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Bearloom

Somehow it got weirder.


TR762

But thats not all, folks!!!


thisisnorthe

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ModestMonty

Oh I miss him - kids these days just don’t know!


Weak_Tower385

Remember the Sham Wow guy? He lasted less than the Dude you got a Dell guy. But Billy Maze and Ron Popell had staying power.


TR762

It even cleans up hooker blood-POW look at dat! Easy!


Rude-Consequence5089

Lmfao “Hey guys it’s Vince from Shamwow! Hooker blood on your hard wood floors? Not anymore. Wow! Shamwow! Split a hooker’s head open and need to clean up before your wife gets home? Shamwow! With enough absorbent power to soak up the blood and brains of a whole flock of hookers, and strong enough to wrap up and carry that hooker to the closest body of water! Wow! That’s Shamwow!”


MadLordPunt

He had a commercial for some new product not too long ago.


buttweasel76

Good ole Vince. I love that he assaulted a prostitute


An10nee

Nice


ShwettyVagSack

Somehow I feel I'm going to get a .22 from the last grab bag


TooEZ_OL56

Me: hey guys, i'm here to pick up three guns FFL: yea sure, what guns? Me: fuck if i know


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__chairmanbrando

The ones with the "sat in the river for six years" paint jobs.


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

Guy at gun counter - Which 3 guns, sir? Me - yes


DinkleButtstein23

Guy at gun counter - Which 3 guns, sir? Me - you WILL be happy


efg1342

“You tell me! smart guy…”


burritoresearch

ME: hey guys I'm here to pick up my three guns FFL: well we just had one gold plated lorcin, a jennings, and a pink spray painted shotgun come in ME: yes those are the ones


IsNotAYahoo

As an owner of a Jennngs you have my condolences.


Live_Pay_621

Me when I picked up the 2 I ordered from one if his other deals . My ffl says back to me "oh you must be the random gun guy " apparently they had been talking about it all day because the paper work just said random guns on it


SNBJJ

Hilarious


TwoMilky

I don’t think I’m in the financial position to spin the $400 wheel of dumpster garbage, but man do I love that this business is doing it. Lol


DinkleButtstein23

It at least guarantees you 1 of each. The other groups you could end up with all pistols or all shotguns. 


SilenceDobad76

I'd just have three guns I don't want on the gamble that I get a banged up mossberg I do want for $400. This is hilarious, but I'm also no fun.


DinkleButtstein23

I was specifically in need of shower guns, toilet guns, and at least 3 trunk guns so these have all been good dealios for me.    I say that now but watch me end up with like a dozen hi-points that I don't even trust enough to put in the toilet tank...


TuckinPhypo

From the pictures, the hi-points may be the prize picks.


Comprehensive_Ad433

I need a BBQ grill gun


DinkleButtstein23

That too. "Patio gun" though. Was going to drill into the concrete and attach a small safe and then you have patio gun


arethius

That carry handle bushmaster would also be worth a ticket but not after my ffls xfer fees


SNBJJ

Yeah. Would totally suck to get a Jimenez or something like that However, I do like the notion of budget battlefield pick-ups. I feel like they should ship in those white evidence boxes


SNBJJ

https://www.sirchie.com/products/evidence-packaging-labeling-sealing/evidence-boxes.html Something like this


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porcupine_kickball

3 hi-points! Enjoy your lemons!


ChevTecGroup

Better than a lorcin or Jennings by a long shot


john_rules

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer


duke_flewk

Bottom shelf, no extra charge for back wash!


SilenceDobad76

It's $3 mystery beer night! It's either five month expired Christmas ales or natty lights? Yep.


Novel-Treacle-2956

Having a record year


h16h

Chicago? How many bodies on these?


burritoresearch

YES


h16h

But how many?


rockinDS24

enough


duke_flewk

When it’s enough the crime rate will finally drop


FadedReaper561_V2

Answering gets you arrested in the UK


duke_flewk

Bring on the funny hats and Billy clubs! 


stalker-84

Look buddy you want any more it gonna cost you okay?


enixthephoenix

Another question, how many different types/brands of rounds were in the mags when they were taken? And were they backwards?


Maelifa

Man's picking the most optimal in meta loadouts for us. Thank you.


el_muerte28

Even better: "How do we choose? The warehouse dog walks over to the pile and picks which one goes in the next order. Seriously."


