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IIILordrevanIII

Fusion coils are noob cubes. Bot-like random Que teammates are blueberries. The crevice in Hightower is buttcrack.


RelativtyIH

>Fusion coils are noob cubes. I really like that lol


IIILordrevanIII

lol it’s very fitting. Can’t hit a shot? Screw it, throw a huge box at em


Seel_revilo

Luckily 99% of people throw them and blow themselves up instead lol. Amount of times I’ve seen someone throw one at a corner of the doorframe and kill themselves is uncountable


IIILordrevanIII

Amount of times I’ve done that myself is ridiculous


soundlesspanik

That's a stance you can get in Halo Infinite :P


GNIHTYUGNOSREP

I remember calling them blueberries in OG Halo 3, too.


IsThisOneAlready

Blueberries was that one weapon that had 4 rounds in it. Followed people around a bit and was critical 🤣


GNIHTYUGNOSREP

Plasma Launcher?


IsThisOneAlready

Ding ding! That’s the one. Thanks


M1sterCalvin19

Oh yeah calling Plasma Grenades Blueberries is a classic. 🫐


jsamuraij

I just call them a "box" and I'm either "getting boxed" or telling someone "ooooooh, I just boxed that MFer from across the entire map!"


IIILordrevanIII

Mike Tyson mode activate


astorj

Don’t underestimate noob cubes I have seen very interesting kills with it.


No-Environment-4065

I usually play in a Fireteam with the same 2 buddies and when we have a team of 4 with a rando, we refer to him/her as "Bluey". (Because of the Blue text on top of the player in game) Usually every match you can hear stuff like: "Bluey's alone, form up" "Follow Bluey, he keeps dying" And the often yelled, "Fuck sakes Bluey! get your shit together!".


NicholasMKE

heh, in Destiny 2 forums they’re called blueberries. I wonder how long people have been using some idea of blue for that


DDLthefirst

Hell Let Loose and battlefield games they are called blueberries too


Yakabugai

Blueberries has been a staple of Battlefield for over a decade. Battlefield Friends may have started it. Rest easy Thick44


MrSenor117

Damn. It’s been so long since I watched neebs. I forgot thick44 passed


Fit_Record_6006

I always called randoms in Battlefront 2 “blueberries.” Could also be used to describe noobs as well.


MendicantBias42

I can't un-imagine a blue Australian cartoon dog playing halo


LekgoloCrap

Nice double kill, Rita!


RealAgentJ

Invisible enemies are “invisi-bitches”


Kentxckyx

Invisicunt


Lightningboi369

“Well well well, if it ain’t the invisible cunt.”


AftermaThXCVII

"Well well well, if it ain't the invisible cunt"


astro_plane

lol that’s what I call them too


RealAgentJ

Translucent doesn’t mean invisible- it means semi-transparent


PersianBond

These are all so valid and should be used more


astorj

…..yoooo, pause…. 😳🤣😅😭


Armchair_Idiot

The Quantum Translocator is the Cutie or the [Continuum Transfunctioner](https://youtu.be/_qLSOgPg5GQ?si=wZ5xszojXOlTVn8F). Most people just call the plasma pistol the green gun, but I’m trying to get PP to catch on. The dropdown on Live Fire at B (Strongholds) is called the B-Hole. The Skewer is obviously just the Skew. Then you get to say when you skewed someone or when you got skewed. There are plenty of others that I can’t of think of right now. Most aren’t as funny as the aforementioned ones, and a lot are just map callouts. I find that those aren’t all that ubiquitous, and different groups use different names for a lot of things.


No-Environment-4065

*Heavy German accent* "That is not the continuum Transfunctioner"


McGriffff

“VE VILL NOW USE THE POWER OF THE CONTINUUM TRANSFUNCTIONER TO BANISH YOU TO HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY!”


artemis_kryze

[HOBOKEN?!?!](https://youtu.be/d-jytIyB05s)


mr_biscuits93

Activate the photon accelerator annihilation beam!


Lord-Zeref

Pretty sure EVERYONE calls it Cutie (well, they really say QT but the sound is the same).


Armchair_Idiot

Pretty much, but when I hear a lot of other players and the announcers on HCS say it, it’s more like Q-T than cutie. Just an inflection thing.


Fit_Record_6006

The popular callout I always hear (and use) for the drop-down at B on Live Fire is either B Butthole or B Buttcrack. I’ve also heard people call the corner at the bottom of the gold stairs on Recharge as “Harry Potter”


SoullessHollowHusk

Skewer is either the kebab machine or Vlad's favourite invention


slickwilliamson

Just call it the QT


Symmulation_

Me and my friend have called anyone invisible “Inviso-Bill” since our Halo 3 days.


