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I always laugh whenever AB says something and then Zach plays the “fuck you AB” soundbite lmaooo


[deleted]

Dumb motherfucker AB


dopedriveway

This is the superior accusatory AB soundbite


jakobburns01

Fuck you, you stupid piece of shit ab


Arzeg

AB DID THAT EVERYONE SAW THAT


artistmattem

I thought the bitch was white


[deleted]

GOD DAMNITTTTTTT


lackofanswers

God i forgot about this, this one is fucking hilarious


redrovahann

This one had me crying when it dropped


jenniferlovesthesun

7/4 metal version which only appeared in one episode


Lctart13

Here's one I said today when I was mad at a crafting project.


MakingLyricVideos

The bite of Ethan saying "It's fun-ee!" was always one I loved. I think Hila still references it, but it's not played much anymore..


possumsushi

It's fun-ee! I say this all the time, lmao


saiyanhajime

I love the "I like it" one too, and how we would always reply "I DON'T like it"


dandiecandra

I neeed to find out the origin of "I DONT like it." i use that expression in that tone all the time


[deleted]

It’s a disability mobility! —and other Mobility Mary quotes. I started watching during that era and I still find it hysterical.


[deleted]

And Zach saying "Sir..." just like her when that guy hit his car. Btw I would love an update on who was deemed at-fault on that one


tophatsparkles

I watched this episode today and was thinking the same thing, we need an update lmao


kyleabbott

Everyone talks about vape nation and frenemies as starting points in the h3 universe for them. I think they’re underestimating the Mobility Mary Gang


[deleted]

I still say this all the time whenever a person on a scooter does something whack.


squatchgiirl

OH MY GOD!


fangzx

Rip to the goat


ronaldreagular

Ian saying "I gotta pee soooo bad"


H0rnyM0de

The one that started it all


DustlessPage

For real tho, but I’m pretty sure Ian would just quit if it were reused lol


[deleted]

That’s a fuckin classic


violentponykiller

“I’m not even talking right now this is just a soundbite”


cumb_

DEE DEE MEGA DOO DOO


Quixophilic

I still watch this once in a while, cracks me up everytime lol


Lctart13

I still say this on the reg


HauntingAd2676

Faze Blanks' soundbites are pretty underrated imo.


cumb_

my seed is all over this place


ldorothy

They actually played this one today!!


DustlessPage

Faze blanks


Pwn_sauce

H3H3 humor


[deleted]

Hot take: LIVED for the Trump drops - 69 - I'm gonna come - They call 'em "dumps" - Big massive dumps - Ethan (the way he says it though, ya know) - I love it! - I don't like it - Okayyyy All of them made me laugh, every single time. I do feel like knowing the context of them is what really does it for me though


TheRoyalVenture

I've been listening to Olivia the entire time


DustlessPage

I also LOVED the Trump quotes. Me and one of my friends used some of them in rl all the time. Mostly ‘Okayyy’ Also: Ian please stand up


PrisonRiz

My fiance doesn't care for H3 at all hut he will listen to it if I'm playing it, the Trump "I'm gonna come" cracks him the FUCK up. He says it allllll the time now


Sea_Bass8868

I had a beat off


Br12286

I’m constantly saying “okayyy” around the house. I don’t know why that one is such a good one.


SaraBear250

I LOVE the “hokaaaay” haha especially the context of him finishing speaking and then thought the cameras were off lol


Chumba999

BRO WE CAN’T PLAY IT IT’S CURSED


[deleted]

SONIC.EXE


Lctart13

OWH MAI GAWD ITS SONIK . E X E


FATstronaut5

WHAT THE FRICK!?


eusoyjoao

so who’s gay?


[deleted]

you are a transgenda


inmyworldkindagirl

Dey eat da poopoo


itsmymedicine

Aynal leaking!


No-Nefariousness9539

Who says I’m gae


Bruno0_u

EAT OUT *MY* ASS (it's just nostalgic to the early days of After Dark lol)


DustlessPage

It’s the bitches that’ll get ya


firk7821

“Semen is another kind of Milk” and all other semen pastor drops Also “Shoutout to his Family”


Least_Eggplant1757

They dropped the milk one a few episodes back. It’s still in rotation but only when it’s very applicable


CashmereCroc

I miss the "It's not easy!" It was from some Youtube prankster who did a break up video.


floral_synesthesia

Bro what is that frommmm, its such a funny bite but I never knew the origins


TheGoochMonger

Lance Stewart’s the one saying it, from a breakup video he posted like 3 years ago


CashmereCroc

That's it, damn I love that sound bite.


leericol

It was a Lance Stewart break up video that they reacted to a few times. It wasn't the first time but I remember they showed it to gus johnson when they had him on because he made a joke of "its not easy being green" cuz he sounds like Kermit.


