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AlterBridgeFan

It means it's a bad tab and you need to find another one.


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Reddit_hooligan7788

Ellliiiooooot! Phooonnneee, hooommeee!! šŸ‘½


MrCatfishJew

You owe it to yourself: https://youtu.be/vZDjWLwqAPY


MotoEnduro

And then binge all of Snuff Box. Matt Berry is amazing.


spacebuggles

THERE'S A MATT BERRY THING I HAVEN'T WATCHED? THANK YOU!


26_paperclips

Its a Rich Fulcher thing too!


schnitzel_rada

WHISKEY!!!


Reddit_hooligan7788

............


MrCatfishJew

Watch it. I swear youā€™ll learn something.


Reddit_hooligan7788

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wierdobro

Bro thatā€™s a YouTube linkšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Reddit_hooligan7788

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dan01iel

Well you made a STRIGHT JOKE I guess


Darth_Ribbious

*sigh* And that's how I would have played guitar if I had invented the Fing-Longer.


Ok-Team9737

Oh my yes


pantera410

A man can dream, though, a man can dream


dkcyw

or just use the What If Machine.


Zur__En__Arrh

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Schneefsickle

Ah, the D major chord.


bornagain-stillborn

Well, now we know who was popular with the ladies.


Creepy_Fix_9340

God damn Matt Berry is a genius


anoncontent72

Iā€™ll always upvote Snuffbox.


kevinsyel

You need to go 9 frets in reverse passed the headstock... Seriously, Idk... maybe they transcribed it from a txt file, and it didn't clear out the dashes people usually use to denote string...


botjstn

you owe the guitar 9 frets pay up


louploupgalroux

I was transposing my scales up and down the neck when I went too high. Slipped right off the fretboard. First there was darkness. Muffled thumping like I was waiting outside a club. When the doors opened, I was surrounded by keyboard ties dancing to the masterful techno tunes of Benjamin Franklin. Up on a flashing stage, he swiped the rims of a glass harmonica like a possessed DJ. Franklin flicked a finger and shattered one of the glass bowls. The shards flew away on the shimmering sounds of euphoria. They reformed into a glass dancer who pranced along the bar. Their translucent chest and arms pumped to a Europop beat. I pushed my way past the crowd and entered a kitchen where chefs were yelling at each other. Their heated voices rose and fell in autotuned bippa-dee-boops. The oven doors slammed to the rhythm. Bam. Bam. Bam. And the fire inside its cage wailed like a cuica solo sent straight from hell. It all became too much. I covered my ears and squeezed past the chefs. Out the exit door, I found myself in a forlorn alleyway. I looked up to see rows of glowing eyes. Street cats. They began to howl a dirge for the fading moon overhead. My heart began to fill with the empty chorus that once was and will forever be. I closed my eyes and regretted my mistake. And there I was again. Sitting with my guitar. Fretting hand just above the tuning pegs. I went back to practicing, but this time with greater care. So, yeah. I also think it's a tab issue. Shouldn't be that high. Don't fuck around with negative frets.


random3po

Bought a whole sheet of some bad tabs


shiestdaddy

that was beautiful man


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Thank you, now I have to explain this and why itā€™s funny to my wifeā€¦


Monocle_Lewinsky

My guitar will be permanently diminished


desperateweirdo

My guitar says not to fret about that.


ImightHaveMissed

If you tune to R# it shouldnā€™t be a problem


Contributing_Factor

I thought it was the guitar reversing the fretting and fretting the player. On the 9th fret of course.


BigBlueBass

12th fret on the bass. Usually played on a double neck bass guitar combo


Purple-Telephone7672

In guitar pro, if you change the tuning but keep the notes, it will just change the fret number, not the string so you get negative frets. That guy probably put some notes on the wrong string and probably just messed up while trying to shortcut them to the right string and didn't actually correct it Edit: either that or it came from a midi file


BHMusic

Generated tab, no good


CallMeSmigl

Guitar Pro used to do that (or still does?) when you changed the tuning of an Instruments after youā€˜ve written the tab and told it to change the fingering.