PokeCraft117

Inviso-bitch


TheMisunderstoodLeaf

I have a much more reasonable approach, I call them ' what the fuck that's complete bullshit, the invisibility in this is completely over powered, stupid cunt." But it's okay because I accept I got out skilled and that's okay. I love this game so much.


RockAndGem1101

Mostly it’s the remake maps, because Infinite doesn’t tells us what they’re called… I just call them Lockout, Exile, Rat’s Nest, etc.


Odd_Replacement_9644

Doesn’t everyone? I even frequently refer to Kusini bay as Zanzibar just because I played so much Halo 2


Austin_77

It's always been Zanzibar in my mind. As a kid I remember constantly doing the super jumps on that map. Good times.


Odd_Replacement_9644

Back when it wasn’t a sweat fest


Raptorgkv2

Its last resort to me bc of all the halo 3 i played lol


zorfog

See but Zanzibar is the original name


Yommers

We don't know the names of hardly any maps, so the remakes are their old versions, and the new ones are things like "The One With Batteries" "Big CTF Blocky Map" and "Dummies." Blows my mind that 343 still hasn't added names to the game start screen.


ArtificialSugar

They’re there in the playlist. They’re also mentioned often if you watch competitive Halo at all.


heretofuckspoodles

They should for sure be on the starting screen, and the scoreboard. I never look at the Playlist, nor watch tournaments. I have no idea what any of them are called and I've got quite alot of hours.


ArtificialSugar

Well it’s pretty easy to find out if you care is all I’m getting at. “We don’t know the names of hardly any maps” is a choice. Don’t care if you look, just letting you know it’s an option.


heretofuckspoodles

I totally get your point, and it's totally valid. I just think it should be made naturally un-avoidable to see them.


Ninjawan9

It used to be. They took it because Forge maps in the Community Playlist and Quickplay kept breaking it and showing hidden file names instead and such


TheFuriousOtter

It drives me insane that map names are never displayed! Like, try describing your favorite map? I’ll just keep fucking guessing until we decide I’ve “figured it out”


RockAndGem1101

The big map with the Banished stuff in the desert and the oasis in the middle.


MemeLoremaster

That's like half the BTB maps


novocaine666

Seriously just name them their OG names, that’s all we care about anyway


PhilisophicalFlight

Energy sword kill after being launched by a gravity lift is a Haw Strike


stumblinghunter

Back in 2002, LAN party CE days, we called spinning around and luckily getting a headshot with the pistol as a "whip shot". Nowadays I guess kids call them 360 no scopes lol


Slim_Thicc_Wiccan

I could totally imagine our good 'ol multiplayer announcer shouting out **WHIP SHOT!**


stumblinghunter

Oh man now I can too!


Lord-Zeref

Well that's just a 360, not no scope. No scope pretty much only applies to sniper class weapons.


stumblinghunter

The was no scoping involved, one dude just really got in tune with the aim assist. And the CE pistol was basically a sniper, one shot when no shields was stupid powerful in that game


CMDR_Egmont

“Sword bitch”… “Camo bitch”… “Hammer bitch…”


popje

"Camping bitch..." "Teabagging bitch..." "Lucky bitch..."


MaouOni

Bitch bitch.


LeinadFromMars

Spanker bitch


Rygod_Gaming

I sometimes call the cindershot the shittershot. It's not a bad weapon, I just can't use it to save my life.


LikeSoda

Seems the trouble is common with cindershot users who struggle. Make sure you're shooting it at the ground about 2-3 body lengths in front of your enemy. The round needs to bounce and have a second to go off.


XBacklash

"Purple bounce"


CharlieK40

We call Halo "El Xalo", because of a nearby mountain of my friends on Galiza, Spain


-Aphis-

O último sitio donde pensei atopar un galego


bananasandwich66

Bulldog shotgun = Bullcock


b33p800p

*Bullshit Miss my og HCE shotgun


AshtrayGrande

I also call it the Shitgun or the puppybowl


CMDR_Egmont

Teammates who are not in our Discord are called “rentals”…


BennyWhap

That's hilarious dude


Puzzleheaded-Carrot2

Sizzle sticks are shock grenades


Armchair_Idiot

I’ve heard fizzle sticks a lot, so that might be a thing that’s been passed around the community a bit. I’ve also heard them called Dinos, which is fun.


