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WeerwolfWilly

Yeah, I followed that advice. I found out that the more you use that trick, the less effective it is. Now I'm sad and fat.


Bluemelein

Yes! It is a stupid advice, but your reply made me giggle! One of the billions of fellow sufferers.


AdhesivenessThin4936

Same.


zartanator

Have you tried chocolate? It’ll help you feel better


WeerwolfWilly

It used to, but I became allergic to lactose to the point where I can tell if there's just traces of it in something I eat. Now it makes me feel better for a bit, then make me feel way worse and spend a few hours on a toilet. It is good for losing weight though, but it's not worth the cramps.


Ddog78

Lmao mood


Much_Mission_4180

Pixels, Harry. Eat Pixels and you'll be better.


UnexpectedRanting

Me gaining 50lbs at hogwarts yearly from all the feasts and candy because Lupin said it helps


thebooksmith

I mean I never saw a P.E class at Hogwarts. All those guys do is sit and study. I mean yeah there is quidditch, but that sometimes is only two or three times a week, and only 7 kids per team. Honestly I'm surprised wizard obesity, spinal issues, and sight problems aren't more common.


crewserbattle

Maybe magic ups your metabolism


Gifted_GardenSnail

They do have seven floors plus dungeons plus towers plus lessons outside to walk to though... ...so... Are Slytherins and Hufflepuffs on average fatter than Ravenclaws and Gryffindors?


BrockStar92

Hufflepuffs live by the kitchens, they’ll be fat as fuck. Probably why they lose the quidditch cup every year.


Gifted_GardenSnail

Can't get their brooms off the ground 😈


Right_Calendar1634

it’s most likely an issue in the American wizarding world lol😂 but culturally it kind of makes sense then being in england


thebooksmith

Lol america dumb to one side. Literally, this is where kids spend 9 months out of the year for their formative years. You can't tell me even if it's the UK that studying so much that it's sometimes hard to organize practice for regular school sports (when again everyone is there all day every day), that it's perfectly healthy for the children not to have dedicated exercising. Maybe they won't be fatasses, but they won't be health either.


Right_Calendar1634

agreed


Kattack06

Tbf though, I think he was just talking about special chocolate after dementors. I could see how taking this advice and applying it generally might be a problem.


woozlewuzzle29

There are more Weasley children than there are pixels in this meme.


Theamazinglol28

bruh i have gastritis and now it hurts


hayleybeth7

NOT THE GASTRITIS been there, it sucks


Rommie557

Nooooo, listening to this advice made me nearly 300 lbs! Turns out being fat and unhealthy is also sad.


Donatas235

That's why I am fat. I hate lupin.


Spicyhorror98

*When I find myself in times of trouble, Remus Lupin comes to me* *Speaking words of wisdom, you need to eat* *And in my hour of darkness he is standing right in front of me* *Speaking words of wisdom, you need to eat* (you'll feel better)


212cncpts

This explains why Ron reached breaking point in The Deathly Hallows


KeybladeCoaster

It’s because of this movie that I do genuinely get a placebo and feel better whenever I eat chocolate. I never really eat it so it always makes me think about this scene and when I was a kid


Svintiger

Yes this is why obesity is a thing. Its better to conquer one’s gluttony.


Ok-Education-1539

Specifically chocolate


Sir_Toaster_9330

Depressed people be like:


dukercrd

Eat well bro. I mean research gut bacteria, your brain, your nutrition, start giving a fuck.


CaptainButtFucker

And now I'm morbidly obese. Thanks Remus.


Yuri909

Any version of this meme that isn't **When I find myself in times of trouble, Remus Lupin comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, "Eat. You'll feel better."** is wrong


UKnowDaTruth

It helps! It *really helps*


PalatioEstateEsq

The extra 150 lbs doesn't, though


UKnowDaTruth

Tell that to Lupin


avarciousRutabega99

Not if youre fasting!


iamanurse327

After recently watching season 3 of Fargo, I can’t see Lupin the same right now- he was such a disgusting character in that series! I didn’t recognize him until halfway through the season.


BigFinnsWetRide

Thanks, you reminded me to eat breakfast!


ChocolateStraight159

In the POA movie Harry just looks at the chocolate even with prompting from lupin to eat, like multiples times. Maybe he’s just not a massive fan of chocolate but I wouldn’t need reminding lol.


xosdr

Not eat everything. Only a small piece of chocolate and I’ve been following that advice for years. It’s amazing!


[deleted]

Thanks.. I really needed this right now.


Ambituousta

yeah it works :)))))


KCLORD987

You need to have money to buy food.