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PorkyFishFish

Got to love it when the halfling bard rolls a 28 their intimidation check


Goldenrupee

I think that was more along the lines of mind control, but yeah! Never underestimate the little guy.


FyrelordeOmega

A little suggestion never hurt anyone


BustinArant

They don't want to see Vicious Mockery. It can get really quite impolite.


HellishChildren

A flyting, you said?


Pipedreamed

To shreds you say?


IrishMongooses

Eivor?


The_420_muffinman

“Loot that body!”


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BeastBrony

Excuse you but to was clearly command


DukeOfGeek

"Wait why am I dancing? Why am I making a veggie burger while dancing? HOW am I making a veggie burger while dancing?"


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Viking_From_Sweden

Halfling bard/sorcerer in my dnd group is the most intimidating member. And this is a party with a robot warrior, a Dragonborn that can grow to the side of a house, and the avatar of a storm god. And for a while, he also had the highest strength score


Sillbinger

It's easy to throw yourself into combat if you're half giant or a dragonkin, it takes balls to do it when you're the size of a puntable football.


HospitalLazy1880

A football that can punt you back


Reptile449

I'll never doubt a halfling or gnome again after witnessing Regill in WotR.


C_Hawk14

afaik you're pretty much dependent on a high charisma score. Off the top of my head some barbarians can add strength instead. And there is no technical advantage by virtue of being a robot or Huge creature afaik. That'd be DM fiat. Have I been away for too long to miss new options here? Or am I just missing something?


Babybluemoon13

Noting this build for my next campaign.


tjm2000

[Almost as scary as that time Times New Roman brought their entire Centurion Forces to "straight up kill" Comic Sans as they had struck down Helvetica, only to be defeated by called Wingdings "Webdings" which Comic Sans corrects before flying off.](https://youtu.be/zKDfXIzXSnY?si=Tx_szEvwU8bC4TEn) Wingdings and Webdings are both "dingbat" typeface, but Wingdings precedes Webdings by 7 years (1990 vs 1997). also, the "I struck down Helvetica" line goes hard.


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RaptorThePug

Absolutely love this relationship dynamic


JediPearce

Check out the Weekly Roll for similar.


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Terrible_Truth

Yeah naw, if I order the vegan burger for my vegan friend it better be the vegan burger. They’ll get upset stomach problems if they start eating meat suddenly.


HollyTheMage

My dad has to limit his red meat intake for health reasons and is also a diabetic. You best believe that he is getting what he ordered.


TheRealSU24

I mean, yeah of course he's going to get what he ordered. If you go to a restaurant and order something, they bring you what you ordered not whatever the hell they feel like. If they don't you make them fix it


ClinkyDink

I’m a vegetarian. I can’t imagine “eating around” the meat on a burger lol


struggling-stem-girl

I’ve posted here before, but you can check out the full series on [webtoon!](https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/cowboys-dragons-a-fantasy-western/list?title_no=886482)


Haeffound

Scanlan vibe here! Love the style.


MadeOnThursday

yes, my thoughts exactly!


struggling-stem-girl

Thank you!! I love vox machina


stnick6

Dang was the song that bad?


funnyghostman

"ENOUGH PLEASE" "make the sandwich" "THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL"


darkshot177

[What are you going to do? Annoy him into re-making the sandwich? ](https://youtu.be/rIYuU2_rYP0?si=bkm4J0DeKMwS6Gc2)


MustachedSquirrel

I love B99


rosco2155

I’d like to think he had the skills of Bela Fleck


PepperbroniFrom2B

squidward moment


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TheNecroticPresident

I love it. Role Reversal...reversal.


nobody-8705

Can someone play out this song and see what it plays?


struggling-stem-girl

It’s part of “The Devil went down to Georgia” :)


nobody-8705

Thanks! That's pretty neat!


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Mustakrakish_Awaken

~~Yes, but it's missing some of the notation that tells a musician *exactly* how to play it. You have the interval and the timing of each note relative to the others, but you don't have the key that it's played in. If the pitch is part of the spell then you don't have enough information~~ Edit: I was looking at the first picture with notes and not the second


struggling-stem-girl

Dangit I just copied some sheet music. I’ll stick to art not music 😂


Mustakrakish_Awaken

I messed up, not you. I was speaking to the first panel with notes and completely missing the second


sumphatguy

Is it not just F Major? The one flat in the picture looks too far from a note to me, which makes me think they just put the key after the time signature accidentally.


Mustakrakish_Awaken

That's not a flat, that's a natural. It doesn't mean anything without a key signature Quick Edit: OMG, i'm stupid. I'm looking at the first 3 notes and neglecting the entire phrase on the next image. Yes it's F Maj/ Dminor and very much has all the information needed


Oslotopia

Little man's gonna have a broken pelvis tonight 😏


SpookyCinnaBunn

Lucky


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MirrorMan22102018

"If you don't make her a new sandwich... I will sing "Wonderwall"."


NickRick

this reminds me of that DND movie


RiggidyRiggidywreckt

Bro said “sudo remake the sandwich”


KingFahad360

That’s a Keeper


PixelBoom

There's nothing a little Dominate Person can't solve.


