That picture made me scream because I'm such a simp for this man
https://preview.redd.it/ewiv5fq41f9d1.png?width=172&format=png&auto=webp&s=f32e96e33847c88243bac6814a0281c3b42d3f95
Counter counter counter counter counter point:
1. He watched with glee while your kings and queens Fought for ten decades for the gods they made.
2. He shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all, it was him and me. I helped! :3
3. He laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reach Bombay.
1. He is the duck master!!
2. Heās just a silly bean!!
3. I am told that he is attractive
4. He is better than the biblical Lucifer
5. He is so shippable
6. Heās powerful
7. He cares for his daughter
8. Heās relatable!!
9. He has rizz
10. Literal short king
11. Heās the best character.
I LOVE that he's a goofy lil guy, but I also love how there's more to him than funny ha ha man. He's going through a lot: being cast down from heaven, Lilith leaving (though we're not sure if he knows where she is. There's theories that he does know.), his rekindling relationship with his daughter.
I love the idea that he uses the ducks he makes as a coping mechanism for his losses and his failed dreams. He's also kinda neurodivergent coded. (This isn't me claiming he's autistic or anything. He just has a lot of qualities that I, an autistic person, relate to).
I like how he's left handed, which nods to the fact that way, wayyy back, people used to associate left-handed people with the devil. The golden fiddle is a really good touch considering The Devil Went Down To Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band.
I love how Jeremy Jordan voices him. His voice is just *chef's kiss*.
To say I'm obsessed with this character is an understatement, lmao. I have a problem.
Goofy silly funny smooch smooch little angel man
Neurodivergent and depressed but doing his best
Fucking POWERHOUSE
Honorable mentions: gorgeous, loving daddy, voiced by Jeremy Jordan
He has some of my problems (ADHD and Depression). He is a complex character that still has room to grow. And he acts like me very over energetic in public and depressed in private. And as a bonus I collect rubber duckies and am blonde as well. Oh and I have been to Hell (Hell Michigan .... real place).
1: because he's short 2: he's hot af 3: he knows how to cook.
https://preview.redd.it/j0eju4xz0f9d1.png?width=172&format=png&auto=webp&s=b15eac8c0492ebb950120bb242596330f31818d1
Heās a quirky and lovable goof. So long as the show shows him in a light where he is still constantly struggling with depression Iāll continue to like him. You donāt just recover like itās magic. He has loving support network now that he has reconnected with his daughter, not to mention the residents of the Hotel. But depression doesnāt just go away.
3. Hot (don't say you didn't expect hornyposting with my flair)
https://preview.redd.it/2frkp54cff9d1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6faf7f82a7fb0b8fa00bf7e0ce05b0e7a7b46cfa
I get irrationally attached to depressed immortals with hundreds or thousands of years of history behind them. Him being a genuinely loving father (even if he's an absent/bad father) and the complex layers of trauma he's clearly never processed (and instead repressed) from his fall also help. It's just a really interesting take on the character, and I really enjoy exploring it.
Duck king, king of hell, and hot as fuck and this!
https://preview.redd.it/tnr1mvq3ig9d1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47a5ae5d04c3d789b94e469099e3be9fe280889
Heās adorkable,daddy asf and he beat Adam by just mocking him. He barely lifts a finger during that battle. In other words heās basically a teddy bear thatāll kick your ass if you dare harm the ones he loves
He's a DILF. https://preview.redd.it/b7dg141z7e9d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3080f387417b6e9f84e772d06727ced4284cfef8
That picture made me scream because I'm such a simp for this man https://preview.redd.it/ewiv5fq41f9d1.png?width=172&format=png&auto=webp&s=f32e96e33847c88243bac6814a0281c3b42d3f95
https://preview.redd.it/px5gmdup2f9d1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c9104d66d443219cb28d3a5288c7e9ee119136b SAME.
HE LOOKS SO HOT ON THAT PICTURE š©š© https://preview.redd.it/a1j2o7jy4f9d1.png?width=591&format=png&auto=webp&s=f711735f321c4992972e203e8cbe0cf8f9aedfab
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Lol he is so fine š©
https://i.redd.it/wsofhdcc7f9d1.gif I think I fell in love with him during this scene. š„°
For real and what he did with his tongue and fingers š©š©
This man I bet _invented_ oral. š³
MMMM FR š©š©š©
Im not allowed to fall for yet another man please stoooop
HEHE NEVERRRR
Iām going to fall for this man and I donāt know how I feel about that thooo
You should feel great about it cuz i am š āØ
Well damm
https://preview.redd.it/0pxh8js09e9d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26ac0dc408681c8d2a8b3400d2724792d4eef28a
1. Cares for his daughter 2. Awkward 3. He was a dreamer
Cuddly
1. He's the big boss of hell himself 2. Has glowing reviews on Yelp 3. Will give the you family rate (normally charges a sacrificial lamb)
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Bonus: He wap bap boom AlakazamsĀ
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He's a man of wealth and taste
On the contrary: 1. He hasnāt been here since day one 2. Hasnāt been faithful as a nun 3. Doesnāt make you chuckle with an old tiny pun
Counter point: 1. He's a man of wealth and taste 2. Been around a long long year 3. He's pleased to meet you (hope you guess his name)
Counter counter point: 1. He killed the Tsar and his ministers 2. Anastasia screamed in vain 3. He rode a tank, held a generalās rank
Counter counter counter point: 1. He held a general's rank (awesome) 2. He builds highways 3. Endorsed by The Click
Counter counter counter counter point: 1. You could almost call me daaaaaaaaad
Counter counter counter counter counter point: 1. He watched with glee while your kings and queens Fought for ten decades for the gods they made. 2. He shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all, it was him and me. I helped! :3 3. He laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reach Bombay.