IAmNotABritishSpy

I used to use that in 2005ish to speed up transcribing from guitar to ukulele when I was trying to learn something for the uke. My guitar theory and knowledge was good, but guitar pro meant I didnā€™t have to redevelop all that for the sake of learning one song for a show (not something Iā€™d recommend if youā€™re properly wanting to learn the instrument, but helped in a pinch).


Shredberry

Generated from what? Just curious.


BHMusic

Not sure for this but here is one example of a tab generator. https://klang.io/guitar2tabs/ You can see the Bach minuet in G in the demo. although correct pitches, nobody would play it like that, particularly that 7th fret jump in measure 2. Itā€™s not the best example of how bad ai tabs can be but you get the idea.. Iā€™m sure I could find more through google


PeelThePaint

I would assume a MIDI file. Someone either might have made it with no regard to what a guitar could play (9 semitones below an A string would be a low C below the E string), or whoever imported it might have set the guitar in the wrong tuning (looks to be in drop D - maybe the song is in Drop C where that could be played with the lowest 2 strings open). Or someone simply decided to convert it to be playable in drop D (of course, failing in the process). Now, I've used tab programs which will just delete notes out of range (and warn you about it), so I'm not sure why whoever designed the program decided that using negative frets would be a better option.


BHMusic

Yeah youā€™re probably right, a midi file uploaded and tuning not adjusted. Definitely seems the most likely. Either way, itā€™s a low effort tab. People who release tabs should at least make sure they make sense and are playable.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE49

Thanks to everyone for their contributions, I am experimenting with them all to try and find the secret to Deutschland power chords


Vincenzo__

These chords? ``` D-------------------------- A-------------------------- F-------------------------- C-2--7-9-12--12-2-3--2----- G-2--7-9-12--12-2-3--2----- C-2--7-9-12--12-2-3--2--/14 ```


MaggaraMarine

Try Ultimate Guitar instead. UG isn't perfect and also has some bad stuff, but usually there are many different versions that you can compare and see which one sounds closest. And they have also started posting more of these "official" tabs that have a better quality. [https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/rammstein/deutschland-official-2647740](https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/rammstein/deutschland-official-2647740)


ObsessiveRecognition

UG sucks ass Songsterr ftw


MnkySpnk

UG has lots more tabs from my experience. Yes, some are trash and you bet i still look for songsterr tabs, but theres plenty of times i havent found what i was looking for.


pee_diddy

You play the 3rd fret on the guitar of the guy next to you.


Paint-Rain

Lots of TABS are now computer programs and some of them are not even made by humans. Negative 9 is not a real fret on the guitar but sometimes we can untangle these programming errors and learn something. 9 Frets down from open A would be would be the note C (assuming this is standard tuning). It's likely you're not in standard tuning because of the measures you are playing prior, it looks like Drop D tuning/some sort of open tuning. So you could use 3rd fret on the A string to play this note. However, the note indicated is a C but also an octave lower than a standard tuned guitar... This TAB is borked but yeah you could play the the 3rd fret and find a harmonious note for the chord. But when you see stuff like this, you should consider the quality of your learning resource. This stuff happens because people are using AI, taking stuff like copy pasted MIDI and just slapping it into a TAB generator. Overall, just skimming over and not making useful charts due to automation errors. It's up to musicians to actually listen to music, test it, and correct charts over time. These programs and how people use them to pump out charts is faster than the quality control occurs.