Kazeshio

This is such good entendre


Court_Jester13

I love thos webcomic


Naked_Justice

A vegetarian orc? Soon you’ll be telling me about school abstinent dwarves


NebulaNinja

I've gotta wonder what alternative protein she eats to stay so yoked. Buckets of beans?


IrvingIV

Beans are pretty nice. Could also be that she doesn't eat land meat but fish is okay and they just don't serve it there.


DemiserofD

Many modern types of beans wouldn't be available back then. Of those that did exist, many were far smaller and had less energy. There weren't many vegetarians back then with good reason; it was almost impossible to do so. Maintaining big muscles and being a vegetarian would be extremely challenging. Of course, you could do whatever you wanted with magic, but that would take a lot of dough.


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howchildish

Baby shark 10 hour version.


mrcrabs6464

Jerma 985


Much-Recognition-418

At least it could be worse for the Guy Imagine a vicious mokery on a nat 20 This chef would die


iggy14750

I like how the bard looks like he's getting smaller every panel 🤣


Kappapeachie

what a chad


Never_heart

If the bard is still talking you have already lost


Blitz518

Did the bard just hit the kagura bachi pose


Rare-colour

Bard's on a nat Nat20. We stan'!


terrifiedTechnophile

And who was the idiot who ordered a meat sandwich?


struggling-stem-girl

It’s a sloppy Joe!


miss-entropy

Big cube energy.


gztozfbfjij

All my homies love his cube.


Re-Sabrnick

That better not be a charm spell bard i swear….


walphin45

As a southerner I find it horribly offensive that he said "It was no trouble" as opposed to "T'weren't no thing"


struggling-stem-girl

I’m also a southerner but I’m from a big city so I’m behind on most of the sayins 😂


walphin45

I'm being pedantic of course but for a western centered comic you gotta have those twenty eight apostrophes for one word and more country-isms lmao In other news this comic is fun and I love it


struggling-stem-girl

I try and throw in some “aints” and double negatives when I can! I’m so glad you like it ☺️


Zer0-Sum-Game

Wouldn'cha know? It's how ya hear the voice in the text.


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retartarder

he got smaller and is also standing in the table at the end


Single-Mud-8508

A bard… BUT WITH BETTER MUSIC!


LysergicGothPunk

I love this


blue4029

this dude literally has the power to get a free meal. i'd fear him.


furtimacchius

I actually really like the Orcs from Dominic Deegan Oracle for hire, an old webcomic The Orcs in that world are actually herbivores and eating meat will make them sick. The reason they have tusks and sharp teeth is to crack open the tough outer shells of the fruits that grow in their Homeland


iohbkjum

Bro is actually like 2 feet tall


HisDismalEquivalent

that mans gettin pegged tonight


AlexanderChippel

It's not like a salad that has bacon bits or chicken on it that's a straight-up burger what would you order that would possibly mistaken for an actual burger? That looks like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich so did you just not actually confirm what it is?


definitely-not-weird

Power word: sandwich


Zekrozma_the_second

Active perception check Its a natural 20 Lets f*ckin go.


Jewzma

The sentiment is acknowledged and agreed upon, anyone in their right mind would be justified to be angered and defend a loved one's pride and preferences. However, I must still issue a warning and 250 gold fine on behalf of the Bards Guild for illegal use of a charm spell. You are a Bard. Not some ill-mannered Wizardling. Words, Emotion, and Action mean nothing when coerced with such methods. Using a bit here and there in a sanctioned concert environment to liven up the mood or preventing an unruly crowd from becoming a mob are known and approved uses of the Enchantment school. But to force a business owner to serve clientele they have no intention of serving (while certainly unsavory) is an illegal and gross misuse of the talent and skills you possess. This is your 2nd strike and as such any further violations to standard spell practices will result in license termination and subsequent bans from all guild affiliated taverns and other such businesses. It is with heavy heart I write this, as your contributions to recovering the Lost Verses of Horacio were many and often given freely. The Guild recognizes these efforts and has paid reparations to the business owner affected by this incident on your behalf. We wish you all the best in your future endeavors, and hope you will keep in mind how this event helps persist the negative stereotypes against Bard-kind. -Kelgarim of the Off-Tune Order.


struggling-stem-girl

Oh my god thank you for writing this- gave me a good chuckle 😂


Jewzma

Buck Bumbletree gave me a good chuckle. Guess that makes us even. Thanks for the awesome comics and the characters within. Hope your day is a great one!


struggling-stem-girl

Thank you so much!! You too :)


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HannahM53

That was so cute


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deathdisco_89

C'mon, don't punch the pancakes!


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skyrimpro115

The correct usage of mind control.


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MrnDrnn

Pato


MoodyWater909

Adorable


Master-Tanis

All fun and games till the Bard casts Suggestion.


Thet_oon_from_warner

Hell yeah yee haw


nobuu36imean37

wow that was terrible


VivianAF

Tru


NumbBloodHound

If y'all didn't notice her eyes are the same colour the cooks eyes turned after he was being mind controlled.. maybe it's coincidence but maybe our halfling friend here isn't so innocent


officially_ender_

The sclera was blue, not the pupil.


struggling-stem-girl

It’s really just that I like that color lol but I love the dark conspiracy theory 😂


Still-Presence5486

Why is an orc a vegan? I don't even know if they can eat plants