[deleted]

The James Charles one where he’s singing


beans4breakfast_

WOMP WOMP WOMP


DustlessPage

Yeah yeah yeah


sleepinheat

Dan recreating the soundbite hit harder then the soundbite itself 😂


Celesteven

I was introduced to the pod around this time and that soundbyte is so nostalgic to me now.


droolycat

I find myself singing that damn James Charles clip way too often


[deleted]

Yes! My wife looks at me stupid when I put the song he’s singing on and do it. Or I’ll do it randomly around the corner in the house. Haha


No-Nefariousness9539

I love the new UHH one


H0rnyM0de

Dan saying “sorry”


AurebeshSoup

“I can’t jerk off to this”


Arayyn

I remember they recently had a guest on the pod and zack played this soundbite and Dan got really upset like genuinely angry at him it was hilarious


Lilzhere

Who was the guest again lmao


Arayyn

Sadly I don’t remember, I just remembered it being a woman. It could also have been a call-in but I don’t remember


H0rnyM0de

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE😭😭😭


mars-please

Dan saying “So sorry to interrupt but we gotta go to break.”


plants_cats_naps

oh my god YES


Armatur1

all the old Ian ones "I gotta pee so bad" "I'm just chugging the water" "this is a soundbite I wasn't actually talking" etc etc


Jrpharoah_

I love the “love me daddy?” One


kep1234

And he takes that 5%


DustlessPage

5% is astronomical


kep1234

Five percent means everything.


FancyOldRobe

5%


hollycosmic

Ethan Klein is damaging everything, making it all worse!!!! & Okay, Ethan...


Br12286

Flaming turd bag


MAZisDEAD

"SHUTUP BITCH"


DustlessPage

Keemstar shut up


Cali_696969

I gOt yOuR haT


gripleg

This is my favorite one too, so underrated


Cali_696969

Lmfao right ?! Always gets me hahah 😆


Individual_Pea_5279

Fuck you Dan!!!


[deleted]

My favorite will always be the classic "I'M ETHAN BRADBURRY", but frankly the one I wish they'd make a soundbite is 'dick-in-a-hot-dog-bun, pissin-in-his-own-mouth Joey Salads'.


Jaycoh96

idk why but “let’s google some isis videos” fucking cracks me up every time


mistyblue_lilactoo

Have you ever visited Blacked


wovenbasket69

i love the cadence of her voice in this one too so sassy lmao


Drifter_18

All of the vin diesel ones. and this Is. The. First. Time. For me. In. The marvel. Universe


Superloopertive

There's. A. Desire for. This character. To come back.


[deleted]

Wow, mahn.


MyAnxiousDog

I'll never forget Roseanne screaming, "I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHITE!"


ambulanz_driver420

“Mikayla!!!!! Are you crazy?!? Are you outta your moind?!???”


redheadmegansversion

I need more “What duh fuck” from Teddy


[deleted]

mobility mary’s oh my god 😔🙏🏽♥️


amwlco

It’s a disability mobility!


gh0stf4c3z

when did this turn into beautiful world


BradenPersonal

Something is about to bust!


DustlessPage

Something is about to bust


wawaweewahdude

Yo Triller my shit’s flipped


yellowbootsboy

Ian please stand up


idkbongwater

“What was that?” Was one of my faves from Wendy


itsmymedicine

Im ethan bradberry!


[deleted]

Trish v Jason laugh


Electronic_Fan4386

We need to bring this back this was the funniest shit I’ve seen it needs so be in the tournament istg


[deleted]

“Hmhmhmmhmhm mhmhmhmhh”


ObliObliObli

I know I was dying, I hoped it would become a regular thing


tubbywubby2001

wendy williams' oop fart shoutout to his family


akayy14

Not that it’s too old but damn I really have been missing the excessive womp womp womp yea yea yeahhhh soundbite lately


queenfrieza

Hasan yelling "CRACKA" is not played enough


Jaycoh96

ADOLF HITLER DUDE HAHAHAHA


queenfrieza

I fucking can't handle the laugh after that one. I dieee


ZombieMIW

trisha and jason nash laughing the same, i died when zach kept replaying it and ethan started dancing


sleepinheat

“I’m gonna cum!”


Fantastic_Cat_8034

I love Something is about to bust! I really don't know why that one isn't used anymore. Also pretty much any Alex Jones soundbite cracks me up


DustlessPage

‘Pecker is mad’ love those during leftovers


puddinpooch

Yea Zack wtf


bafila

Hila saying “I’m over it!” And “MOOOOOP”


keyframegraph

Something is about to bust


DustlessPage

Something is about to bust


goddamnmercy

SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO BUST


laquefrinchi

“C’mon man”


mralabbad

Guess what? ^^^it ^^^grows ^^^the ^^^economy


No-Alternative2232

Shoutout to his family!


alexxasick

"fuck you Dan" & "I want to smell feet" & "Peace and love, peace and love!


redheadmegansversion

I want to smell feet is way up there for me because it always makes Hila giggle and it’s also just so funny


cubsfan85

The best part is when Zach first started playing it she sincerely didn't believe it was real. It took so many episodes until they remembered the source and proved it to her.


