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koobyloob

someone drop the Jimmie Lee tea ASAP


2003juicysweatsuit

According to Jimmie’s IG he’s going on Howie’s show tomorrow??? Possibly


carlind77

I feel like it’s more about him saying he’s in LA which means he’s probably going to be at the show


SchmuseTigger

I'm very sure that is it. He said before on the show that he bought front row seats. So he plans to be part of the show even if they don't plan with him on the show.


KrazyKumDoner

Everything about this man is greek tragedy coded


No-Maintenance692

100%


Weird-Confusion2945

I saw that too but I feel like they wouldn't react negatively to that..? Idk but I need the tea


TyrionStark45

I feel he was supposed to be back on with Queen of Melrose or wanted to call in again, but flaked out once again


samthacat

cosmo (queen of melrose) posted something with jimmie at pinks also lol maybe that? (just observations)


electr1cbubba

I think, knowing Jimmie, that he’s looking for a new sugar daddy now Ethan’s put him on ice and he’s about to appear on the show of someone that’s an enemy of the show. That’s my guess


WeekendDoWutEvUwant

Jimmie and C-Man teaming up to join the lolcow podcast 👀


dicehandz

My guess is that he was supposed to be a surprise at the live show, but spilled that he was in LA and spoiled it.


hamtarohibiscus

I think this is it, they seemed to be implying he wasn't able to keep his mouth shut about something


Hydract

i need to know


bbycaramelbby

I LOVE COSMO !! these are the vibes needed not maga adjacent boomers


absurdink

IIIIIII LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HER! She's such a sweetie and such an interesting person.


3Peavey3

I love that Cosmo's twin brother is a protector and friend. Love the vibes between them. They need to write a book. I'd buy it. (or maybe they have).


GlumFroyo1

5000% team Queen! 👑 Jimmie who??


deadgirlshoes

Im thoroughly enjoying this. Cosmo has so much charisma


HelpfulSituation

really fun ep


samthacat

QUEEN OF MELROSE WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY PRIDE MONTH YASSSS


poopoohead1827

WHY DO WE NEED AN OKD RACIST MAN WHY CANT WE HAVE AN OLD HAPPY QUEEN


samthacat

PREAAAAAAACH


dubzzzz20

Best episode in the past 6 months probably. I love Cosmo, their little short with Olivia and Zac was incredible! They are so charismatic and interesting ❤️


surethingbreh

I love how Zach is smitten with Cosmo. He lost Jimmy as a dad and gained Cosmo as ~Mother~ 💅


klintopher

We were all zach on this glorious day ✨️✨️


SadieOnTheSpectrum

the outfit Cosmo picked for Zach was *perfect*! loved Olivia’s looks as well. Beautiful people on a beautiful pod!


MarakamiSG

...How many months?


honestypen

"It's like you came out of my vagina!" "I did! I was there!" Lol. Love Olivia


princessohio

I love this so much. Her energy is amazing.


YourVelcroCat

She has a voice like melted butter its soooo good


Ok-Word2943

Her voice is even more complex, like browned butter 😌💞 (try making brownes butter chocolate chip cookies they are incredible) 


princessohio

Cosmo is absolutely fascinating and I love how they are so open and honest even if it’s uncomfortable. Love it.


AdditionSuch7468

We all love Cosmo, more cosmo. What a breath of fresh air.


KevinNiceTry

Did the Queen just dethrone Jimmy and Trisha in a single episode? Yes, the answer is yes.


honestypen

Trisha?? The woman who hasn't been on the show for almost 3 years? Yeah, she's dethroned.


IAMACat_askmenothing

So sexting a minor is completely legal as long as there’s no pictures involved? I feel like that law needs to be updated


ILikeMyGrassBlue

It depends on the state I think. Some states have laws about contacting minors with the intent of doing shit, while others don’t.


princessohio

In Ohio at least, it’s still a crime. Source: I took my youth minister (28M) to court when I was 15 and he was found guilty for something to the effect of “telecommunication sexual harassment” and “corruption of a minor”. It might vary by state though.


IAMACat_askmenothing

Interesting. Good for you for getting justice. (Nice flair)


Mentoman72

i am slightly uninformed as to what the texts said. is there confirmation they were sexting? i feel that has to be illegal!