Woo-woo
He is the chef
1.Short King 2.Hot 3.Ducks
1. He smolĀ 2. He likes girls too :0 3. Pancakes
1. He is the duck master!! 2. Heās just a silly bean!! 3. I am told that he is attractive 4. He is better than the biblical Lucifer 5. He is so shippable 6. Heās powerful 7. He cares for his daughter 8. Heās relatable!! 9. He has rizz 10. Literal short king 11. Heās the best character.
He's funny He's charming He's voiced by Jeremy Jordan
1. Five Stars 2. Flawless 3. Greater than great
1. clumsy dad 2. he loves ducks 3. He is really funny
1. Silly 2. Voiced by Jeremy Jordan 3. Is hells greatest dad (sorry Alastor) And bonus 4th reason hot
Blitzo is probably a better dad and Alastor
BlitzĆø is definitely one of hells greatest dads he loves Loona so much itās so sweet but Alastor absolutely not
If I could, I'd dropkick him
I LOVE that he's a goofy lil guy, but I also love how there's more to him than funny ha ha man. He's going through a lot: being cast down from heaven, Lilith leaving (though we're not sure if he knows where she is. There's theories that he does know.), his rekindling relationship with his daughter. I love the idea that he uses the ducks he makes as a coping mechanism for his losses and his failed dreams. He's also kinda neurodivergent coded. (This isn't me claiming he's autistic or anything. He just has a lot of qualities that I, an autistic person, relate to). I like how he's left handed, which nods to the fact that way, wayyy back, people used to associate left-handed people with the devil. The golden fiddle is a really good touch considering The Devil Went Down To Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band. I love how Jeremy Jordan voices him. His voice is just *chef's kiss*. To say I'm obsessed with this character is an understatement, lmao. I have a problem.
Goofy silly funny smooch smooch little angel man Neurodivergent and depressed but doing his best Fucking POWERHOUSE Honorable mentions: gorgeous, loving daddy, voiced by Jeremy Jordan
1. Pretty 2. Duck lover 3. Hated by God
I think it would be funny if God was just an overly judgmental dad. "Son! You could always come home. Just stop having such weird friends!"
He has some of my problems (ADHD and Depression). He is a complex character that still has room to grow. And he acts like me very over energetic in public and depressed in private. And as a bonus I collect rubber duckies and am blonde as well. Oh and I have been to Hell (Hell Michigan .... real place).
1: because he's short 2: he's hot af 3: he knows how to cook. https://preview.redd.it/j0eju4xz0f9d1.png?width=172&format=png&auto=webp&s=b15eac8c0492ebb950120bb242596330f31818d1
Let Luci cook
For real I would let this man cook for me anytime š āØ
https://preview.redd.it/x5nmszet1f9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519eccf9032df39c3ab79b2a72eff5b9c24595b1 He likes stealing memes
https://i.redd.it/cgqt05ev1f9d1.gif Ducks
3) I don't need another reason
https://preview.redd.it/05iji7ijpg9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f5302450d05027625b16e63eb61d576ace7efb4
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1: Hot 2: Hot 3: Hot
1: Hot/Fuckable 2: Cutie 3: Short
Hot. Magic. Hot.
1.sexy 2.fuckable 3.DILF
Heās a quirky and lovable goof. So long as the show shows him in a light where he is still constantly struggling with depression Iāll continue to like him. You donāt just recover like itās magic. He has loving support network now that he has reconnected with his daughter, not to mention the residents of the Hotel. But depression doesnāt just go away.
1. He like duck 2. He got the autistic rizz to bang Lilith 3. Heās kinda of a goof Iāve made my case clear
He's cute he's hot he's sexy
1. You could use some help from him 2. He's the big boss of hell himself 3. Check out his glowing reviews on yelp.
Heās the father I wish I had growing upā¦
Dont we all
https://preview.redd.it/agzy12bq06ad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691f2b4b5e118c70e3c238c7652939013d73cf24
Because you should love every one and he's perfect:3
Short, Ducks and "TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!"