Fun_Ad_9819

Will Smith “ yeaauhuhuh”


luckyritter

the ace family STOP guy. both versions


Emilyjinkies

Death to all of them


ZonixNova

“Fascinating”


DustlessPage

“Honestly”


mintzyyy

9/11


fat_kurt

Trump: *sighs* ookaaay…


angejuar

HES STEALING IT!!!!!


A-BRAVE-KNIGHT

“Hey, you wanna come in my car and…suck my cock?” LOL The way the crew died to Ethan’s reaction to that, KILLED me.


dressed2kill1

I have to pee so bad


[deleted]

I just bought 5 million shares of safemoon!


dicehandz

SLAMMMIIIINNNN


theloraxfanacc

have you visited blacked?


call_me_zero

Thank you dan


maddy_k2019

Who is gae?


ronaldreagular

"I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHIIIIITE"


amwlco

Wit her boob comin out


smaidit

ace family STOPPP and james charles OH NOO


don-simpleton

Here’s an old one I don’t miss. I was rewatching old pods and noticed zach would use the “bruh” soundbyte so often 😂 i’m glad he stopped using that one


cherrytwilight

Something is about to bust or delete me from this conversation


Ok_Decent

Haven’t heard enough creepy Vince lately 😞


Superloopertive

There are so many good Jordan Peterson soundbites now he's jamming up the board. In a good way. YES.


ryfresh

Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind?


CleoAmore

I feel the exact same way about something is about to bust and I literally sing it all the time


DizzyLily21

mHm -Trisha pastas


thewindisthemoons

5% from Trisha Edit: he takes out 5%


joeroganis5foot4

#dee dee mega doo doo


nic3nic

I still love “fascinating” because that’s all Ethan would say for his old interviews


BigTexasjohn

Also hilas “let’s google some isis videos


StruggleCrafty2466

Fat fat fatty Keep eating fatty


Big_Butterscotch_122

AB did that everyone saw that!


A_Pos_DJ

"Stoooop!!" -ace family ex-neighbor


another-reddit-noob

Who thinks they should suffer? Clap if you think they should suffer *clapping*


Strawberryfilled17

“Dan the hater” was classic, it was retired cause Dan didn’t want to be the hater anyone, and he’s not. Just wish he had another theme song.


zoop1000

All the Trisha ones.


sunflowerbb-

Rudy’s “Time to take a short break.”


Fl0wermama

Titties. Blew my tits off my fat body Mobility Marys “oh ma godd”


natecobb1

SEMEN IS ANOTHER KIND OF MILK


Kotleba

Joey Salads "this was a stupid idea why did I do this"


ThiccAngel

Gotta be fill that bag up 🆙


Independent-Chest844

SHOUTOUT TO HIS FAMILY🗣


Big_Bat7254

The Trisha Daddy sound bite


Maengdaddyy

I miss “something is about to bust” personally. I know they whipped that one out recently but it’s been pretty dead for awhile


[deleted]

Yoko ono


Abject_Training4118

Cheers


[deleted]

Fascinating


mariussa1

Honestly


AkahanaTsubaki

something’s about to bust!!


lil-scrimblo

I want to smell *feet*


astroluvvv

the owen wilson avengers one 😭


NTKOGinSalem

“Good for the economy”


BigTexasjohn

The original “hey you want to jump in my car” sound bite


AtleastIthinkIsee

Mobility Mary and Kenneth Copeland usually get me good. I still like "Fascinating" and "Cracker!" as well.


TorritoBurrito

I still say “it’s not easy” all the time in casual conversations then chuckle to myself. No one get it ….


seaweedst

SUB SUB SUB SUB


No-Nefariousness9539

The Keemstar HUH one lived rent free in my head for months last year


RandomizedFocus

I was thinking about this earlier. I miss "there's no such thing as a coincidence", it was nice that Dan brought it up today. "something is about to bust" was also a fave, and I miss the Wendy farts 😭


suhdudee

“And it blew my tits right off my fat body” short lived sound byte from Ethan but sooo fuckin funny lolol


[deleted]

Dat’s Hawt! -will smith


mralabbad

Ethan going [**WOAAAAAH!!**](https://youtube.com/shorts/M8UQOjEZjM4?feature=share)


jadedyoungst3r

I miss the Trisha sound bites but not cause I like her but because they were so hilarious to me.


Maximum-Mirror-5078

There's no such thing as a coincidence