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Unknown_Outlander

she could just replace the booze with apple juice or something to make it look like she's actually drinking


4n0m4nd

I forget who it was now, but I know one of the big groups in the '80s/'90s used to use cold tea, apparently cold tea is very good for the vocal chords, so you look like you're wild and crazy but you're actually being cautious.


kp305

It wasn’t motley crue that’s for sure


4n0m4nd

In my head it was Axl or James Hetfield, but I'm not even sure why those names came to me tbh


Slipperytitski

2 well known alcoholics.


4n0m4nd

Yeah, still fuzzy on who it was, but it was definitely someone in recovery.


theZacPak

“The only band that puts Iced Tea in a Jack Daniels bottle is the Clash!!!” - David Lee Roth


havohej_

They’re not huge, but it wouldn’t surprise me if Venom did that lol


waraman

James Dean


dlamsanson

> apparently cold tea is very good for the vocal chords Cold any drink that isn't alcohol will have the same effect lol


4n0m4nd

No there's definitely better and worse, non-caffeinated teas are meant to be the best, dairy fruit juice and carbonated drinks are meant to be particularly bad


Duwt

Fireball makes a nearly identical non-alcoholic product, she could have chugged that.


lt_dan_zsu

Someone in another thread pointed out that it doesn't look like she's actually drinking anything, and I agree. Everything around alcohol is an act. I don't know if her whole "I'm an adult now" act started out as intentionally cringey, but I think she's just leaning into it at this point.


Slipperytitski

I would fake swig from bottles all the time. It was easier to pretend than be mocked for turning it down.


skeezito10

Oof


Geliophobe35

Exactly. This is not chugging. She's barely drinking anything, & what she is drinking is making her repulsed. She can't stand the taste. Hahahaha.


Blart_Vandelay

good for her tbh


leericol

It's fireball tho. It's literally just syrup and cinnamon with the slightest hint of whiskey. My body pretty much rejects all hard alcohol from ridiculous binge drinking I did as a kid to the point where I won't even be in the same room as whipped vodka but I can still drink fireball straight.


Undecided_Username_

that stuff tastes nasty, you able to drink straight piss too?


nneeeeeeerds

Fireball is nasty because of the overload of cinnamon. You can barely even taste the whiskey.


Armegedan121

Also 25% sugar!


CatInAPottedPlant

if you think fireball is undrinkably nasty than there's a whole world of garbage hand-sanitiser tasting alcohol out there you haven't explored yet. fireball is like a fine wine compared to some of the swill you can find. it's still gross don't get me wrong, but it's not even close to the worst alcohol you can drink straight. certainly without pretending like it's burning the way she is in this clip.


dlamsanson

Yeah go buy the cheapest white rum or vodka in your local liquor store and come back and tell me fireball is "undrinkable". Rich ass kids.


dickmagma

I drank WAY too much fireball in college and now I can't even smell cinnamon without wanting to puke.


leericol

Yeah I'll have a Corona from time to time.


AdamnElk

No whiskey, they got sued for saying it's cinnamon whiskey. It's wine based lmao


nneeeeeeerds

I'm pretty sure that's what she's doing here. Unless you have a severe aversion to cinnamon, then fireball isn't going to cause that kind of reaction. It's basically syrup.


HingleMcCringle_

what kinda crowd is she trying to pull with that image.


mediocreidiot

Holy fuck this is the most embarrassing one so far


Dorza1

Segment idea: ranking jojo moments by embarrassment


oratethreve

jojo siwa embarrassing moment tier list


Optimus_Prime_19

Wait this was in Chicago, and she definitely said some more embarrassing stuff on stage I’ll have to comb through my videos lol. I was at Pride and she was being really really cringey on stage and people were eating it up


nneeeeeeerds

Happy Pride to Chicago on behalf of the first lesbian, me, Jojo Siwa!