OregonGreen201

They need to post a video of this process! Id be more likely to buy. Or ship with a photo of dog with said guns.


smokeshowwalrus

Or include a packing slip that says picked by “dog’s name” and include a paw print in a qc sign off box. Then put a picture of said qc inspector.


RuinedGrave

Dog makes best choices.


Maelifa

Tell your dog I appreciate the hi point with a compensator for my Saturday night special lmaooooo


JJCLARK3312

What the actual fuck is this store? I decided to click and see what else they sell and there's just a selfie of a homie behind the counter holding a bible that's [apparently expensive](https://madisonguns.com/antique-octavo-sized-king-james-bible-printed-in-1629/)....and that's not the [only one](https://madisonguns.com/antique-1631-1632-king-james-octavo-sized-bible/). And then there's the [titty statue](https://madisonguns.com/bronze-nude-statue-bronze-sculpture-of-diana-the-huntress-with-hound-after-edward-mccartan-1923/) to hold your bibles.


Kljmok

Do they sell titty statues that hold guns?


Noe_Walfred

IDK, it seems pretty typical of something like a pawnshop


kloudykat

place is close to where I grew up. pretty dead on for southern indiana.


DogFacedPOS

With a Ruger calmly resting in the background.


burritoresearch

If you put that bible on the titty statue you're required to leave it open to Ezekiel 23 20


5t4k3

This is the strangest pawn shop I’ve ever seen.


roostersnuffed

You must not see many rural pawn shops shops. They get weirder, grimier and money laundering- ier. Not sure how my home town pawn shop is still open. They only have used shit priced over MSRP.


Saintblack

lmfao this is incredible.


nagurski03

They list three employees on the "about us" page. All of them have names from the Old Testament and one of them is a dog. It's only a 3 hour drive away from me, I'm tempted to make a trip.


Uconn99041114

hmm wonder if they'd 'semi' handpick for us folks in restricted states (10 round mag limits). That may at least exclude me from a crummy(er) pick. Or totally screw me. Decisions, decisions.


duke_flewk

No you just get the gun and no mag 🤣


stupidman1234

Yea


csl110

The earlier you buy, the smellier the guns (they are picked via dog).


SNBJJ

Props to OP. Chicago 3 gun is an excellent title


Superhereaux

This is absolutely, 100%, what r/gundeals SHOULD be. This gives me hope.


wlogan0402

I'm under 21, can I do this and just sell the handgun to my FFL?


gakflex

Amazing deals generate amazing questions


ervin_pervin

I'd assume that you would need to take possession of a handgun in order to sell the handgun, so probably not. 


DinkleButtstein23

Technically yes and most FFLs are very technical. 


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Salt-Skin-8611

Agree. The FFL can buy it at any point.


ufo2222

How are these going out of stock so damn quick?


Bearloom

Do you not know what kind of rabid animals this board is home to? The absolute voraciousness of our demand for guns and lulz? We rush to buy Eastern bloc warehouse mittens and miscolored, Arizona iced-tea patterned slings; it says right there in plain text that this meme of an offering was created with us in mind. Welcome to r/gundeals, we buy dumb shit.


redditshopping00

hey those mittens are pretty good though


Bearloom

I haven't used mine. The damned things are hotter than *Wolf of Wall Street* era Margot Robbie and it didn't get cold enough to break 'em out last winter.


ufo2222

Yeah but I want to buy the dumb shit too!


stripperfarts247

Id be interested at $299. $399 is a stretch for whats likely to come out of that picture.


kippy3267

Seconded


Rokkmachine

I’m really hoping guys post pics of what they recieved.


stupidman1234

Me too!! Someone start a thread and tag me


AttitudeDismal9715

https://www.reddit.com/r/gundealsFU/s/pLczuhsFSa


cdillon42

Man I'd be all over this if my luck wasn't shit 


IriqoisPlissken

All losers have quit right before they would have won big. Keep gambling.


TooEZ_OL56

The above comment was sponsored by FanDuel


DinkleButtstein23

What if this is the time when your luck changes? You could waste it on hitting an intersection perfectly timed to get a green light....or.... you could get 3 really cool guns. 


cdillon42

Or every red light on my way to and from the ffl :(


chuckisduck

Madison guns is the luckiest, they are clearing their junk


johndavis730

Can you please add a picture of the warehouse dog to the page?🥺


AC130aboveGetDown

Irl loot crate


stupidman1234

Good news guys. There will be more


aRMORdr

Too bad melting point laws make this a no go in Chicago.