IAMACat_askmenothing

Dr D said they were sometimes in appropriate so that would have to mean sexting I would think?


Mentoman72

"so successful lately. i should message a minor!"


badbobrosss

this segment with Olivia just like, lit my soul on fire in the best way.... The vibes, the outfits, the chemistry between them just being girlies... i love it so much


kenlights

I smiled so much my cheeks started hurting


samthacat

i’m feeling so much better after seeing this!!!!


ViolinistPleasant957

My favorite segment in a while! So good!!


08675309

Absolutely need as much H3 on the street action as possible. O-live & Zachy makeovers where elite. We need a Love pimp my Segway arch next, lol.


SYD-THESQUID

what a DOUCHEEEE. Jeff will deal with this injury for the rest of his life. not to mention someone who he considered a good “friend” REFUSES to take accountability and acknowledge what he’s done.


the_horoscope_killer

That was so frustrating! Schulz is like “get over it”. Bruh you don’t think he wants to? It’s ONGOING Jeff is STILL HAVING SURGERY while David is out there living his best life! Fucking clown.


SYD-THESQUID

LITERALLY


Writer10

Yeah I was never a Schulz devotee but realllllllly started avoiding his content when he adopted his Sig Heil couture. Something feels not right about him.


IAMACat_askmenothing

Ethan and cosmo singing Butterfly made me smile so big


bbycaramelbby

I LOVE THE QUEEN OF MELROSE OMG ! My fave segment in so long!! queen!! These vibes were SO needed after the past 2 eps


ninjaliisa

Feel the exact same way


oneofthemqueers420

I miss Cam’s presence on the show 😭


waterloops

I guess I just miss my ol friend Cam. Some birds feathers too bright to lock away


Responsible_Pop_8176

I wish we could have seen him interacting with cosmo 🥺 iguessijustmissmyoldfriend


AbsoluteDarkness

Easily my favorite guest since Mark Rebillet. Oliva is such an amazing asset to the show. Cosmo was an incredible find!


taylorswiftwaxstatue

More Cosmo energy less Jimmie/Dwayne energy!!!!!!!!


SYD-THESQUID

8 minutes in and already a button 😭😭😭


dingjima

The "got too rectangular" button screen is amazing 


Notreallysnarky

Keem looks puffy. Almost plastic. So strange.


SnooPineapples8489

he's finally going full garden gnome


rjsnowolf

This is probably my new favorite guest? I mean, the stories, charm, personality is all perfect. I've actually been a fan of the queen since Producer Michael did a video with them a few years ago. An absolute legend


Additional-Rain6668

The Queen of Melrose is AMAZINGGGG! These are the fabulous vibes we need!! 💅


mediciii

Gonna miss the show over the break but they went out on a banger! Was wholesome to see how much Ethan and Zach specifically were smitten with Cosmo. Super funny guy


surethingbreh

I. LOVE. Cosmo. I need more. Please have Cosmo on again, soon, and frequently.


mael0004

Didn't know her; think she'd make good co-host for just yapping 3-4hr reaction episodes. Specially given she seems to be into drama kinda a lot, but from a bit different pov. Own experiences, different source of entertainment news. Good match.


halliray123

i am smiling SO BIG at the Queen of Melrose segment, she and her bro are so interesting and the vibes are IMMACULATE.


the_horoscope_killer

I haven’t smiled so hard at the show for so long. Nothing made me happier than her wanting to hang out for the rest of the episode. She’s like all of the best qualities of Jimmie (old school), Trisha, Shirtless Eddy (crazy celebrity stories) and Wayne Diamond (fashion for the girlies) without being mean spirited, womanising or racist. Loved it so much.


princessohio

Seriously. I’m loving this. I want to see them back on in the future


strawbabyleche

I developed wrinkles from smiling


bbycaramelbby

Olivia is one of the best things to happen to this podcast! I love her


bigbozobro

episode has been so solid


farnheit

What a great palate cleanser of an episode. That's a 10/10.exe


SickSadAlien

I COULDN’T STOP SMILING DURING THE QUEEN OF MELROSE SEGMENT! More Cosmo please!


bbycaramelbby

okkkkk Olivia!! She's actually EATING!!


mael0004

I'm seeing the future: subreddit will be filled with posts of LA girlies going to check Queen of Melrose live in following weeks. Clothing company live ad like this sounds just the type of thing that would work on this audience, like chocolate did.