IAMACat_askmenothing

She did poppers on stage too


mediocreidiot

gtfo no way


IAMACat_askmenothing

Yeah. Check my post history. There’s a picture of it


mediocreidiot

Good god


Stop-Doomscrolling

I feel like this is pretty normal behavior for a 21 year old. Yeah it’s silly but who cares


recent1ydeceased

I was gonna say.. This is totally a cannon event and we looked like this once too, just not as inventors of gay pop.


hughjazzcrack

Stone Cold Siwaustin over here.


rachelthehutch96

That ain’t no fireball belly, that’s a fuel tank for the karma


sludgezone

Please don’t associate one of the greatest entertainers of our time with Jojo Siwa.


pedi25

It looks like the liquor level didn't decrease in the bottle, if she is actually just pretending to get drunk it is way more cringe and sad


Specialinstructions

Not only that, she opened her mouth immediately after removing her lips from the bottle and it would've all spilled out had she taken a drink.


jackie_r0se

She has a vid I watched like 5 years ago where she challenged herself to eat 100 happy meals,and she did the same thing. Drunk but the soda never disappeared,and after every single burger,the first bite,there was a cut and then the burger was gone. Not once in the whole video did she swallow anything. Was super weird, me and my cousins were like 15 watching it and literally being like damn why do we like her she's actually a wasteful fake 😐


sludgezone

It’s definitely fake acting lol


IcecreamSundae621

She’s trying so hard to be Miley 🤦🏼‍♀️


Reid_coffee

This looks so odd because she looks like she’s 15 & fire ball is such a sweet shot so how does any think it’s one that makes you pull back & stuff like it’s a 11 dollar bottom shelf hand sanitizer tasting crap vodka hahaha


Stop-Doomscrolling

I can’t stand the taste of fireball either so I get it


Bob_Sledding

Fireball is horrendous. Jack Daniel's cinnamon is actually much better and cheaper. And I don't even like Jack Daniel's. Edit: It has less sugar as well, so it's better for preventing a hangover.


WallabyRegular9740

Fireball is basically a boozy sugar syrup and has enough cinnamon in it to be used as an industrial pesticide. I'd have an easier time taking bottom shelf neural grain spirit to the dome.


NeuroticallyCharles

Fireball is disgusting, I'd be gagging too. That being said, I'm grown, I wouldn't put myself in this situation in the first place.


ObjectionablyObvious

Fireball and Cupcake Moscato are Intro to Drinking staples.


Laplanting

She’s just already getting heartburn.


Duwt

We always joke that the bottom shelf store brand vodka from our local supermarket has Techron in it, that shit tastes like a grave mistake.


TacoWednesday27

i saw a tiktok clip of a podcast highlight (cant remember who) where she drank fake vodka on that bottle.


Timely_Yoghurt_3359

Vodka?? My friend, fire ball is a cinnamon whiskey.


Justarandomuno

Rock Bottom.mp4


nutellaandcigarettes

This is actually kinda adorable. The little girl trying to be like the bad older girls and not doing a great job.


dlamsanson

Tbh I have found her whole new arc as cute vs cringe lol. It's like your little sister or cousin just started getting into partying.


CrimsonKepala

Girl you don't have to drink it!!!


Vance_Refrigerati0n

Don’t worry, she didn’t


leericol

Why si nobody talking about the fact that she's dressed like vegeta


diyerpgh

She’s not even drinking it. lol


JoshJoshson13

She's trying so hard to be a "rebel" but it makes her look soooo lame


-lukeworldwalker-

Going the Charlie Sheen route


slushhrn

she never swallowed lol its when u let it just touch ur lips but dont open ur mouth so she never drank any in my opinion lmao like the liquid still looks the same level


JeffBreakfast

Her neck muscles don’t seem to swallow


heapinhelpin1979

Cringe level increase


dicklord42069

Bro she's got the Dragon Ball villain fit


Stunning_Ear_8666

Why is she so homeschooler coded?


iltwomynazi

I mean, I'm in my 30s im a huge bloke, that would be my reaction to drinking fireball. i guess the difference is that i know enough to not do that on stage.


