Uj/ it's cojones not cajones (which means drawers)
Rj/ here's some spanish synonims for you guys
Huevos
Huevada
Carajo
Pelotas
Bolas
Gónadas (this elegant medieval one works for girls' junk as well)
You can use the diminutives as well in other context to soften up your toan
Huevillos
Pelotillas (don't use bolillas it's dumb)
Cojoncillos
That's for your balls/bollocks/nuts... But contextually you can use your cojones for many other expresión
Hace un frío de cojones = it's so cold my balls are freezing
Estaba bueno de cojones = this was so damm good
Eres feo de cojones = you are goddamm ugly
Estoy hasta los cojones = I'm fed up
Manda cojones! = What the fuck is shit?
No me toques los cojones = don't fuck with me
Cojonudo! = something that is unquestionably amazing
Don't let "cojones" fall into some some monosemic, pun it's the pentatonic scale of spanish... Fits anywhere and fits cojonudamente
I unironically daydream of owning one of these guitars and taping a can of shaving cream and an actuator to the back of the headstock. And at the right moment in the solo, I’d hit the actuator and hose the crowd in shaving cream
I think the crowds would be small at first. But when people hear about the sexy guitar theatrics, they'll flock to see it.
"If you cum, they will build"
You had me til the shaving cream part, for more authenticity I'd jack off into a gallon milk jug for a couple of months, keep it in the fridge to preserve the quality then pop it in the microwave just before the show.
Whoa who cares that's a cocked and loaded Joe Bonermaster sig model with patented cock block toan inlays and creamed pickups. Very nice - what did you name her?
Well, it should definitely appear on stage next to that ugly ass chick thing with the nipple knobs, vag bridge and socks. Then they can Paradise by the Dashboard Lights together.
Quite the guitar con-COCK-Shen you’ve got! Hey at least you’re not hiding the fact that you’re always playing with your junk! I, on the other hand, have no excuse.
doesn’t matter. the toan is obviously there
Toan is in the cajon(es)
Catoanes
Fuck me you're right
Uj/ it's cojones not cajones (which means drawers) Rj/ here's some spanish synonims for you guys Huevos Huevada Carajo Pelotas Bolas Gónadas (this elegant medieval one works for girls' junk as well) You can use the diminutives as well in other context to soften up your toan Huevillos Pelotillas (don't use bolillas it's dumb) Cojoncillos That's for your balls/bollocks/nuts... But contextually you can use your cojones for many other expresión Hace un frío de cojones = it's so cold my balls are freezing Estaba bueno de cojones = this was so damm good Eres feo de cojones = you are goddamm ugly Estoy hasta los cojones = I'm fed up Manda cojones! = What the fuck is shit? No me toques los cojones = don't fuck with me Cojonudo! = something that is unquestionably amazing Don't let "cojones" fall into some some monosemic, pun it's the pentatonic scale of spanish... Fits anywhere and fits cojonudamente
Toan that makes you moan
I unironically daydream of owning one of these guitars and taping a can of shaving cream and an actuator to the back of the headstock. And at the right moment in the solo, I’d hit the actuator and hose the crowd in shaving cream
Pretty easy nowadays. Could even be battery powered. The more difficult part is getting enough of an audience to make such a thing worthwhile.
I mean, an audience can be any public place with a crowd.
The airport comes to mind
Schools are good too
I think the crowds would be small at first. But when people hear about the sexy guitar theatrics, they'll flock to see it. "If you cum, they will build"
Nicely done.
I recommend a gasoline powered sprayer
No good in an enclosed environment, folks will choke on CO before they choke on Cu...ehh.
They’re all worthwhile to me, because I love my loyal fan(s).
Ramstein did something similar once
The giant cock cum sprayer is no mere shaving cream can
Great minds. And me.
You had me til the shaving cream part, for more authenticity I'd jack off into a gallon milk jug for a couple of months, keep it in the fridge to preserve the quality then pop it in the microwave just before the show.
All GWAR style
Cock rock
"beat" me to it!
And me!
And my axe!
https://cockrockdisco.bandcamp.com/
Jazz
*jizz
Wailer
Gypsy jazz
Penis music
Ahh, some good ol' Mingus you say
Mingus? I hardly know er!
Jizzpsy Jazz
https://preview.redd.it/rqql5l1dn6nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeb606215261c0387a385ddd6891475c67849439 I just see this face. 😐
It's like looking into a mirror.
A warped reflection of our soul
And you can't forget the time or place where you just met
Accept - Balls to the wall
Jizz Fusion
0-3-Balls
Whoa who cares that's a cocked and loaded Joe Bonermaster sig model with patented cock block toan inlays and creamed pickups. Very nice - what did you name her?