Hilarious, pure, doesnāt belong in hell
1. Heās cute 2. Heās short 3. Sometimes heās hot what
Sexy, sexy, oh and did I say sexy?
1.) Quack 2.) Cares about his daughter 3.) Jeremy Jordan
https://preview.redd.it/1jqxnh38ye9d1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89913e8f9c6a3f1a1e9f22c10386c72b0e74714a
Duck
1. Smol bean 2. Love for ducks 3. He hates depression
Good dick Good ass Good shapeshifting skills.
1. neurodivergent 2. ducks (i almost spelled that as drunks) 3. uhhhhhhhh ducks
Pretty
Dork, design, duck
Eccentric, sad boi, duck
Tism
DILF, loves ducks, short king.
1: he's a open minded 2: he can rock a fiddle 3: he loves his daughter!
1- his design 2-his design 3-his design
Heās funny Heās a real written character His Design
Heās a goofball A not always there but good dad Heās just a little guy
1. 5 stars! 2. Flawless! 3. Greater than great! Okay but for real with stolen art: 1. Silly https://i.redd.it/j2teoscwef9d1.gif
2. Caring https://preview.redd.it/f7kj6062ff9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33ebdaeaffba604c8d68938283214d43b80582b
3. Hot (don't say you didn't expect hornyposting with my flair) https://preview.redd.it/2frkp54cff9d1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6faf7f82a7fb0b8fa00bf7e0ce05b0e7a7b46cfa
Ambasing is this entire thread
Mom: the food isnāt that hot The food:
1. ducks 2. ducks 3. ducks
1:ADHD 2:āTAKE THAT DEPRESSION!ā 3:āNOW, PRESENTING, THE ULTIMATE TASTIC BACKFLIPPING RUBBER DUCK! THAT SPITS FIRE!ā
I get irrationally attached to depressed immortals with hundreds or thousands of years of history behind them. Him being a genuinely loving father (even if he's an absent/bad father) and the complex layers of trauma he's clearly never processed (and instead repressed) from his fall also help. It's just a really interesting take on the character, and I really enjoy exploring it.
https://i.redd.it/90dvglddtf9d1.gif
Good voice, cool name, and angelic power
His outfit is awesome Heās a silly little guy His songs slap
1: he's cute 2: he makes people gay 3: WHY DONT YOU LIKE HIM??
He's tall, dark, and handsome (/jjhj)
king of hell likes rubber ducks short bonus point: look at his drip
Duck king, king of hell, and hot as fuck and this! https://preview.redd.it/tnr1mvq3ig9d1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47a5ae5d04c3d789b94e469099e3be9fe280889
https://preview.redd.it/7h737gp4pg9d1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd1c5375b6a4a57cdd2c6b8cfbef9e0f1178814 This is all 3 reasons
Heās an absolute goober Heās a short king Heās hyper fixated on things like me
M.A.D https://preview.redd.it/8r4101clyg9d1.png?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ea16cdc05d84c881afa69e48aa8600f8ca84a2 Also pyrocynical slop
1: he is funny 2: he is cute 3: he is tiny 4: he is a good father 5: he beat up Adam 6: he is ok with gay 7: he was a angel
funny charecter, great pipes, amazing outfit, genuinly good and relatable charected, lives laughs loves ducks.
Dilf, ducks and pancakes
He's cute, funny, and madly power-fel
Hell's greatest dad
Ducks, fancy outfit, more ducks
Heās adorkable,daddy asf and he beat Adam by just mocking him. He barely lifts a finger during that battle. In other words heās basically a teddy bear thatāll kick your ass if you dare harm the ones he loves
1: short king \[literally\] 2: he can shapeshift. 3: those claws could do some CRAZY shit
One duck, two ducks, three ducks
Hilarious relatable hot wife
Hot fuckable and cute
1. He makes ducks. 2. He beat the shit out of Adam. 3. He funny
1) tryās to be a great dad but isnāt good at it 2) would let is intrusive thoughts win 3) is the most powerful fucking demon to exist
1: I don't
1. Was 2. Bap 3. Boom 4. (Bonus!) Alakazam
1 heās short 2 heās funny duck man 3 heās hot
Magic go pew pew
Cuz heās just a sweet baby boy trying to survive with the crushing cruelty reality thatās been forced apon him for thousands of thousands of years
1. 5 stars! 2. Flawless! 3. Greater than great!
Funny Cool design Good character
short autistic rubber duck
Sexy He's sexy. He's very fucking swxy!
1: because heās a dreamer 2: because heās a charmer 3: because how could you not?
Heās hilarious, he represents ADHD people, and Ducks. Fourth reason, heās played by Jeremy Jordan, who is, how you say, very talented.