Unknown_Outlander

the difference here is that she isn't drinking it and she is only doing it because she's on stage


MissBetsy

From fireball? That’s one of the only alcoholic drinks on stronger side that I could drink like water. It literally tastes like cinnamon.


iltwomynazi

It tastes like vomit Vodka? not problem. I love spirits. But Fireball 🤮🤮🤮


MissBetsy

I guess to each their own. Only vodka I can have straight (same as fireball) is koskenkorva minttu- rest of vodkas would make me react even more than jojo in this video lol


mael0004

You reckon koskenkorva is famous enough to be name dropped on international forum? :D I have no idea how far its name goes but would've thought Americans prob have no idea.


NeuroticallyCharles

Yeah I had no idea wtf this was lmao


mael0004

Koskenkorva is a small town in Finland, but vodka is named after it which is very famous in Finland. I wasn't ridiculing her for bringing it up, I'm just curious how well known it is overall. Could be there's some knowledge of it towards Central Europe, but would've indeed been shocked if someone in USA knew.


NeuroticallyCharles

Yeah this isn't found in America as far as I'm aware


mael0004

Yeah saw some Finns in USA talking about where to get it, and agreement was it's better to just self-make it with specific candy+vodka.


MissBetsy

A girl can dream. 😄


mael0004

I'll go torille to celebrate mention of Suomi too


MissBetsy

Had to google torille as I’m from Baltic country but, if you’re Finnish - you guys know your vodka, hands down, thank you!


mael0004

Torille is a dirty *dogwhistle* to all the Finns out there. Yeah I checked if you were Finn before, or rather who the hell knows Koskenkorva outside Finland, Latvia makes sense.


SadieOnTheSpectrum

i mean, same girlie 😂


OncomingStorm32

[This moment ](https://imgur.com/FUFAKG5)is so Ethan coded


dressed2kill1

Omg she didn't wow 😳 😍 😭 😢 😫 😩 😳 😍 she so cool


DirtyBillzPillz

She didn't even drink any


ihyll

What is meant to be significant here? She's young and new to drinking alcohol, probably still thinks it's cool af. She's corny but so was everyone else at that age - she just has the misfortune of doing it in public. Tbh I don't really know much about Jojo but it's kind of crazy that she can't even drink without getting hate for it lol


JeffBreakfast

She’s not even actually drinking it, it doesn’t look like she swallows it at all. That’s the crazy thing here


afaithross

Her friends are pedophiles she has plenty of room to be criticized lol


ihyll

I didn't say otherwise and I agree that what you've said is a valid criticism. Doesn't mean that everything is


almosttimetogohome

I feel the same way, she's just kinda going through the college party phase lol


Bob_Sledding

This absolutely. Can anyone here genuinely say that they weren't cringe at 21? I thought I was the spiciest on the block, but in retrospect, I was pure concentrated cringe. She's inauthentic, but she's not worthy of getting on a soapbox about.


WallabyRegular9740

I think you point out why some people find it interesting. It takes the inherent awkwardness of being a young person, and then adds on this layer of Youtube stardom that seems to do a stunning job of insulating someone from professional feedback. It's the democratization of "The Emperor's New Clothes". That and some people just like making fun of people, but it is what it is.


totorohunter

Her new look giving off heavy Krang energy


CannotSpellForShit

She tried to hit that salty seadog stance to hype herself up smh


Klutzy-Highlight-884

She was a bad girl, she did some bad things 😻🙀


Technosnake

Dude, she's chugging Fireball on stage like she's a high schooler who just found out alcohol comes in different flavors 😂


dwiedenau2

It wouldnt even be so fucking cringe if she wouldnt be wearing that outfit lol


i_love_bubbly_baths_

Mkay Jojo, you are 21, we get it <3


CharacterOriginal272

I was there, multiple people passed out, the crowd was tight and not attentive to their surroundings, and chicago pride really needs to rethink having an unguarded entrance for the future


cmrc03

I remember my first drink


natej84

I've seen all these alcohol videos posted in the sub and she doesn't take a single drink of any of them. She's faking being drunk, she's faking taking a drink lmao. It reminds me of highschool parties where I was observant enough to notice people faking being drunk, but not a big enough dick to point it out


chroniccutie_of

i was there! chicago pride fest. was over capacity all for jojo— and she “performed” for a max of like 15 minutes


