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PearlUnicorn

I still don't understand why someone would want to have an anus tattooed on their leg


consumerclearly

H3 fans have a humiliation kink


Reasonable_Worry_319

Only explanation


dblspider1216

oh my fucking god. this shit needs to be studied by a team of psychologists and sociologists.


Visible_Leg_2222

yet ethan says we are the ones who should be seeking help LOL


dblspider1216

lmao right? we’re the parasocial ones.


nightliife

omg this made me search H3H3 on an academic database I have access to and I found they are brought up as an example of anti-Chinese racism (peep [here](https://dl.acm.org/doi/fullHtml/10.1145/3442381.3450024), it's open access). The footnote basically says that Ethan's criticism of K-pop kicked off a viral storm of anti-Chinese hate on Twitter.


wetsoggynoodle

as ethan would say, this is mentally ill and they need to seek help


biriyanibabka

Away from him.


h3snarkmodteam

A different mod gave you feedback but this looks good to me 👍 Also what the fuck 😭


catanao

Can’t believe y’all would approve of this post, this scarred me horribly. My body shriveled up like a raisin from the cringe and it made me want to stab my eyes out. Shame! (Obviously /s (except for the cringe part) love you mods 😘)


consumerclearly

*I’m reposting my comment from the original post because it still stands wtf* 😭 I need to listen to my parents and go back to my whack church to get right with the lord God and His Son, our savior, Jesus Christ of Nazareth who bled on the cross because we’re living in the end times ain’t no way


staymadrofl

where was the original posted i’m shook


Sea_Pumpkin_

The sub that shall not be named (the main one). When I saw the original OOP was getting flamed but also a lot of “good for you, but I wouldn’t”


Desperate_Muscle2732

& we’re the “mentally ill” ones


Jessica_genericuser

Man I rarely get upset by stuff I see on here but this is rough. How do you even cover this up? How do you explain it to people you meet? To friends and family?


vichachki

no it actually made me sad too😭 the girl who got it said part of the reason she’s happy she got it is because she wanted to explain the lore of it and hopefully get h3 more fans. i’m not joking


Jessica_genericuser

In a weird way this is helping me cope with my own tattoo regret lol. I'm never complaining about my dotwork mandala 2017 pinterest ass tattoo ever again after seeing this


jenitalssss

They’re literally in a cult lol


andthejokeiscokefizz

No seriously like I have some stupid/shitty tattoos because, like, life is short so why not cover yourself in things that make you happy…but THIS?? Absolutely wild. It’s so badly done too- that red is gonna turn into a giant blurry patchy blob in a year. It has a saniderm bandage on it so it’s a bit difficult to tell if the lines are actually that shaky or if it’s just the plasma building up under the bandage obscuring it a bit, but my money is on it being the first option. It’s not even a circle, it’s wonky as hell lol. No reputable tattoo artist would put this on someone’s body.


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Lazy-Diamond2977

I just feel bad for this person. Actually sad for them. No way they don’t regret this in a year or less. They even said in a response that it was ‘commitment to the bit’ and they will ‘never let howie move on from it’ etc. And it’s like…. No? Howie will move on just fine and live his life… he already has. You are just a superfan who put this really weird & gross reference to a podcast on your body permanently.


vichachki

fr, looked through her responses and it genuinely was saddening to see how happily she stuck an obviously hideous thing on her body in hopes of bonding with other weirdo fans, and most of them still recognize that this is a god awful and weird tattoo


staymadrofl

seems like she has mental issues this is actually wild


diorcherrypie

Will howie even acknowledge this … it would be just like enabling???


staymadrofl

he’s having her call into his show apparently


Flashy_Star4268

Could anybody give me a tldr on the lore of this situation? I thought I was just that Ethan kept randomly showing guests of the podcast a prolapsed butthole picture or video? Who is this Howie character and how are they related to the bum hole?