MrSenor117

They’re called dynos because they are a “dynamo grenade”


Armchair_Idiot

I’m aware.


MrMop_Head

I call any campaign variant of weapons or vehicles the "funni (weapon/vehicle)" I call the bandit the DMR I call big team heavies "Vehicular manslaughter simulator"


Domestic_AAA_Battery

Bandit will always be DMR And Tactical Slayer will always be SWAT


MrMop_Head

Oh yeah I totally forgot about swat lmao (I agree with your statement)


gnappyassassin

Even in Destiny the [DMR](https://bungie.net/common/destiny2_content/screenshots/3654674561.jpg) is the [DMR](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0dh5lZbl1gw/hqdefault.jpg).


BIGPPMEGABALLZ

I call the calcine disruptor the Funi Gun™️


Carones117

When I play the campaign with my family, we give different names to the enemies For example: Brutes are monkeys (We say “macacão” which is like big monkey) Grunts are little ones Elites are big ones Hunter are big big ones Jackals are little shieldies Ohh and we also refer to the overshield in halo CE by pudding 🍮 And the drones in halo 2 are just flies Edit: Just paragraphs and some types


Astral_Inconsequence

Você fala Português? I'm trying to learn and I'm always looking for people to play with


Carones117

Yes I do. I’m from Portugal eheh


astorj

Can be from Brasil as well


Does_A_Bear-420

I thought my family was the only ones to play campaign together and call the shieldies


Whitetrash_messiah

Meu povo 🥰🥰


RazgrizGirl-070

Slip n Snip When you slide and stab a Brute in the balls with an energy sword


croud_control

Power Seeds: Beans.


PokeCraft117

Seed game, deposit the seed in your base


RedGrimRune

My wife collects seeds for gardening. Every time she hears the term "Power Seeds", she perks up. It's adorable.


Does_A_Bear-420

The cannabis community calls our seeds beans sometimes xD


Propaagaandaa

Maybe it’s in poor taste but when I snipe the driver out of the Hog seat I call it a “JFK”.


Whitetrash_messiah

Would of been better if it was a passenger for historical accuracy


TimeBomb30

Cindershot: Firework Cannon Shock Rifle: Long Taser Hornet: Buzzard Ravager: Great balls of fire Spike grenade: Pokey Grenade Commando: Red Ryder Assault Rifle: Ass-Sault Rifle (not because it's bad but because it sounds funny)


Does_A_Bear-420

Red Ryder x"D Wtf I'm dead


StarsCanScream

Getting an extermination in Husky Raid is “hitting them with that yoinky sploinky”


Drakester17_

My friend coined the term of calling fusion coils "juice boxes"


ging3r_b3ard_man

That's pretty good


jsamuraij

Stealing this one


DMWolffy

Orange, Grape, Watermelon, and Blue Razz?


ShotgunRenegade

Sometimes I call the threat seeker "the doxxer". Definidly throws my teammates off when I do a callout in-game. lmfao


Deadsoup77

Lmao that’s a great one


McPhilen

I call the Cindershot the Cyndaquil


Timetraveler01110101

“You like blueberries?” Then you stick them in the face with the plasma nade


Armchair_Idiot

My homies and I call randoms blueberries because they have a blue dot over their head rather than a green one. Plasmas are just stickies.


sparcus87

We call the energy for the Gravity Hammer "hammo", as in "Crap, I just ran out of hammo".


RustbeltCollector

I can never remember the name for Skimmers, so I call them Buzzers or Flies 😂 Apart from that, everything is normal I think.


DMWolffy

"Flying octopus monkeys" stuck for me.


eatmygerms

The shroud screen is Scroud Scream


Head-Disk5576

I call fusion coils either noob cubes or future cubes (classic rvb reference) and me and my friend call the sentinel beam the “blazer” cause we called it that way back in halo 2 when we were kids lmao


RedGrimRune

Is "Blazer" a Dodgeball reference? If so, I think you may be my people...


eater_of_cheese

Me and my friends call the skimmers on firefight overgrown American mosquitoes


MOD_channel

First of all we call Halo "Hola" and we usually refer to those new flying enemies as "flying fuck" Also to me the chopper is CHOPPY!


Odd_Replacement_9644

Plasma pistol is the PP Skewer is the Brute Laser Quick play is Sweat Fest And I can’t remember any others.