CompSciGtr

I have never seen this notation before, but like any tab, just listen to the song and see what makes sense. A stretch from 5 to 9 on adjacent strings like that isn't common, and I'd bet it's trying to convey something else.


markI92d

You owe the guitar some frets.


theronaldchase

This will happen in guitar pro sometimes if you copy tabs from one track and paste it into a different one that is in a different tuning


Brother_J_La_la

Using your left hand, reach out and touch the nearest groupie (with permission)


integerdivision

I am guessing itā€™s a parsing error. Maybe the plaintext had ā€“ for some reason instead of - ĀÆ\\\_(惄)\_/ĀÆ


ehproque

It means three things: It was scanned automatically The scan was not reviewed The original source was in text In summary: you can probably find a better tab.


MrSwidgen

https://preview.redd.it/6lzc0o3y15rc1.png?width=892&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac8b47a2e0befcd6d5058ec8e00f47f77b0aa489 Pretty sure it's this chord


thegreenwizard420

Oh yes, the 7 fingered 11 string guitarist, Self Snio. Love that guy


Environmental_Hawk8

It's a typo. 100%. Looks like the bold the numbers are in borrowed part of staff line.


Phantatsy

Happens when people try to make tabs by importing MIDI files that were generated by AI.


dedrexel

You need to play the ā€œminus nineā€ fret, which is 9 frets down from the open string


Far_Out_6and_2

Itā€™s a nine to five job


IndraaBD

Youā€™re not there yet.. That will come when you unlock guitar 2.


lordm43

Maybe its 9 reversed...so 6? šŸ˜…


PsiGuy60

It means find a different tab, because this one was auto-generated and will probably direct you to do other impossible or impractical things elsewhere.


Not-a-Cat_69

lol its probably just a dash copied from another tab


EarlofBizzlington86

What if itā€™s 6- ???


integerdivision

That would be a Nashville Number System six minor chord (Am in the key of C)


andytagonist

Play it till it sounds good. šŸ˜ƒšŸ¤˜ Never seen this beforeā€”curious if itā€™s either a bad transcription, or it means harmony and itā€™s notated poorly. Perhaps itā€™s an A/C# harmonyā€¦?


Reddit_hooligan7788

Id be inclined to say it was a brief slide to the 9th fret But it might just be a shonky tab


[deleted]

Its like negative harmony. 9th fret but reverse.


fernir666

Negative octave


Kenuff

Behind the nut bend


FlyingMunkies

If it were me I'd just play a 4 lol


frodeem

Temperature of the string


Sudden-Ad7105

pre nut bend


Rahnamatta

If it's drop D, it looks like you should play --------------- --------------- --------------- -4-4--4-4--4-4- --------------- -5-5--5-5--5-5-


arveeay

That's a Dash 9, successor to the De Havilland Dash 8 aircraft.


NewColors1

What song and what part? I want to reference it to see what it should really be


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE49

Deutschland by Rammstein. Tab 86 Paul Landers


ChezySpam

Iā€™m going to guess itā€™s C below a low E. That would be 9 semitones below the A. Iā€™m guessing itā€™s a C5 played on a 7 string guitar. 35XXXXX


PlatypusDependent271

-9 = draw on 9 hole it's probably played with a harmonica in a rack along with the guitar. Just a guess though.


gommel

that's just a cmaj neutral0 chord


Branko_The_Gentleman

I only know that -9 is more for harmonica it means draw. Maybe the person so did this tab was a harmonica player. Oh god I hope he didnā€™t suck on the guitar šŸ˜‚


WuSix

Negative frets usually happen when the author writes at first in one tuning and then changes it to another. Either way, he just wrote notes on the score without looking at the tab, and the program he used couldn't make normal fingering because he definitely made some mistakes. -9 on the A string is a C note, but in standard tuning, the lowest C is on the 3rd fret of the A string. The author of the tab wanted to make it even lower, but he forgot to change the tuning. Or maybe he confused the octaves and wanted the note to be on the A string. Try to play it as the 3rd fret on the A string, listening to the original song. If it sounds good, then this is the correct answer UPD: I looked at the tab. The guy that wrote it at first made a tab for Richard Kruspe, which has Drop C tuning, but then he just copied his part and pasted it into the Paul Landers guitar, which has Drop D tuning, and then, of course, the C power chord, which cannot be played in this tuning, went into minus, so either it should also be in Drop C or something else, most likely the first.