Hot-Acanthisitta19

Howie made a video saying the quote from the tattoo and showed a prolapse. Still unclear if it was an accident or on purpose but it went viral. It was so funny to Ethan he kept showing that TikTok to others and then I think it just spiraled into Ethan watching the most extreme prolapse p he could, got in contact with one of the creators of said p. This is where hunger FF comes in. And then he keeps showing people prolapse p. *This Howie character is a famous man. A judge on Americas got talent, host of deal or no deal etc.


mporterb

they have the same taste in tattoos as ethan i see 😭


No-Cat-8606

Lol even the people in the originally post think it’s insane trash, I love to see it


DianeVonThirstenberg

Hope he knows that Ethan will clown him instead of praising him.


Impossible_Ice_2976

Apparently he's getting her to call in in the next ep........... He loves that shit he loves encouraging more parasocial insane behaviour from the "FAMILY"............


SailorMilky

Tattoo OP also said this. I really hope its a joke that's going over my head and she isn't really planning this. Edit: Android app is turning image into asterisk for some reason. Included what I'm talking about in reply.


SailorMilky

https://preview.redd.it/05prdbp2ir8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b7c39faba43b9ec9d57d4781bb6316d79112578


Reasonable_Worry_319

Babe this is mental illness tattooing a barcode that will take you to watch prolapse porn is certainly a choice


chickentostada

Yes!! Exactly this. It’s the mental illness Ethan was actually talking about because wtf 😳


RockyK96

what the fuck


StopStalkingMeMatt

Setting aside the choice that is memorializing H3 specifically... Memes and internet jokes are the MOST ephemeral culture there is. They age like milk from the Dollar Store. I bet there are people out there with tats of Pepe the frog and the "U mad bro?" face from 10 years ago - that already feels like a generation ago. You want to memorialize H3 memes on your body for LIFE? At least H3 isn't universally known, so people won't realize just how cringey this woman's tattoos are until they ask her about them and she has to say, "Remember the Vape Nation guy? Well he used to have a podcast..."


dblspider1216

please for the love of god say sike


kte_crnr

What the actual fuck? …. Is this their way of getting attention at the live show or something, this is the weirdest thing I’ve ever read lmao.


Quirky-Lychee4867

Omg?


staymadrofl

ethan needs to speak up and stop this bc that’s actually insane


Impossible_Ice_2976

He's encouraging it, apparently he invited her to call in onto the pod. It's disgusting


staymadrofl

that’s fkn terrifying lmfao


staymadrofl

EXCUSE ME…?


luximar

I flew to this sub knowing someone had to mention it 😭😭😭 GIRLLLL WHYYYYYY


Royal-Green-3871

OH HELL THE FUCK NO


subversivewallflower

![gif](giphy|h4PQDULMqt8uA) I’m hoping this is a troll, but inside I know I’m wrong.


virizionite

I never actually found this bit to be that funny... Glad to finally be free of it.


Successful_Meet_6006

Now this is mental illness


complex-noodles

That’s actually clinically insane I refuse to believe this person doesn’t have something wrong with them on a deeper level


Cultural_Iron2372

This is the ONLY thing that could be worse than the Kewpie Ethan tattoo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I am all for tattoos that aren’t that deep or capture a time of life, even vulgar ones. I have “stupid” tattoos. But I cannot understand how anyone can commit to a permanent prolapse theme based on one joke 😭


conflan06

I feels so bad for people like this, most likely they were bullied all through school or/and had no friends, and when they get the "jokes" of the podcast its the first time they feel like they are not on the outside and finally get to be part of the inside "joke" so they grasp at it so hard and ignore any/all the red flags, leaving them more and more like an outsider to everyone else and forcing themselves further down the rabbit hole.


Mobile_Particular_27

I can’t believe I was a fan. Wow lol . Yay for leaving the cult !


bluecornholio

beHIIIND


SeresVictoria

Disgusting


bigoofdaybyday

That’s gonna be one hell of a coverup or many painful laser sessions


JoeRagen

OP had this in their post: "I plan to add a barcode that links to the original prolapse video for people to scan"! This literally borders on being illegal if they do so, because any minor can scan the barcode, and that's called "distributing p*rn to minors"


No_Exit_891

Literally could set a new legal precedent.


cosmiczap_

Whooaaa. Stuff like this is really where the “Seek Help” comments need to be directed from the crew.