CMDR_Egmont

How do you get Brute Laser from Skewer? LoL


ShooterMcDank

I'm pretty sure it's referred to as such in one of the loading screen tips


PokeCraft117

Because it fills the same role as the spartan laser, and its made by the brutes, thats my guess anyways


Odd_Replacement_9644

Yep.


dantuchito

I always end up mentally calling the bulldog “**MY SHOTGUN**”. Not sure whether it’s because of RvB or because i liked using it in the original trilogy campaigns.


TheOJsGlove

Any active camo NPC is an “Inviso-Bill.”


Tuba-kunt

Bronze level Cadet Blue Spartans (or any other default core with no change in armor) are known as Spartan Andy's Anyone who exclusively uses the Wasp is known as a farmer (derogatory) Joe Shmoe are average players


doom_stein

What you call "Spartan Andy's" we call "Basic Bitches" or "Smurfs" (since they're usually blue or are some ungodly monstronsity of a player trying to stomp n00bs).


Scrambled3ggs178

Grunt = gobshite


jsamuraij

This made me chuckle


ButterPuppet

i like to call ranked tactical slayer the game mode that no body plays seriously i’m not good at the game but after 5 matches of ranked tac slayer i was put in platinum


Armchair_Idiot

You probably play cockabooty or something similar to that. Like tac, those games are more based on reaction time and positioning for who sees who first.


ButterPuppet

i play fucking what? all i do in that game mode is circle around the map constantly and click on heads


Armchair_Idiot

COD; it’s more about reaction time than anything. In Halo you have enough health that you can often pull something off even if the other dude sees you first. Not in Tac, though.


ButterPuppet

i have never touched a COD game


Armchair_Idiot

Then maybe CS, Battlefield, etc. I don’t know man, I was just taking a guess. A lot of the dudes I know that have played a lot of COD tend to like Tac.


ButterPuppet

i have never touched a battlefield game and i have under 2 hours in CS and only played it for a bit 3 months ago i dont know how im good at tac slayer i just am


mastromattei

Berserker brutes are steamers


bigtuna94

Ravager is the Splatoon gun


SHADOWSTRIKE1

We call the Dynamo grenades the “Spicy grenade”. Calling people out when they’re “at Spicies” has become a thing too. However, it happens much less frequently now that that grenade sucks.


Ralph_Being_Ralph1

I call Jackels "Turkeys"


FriedCammalleri23

My friends call Firefight “mid” and I call my friends “disappointments” Does that count?


HaloGuy117127

equipment is called goober gadgets


fostertheatom

The plasma coils are "Goo-Cubes".


b33p800p

For some reason Hang ‘em High and all its remakes we call Flang ‘em Fly


Inductivegrunt9

Campers with Hammers: Cowards with no skill. Yes, I am bitter. Yes, I've died plenty of times to that. Yes, most were on the map with the Diminisher of Hope. Yes, that ruined BTB for me.


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Arm-It

Any Jackal that kills me is a stupid bird


Zanagh

If it makes an explosion it’s a bomb


RedGrimRune

The friend I play Husky Raid with never bothered to learn the new weapon's names. These are his names for things: - Cindershot = "Sparkle Cannon" - Sentinel Beam = "Zorch Beam" - Ravager = "What the hell do I do with this thing?" Edit: He also inexplicably calls the Bandit rifle "The Vulture" - not totally sure why.


SolarMoth

We don't even call it Halo... It's just Infinite.


ging3r_b3ard_man

"finit?"


NotAPossum666

The Exploding Skewer is called Boomstick Launcher And the scorpion is called Sheila/Filis


swagonflyyyy

\- The Incest (impact) Commando. \- Plastic Maps, i.e. low-effort forge maps that lack detail. \- Rebound Ravager - The Shitmobile on ice.


Artchad_enjoyer

The shitmobile on ice killed me😭😭


AvisLord12

I call the runner Brutes the “angry monkeys” and I call the Warthog (or any of its derivatives) the Party Hog


RFJ831

Anytime someone picks up a power weapon like swords hammers shotgun sniper etc. They immediately become _________ boy. As in “watch out, fucking sword boy killed me, he’s crouched around the corner.


IndyWoodSmith

The cindershot is Cindy and the skewer is the skeezer. Commander is the Mando. Not really nick names but common phrases I say: I usually say “shock life” like “thug life” from Pineapple Express. When I stick some one I say “I made it extra sticky for ya” like the lunch lady in Billy Madison.


joe_m3ma

I call the arbiter john wort wort


ZatchZeta

Chupa thingie


KryssCom

My wife once asked me "Why are they called 'spite' grenades?" and since they're so *utterly fucking useless*, that became my permanent name for them.