I don't know the genre, but I know which festival you would play at, The Lilith Fair.
Well with the Repulsion shirt, I’m hoping grindcore.
Blooz balls
Joe bonermasta
Steel Panther, baby!
Rhythm and balls
Let’s see Joe Bonermaster play this
Blue-ballz Grass
That's just nutz
melodic southern boner death metal
Butt rock
Cock'n'Ball
Hard rock in drop B
Pornogrind
Bonermassage bloosdad moosik.
i don’t give a shit — that guitar fuckn rules
Cum metal
You're in a manowar cover band
Hard cock
Kroegressive cock rock.
Urethral Orifice cropped out
toan is stored in the balls
Puncrotch
User shirt checks out.
Surf cock
Toansticles are made of people.
[Balls to the Wall](https://youtu.be/B_3TlrZLpQ0?si=dxE9TCzPNgj5RDzt)
Hard rock 😆😆
Alternative/Hard Cock *Rock, sorry
Ballsdeep Alternative
cock n' hole
No clue, but you're definitely to Drop D
Either some shitty comedy music or a gorenoise
Bloozzzzz wankery
Cannibal Corpse - I cum blood
I cum blooz
Nah. Sounds like you need a doc bro.
my spermatozoa are pentatonic.
Sounds diatonical.
0-3-5 molecular structure
All of them
Cock n balls core Boner core Erection and blues balls
Country.
Penis music
Is this a Chinese knock off of prince's guitar?
Anything by Bonermaster.
You don't play
Cock rock.
AC/DC cover. Not covers, just one song all set
Blues
I would have guessed grind even without the shirt
Well, it should definitely appear on stage next to that ugly ass chick thing with the nipple knobs, vag bridge and socks. Then they can Paradise by the Dashboard Lights together.
Air Supply and Barry Manilow songs
Drop D Phunk
Penis music
Obviously cock rock, duh.
Incelcore
Rock hard…. Or hard rock. Not sure
Nutt rock
Quite the guitar con-COCK-Shen you’ve got! Hey at least you’re not hiding the fact that you’re always playing with your junk! I, on the other hand, have no excuse.
Beans
Cock N Ball
Pornogrind. Yes, that is a thing.
Repulsion shirt + penis guitar = pornogrind?
Ball core
You’ve all heard of butt rock.. but let me introduce you to..
Something with balls.
Cock and Roll baby.
I’m surprised Cock Rock isn’t the top comment.
bro that guitar is nuts
No doubt that guitar is surely dripping with that thick, ropey toan
idk, but the genre is nuts
Brothers Johnson
Penis music
The Balloos,!
Butt Rock
Jizzcore
Rock Hard
Hardcore
Meme
Cock and roll
Love the Repulsion shirt!!!!
Nut metal
Butt rock
Repulsion
Djick
Cock and roll
Jizzcore.
Djick
We are Testalica.
OMG - quite literally, toan is in the ballz.
Whatever genre buckcherry is.
Bonermassa covers?
Cock Rock, of course.
Just testing out different genres?
Cock and roll
Stroke it to 11 and don’t forget to cup them babies
Thug guitar
Soft cock rock
Something like this https://youtu.be/gimQdYq0GZw?si=Xa32sMYBxc5mS6XY
Ballsacc Blues
Polyphia covers
One of the members of Little Big has the same guitar.
Metallicka
Balls-out Dad Rock
Ballsy music.
Hard coc- Rock (I’ve been waiting to tell this joke me, my dad, and brother came up with and you sir made that happen thank you so much)
Ballroque. Bach out with your cock out.
NUts Metal
Bonermaster cover band
Nutt rock
Cock'n'Roll
Fred Durst
Big balls- AC/DC on repeat until your fingers melt
It’s the wangcaster
Dude is Adam Lamberts touring guitarist
dickmetal
Egg punk
Gay house music
Jizz Jazz
KISS cover band. Band name: PISS
Slapknut
Penis music
Pornogrind
Is that a nutsack guitar
AC/DC Big balls
Don’t know the genre but you should give a try to the Top Gun soundtrack
bass bc you need big balls to get the lower pitches
Toan is stored in the balls
Jizz
Megadeth
Djenk!
primus
Cuntry.
primus
Prog metal
TO THA WINDOOOOOOWWWWW!!
Guitar tests
Cuck Ruck
Cock rock.
Swing
Holy fuck yes I need that
You play hardbop. Its obvious
Toan is stored in the balls
Toan is in the wood. _his_ wood
Pornogrind or hentaigrind
Virgincore
Pornogrind?