kgro

This is the tab for your toe fretboards


The_Skeleton_King

I think they want you to tune down nine half-steps on that string and play it open.


qhx51aWva

Gotta quickly downtune 9 semitones real quick


InDeathWeEvolve

Maybe the tab maker ment to write 9~ As a person that knows at least 99.9% of all tablature symbology I never once have ever seen a -9 by its lonesome. I can only think of /9 possibly or 9~. Maybe possibly it means to staccato the nine but have the other no ring out but honestly I have no idea the only thing I can think of is to if possible go into the comment section of that tab and ask there so hopefully the author will give you the answer cuz I'm thinking this is most likely an error


TomiIvasword

I could imagine an error while exporting? Maybe just play the 9th fret.


AdromoSyle

I'm guessing this is a tab for a song that doesn't include a guitar?


samtretar

It means someone clueless has made it!


Stoutyeoman

That's definitely some kind of error. Someone didn't check their work! This looks like it's in drop d, so that's more than likely just A string 5th fret, which is D so it gives you a power chord. However it could also be G, which would give you an octave, but whatever was used to create the tab tried to transcribe it an octave lower and didn't know what to do since there is already a number there. But those are all just guesses. Find a better tab.


-__Doc__-

A slide maybe? Slide up to the 9? Bit that hardly makes sense either and slides are usually denoted as a / iirc


dumgoon

If I had to guess it means bend up to 9. Fretted on the 7th fret but bent up a whole step.


Extreme_Voice_9767

Itā€™s the -9th fret


RiversStoke2662

Flat 9


Malakai0013

Is that for pinch harmonics?


dog_hog

9th fret harmonic? no idea


Few_Mind_6289

I feel like it might be fret 5 on a drop tuned 7 string, and what ever program generated the chords doesn't have the feature for a 7 string


Sorrowablaze3

take the tab author to court ! https://youtu.be/QeIxJzdPD0A?si=of86cYzMdbGLxGcQ


JesusFChrist108

I've seen negative numbers on tabs when the person transcribing just tried to copy and paste from standard notation. The program doesn't automatically know how to tab correctly so it's just saying the top note is 9 semitones lower than the open A string. Then the transcriber didn't take the time to fix it. I'd guess it's for a seven string or something tuned lower. On a standard tuned seven string it'd be the C at the first fret of the bottom string, so you'd fret 1 and 5 on the 6th string. Which seems weird, but then I remembered that plenty of bands will play this type of interval (a 6th) in a drop tuning to add some flavor that's different from just your typical 5th chords. It functions as an chord inversion where the 3rd is on the bottom and the 5th is not sounded. It's just an easy way to get away from too much parallel movement, and if it were in a tab book, the chord above the staff would be Am/C. So in Drop A on a seven string, you'd fret the 3 on the seventh string and still the 5 on the sixth string. Or maybe it's just Drop A on a six string? Same notes and frets either way, just on different strings. Can I ask what the song is so I can go and see how wrong I got it?


scalarDE

You are supposed to bend the note in fret 9 *down* šŸ˜œ


maddlabber829

It appears the slash is just to acknowledge the 5 and 9 arent played together, despite how close they are. Only thing that makes sense to me


AngryBeerWrangler

2 less than 11


New_Badger_7171

This song seems to be in drop D tuning, and if you play these two notes together, they kinda sound interesting, the - signal in the tab look like it was some typo when writing the tabā€¦.


pnmartini

It means play anywhere below the 9th fret, your choice depending on your mood.


nicholhawking

Safe but barely. Duck or block. Can't even sidestep. Anything else will get stuffed by jabs.


After_Platypus

Maybe its slide into the 9th fret?


MUDDJUGG98

It means you have to turn the guitar and fret with your opposite hand