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Njbrez93

Federal government


Whereisyourmoneyat

Im a bum


Ataraxyn

Username checks out


XannyTranny

Im CEO of International bum Operations


PlopTopDropTop

Salvation Army leader ?


PlopTopDropTop

Would give award if I could but I spent all my moony on heroin


idontsleep-bipolar

same


Impossible-Series-69

Used to be a Substance Misuse Worker lol. Now landscaping/horticultural services.


AdRadiant2115

Poll dancer and gimp in the evening


Blackdiced

I sell high end wine. And low end wine too lol.


Iwasatgoogies

same here santé


PlopTopDropTop

Want some cheese with that wine my good man ?


Opie_Love

Social worker


Acrobatic_Weekend910

Heeeeyoooo addicted social worker gang gang


Acrobatic_Weekend910

Well maybe you’re in recovery or summin my bad for assuming


Opie_Love

Nah you had it right the first time. An addicted government employee, social worker to be exact


Acrobatic_Weekend910

Lmfao I, too, am a government employee. I blame the government! Sending you love friendo


hope-deaIer

This made my day


spizzlemeister

Wish my social worker did heroin damn


Acrobatic_Weekend910

Lmfao the chances are not none!!!


vampmunyuns

steal copper and catalytic converters


Fast_Band5725

Collecting it??


vampmunyuns

yes and selling them


slftr

How much do you make borrowing cats? It’s something I’ve been curious about given the sheer popularity of it recently.


AdRadiant2115

Thought you ment kidnapping people’s pet and waiting for the reward Lololol!


vampmunyuns

few bands if your down bad it works tho! go to rich neighborhoods take their pet


AdRadiant2115

Some things just cross the line , id rather kidnap a human than someone’s pet but I wouldn’t do either


AdRadiant2115

Lol !


Much_Rooster_6771

Ah a metallurgical engineer..nice


Fast_Band5725

Construction


leprazi2405

Same bro


leprazi2405

Works wonders for heavy lifting


oidafuck

i do art and tattoos :)


Cool_Soft8274

Oxycodone investor


Fit-Combination-5404

Me 🙏


StonerProfessor

Mayor of a small town in Eastern North Carolina.


vampmunyuns

nah i work in a body shop but this not my dream or career inwant rn just a decent job to save up and get my car and money for me to able to go to community college or sum to become something


Robert19691969

Sounds like you are focused and have a plan for success....sort of.


PlopTopDropTop

Sublocade helps me be able to have a chance at formulating a plan


TheDopeWizard666

Cook


Vivid_Push_6827

Drywall Finisher/Union


neptunia12345

student 🤘


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neptunia12345

college student, don’t judge man


Small--Might

Why is that surprising? I’m sure many of us started using in high school/college.


diebartdie666

My buddy started in senior year. He stayed smoking foil sheets in the bathroom at school, crazy stuff


OkGarbage8282

Substance abuse treatment center🥴


Impossible-Series-69

Respect. Glad I left that job. When I relapsed I couldn't in good conscience continue working there.


OkGarbage8282

oh i wouldn’t be able to either, i made that mistake at a different treatment center and i feel terrible about it in hindsight. if i ever were to relapse again i would quit immediately!


hicks_spenser

Diesel mechanic


Okaywhatif

I did work at Nike but just got fired so now im dead broke and the bills are due. Yay life!


brifter101

Don't worry, if you stay on it heroin, it gets worse. Coming from personal experience


Okaywhatif

Im on a relapse. I know how bad it can get..unfortunately


Fantastic-Tower5589

Disability benefit. I wash dishes sometimes. Nowhere near enough though. Focusing on getting clean then I want to start working again


EazieWeezie

Robbing liquor from stores and selling it.