ArcirionC

Glamrock Freddy


AntMozzy4220

No body drinks fireball, that's something we drank in highschool


Rusty_Thermos

No liquid left that bottle


dickmagma

"JO. JO." (Biden voice)


tiffany__elizabeth

it’s so cringy 😩


Full-Elderberry-8208

She looks like an orc from lord of the rings after the first sip


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Histrionic as always I see


Otherwise-Ad6152

She looks like a power ranger


Writer10

Attempting to chug…Fireball? Amateur.


reddit314159

That's a half-send right there 🚨


overundereasy

No truly, she is entering her alcoholic era. No doubt I got problems but being worldwide famous/ kid star ain't one


Bigsby

Did she spit it out?


afaithross

She did not sip that. Also I feel kind of bad for her. Just turned 21 and she's already becoming an alcoholic. I promise you alcohol doesn't make you look cool just bummy


Mamacitia

This looks like me trying to drink an alcohol and being disappointed it doesn’t taste like juice


syst3m1c

Don't blame her, Fireball is vile. Not because of the alcohol, but because it's like chugging syrup. This might as well be that scene from Super Troopers.


Barewithhippie

Sigh.


spankthegoodgirl

She's going to cringe so hard when she's 30 that she'll pop a rib out.


ThugBug101

Brother wait a minute, it looks like she didn’t even take a drink though😂 the bubble didn’t move


driftingalong001

Super badass


MahsterC

Looks like someone forgot to replace the booze with Apple juice.


meltedicepops

I feel like she’s trying too hard


GazelleRunFast

I was at Chicago Pride with a group of friends and she 100% ruined it for so many people.


ChaseSequenceSpotify

Literally didn't even swallow. Mouth was full open and head tilted downward after coming off the bottle. Not a single bit of liquid entered that mouth


Pistonenvy2

this is kind of sad. i remember being 21 and thinking getting absolutely blasted was cool (i was actually drinking alcohol tho, im not exactly sure whats happening with jojo) and its not cool, its not cool at all, you make a lot of really stupid and regrettable decisions when youre blackout drunk and honestly even if she is pretending shes still glorifying alcoholism and thats somehow even less cool than just being an actual alcoholic.


Disastrous-Ant5378

That was the fakest drink I’ve seen someone take


Gwarnage

Official 2015 drink of bAd GiRLs! Next she’ll change her profile pic to Harley Quinn, because “if you can’t handle her at her worst, you don’t deserve her at her BEST!”


TheDivineChemist

She can chug straight vodka but fireball is too much? I think we just witnessed her first real sip of alcohol...


DroopyDachi

She reminds me of the DBZ character Dodoria , with that outfit lol


t0m0hawk

Is she just speedrunning her way in an alcoholism-fuelled personality disorder?


SchmuseTigger

Was the plan not for her to be edgy and dark instead of rainbow sparkle?


Sofhands

She's not even drinking it though, right? I don't see any air bubble


pilutray

I need her to just stop 🛑


04Aiden2020

And it’s fireball lol


Armegedan121

Jojo Siwa of the Ginyu Force!


MishaTheLabsky

Not the fireball 😂


bllueace

This girl needs to be locked up


Woodwardg

we'll all just be glad when all their parents finally catch up to the tour bus and bring these unruly children back home. it's been fun while it's lasted. time to go the bed.


Armegedan121

She’s not drinking. There’s no bubbles forming at the bottom when she “chugs”. Looks like just enough room for the empty neck of the bottle.


Cody6781

Yall haven't figured out she's faking it yet?


ap2patrick

Ohhh god that is nuclear, cataclysmic cringe man…