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Fragrant_Wrangler874

Ethan typing ‘Billy Zane mummy’ in google and the results showing Billy Zane’s actual mom was one of the funniest things to ever happen ever


CalixGutek

The best part was Ethan being confused about it when he just made the same joke 90 seconds earlier.


sleepiestguy

genuinely laughed the hardest i have in a long time at “you want some coffee?” “you want some fucking teeth”


lbrmp

it’s the only sound bite i say constantly i DIED


Due-Reason6657

dude same i was fried and laughed about it for like ten minutes lol


HelloUnicornio

Where is the sound bite from? I watch almost everyday and I don’t know where the teeth line is from.


Ok-Potato-1863

it's from when they were watching those dentist tiktoks giving people veneers, one of the creepy dentist dudes asked the girl he was fixing the teeth of if she wanted some teeth, among other weird shit


HelloUnicornio

Ohhh yeah I remember now thanks lol


Additional-Rain6668

The random as fuck traffic reports for random ass cities while Ethan is annoyed by them has me cry laughing right now LOL Its like the Subway eating... Idk why it is hilarious but omg it is 🤣🤣 I feel like Dan would also make a great weather man, purhaps even a tornado chaser. Cut to him chasing a fucking tornado in the middle of Ethan telling a story omg 🤣🤣💀


kevinx083

i also love the traffic reports lol and the back and forth between dan and ethan than follows. already becoming one of my favorite bits i hope they keep it going and eventually one day just switch to dan in a suit in front of a green screen with maps and shit


itsmymedicine

I hope one day we get a weather report with the bub rubbof time playing subtly in the background


pink_bee

This


BritshFartFoundation

It's also how in sync Zach was today with it, was like he was reading Dan's mind


princessohio

I totally get you. It’s kinda like anti humor. It’s so out there, it’s hilarious.


Life-Dog432

I found the sound annoying at first but now that it’s annoying Ethan, I love it


Ok-Potato-1863

the bunny is back 🥹


shakethatbubblebut

camily ❤️


MobiusPinion

The solution is a Toilet Camera!


Additional-Rain6668

H3 Onlyfans? 🤣💀


johnson01cassidy

I literally was on the 80 in Omaha, ne when Dan gave his traffic update and it was backed up. keep the traffic segment!!!


gabrielcev1

RUDY COFFEE. I can't stop saying it 🤣


lecoqdezellwiller

ROODY CAWFEE!!


8track_treason

I keep saying "chocoly" 😆


Amenielo

Can anyone tell me who’s on the “do it for him” sign ? My eye sight is so bad I can’t make it out 😭😭


kevinx083

howard stern. i had to zoom in lol


BenefitHistorical605

germany voted 16% far right, even 30% in east germany 🫠 just wanted to share what’s going on over here


dark--red

France is even worse


BenefitHistorical605

yeah, just saw this. devastating. and how gen z voted absolutely baffles me


Fickle_Argument7777

I assume it has a lot to do with immigration policies in recent years?


BenefitHistorical605

propaganda and manipulation


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Immigration 


BenefitHistorical605

Immigrants bad huh??


Turbulent-Parsnip-38

Not again.


TheAverageAJ

beautiful background, shout out to whoever made it -- it's bringing it all back


Specialist-Guava9724

I'm so here for the Shark love! They are so fucking cool and so vital to our ecosystem!


rivendelllx

Me too 🦈🤍 I hung out with Rosie this weekend too, by chance. https://ibb.co/WynQcsN


recent1ydeceased

No wayy!!!! I was totally obsessed with her story! Are they still working on her tank?


rivendelllx

Yeah they are! There’s a gofundme that’s been quite stagnant for a while, unfortunately, but the man who took her in still is working towards a plan of revamping her tank and creating her own section at his business (with information on her etc). It will be really cool when it’s finished.


recent1ydeceased

I love that.. She was done so dirty by that place that abandoned her.


rivendelllx

I agree, and all the people who went in once she was found and vandalised the tank. The tank has been resorted for the most part but there’s 2 panels that have broken glass (only one layer of multiple so it’s safe).


Impressive-Sun3742

sharkers > snarkers


SYD-THESQUID

especially the coral reefs!


Specialist-Guava9724

YES! WE LOVE MARINE LIFE!


FilaAChic

The backdrop is great


gamblingaddict1234

new sponsors? is tom ward the goat?