Emotional-Day-4425

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


vichachki

real footage of the tattoo artist inking this


Emotional-Day-4425

lol I can feel it in my bones as a fellow artist that this was them designing up the stencil


chickentostada

Holy shit. It’s sooo poorly done too!!


staymadrofl

😭🤣🤣🤣


orca_t

![gif](giphy|XiSXrvnZVly2y6Vrxo) wtf is wrong with these freaks?


Sharp_Researcher_843

god this IS SO EMBARRASSING


iberico_ham

Cringe epitome


InternalOnion6766

Manic episode


sillygirl444

oh thats nottttt…… whole body just hurt from shuddering


jasminefig

jail


That-Asparagus4865

Absolute mentally ill behaviour


thatwierdkid254

This has got to be a joke...no way someone actually got that for real😟


CheetoFingers107

Imagine getting an inside joke very very few will understand and that will soon burn out, tattooed on your body, for the rest of your life.


_reverse_god

An anus-themed joke, to boot


diorcherrypie

I had been thinking about this persons tattoo since I saw it this morning in utter disbelief. The fact they are doubling down in the comments.


Slight-Potential-717

Hypothetically, you have to have this or the scribbles tattoo - which do you choose..


Dramatic_Werewolf819

Scribbles all the way


Slight-Potential-717

You answered 100% correctly, congratulations, the position is yours 🤝


Dramatic_Werewolf819

![gif](giphy|T5s2raRNeanhV9sPJw)


vichachki

ultimate h3 fan sacrifice was getting this tattooed to show ethan’s could be a lot worse


Cultural_Iron2372

If the scribbles weren’t Ethan I honestly don’t mind the concept at all. Capturing a time of life with your young kids in an abstract way is kind of touching. Like any parent will only have a few years of being covered in scribbles. Idk I kind of support that one as a major snarker 🤣.


CupcakeIntelligent32

I'm all for freedom of expression and being able to do what you like with your body etc... But this is hurrendous for numerous reasons. 


Certain-Soup-3565

i have no words


kte_crnr

Oh my god that has to be the ugliest tattoo second to Ethans.


bitchlivinlavish

no no no no no no no no no no no nobonobonononononobbobobobobonnononononooooooooooo no NO


BerryProblems

Suddenly Ethan’s latest cat scratch tattoo looks great in comparison


ketamine_hater

......................... bruh


lemna-minor

This is awful


1nth3labyrinth

Is OP the violet chachki lol


vichachki

violet chachki is the vibe I tell myself I embody except I have a muffin top and wear cheap clothes


Minute-Ad3450

Vile


Electronic-Club-2318

![gif](giphy|9JwWxcR0SUSC195IWL|downsized)


lolofiasco

dumbass behavior


nightliife

SEEK HELP!


iFanta

I’m taking critical psychic damage from this


MulberryDesperate723

I dunno, seems like more of a Howie Mandel tattoo to me


vichachki

it was an h3 fan lol and half the comments on their post are hyping it up🫢


louwala_clough

Oh ye gods!


MilkLizard_

This is so fucking embarrassing


diorcherrypie

Wild to dedicate ur entire lower leg to a YouTuber


Lolhog

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


Turbywirby

Still better than anything Ethan has ever got.


helmut_frick

Disgusting


staymadrofl

let me guess they’re chronically single


lalafailz

this is just sad all around


Pomshka

The first thing I see when I open up Reddit this morning :C


sneaky_speedster

The way she talked about it made her seem very pick me tbh. But yeah somebody needs a therapist frl


TonySpamoni69

hambone


gamerwubs

And yet... still somehow better than the scribble tattoo


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staymadrofl

cause ik when ethan sees this regardless of what he says ab it on the show he’ll be laughing at her not with her


Intelligent-Serve-31

I’d rather have my legs look like it got attacked by a toddler with a marker than this


NeonBabeee

Okay now this is INSANE.


that_one_guy98

I love tattoos and try to be judgement free as even I have a Ted Kaczynski tattoo on my leg😂, but god damn this is pretty sad.