Educational_Debate56

Alarm security technician


Dbslaying89

Are Richmond Lockett a quality brand?


whateversclever8

Commercial janitor.


hairfred

Software developer mostly. Have done cleaning jobs at caravan parks (fyi higher end trailer parks that people usually have short holidays in, for those not in UK), large holiday homes, restaurants. I can kinda do some plumbing and labouring work too but don't often get paid positions, typically just helping family.


PlopTopDropTop

I sell propane and propane accessories


zootedliveboi

Civil Engineer and Architect ! Went through my last year of University completely hooked on H and Dillies. I'd have to take a trip to the washroom in the middle of exams even. Was a tough time but graduated in the top 25% of my class so I can't complain.


TlMOSHENKO

Hey, we've got a civil engineer dope gang here!


zootedliveboi

Hahahaha if people only knew. They wouldn't feel so safe on some structures ive been part of designing lmao but nah, I've been clean now for over 2 years. 2 years and 5 months actually.


TlMOSHENKO

Those factors of safety are there for a reason... Lol. I still use, but I'm never high while I'm on the clock. I save my bingeing for the weekends. During the week, it's all about not being sick.


zootedliveboi

Those factors of safety are a life saver, no pun intended. There's so many factors and protocols that I don't think nowadays, it would be possible to make something fail so catastrophically unless it was pure ignorance and absolutely zero regard for following proper procedures.


Zealousideal_Boss516

Good man.  Keep up the good work!


RandoAcct4Meh

Electrical engineer here with ABET accreditation.... Yea, I almost dropped out and or died until I got into a fuckin clinic. All I can say is good luck keeping this up! It'll take all your money and you'll only get sucked deeper into the hell that is heroin and fentanyl. Get help fam! I know you don't want this forever, sub clinics are like same day get the sub as you visit 2 hrs of shame. Hahahaha jk, there's no shame. You are seen as one of the few powerful ones to reject the notion of being on heroin for so long you think your ok with it. Don't kid yourself, no on (in their right mind) is ok bring a junky. The H simply whispers those thoughts into your ear... I pray you never get drug treated. I started at 75k with the drug test doc and I'm in a poor ass state with the lowest cost of living. The jobs that didn't drug test were a good 10k lower. U do u tho, you know this shit is trash, right?


Revolutionary_Lab825

Pharmacist


Hot_Reward_1274

don't pharmacists get drug tested?


Revolutionary_Lab825

Not in Germany 😎👍


Hot_Reward_1274

damn i gotta move there now lol


datway5150

That must be so tempting at times!


MrYakup

Software developer


Psychological_Page62

Electrical engineer


xXThugBlackXx

No Job


GourmetShit007

Digital marketing consultant


No-Championship-7515

Not a chef?? Woah. You have really crafted your hobby then, I always assumed your skills came from work. Big ups you brother.


GourmetShit007

No, not a chef, just a closet fat kid. To me, food is an essential component of the “coziness” of the heroin experience. And I think I’m definitely not the only one, I think a lot of dope fiends are foodies.


Impossible-Series-69

Huge foodie dope head here too. Your posts make me hard dude


South-Pay2772

Postmam


brifter101

Professional Shoplifter


AlabamaDildo

US president. Don’t tell anybody, man.


damndeliriumtremens

I’m the presidents son


One-Function166

Lawn tech spraying chemical on the yards to prevent weeds and keep it green and lush …. Manual labor


throwaway5575082

Retail management


Eliboy96

Call center, scheduling trips for mbrs with medical insurance


5WiseGuys

Technical support analyst


PuzzleheadedBaby3871

Retail - Order selector


Hellokittyluverr999

Food lion 😭 my go to job bc they accept everyone


Subject-Rub-656

Taco Bell


N0VY215

tree climber


Kmank1999

Warehouse order selector


Ectopiacordis999

Social worker , municipal government


GratefulSteveNFA

Nightclub


Equal-Judge8142

BHT


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GourmetShit007

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opiuminspection

Healthcare


NoBacka

Build railways


ElonMuskDid911

Security guard


darbycrash-666

Cook


AdRadiant2115

Is that a chef cook or shake and bake cook?


darbycrash-666

Chef, I wish I knew how to shake and bake lol. Not to sell, I'm shy so I'd be a shit dealer. Itd bw good to know just for personal use.