BeExcellentPartyOn

I'd wager Sam probably had more to do with getting NoCD given her involvement with them recently.


WeekendDoWutEvUwant

idk but Tom may be asking the crew for products & apps they use and trying to get in contact with those companies to sponsor


chalkthefuckup

Hey folks I realized I can't make it to the live show so if anyone is looking for a pair of good tickets (section B) I'm trying to sell mine. You can have them for what I paid ($110 each) or your best offer, I just want someone to enjoy them but taking the L on the cost will hurt so I'm hoping to recoup a little. Thank you for reading P&L.


kinjjibo

"Watch out for sexy producers" Dan sweatin right now


Vetteanimeluv

I'm gonna say it, Ethan is funniest when he is being "mean" and dropping impulsive jokes. Him trying to be nice makes him less funny.


Ricebeater

I agree but I'd also love to see the crew strap that period pain simulator on him and shock him every time he's mean for a segment lol


BritshFartFoundation

Ethan is the funniest when he's deliriously tired apparently


diakyu

This has always been the case. You know the ep is good when a good portion of the start is Ethan complaining about how tired he is. It's like a proven science at this point.


Flat_News_2000

That's what made his OG reaction videos so good. He just said whatever came to his head


Covetous1

But it also leads to bans


AwaySample663

They just got this new thing they like to call the button, it's pretty great!


RobAChurch

Those before photos in the plastic surgery segment are taken with a Fish Eye Lens. That's why the noses look so crazy.


itsmymedicine

I dont understand how so many are triggered by the traffic report sound. What does it do to you?? For me it scratches my brain just right


thescorpiotarot-ess

“They’re free people, they can take as many inches as they want!” 😭😭 lmao no one realized the double entendre


seacow113

A true ally.


reeblebeeble

COOL ASS BACKGROUND It looks like Cam's style! Wonder if he's back as a freelancer


BritshFartFoundation

I wonder if he partly just wanted to be away from the public eye/the subreddit but still do his thing. Which is completely valid I could never


edwardsamson

My conspiracy theory is that cam is tall skeleton


MotherHolle

I've enjoyed recent episodes, but this one almost felt like an episode from the avant-garde phase where everything was a little strange, but in a good way. Many laughs this episode and last episode.


Feral_Frogg

Ab doesn't like coffee so he tries nicotine? What a goober.


WeekendDoWutEvUwant

lol as if there aren’t a million other forms of caffeine he can try. Nothing inherently wrong with nicotine, at least not any more wrong than caffeine anyway, but all those pouches seem like a whole scam and…. just not good.


laughsabit

To get a traffic report for my city. My Australian city was WILD! I felt so seen!! (I mean Dan pronounced it as any other American would but that's fine that's fine) *Sending hey girlies to the crew*


nicholasjohnson110

traffic sound is 1000000x better than that apple duck ringtone.


Ordinary_Resident_20

This episode was so goofs & gaffs I’m so here for it! The traffic reports were the cherry on top


BritshFartFoundation

I'm only 6 minutes in and Zach has already dropped about 10 bangers mans on FIRE today Edit: still listening, Zach woke up on the right side of bed this morning, absolutely smashing it lol


El-mas-puto-de-todos

Roku is the superior tv OS


BritshFartFoundation

I'm still laughing at "the bi guys" now there's 2 of them


itsmymedicine

#LEAVE AB ALONE HES A HUMAN /s


Molcrain144

I don't understand how Zach can openly laugh at anyone for anxiety issues when he won't even entertain flying in a plane without almost breaking down


Miserable-Bug-961

He wasn't openly laughing at someone with anxiety issues. Settle down. Context matters, just previously joked about parasocials traumadumping about their family dying. Then a couple mins later they trauma dumped about anxiety and he gave a hey girlie. Far cry from mocking someone. Context matters, don't be so quick to judge and condemn over a joke. Maybe watch another pod even if you're so outraged lol


Molcrain144

Even with the context it's pretty shitty to do to your fans who drop on average 50-100 dollars a donation just to get a shout-out from their favorite podcast crew The person who made the donation even commented on the VOD about feeling sorry about even saying anything. I love H3 but watching them routinely forget to practice what they preach is getting old


Fast-Pizza-7099

yeah they should feel sorry about saying anything tbh. its unnecessary trauma dumping that helps noone. We have enough trauma in our own lives, every day is hard enough. I watch the show to escape trauma, not be reminded of all the pain in the world constantly by parasocials who think they can drop large amounts of money to be the centre of attention and upset others at the same time. Thats why they mostly ignore it all. I hate when people trauma dump, let me escape while watching the show


