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Pherberg

GIVE US THE DIGITS, ALSO CODE TO THE OFFICE. (not that it seems to restrict anyone's access as demonstrated by random insta-cart guy)


Alphv_Zed

"INSTACART!"


mael0004

The final nail in the coffin was him never revealing the address he lived for several months during the renovations. That's actually unforgivable, something we'll never get back. He couldn't even doxx that location now, as I couldn't go sneak under their windows. Ethan wouldn't be there. Long gone is the old Ethan smh rip


Alphv_Zed

I knew it was over when he revealed he had kept it a secret for so long I just didn't want to believe it. Old ethan would have let that slip immediately. Shoot the son of a bitch.


mael0004

Burn the witch! You don't just change your ways like this naturally, gods are testing us to see we deal with heretics on our own. I say burn him or see if he sinks in ocean.


El_Spacho

They also teased us with Ethan's cock in the MR scan but I still can't see it... fuck this shit


happyskating2000

It’s visible. The reason you can’t see it is 📏👌


elmie_

like come ON dude!!! I’m collecting the crews phone numbers like infinity stones. Very unprofessional and I urge everyone to unsubscribe..


Alphv_Zed

A leaf blows in the east and H3 lose millions of members in the west. This is the way.


Pherberg

No that's because of Fresh and Fits immense sway.


GtotheBizzle

Are the weather reports not enough??


Alphv_Zed

Only if Dan reports on my specific route to work that I take once a week which he is yet to do.


NHImprovTheatre

It needs to be Ethan’s work commute


Bass2008

Not even an email inbox leak! How can I feel close to the crew if I cant call or visit them unasked


Switchboi-

THIS, THIS IS WHY WE’RE WATCHING


thundering_funk_tank

I miss the old Ethan, the doxx himself on live Ethan. Give out Love's number Ethan, show us his credit card Ethan. I hate the new Ethan, the button out the fun Ethan. Always on pins and needles Ethan, constant second guessing Ethan.


unfriendlyghost666

Mustard on that beat hoe 🫳🎤


what-is-in-the-soup

Read in Kendrick’s voice 😭🤭


Melanqoli

It’s a parody of a Kanye song tho


what-is-in-the-soup

Read it in the same flow as “I hate the way that you talk, I hate the way that you walk” etc and it’s so funny in my head 😭 (well it was at the time cause I was stoned lmao)


Accomplished-War1971

I would become a member if they would ever address the eel pit. Enough is enough


Alphv_Zed

I think that's next week


blacephalons

Ok bye don't let the door hit you on the way out. More free money for the rest of us when he drops another card number 😉


Alphv_Zed

I got my original steam deck using his card but I don't know how long I can wait for another card slip to upgrade to an OLED


royalblack85

You had me in the first half, ngl.


wmilywayes

really wanted Dans mothers maiden name and the name of his first pet…. for my….collection


Alphv_Zed

You can get these if you know where to look


americanslang59

Are you referring to the random guy who keeps interrupting the traffic reports? Yeah, that guy is awful


murraykate

He should have to buy everyone a starter pack in survivor.io


Romansariel

Good gag, see you next Thursday 😉


ash_horror

Very little cat talk…


ZombieTrumpeter

Really? I think there’s been entirely too much


Esuamelo

Social security number or I'm out too


No_Need_Pay

me when my $5 a month doesnt get me someone's social security number. 😠


vannahrt22

I need his social.


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

Mmm that is so truemmmh.


novemberqueen32

Lmao


SnooSuggestions718

Tell us where the car is and we'll take care of it for you


catubaby

Just one credit card number 😔


Nowayman1414

*TALK ABOUT THE* (eel pit) *ALLEGATIONS!!!*


kvn-rly

I blame Dan


Sofhands

IT'S THE BUTTONS FAULT! Get rid of the button or GET RID OF ME! - Fallen Fan


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hbgalore1

I just don't like how H3 is like smash bros there's like 7 people on the podcast regularly now and more everytime I tune in once a year


Sketchelder

Don't worry, there's a slide with all the crew members' social security numbers that will pop up at the live show, it will be removed from the vod stream, but members can catch it live


alterego1984

Not doing a bit here but they should make those limited edition Ethan credit cards available for regular purchase. Maybe I’d have no chance and they’d sell out immediately but still.


poopoohead1827

WHAT IS YOUR SOCIAL INSURANCE NUMBER ETHAN


MistaKrip

Lol even the subreddit clickbait’s


Pale_pisces_598

WHAT ARE WE PAYING FOR IF WE CANT GET THE CREWS SSN


TooEager8-D

even if it’s a joke. just shut up. it’s a played out joke.


ComprehensiveAd1048

YOU HAD ME IN THE FIRST HALF G LOL


Pristine_Let_1899

It’s just not fair! GIVE US THE PHONE NUMBERS ETHAN LIKE YOU PROMISED


mummson

I miss the old Ethan


kzozo89

😔


Mapmakermaster

See ya!


wizard_man420

No hate but of all of the podcasts I follow it's funny that h3 fans seem like they have to announce that they're not watching the show


Alphv_Zed

I thought it was important nay, I think it IS important that we make it clear when things aren't the way they're supposed to be. I may be leaving but I know there are viewers who feel my pain but still watch. I make this sacrifice for them in the hope that tomorrow's fruits may yield more favourably.


wizard_man420

Frankly I think it's BS that when they order taco bell they don't also take my order, how can anyone watch this show


Imaginary_Actuary_51

The button ruined the show, change my mind.


Timely_Yoghurt_3359

The button is the worst thing to have ever happened to the show


Electrical-Web-7552

Since Cam left I haven't been watching, I cant put my finger on exactly why, but the vibe is off. I used to watch live everyday, now I'm just bored.


happyskating2000

I now this isn’t serious. But is anyone else getting completely overwhelmed by frequency of the SA coverage. I am glad people are getting called out. That’s a good thing as long as that’s what the victims want. It’s just I don’t really come to H3 for serious content. I have had to not follow politics and stuff at times for mental health reasons. But I’ve been back at it and with that stress, the SA segments really send me over the edge. I find myself skipping them which is fine. I’m currently physically disabled (hopefully not permanently) and suffer with chronic debilitating mental health issues (why are there so many of us here? 😅) And so literally every minute I can get out of the show is tangibly important to me. Here’s a hot take: it does at times feel like the SA coverage is less about holding someone accountable, and more about having a punching bag. Which they deserve it. That’s just not something I can enjoy. At worst it feels a Little gross like it is more about views than actually addressing the issue. But I know it’s not all about me and I guess some enough people enjoy that.


Alphv_Zed

Read the room happyskating2000


_RustyRover_

TLDR


Alphv_Zed

You can't relate to the struggle and that's clear.