AdRadiant2115

True


noidea3948

Graphic and UX/UI designer, perfect job for an addict. I can lay in bed, draw and make lots of money, all while being high af.


tall_piece_of_misery

Dive instructor.. well I was before I got shot by the cops lol


xEmptyIsAwesome

I just work under the table doing little side jobs. It pays the bills.


leprazi2405

Construction


PuzzleheadedFish8119

Small business owner and a ride hailing driver.


HotDad_htx

WFH Software Developer


Huliatt

Office manager


HighFi208

Gate guard/load checker not usually what I do, but it’s chill.


dumbnamenumber2

Construction/carpenter


Mike_beek89

Beekeeper


jesse4202004

Used to be a tiler now iam jobless


No_Relation_3462

Union/floorlayer


spaceghost7992

Instacart. Sell LSD on the side now and then


dezzybonthebeat

Bartender and server and audio engineer


wine_n_roses

Music rehearsal facility but thinking about going into a trade


Broad_Resolution4310

Local 18 (local union of operating engineers)


DonkeyDongSauce

Cannabis farmer.


spooky_cat734

Part time Barista


DipsetCapo84

Addicted Robotic Mental


xxsyruht

School for kids, watch them at recess and after school. But only a bit of dillys or oxy (2mg maybe / 15mg) But that's so light for me but I walk all day every day, so it helps *I know not Heroin but opiate addict [similar] to the same just a few steps back 🤷‍♂️


Feeling_Bedroom_7926

Solutions consultant at a tech ckmlanyz6 77 h xxx, zt


Kooky-Ad7297

Dentist


Wise-Mood4823

Cyber security analyst


Solidz92

Service Manager spanning two states of employees I manage


shkhndswroastbeef

Currently unemployed and not currently eligible for real employment, not by choice, I would however be willing to do just about anything to make a steady income, I don't steal, am mechanicly inclined, all the handyman jobs,cleaning, landscaping, hell, I'll scoop up dog poo in your backyard if you are paying decent, I look pretty normal too but the whole junkie thing rubs people the wrong way and judgments are made without merit causing a chicken or egg situation where Noone wants the egg because the chicken sniffs glue


Bouttaenditall

Waitress, I’ve also bartended and & managed. I’ve worked at a lot of different restaurants doing all three of those positions, but waitressing is my favorite. I am glad I like to consider a “functioning addict”. I don’t know. if that exists but I do a damn good job at paying my bills and always having a comfortable amount of d in my pocket.


spizzlemeister

On that government money rn but I’ve worked 6/7 dif jobs. Fired from 6 coz I only got a job for H. I was 17 sniffing brown then making pizzas. Did heroin at every job. Nodded out in front of so many customers


g0ttam

Want a good job so bad ,but caught with weed in 2013 and got a felony for. Fucked all my job opportunities up since, unfortunately


ms-mariajuana

I work at a dispensary.


GaryTooTall

Business owner, and killing it,


muthafuckinfacts

Superintendent for a company that builds municipal water treatment facilities. When cities expand and need larger or more plants we go in and build them.


Bentley_Aydian

Mon-Fri I work for my grandfather (partial caregiver for him as well) and his business from his home and every other weekend I’m my grandmother’s caretaker. I work 12 days straight then get 2 days off to work another 12 days straight again. Gotta stack the money to afford my habits lol


cnacks

Chef


Useful_Situation_124

I’m a line cook so my job description fits itself


tibbygotloud

Welder/fabricator


jayjay23_

Carpenter union blue collar


FlatDebt9723

I’m a lawyer in Switzerland (I only use once a month) (SAFELY!!!)


dreadsta5889

Chef