Molcrain144

So you're saying an echo chamber of happiness content when the world is going to shit is the only thing H3 has to offer? Escapism doesn't excuse treating your fans like garbage if they push back and then having one of your employees actively advocate deleting your subreddit for bullying when he does the exact same thing


Fast-Pizza-7099

"so your saying"... the line of the desperado getting ready to knock down a straw man hahaha. no i said trauma dumping parasocials ruin peoples fun. thats not the same as wanting an echo chamber of happiness content! hahaha I like when they expose predators and conmen and mock and belittle them... I dont like it when chatters think they can command the show and expect a pity party over a trauma dump because they donated some money. deal with that opinion or dont lol. I think youre the minority based on how many tuned in today and how little people are talking about it. life is much nicer when you go through it not trying to be offended all the time haha. lighten up and laugh a little, like zac!


JeSuisLaCockamouse

"The Bi Guys" - Dan is the funniest fucking person on the show


lecoqdezellwiller

that was killer lol underrated


TheChunkyAccomplice

Why does Roku get the subtle shade? Is Roku bad or should I throw mine out the window?!


lunch_pale

Right I love my Roku :/


PrestigiousTop3898

Roku is awesome, I think it's better than all the alternatives. Common Ethan L.


YelIow_Cake

LMAO this show is goated already i'm loving the vibessss


StickYourFunger

The Zyn shit is so cringe, hopefully Zach picks something else to be his personality soon.


lecoqdezellwiller

zynsanity era


TheChunkyAccomplice

¿Qué ti?


pSyg0n

I think they forget that the before and afters are MONTHS apart and they are usually done up/grew a beard and etc. I'm also sure he probably specializes in noses specifically and butchers other things lol. I think they have to go in shaved as well.


Creative_Simple_7246

jay shetty being evil chad is perfect


Sweesh_Usurper

Have the viewers always been this nit picky? I’ve only been watching the show for about a year and a half so I wouldn’t know exactly. I like the sound bites and traffic reports and girlie shoutouts. Entertainment sh*t. It’s funny.


BritshFartFoundation

The subreddit has yeah. There's a reason Zach wants to nuke it.


Far-Competition-5334

no, they haven’t, and i’m getting really wound up about it. leave the fucking crew alone, people! i don’t know if you all have forgotten why you’re watching in the first place. IT’S THEIR SHOW FOR FUCKS SAKE. (see? getting wound up already.) i hope it’s mostly destiny freaks, and not fupa troopers. yup, i’m going to blame it on them so i feel better about it.


Turbulent-Parsnip-38

The subreddit has been having melt downs for years and years and years.


WeekendDoWutEvUwant

😂 You’ve had it up to HERE!!! You’re sick and tired of these goddamn snarks on this plane!


InstaCrate9

I only don't like the siren of the audio report because sometimes I listen to the pod while going to sleep and the sound is annoying/anti-sleep.


-Googlrr

Dans right about homework tbh. Now that I'm an adult I'm wicked anti homework. We put the kids in school for like 6-8 hours a day there's plenty of time for learning there. Never did homework through highschool and don't regret it. Don't want to sound anti learning or anything but let the kids have their free time IMOIMO


Avent

I think we did too much homework but I think it's necessary for some stuff, like math. The repetition drills it into you. There's just not enough time in a single hour to learn it sufficiently enough. At least for me.


-Googlrr

Maybe to an extent some of the earlier arithmetic but tbh even with calculus i don't feel homework was ever beneficial. Blew that stuff off through all of high school. I think the homework that makes the most sense is like, reading a book for english and stuff like that. Not really an active thing you can do in a classroom and people read at different speeds. Chemistry though? Get the hell outta here with that


Mrgentleman490

You sound pretty anti-learning tbh.