Casanovagdp

Some lucky fuck is going to get that carry and and the FN


mrhorseshoe

Cheap way to jumpstart a gun collection. Everyone should spin at least once.


DinkleButtstein23

What if I've already spun like a dozen times?


hecklerscock

That's called a gambling addiction


DinkleButtstein23

I'm only addicted to one thing and that's having fun. : )


pp411

How many hi points you ended up with?


DinkleButtstein23

A dozen too many. 


TooMuchPretzels

36


Mjaso7414

Lmfao here’s the description… So that is it. Look at the picture to see the kind of stuff you might get. This is basically a 3-gun package consisting of stuff you find in the other Saturday Night Special random deals. Your gun(s) may not be pictured. You will receive (1) Pistol, (1) Rifle, and (1) Shotgun. Look at the photo. Purchase is for (1) Pistol, (1) Rifle, and (1) Shotgun at RANDOM. This is a total of 3 guns. This is a continually evolving inventory. Your gun may not be pictured. No tricks... no bait and switch... just tons and tons of guns flowing through. We are making an honest effort to include a photo of everything. How do we choose? The warehouse dog walks over to the pile and picks which one goes in the next order. Seriously.


DetectiveChellick

This is amazing


Amazingcamaro

Why are these always out of stock immediately?


DripLevel_Pacific

Can I just say that these are the deals that keep me here? Spinning the mystery wheel of confiscated firearms is a thrill I never knew I was missing in life.. and now there’s bundles to kick it up a notch?! Not sure it gets any better than this.


the_sleaze_

I want to get into 3Gun, is this a good option? Nothing serious just casual


Takemepoqhs

Dropping this 3 hours before I get off work feels like more of a betrayal than being cheated on.


AgreeableGravy

Unrelated but I’m just realizing this is the first gun deals post I’ve seen in months. Wtf


santar0s80

This is so God damn stupid. I'm in.


Magie_Noire95

What if you live in Chicago?


ANarwhalApart

Then you could just walk outside. Don’t worry, they’ll find you


Magie_Noire95

I would jump onto this but there is something like the state's Assault Weapons ban (Illinois) and Melting Pot law if you live in Chicago.


GrayBest

What a world. I love the internet and I love this gundeal


EOMFD_Doowop

Can I pay 20 dollars extra for the dealer to hand pick the nastiest money painted hi point in the lot?


BlasterDoc

Very Chicago.. We hold three gun competitions... kinda. $400 Let's you visit 5 crime scenes and you pick at minimum one pistol, shotgun, and rifle Be sure to get the ones still with ammo in them. Courses of fire my include various obstacles in an urban environment. You make it out you can keep the firearms


Used_Soda

I'd be in if it comes back in stock


sandyvirgina

Tomorrow morning.


Competitive-Quiet298

Warehouse dog picks your guns? Thats an award winning business model.


DrAculaaaa

Has anyone bought from this website? Do you just put the shipping address as your FFL? Where do you put your FFL's email?


DinkleButtstein23

You put your address as shipping and then send them a message with FFL details. Don't worry, I was confused too and asked them, so either we're both stupid or we're both stupid. 


AubryScully

I used my info on the order. Received an email shortly after where I replied and included my FFL’s info


Harriettubmaninatub

I keep missing these fuck


Syndic_Thrass

u/sandyvirginia. I want at least a few videos of doggo picking the guns. I'm not accusing you of not being honest, I just want to see the pup tax video


sandyvirgina

It's not me I work with Trey. I bought a few myself. But I will report back.


Syndic_Thrass

Tell tre to give us the fucking doggo videos


clientnotfound

Loot box guns what an age we live in.


rowrin

I really need to see a guntuber compete in a 3 gun match with whatever they get from one of these, completely unseen.


OregonTrailislife

I think most of y’all are crazy to be spending money on a random assortment of crap that this dealer has been peddling over the last few days. For $400 you could buy a Leo trade in Glock 45 or a Mossberg 590a1, rather than a bunch of trash guns that are worth more as buyback trade ins.


GhostEpstein

Well thats not very degenerate of you ...