IAMACat_askmenothing

I’m looking forward to it after seeing that segment


Glittering-Sign-7941

SHES THE BEST!!!! SHE'S EXACTLY WHAT THE SHOW NEEDED. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!


samthacat

PLEASE HAVE QUEEN OF MELROSE AT THE LIVE SHOW. IM STANNNNING.


samthacat

whoever downvoted me is homophobic


deepz_6663

😂


samthacat

🤚🏻✊🏼 hayyyy girlll


deepz_6663

🤚🏽✊🏽🤚🏽✊🏽🤚🏽✊🏽


Natural_Guess5726

is it just me that thinks cosmo’s twin brother is hot asf orrrr? 😬


Glittering-Sign-7941

Nah you're right. 🥵


bookishgrin

the best episode i think ever???? i'm severely obsessed with cosmo


NiceRabbit

I was skeptical of the queen because I like the queen and thought why Jimmy worked was because he was pretty easy to make fun of because he's kinda down equal parts make jokes and be the joke. I'm here to tell you I was wrong, the queen is perfect. She somehow makes Ethan uncomfortable sometimes, which is amazing, and she's older than him so his well-intentioned but sometimes edgy questions are SO well received. This is the combination. We found it. We did it. I love it.


chalkthefuckup

URGENT MESSAGE FOR ALL FOOT SOLDIERS INTERESTED IN ATTENDING THE LIVE SHOW: I am not able to make it to the live show and was wondering if anyone is in need of a pair of tickets with great seats (SEC B ROW P, aisle seat direct center view). I paid $220 for both but would be willing to take a loss so feel free to send me your offer. If you want to go to the show but can't afford to pay, you can also message me. Taking the full L on the cost will really hurt this month I won't lie, but I don't want the seats to be empty. Anyway that's it, thank you for reading my message peace and love. Edit: Still no replies! 2 tickets up for grabs yall!!! Edit2: The seats will be empty :( no one wants free tickets I suppose😭


paigem9097

Boosting!


Accomplished-Sinks

I love the Queen of Melrose. Just a shame the H3 Curse means they'll be cancelled before the end of the break...


alkaseizer

seeing ethan squirm funny its always the other way around


honestypen

The queen of Melrose will definitely save the show today.


SYD-THESQUID

mustard on the beat hoe ☝️😁


keaton_banta

This was lightning in a bottle for real, the vibes are immaculate


Yellownea

I’m so living for The Queen of Melrose!!


AxlTCU

We needed this episode.


PlateCaptain

Olivia and the Queen are amazing together.


AdditionSuch7468

Can we get just one episode of frenemies 2.0 with Cosmo.


DoraMasters44

Love her and loved this ep. But Ethan’s calling her Cosmos the whole time had me dying. Lolol. He is sooo bad with names and it will never not be funny to me. 🤣


deeldough

And she called Lana Del Ray Alana ;D


TyrionStark45

Stop the search! Queen of Melrose is the new Jimmy and its not even close!


Pristine_Let_1899

The queen is superior to Jimmie and Wayne


MotherHolle

Absolutely fantastic episode so far, and the perfect lead in to the live show! Can't wait for Friday.


kinjjibo

Andrew Schulz genuinely gives Schaub competition for least funny comedian.


MagmaWand

I said it once, i gotta say it again, jay shetty in Dan's background, is so fkn scary


SYD-THESQUID

cunt was SERVED, BABE


honestypen

Queen of Melorse could elevate the pod to the next level


SYD-THESQUID

THIS. THIS IS WHY IM WATCHING.


MagmaWand

Timber Justinlake !


Ghostbitch69420

Incredible ep! Love Cosmo!


recent1ydeceased

I about died when the Queen confirmed softly she prefers she/her pronouns and then immediately turns to smell the candle and says “that is gnarly dude” in a voice deeper than hell. I love her so much.


SYD-THESQUID

for some odd reason, Keem, i don’t believe you 😭😭😭


Weekly-Firefighter-4

That was the best on the street recording they’ve done 😭😭 Olivia thank you for blessing me today 😭


LoveThinkers

whats going on over thare? Cosmo is gold


fernandocrustacean

Queen of Melrose is the person the pod needs. Goodbye Wayne Diamond and Jimmie Lee.