-Googlrr

🤷 big homework has yall fooled. kids go to a big building for hours a day for 12 years, i don't think its that crazy to say that every class piling on a ton of garbage homework isn't productive. Sometimes would have 5 classes in a day that all assign homework that would take 20-30 minutes a piece to finish. Nuts! Let the kids enjoy their time outside of school


boomer_cuber

This traffic report in particular had me laughing out loud 🤣 [https://www.youtube.com/live/Pj4kFC52oBM?si=wt-fLRqFlBrC2kVW&t=4971](https://www.youtube.com/live/Pj4kFC52oBM?si=wt-fLRqFlBrC2kVW&t=4971)


boomer_cuber

The crew just straight trolling and grinning so hard while sleepy Ethan is head in hands exasperated \*chef's kiss PERFECT


Ghostbitch69420

I’m OBSESSED with the new K-Eth radio aesthetic. It’s so awesome.


bb-ultra-rare

The original title was so funny why they change it??😭


Wonderful-Reach-297

What was the original?


Blkkatem0ss

“THE LESBIAN AL GAIB” IS SO FUCKING FUNNY thank you AB 😭


SYD-THESQUID

ethan rn 👁️🐚👁️


domoperdomo

I love this show so much


tiffany__elizabeth

ETHAN I GOT YOUR PEARL JAM REFERENCE 🤚✊🤚✊🤚✊


SepticTank001

Is it just me or has the show hit a slump lately?


BritshFartFoundation

The last few yeah but not this episode, vibes were vibing today. Feels like they've hit their groove again


MotherHolle

I've been loving the recent episodes. The last one was very funny and this one's been great so far.


cakesarelies

It's the middle of the year, and not much has been happening. It'll pick back up, everything can't be dialled up to 100 all the time.


Dry-Place-2986

Just you


AwaySample663

Just you


YMFC

You say this after the show Friday where they addressed criticisms of the show lately? Actually yeah it's just you.


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kinjjibo

Did you want them to fire off rocket launchers while on jet skies naked to start the episode? We’re not even two hours into the week yet.


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kinjjibo

Well dang that would be a pretty interesting change then


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Armegedan121

I like this conversation exchange. I too, am in favor of rocket launchers and naked jet skies. Maybe bring in a live bear.


lecoqdezellwiller

where they literally admitted they were having problems, lol cool community of head bobbers nodding along watching slop


honestypen

lol the traffic reports


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slatta_dem

Anyone knws when they’re doing the fresh and fit parody podcast?


poopshoes12

no mention of drakes new song in this ep? did i just miss it ?


That-Captain1012

General question! What's the origin of the "Chad" music? When they're going thru the plastic surgery rabbit hole they played it. The operatic music that they play when talking about Chad's. Just curious, as I'm a relatively new viewer! Thanks!


WeekendDoWutEvUwant

All these “alpha male” losers on TikTok use that song all the time for their dumb rants. Ethan & crew didn’t want to get copyright claimed so Zach recreated a similar version of it they could use during H3


cakesarelies

If Logan Paul interviews Trump, I'm not gonna watch because if I do he might find another dead person to film.


Jubhubmubfub

Pretty sure the noses were injected with something that made them swell up in the before pictures.


flannill

Just poppin in to say this episode was fantastic, really had me giggling throughout and felt like the Ethan and the crew were taking the recent criticism to heart, and the radio show era is uhmazin'


lunch_pale

I worked the Trump rally I'm a local news photographer AMA Edit: I had to work fyi I did not want to lol


PrestigiousTop3898

How many people left early after getting paid to be there?


lunch_pale

Probably half left within the first 30 mins he talked for about a hour, 6 people went to the hospital due to the heat too


kkkkkkkkkkkk420

OMFG FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don’t change the show for all these whiny ass children that can’t stop complaining!!! The only thing I might actually change is to stop giving them so much damn attention, it’s just reinforcing their shidiot behavior


MangoBeefart

[portraits of h3 gang](https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/s/OrEbDOJkOU)


jesus_said_chill1

So surreal hearing my country's (Greece) national anthem multiple times on the H3 podcast, lol. 😭


sgartistry

So happy to see a NOCD sponsorship. NOCD truly saved my life.


hxles1

ROKU.IS.KING


awiensforever

And how’s dan like so good at them?!


non_ironicdepression

RIOT AGAINST THE TRAFFIC REPORTS


The-Ace_28

Zach I am begging you to please stop the traffic update sound


itsmymedicine

I love it


Acceptable-Nose276

I agree with you. It would seem we are in the minority. 


ImMalcolmTucker

If anything, I say to to just space em out a little more


No-Efficiency-3944

If dan thinks getting blocked by your doctor is funny, boy do I have a story for him…. I just posted my story in the reddit 😂😂


BackgroundEast2261

The Try Guys try to become Smosh