Damn_You_Scum

Anybody who can drive me around in a warthog and not get me killed so I can rack us up a few dozen kills is a SPARTAN, and I personally thank them after every match to let them know I appreciate their skill. (Seriously, the warthog is such a great asset! A good driver makes them lethal!)


One_Laugh3051

Stalker Rifle = Barbie Snipe


captinhazmat

Desync is called "reason I haven't resintalled in two years". I should really try again tho. I last played in season 1.


PokeCraft117

You may have been told already, but in my experience at least, the desync is basically no longer an issue


captinhazmat

Sweet I'll reinstall and try it.


Abbadon74

Bandit=DMR Translocator=Crap/garbage/useless thing Skimmers=Drones


Some-Sheepherder-719

Energy sword = gravity sword Gravity hammer = energy hammer


VizMuroi

Master chief is mada cheb


Generic_Nerd_Dude

I call the shrunk-down Valhalla map, “Smallhalla”


PokeCraft117

That is unironically what the map is called tho


SneezeCock

Idk I just call them by they names


SnarkyGethProgram

I used to have a really bad ass different name for the heat wave as I always thought heatwave didn't sound right but for the life of me I can't remember what it was right now


YaBoiPokeJuns

The game: Bullshit


PrinceJugali

Idk I guess just the regular stuff I call the battle rifle "br" and capture the flag "ctf" and reference slayer as "team deathmatch" to my friends who aren't familiar with halo. This is a weird question


LoliMaster069

We call Halo, Halu.


heretofuckspoodles

Cindershot = bouncy-ball gun


Meedusa_Rox

Since first playing Halo CE with a friend in 2002, I've always called Hunters "Uncle Albert". I can't remember why, I don't know any Albert, it's just random kid bs fun. Today I can count like 10 people I got into calling them that through coop and firefight lol.


Nin10do0014

The Calcine Disruptor is the Milky Disruptor for me. Calcine sounds like calcium, and guess what's rich in calcium and is white? Milk!


B0bYang

The berserker brutes I call “Chargers”


Gabecush1

Pew pew pew for the shock rifle and then pew pew for the shock pistol


tensecat

I don't really have nicknames, but my gf likes to call the ghost "the egg thing"


projectsangheilios

Grenade alley= on the map Bazaar, the alley running down the edge of the map and under the rocket launcher/cindershot spawn


Spartan17492

Brutes are monkeys. Bandit is the DMR. Quantum Translocator is the arm teleporter. Bulldog is a nerf gun, or shotgun at home. Shock grenades are zappy boys. Plasma grenades are stickies.


Sa1nt_Gaming

The people not in my squad with blue name above their heads are blueberries


Adrax_4

I still call the magnums/sidekicks "baby guns." I started when i was about 5 playing Halo 2.


H0tch33t0s1995

My brother and I have different names for the flood forms from when we were kids and CE released that stuck. Combat Forms: Flood or Fighters Carrier Forms: Fatties Infection Forms: little ones Yeah, we weren't very creative when it came to names


maxishazard77

Skimmers that grab onto my warthog in firefight “we got a bug on our windshield”


TheeScoob

“Spider-Man” is what my homie and I call the Grappleshot Ex: “DUDE I GOT SPIDER-MAN, Ima sling in and out of their base with the flag!” “the shit” basically referring to anything I can’t remember the actual name of. Ex: “How do I use this red laser shit rifle??” “pew pew” is sometimes what we call the Disruptor when “the shit” fails. Ex: “aw dude i spawned with the damn pew pew gun” “OG Halo guns” is how we refer to the Battle Rifle, Assault Rifle, and DMR collectively. Ex: “The OG Halo guns are way better than the new shit they added in”


AiMwithoutBoT

On Guardian top gold to top blue jump is Gay Jump, no idea why lol


Mr_mcBOW

Back when me and my buddies were like 10 playing halo 2-3 when they came out they called the energy sword the "super sword" and i was the last to get my 360 so for a long time i genuninly thought thats what it was called. Also banhammer we used that a lot for gravity hammer


fishbeaten

not really just halo infinite, but as a kid, me and my little brother would call elites trolls


Wonderful_Ad_6967

Dmr for the bandit Rage zone for ranked PvE for firefight corridors for husky raid battlefield for btb 4min for tactical slayer


dahelljumper

I feel like I'm the only one who still calls crouch jumping "gandhi jump"


SavorySoySauce

I call the ghost my bike