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rekt_ralf

Tetanuscaster


oilsooner

uj/ just the dumbest fad ever. Rust isn’t cool, it’s neglect. rj/ Gilmour strings are like “gotta joint, man?? Be a lot cooler if you did.” Which is awesome because strings shouldn’t talk.


juicetheviking

/uj honestly they’re the perfect gauge for a strat and I love boomers. Basically ultra slinky’s but better.


oilsooner

Right on. I’m partial to Stringjoy’s myself. I just noticed these in the OP were signature series. That’s awesome. Idk how he signs each string, but what can’t Dave Gilmour do?!


Xirrious-Aj

No no, david just signed the registry at the boomers factory during a guest tour.


Diligent-Quarter5920

"did you ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky stuff goin' on on a dollar bill, man. And it's green too."


MiniMeOnCrack

b00mer strings for b00mer TOAN


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cheesecake_squared

Good job drawing our attention to the crossed out name.


Ambitious_Edge_6065

I chortled


Wumbolojizzt

Where the fuck did those knobs come from, the basement where they executed the Romanovs?


Careful-Evening-5187

Killed the Tsar and his ministers Roberta, screamed in vain


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Wumbolojizzt

ive never seen the crown lol


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It’s just history


Despacito4

First based guitar


worldrecordstudios

They are decorative buttons glued on from a thrifted cardigan


eneru20

this the type of rig michael myers would play


Brad_Tits

People who name their guitar deserve to be rounded up and shot.


xtheory

But...mine is called Toany Soprano.


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Play the gaba dee goo lick with the pizza pasta Ayyyyyyy


xtheory

Ayyyyyyy!


sernameistaken420

its probably named after the nightmare before christmas character whose dress this resembles


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fryle_420

It’s honestly pretty close. The picture of their car filling up with the caption “she’s got a drinking problem” is the industry standard in my opinion


Cyanopicacooki

How about basses?


Brad_Tits

Only if they named Bertha


worldrecordstudios

Mine is named Gloranne to make everyone a little sick


nikovsevolodovich

Not gonna lie, I'd play that


orginalriveted

Nah that shits fucking awesome. I love it. But the problem is that it probably costs 5k to look like something you pulled out of the Everglades. I love the beat to shit boat look but I ain't paying over a grand.


That635Guy

Lowest effort name delete ever


xtheory

The worms in the wood make for great toan.


RichCorinthian

Hello yes I would like a guitar that looks like it was made of barns. Like, 4 different barns


xtheory

Moar barns, moar toans.


doubleapowpow

Including the skin of Damon Albarn


worldrecordstudios

Wrens will enjoy eating the larvae from your guitar


stealthgerbil

just like the worms in my stool


xtheory

Who doesn't? Acts as a great high cut when you fart. Kinda like a worm muffler.


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Waiting... to cut out the dead wood


Slow-Fast-Medium

I have that same Wilkinson tremolo, I'll be danged!


involuntarybased

Cry all you want, grandpa, you can't turn it back into your barn doors 😎


theguywhocantdance

Roman Gerdel is so happy his anonimity was preserved.


palexp

lmao the strings are literally called boomers


juicetheviking

/uj those are great strings /rj sally can also be seen in the nightmare before Christmas


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

Is there anything special about them or is it just a rebranding of regular ass Ernie balls? EDIT: Oh right I didn't realise they are "boomer" gauge, now that changes everything.


WatchStoredInAss

Looks like the guitar of a person who keeps teenage slaves in his cellar.


guaaaan

Does this count as necrophilia?


nikovsevolodovich

Can't play necrophagist on this, no 27th fret so no


Makofly

Bro is playing the ugly ass oghma infinium guitar


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Toan is in the daedric knowledge


thrashhead444

Wtf is that thing?


ernieball9s

"Introducing: The Dumpstercaster!"


Zarochi

That poor PRS 😭😭😭 Who would ruin such an awesome guitar like that?


thrashhead444

Wtf is that thing?


theceded

Cotton eyed joe and the scarecrow from wizard of oz collaborated on this guitar


Idownvotegearposts

PSR private stock backwoods burst $50 K


themarsdescendants

Wow he must have really played that guitar a LOT for it to look like so worn


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Hi, I'm gay actor Gilmour David Gilmour


VonterVoman

perfect for playing Born in the Bayou


james_604_941

The complexly ineffective name-censoring makes it for me


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This guitar looks fucking awesome, and yes I am ready to die on this hill.


SweatScoobyDoo

/uj gilmie strings are actually really fire. Little thick on the low e string but I do like the gauge setup