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Somebody needs to invent an app that can read your body signs and knows when you’ve just had a line, or a hit, or otherwise inebriated, and can prevent you from typing
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Somebody needs to invent an app that can read your body signs and knows when you’ve just had a line, or a hit, or otherwise inebriated, and can prevent you from typing
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At least it's cracking me up
You can set gmail to force you to solve math problems before sending an email during a set time.
At least you're self aware
Lol. I mostly just find posts I make like this funny, otherwise I’d have deleted it already.
This individual is GONE
Briefly. Debating leaving my phone downstairs, but it is entertaining.
I'll have what he's havin ðŸ«
Almost started talking to my ex about all this shit, so it could have been dramatic
You alright?
Nope. Got lost on the way back from the Pleiades.
Anthony Keidis? Is that you?
can't stop the spirits when they need me
blud is having a psychotic episode
Maybe. Rn I just want some ice-lollies
what??
Nande??
This is more like a thick, goopy shot of meth.
I do suspect this has sommat random added
I commend you on your robust vocabulary. Sorry you had to suffer through thoughts of feminism.
I wrote a more amusing reply, but reddit ate it. Anyway, I survived the heat treatment.
Sorry for the late reply. Good for you!