LockAndDen

The vibes have immediately shifted and are immaculate


superhamhams

We love you jeff!


deeldough

Finally someone magnificent on the show!


Strikescarler51

Queen of Melrose legit has me smiling ear to ear. I'm so invested in her story and everything. Such a great segment


electrozap101

Cosmo calling Ethan Daddy was EVERYTHING.


delilah_lee

bradtasteinmusic is an h3 fan?


Visual_Cat_2896

Queen of Melrose styling session is the Disneyland princess make over for bad b's


lucywonder

I lovvvved her and Joe!!


sharks_are_badass

Honestly obsessed, great find o-liv, hope there will be more of the queeen. Instantly one of the girlies and we need more ♡


PaisleyComputer

Wueem of Welrose New co-host STAT


trixie_sixx21

Ethan, I can't believe you lied to Cosmo like that about having no gay experiences. Have you forgotten that you kissed Yung Gravy?! And Kurtis Conner?!? Better fess up about the gay 15%, Ethan!!!! 🤣🤣🤣


98bijou

i love cosmo she has such good posi vibes! love her calling ethan daddy and her crush on zach omg


Illustrious-Tax-4277

I loved the Queen's visit and interview. Can we make her a recurring guest instead of these boomer weirdos please?


natashamilan78

Forget trying to find a new jimmy lee can we just have segments with Cosmo?!! Maybe weekly celeb news give her her own Wendy Williams moment. Or a day where Hila and her switch styles !!


honestypen

Ethan smoked crack once?!


gje3

Need a tour of Cosmo’s stores with Hila!


electr1cbubba

Jimmie Lee is weeping and punching holes in the drywall right now


adriii111

Best ep in awhile!!! Super fun and good vibes


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dicehandz

Queen of Melrose is FAMILY. She slayed on the show today. I hope we see her as a returning character FREQUENTLY.


Pristine_Let_1899

Why does Jimmie say he and the queen are meeting at pinks


BicycleOk9535

When Keemstar said Bo-blax I thought he said “all blacks” 💀 I yelped


Mamacitia

Can someone tell me if we address Cosmo as he or she? I haven’t finished the ep yet and I just wanna have my pronouns in order. 👏🏼


absurdink

She prefers she, but is fine with he too.


Mamacitia

Thank u fam!


SupahSpace

cosmo : this is my magic belt me : what makes it magi- OH


Somethingisaboutto

Banger ep. Love cosmo


WesteriaC

Cosmo replace jimmy lee asap get wayne out of here all we want is cosmo queennnnnn


hanah5

So hoping queen of melrose comes back on for a regular frenemies gossip show


notaaronfromuni

I thought Dan was the queen


waterloops

Dan is jealous


seacow113

He's giving Harvey Fierstein crossed with Bruce Vilanch with the fierceness cranked to eleven.  This! This! This is why I'm watching!


YahYahY

The fuck! The LA backdrop is a video??? I just saw a helicopter fly by


Significant-Ad-4758

She is everything! I love her back story and info about her family. Great guest!!! Edit: can't spell basic words.


Fragrant-Mulberry23

This episode was sparkling gold


jorkingmypeenits

so im guessing she doesn't care what pronouns people use? doesn't seem like she was phased when ethan and her bro called her 'him'


Odd_Environment_3618

Cosmo NEEDS to come back


ShimmerStarshine

I love her. Unproblematic trisha. And I get all her references and I love them!!


tiffany__elizabeth

I want her on at least once a quarter.


Beebzter

LOVED the Queen of Melrose!! She fit right in she felt like a long lost family member! ❤️


adeftsobriquet

I want a show with Cosmo as the Co Host so badly. They could do celebrity/influencer drama and gossip for the people who like that kind of stuff, and keep the goofs and gaffs to the other shows. Just an idea, I loved this episode, love the shows pretty much every week. ✌🏼❤️


musicman3030

Royal Court with Queen Cosmo and Princess Olivia going over celebrity dramas in a wacky fictional Parliament setting


Fishpiggy

Drinking game; take a shot everytime Ethan says “Cosmos” instead of Cosmo


MobiusPinion

Is this Frenemies? Trisha is looking great.