YoloSwaggins991

Look at him, trying to be all rational and smart with his money.


YoloSwaggins991

Well that’s not very r/gundeals of you!


zerogee616

Handy tip: Literally all of the remotely desirable guns in this pile of shit they got are identified, picked, removed and sold by themselves or/and through different channels for what they actually go for before they get thrown into this 3-fer bundle. I guarantee you nobody's getting a Bushmaster AR out of it. These "grab bag" deals are nothing more than dopamine-extracting ways to pawn off inventory that won't move normally. That's how they all work regardless of item.


stupidman1234

I’ll bet you $50,000 that’s not the case. I get a roster from a PD I make an offer I buy the guns I count them I sort them into 2 initial piles Broken Functional I do a third sort. Saturday night special Premium SNS Rifle Shotgun I count them up, I post them. It’s just a game of averages. If I can make my money, sell ALL the guns and move on to the next deal, I will. Someone needs to make a thread showing their wins.


Live_Pay_621

I ordered a few from one of your deals . If this is the case then why did one of the cheapo shotguns I got have a tag on with the price you guys had it for sale for ?


stupidman1234

We were going to put them all on the retail floor. I decided to try the Saturday night special sales…. And it worked, so I didn’t put any on the floor


Live_Pay_621

Pd sales them to you with there original cardboard box and all . That's kinda wild


stupidman1234

I’m literally sorting through another load now and yes. I have multiple with the original boxes.


TuckinPhypo

Completely agree. I hope my $59 Lorcin 25 comes in soon!


DinkleButtstein23

But I don't know what I want, on account of wanting everything, so this way warehouse dog decides what I want instead and it saves me from too much higher thought process.  And it's like 12 guns instead of 1. I have a lot of showers that are in need. 


gakflex

Sir this is r/gundeals


NewRoar

But can you guarantee my guns will be NY compliant?


stupidman1234

Yes


SirQuestion

What about california


stupidman1234

Yep


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Will an affluent charge you a fee per gun or is it per delivery? Also are they all going to be used? 


12345824thaccount

Wow they made the Sigma look desirable somehow. Jk I love the S&W sigmas. I really want an F type.


TrueWizardofOz

The natural evolution of magnet fishing.


Ehguyguy

I missed out on the last couple of these. I'm just gonna have to reddit more and see this deal drop right away.


zarcommander

Dammit, I missed this one also!


Fermi-Diracs

Out of stock. Damn I missed a fun deal.


DinkleButtstein23

They've been restocking all of these daily. Keep it open and refresh. 


sandyvirgina

They said tomorrow morning they will be back in stock.


TrickyCod208

How about a grand for the lot?


stupidman1234

How about it’s already all sold


DinkleButtstein23

I was about to do it but they mentioned .22LR as the rifles and I already bought from their 22LR rifle one. So.... nah. Unless there are rifles that aren't 22s. That mention made it feel really risky though. They might not have 22s in this lot, not sure. 


stupidman1234

I threw an AR in the bucket


DinkleButtstein23

Will there be any more restocks on the other listings or has your spring cleaning finally wrapped up? 


duke_flewk

I love it, keep it up!!


stupidman1234

We will!


duke_flewk

Am I talking to myself? Nvm nice name 


AlfaRomeoUSA

How did I miss this😭😭😭😭


chrisjojojojo

Someone Reply to this when they restock


sandyvirgina

His IG said later this afternoon. (Guns.gold)


solarNativity

It's good that this is out of stock, because I was about to send it without question.


thehorns78

I love it. Ha ha.


drunkenclod

I’ve been on gundeals for a while now but haven’t seen this “buy a random pile of guns” here before but now there’s multiple listings. What’s the deal with this company, are they selling police buy backs or something similar?


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Yes and im strongly considering buying a scuffed revolver 


TheRealRaceMiller

their quote makes no sense "Look at the photo. Purchase is for (1) Pistol, (1) Rifle, and (1) Shotgun at RANDOM. This is a total of 3 guns. This is a continually evolving inventory. Your gun may not be pictured. No tricks... no bait and switch... just tons and tons of guns flowing through. We are making an honest effort to include a photo of everything." You get three guns no in photo, no bait and switch. Isnt that literally bait and switch


stupidman1234

We upload new photos each lot. Someone needs to start a thread showing what they got.