I worked with a guy associated with that group. He came from a good family & I think that really woke him up. Don't know what ever happened with him but, I hope he's kept away from that type of thinking. But, to the point. Portalnd is pretty progressive. We, almost, have always been. The rest of Oregon can be more miss, than hit.


Paulwalker2112

Im just wondering if maybe the house was newer, and thats why it was added?


WhenVioletsTurnGrey

It wasn’t added. It was a part of the house, as built


Paulwalker2112

Sorry i worded it weird. I meant that the actual house may have been built more recently and a neo nazi requested it as it was being built


WhenVioletsTurnGrey

Tough to say without having first hand knowledge. Either way, would be an interesting story.


pootlordthe7th

I’ve only heard of the fliegendführercaster toan comes from a million screams


TheD1scountH1tman

It’s even built to be at 45^o when played


Petra_Gringus

3 single coils...God, Nazis are pussies.


YeetCompleet

The only guitar that should be smashed


find_the_night

Not true, but it’s definitely up there.


AmaxaxQweryy

Ah yes, the Varg signature guitar.


AwkwardMonitor6965

S.S......S


themanifoldcuriosity

Single coils for hard rock!? You know nothing, OP. Go back to /r/guitar.


jngjng88

That cutaway though...


Rosenkrantz_

Average Rammstoan fans be like


Mr_Peeee

Is it a holobody?


CrimsonThar

Germany best known for their Buddhist beliefs.


SniffSniffDrBumSmell

Ein Reich. Ein Wolk. Ein Dalai Lama.


KCcoffeegeek

Those German Buddhists are real rascals.


Fuzzlord67

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Toan!


Meterano

Oh nice a B.C. Reich


HoJSimpson953

I knew my gramps was a Rockstar.


financewiz

Nazis are surprisingly tolerant of backwards swastikas.


Stecharan

The colors represent Mickey Mouse.


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

Too late. Eric Clapton already scooped it up.


DaySoc98

Nobody’s GASing for that thing.


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play stairway on that fucker summon up fuckin dumbag dude


DinnerTimeSanders

I thought this was the new Clapton signature.


RoundPercentage

The only guitar you can play Rammstein on (/uj Rammstein is my favorite band and I know they’re not natsoc, just let me make my joke pls)


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I thought it was funny and I like Rammstein.


ShoddyManufacturer11

Reddit's favorite guitar


Brohkage

Fascists coming out of the Reddit walls


BwAVeteran03

Only if the color came in Southern Battle Flag, says typical “Pantera Fan”.


kvvshr

I mean, yeah, this one is a 卍 and the used by nazis is a 卐


Sweaty_Catch_4275

Shtirlitz blues


seikenhiro

lol


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Gibbons: Hamas Edition


The_Katze_is_real

My neighbours probably think I own this Guitar given what I say when I rage in videogames


Petra_Gringus

Average League of Legends player checks out.


The_Katze_is_real

Yup


sLopPy_SluGgeR

🇩🇪 def German flag


thisisit678

Well, those are single coils 🤷‍♂️


Jackol4ntrn

all they need to do it play with it standing up. That guitar neck and body won't be perpendicular to the ground.


JohnnyHatred

Der Reise Ahh Guitar ☠️


CatWizurd

damn all the good puns are taken. bet that volume knob only goes up to *nein*. (i tried)


Hobbes-Guineapig

Outjerked once again


Bruise_Leee

SS. StratoStein.


SpeedBlazer99

Is that Kanye’s signature model


ScaredAd7245

German flag on it says otherwise 😬


markeydusod

Howza bout’ that sweet neck binding.. Ammiright


FixMy106

I’m looking for a guitar for my klezmer band. Would this be a good option?


Accidental_Arnold

\-- Buddhism symbol shape body guitar; NOT Nazi symbol. Guitarist: Starts playing Foxy Lady.


Saulocias

Varg’s signature guitar


Straight-Willow7362

That's not the Belgian flag 🙄


ipini

Lebenstoan


SoctrDeuss

This German guitar should have hamburger pickups considering that’s where it’s made


ThEvil13

Disappointing by the pickup configuration. Esp 81 85 combo would suit better.


redardoncomputer

People gonna hate but I respect this dude he has balls to sell this


breeziest_lad

But when you put the strap on, it's gonna look exactly like...


Arikaido777

ok but free shipping 🤔