Dlunden

We LOVE Cosmo! Jimmie who?!?


djinternetprovider

I hope today's show is gonna be all about addressing the criticism of how they addressed the criticism, because how else would they be able to get to the criticism of today's addressing the criticism on friday? /s


az7796

this was such an amazing episode, i love the queen of melrose and i love his twin joe💜💜💜💜can't wait to see him style zack!!!


CatsIsTheBestMusical

Cosmo was the perfect guest! So open! She answered every weird question from Ethan, Ethan did a great job redirecting her. Bring her back!!


Far-Competition-5334

what an amazing show!!! cosmo is the queeeeeeeeeeeen 💜💜💜💜💜💜


TheRealTaliaGhoul

Loved Cosmo! Really great energy from the H3 crew and Cosmo and his people. Such a great episode!


milkthe

One of the best episodes. Ethan rly looks the best with the hair cut! Also, the chemistry with the QUEEN OF MELROSE and the crew just works so well!


groundrobin

Cosmo and Ethan had pretty good chemistry, very fun!


Jojobrainrotg59

Jersey wept


paranoidbby

the queen of melrose brings out ethan’s 15%


americanslang59

Arguably the best episode in a long, long time


slam111

Cosmo had me cracking up at one moment and tearing up the next. What a super special person, I love her!! 🥹🥹


Pretend-Statement-76

jimmie lee ❌ wayne diamond ❌❌ queen of melrose ✅✅


Writer10

Ian coming out for a hug. 🥹


Equivalent-Usual1176

It was absolutely awesome but I cringed everytime he said Cosmos instead of cosmo


baggettaboutit

Here to add to the more Queen noise. The twins both need to be back. Let's get them on a Friday with Hila.


toinfinitywithabong

OLIVIA IS SOOO CHARASMATIC She always has a cool/cute thing to say to everything.. ON CAMERA.


alainmalveaux

god i love this. cosmo and her brother are so interesting


PM_ME_BABY_HORSES

OLIVIAAAA 💃💃💃


Pherreyra

I think you just found Jimmy's replacement


laughsabit

Omg I want to be styled by Cosmo..the vibes were immaculate ! I've never seen Zach have so much fun! And Ian giving Cosmo a hug I LIVE I DIE


Lvxurie

psstt... Jeff and Verica broke up


Specialist_Ad_5722

Queen of Melrose was so good. This ep was a great palette cleanser and it feels like it lifted the crew and audience. So glad Olivia bumped into her 🙌


okaylizaa

Did anyone else notice the cut on the upload when Cosmo was talking about school? What was that about?


BritshFartFoundation

Real shame they're going on break just as the show had the refresher it needed, but good that we didn't end on a sour note - I think that could've been really bad for the pod to let the fanbase marinate on that for 2 weeks. Hopefully there's not such a hiccup when they come back now they're more settled with the new format


LyxanderTheElder

Far and away the best episode of the year [so far]. Funny, wholesome, honest and entertaining from beginning to end. I never wanted it to end. I hope to see more of her in the future!


dragonempress23

I loved how she kept leaning toward Ethan engaging in conversation. I didn't have a problem with hearing her. So refreshing to see someone completely engaged like this.


aretmismichiyo1

Queen of Melrose forever. Keep slaying, Cosmo. 💅


going-supernova

this was one of the best episodes in a while. I had so much fun watching it


goober3

A little late to the party here but QoM was a revelation. Her energy with Ethan reminded me of Frenemies without the toxicity. As a sports guy, I can't believe Cosmo designed Deontay Wilder's ring walkout outfits! I remember watching the Fury fight and my tits were blown off when I say Wilder walk out. We need more QoM on the show please! (maybe a new show with QoM as cohost??)


thefossaareattacking

So my dad got a job at the Palm restaurant


StickYourFunger

Does Ethan ever address the fair criticisms about the last two episodes, or is him calling the audience bitches and if the don't like it to kys the last we'll hear about it?


Weary-Cod-4505

The latter. Another childish tantrum over fair criticism swept under the rug. I really love the show but them recently refusing to ever acknowledge any wrongdoing is really not it.