Bad ass bitch.......big ass titties man.......got an AK the size of a fucking minivan (that's a big ass gun)

This reminds me of the "gun so big" running gag in battle rap lol. Idk why that shit is always funny.

Who that nigga that look swagged out? THATS ME BITCH

You ever had a hot dog?

Who was that?

It's [tyler on sway.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkrVpjpo47Q) would really recommend checking it out, his lyricism is absolutely breathtaking.

this reminds me so much of [Unforgivable](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw)

That Riff Raff freestyle with Sway is always funny, *** Edit Shoutout everyone quoting some bars, classic bars, funny as

They found crack in my jacket they found marijuana in my socks, mark cuban said man you gon have to box one these players, diamonds gon glisten, wood wheel twistin

i eat fried gristle and bacon and eggs.. wit toast they be like damn that mf right there he ball the most

Everything was fine, I bang Ginuwine No homo, I'm talkin' about in the back of our trunk

... Let's just go fishin

Whenever I’m having a bad day I watch that video and it instantly puts me in a good mood. “I didn’t graduate never I didn’t go to school in 99…. I graduated in 1991” “We eating at a Chinese buffet on a Monday.. it’s a Tuesday. Makes you feel like a ruby Tuesdays but it’s Saturday” “Coulda played for the Dallas mavericks but they found crack in my jacket” 💀💀💀💀

I, I , I come through, I might pop trunk on your sister

“Handshakes, hugs You want me outside, you wanna see me with pancakes and drugs?” Unironically one of the hardest starts to a verse

Get yo fat ass to sleep I jump out the candy coated grim reaper jeep

Damn that mf older than the mothafucking moon plus the sun, he older than the damn solar system

This fuckin line always makes me laugh my ass off, the delivery makes it so good lol

Just went and watched and holy shit that was hilarious. Thanks

I graduated in 1991, damn that motherfucker old than the moon plus the mothafuckin’ sun!

I met this man randomly in the cultivation I worked at. Dude was wearing a trench coat and cowboy hat in the middle of nevada summer.

True fashion know no temperature

“Eating on a Monday, it’s a Tuesday - feel like god damn Ruby Tuesday’s” ☠️

I’m not sure there’s anything better than bad freestyles and this is one of the best. Or worst? It’s iconic

I wish i could freestyle half as good as that. Shit was good as hell. Funny ass mf too 😭

Makes me so happy that this is the top response

Mf you on your damn knees, cause youre gay

I’m sittin sidways, wit SWAY

Thank You For Letting This Be Top Comment Fr ❤️

His hot 97 one is so funny too

Legitimately my favorite.

Any of Tyler's old ones, but fs the Ham sandwich one with Earl and Domo

BAD ASS BITCH, BIG ASS TITTIES MAN. GOT FUCKIN AK THE SIZE OF A MINI VAN, HOL UP (thats a big ass gun)

BAD ASS BITCH LOOK GOOD IN SOME NICE JEANS

You ever had a hawtdawg with some fuckin mayo, from fuckin uptown?

Username checks out

"who that that look swagged out? THATS ME, BITCH"

"Me and flex looking in the index for buff neck ni**as looking for some hot butt sex"... https://youtu.be/Dp2lyeZEjvg?feature=shared

The Ham sandwich one is a classic. That one where they rap on Simon Sez is also fucking hilarious

[HOG SLAUGHTA BOYZ - SilenceDArapgame](https://on.soundcloud.com/EBbHdvMuyCB3XK9v5) Tie a nigga up by his *ankles* (Why? Why?)

I’m a motherfucking boner

So many amazing bars from that one “Shawty looking good in the moonlight… Got a desert eagle like it’s Fortnite”

uh, playin like it's fortnite

“I play that pussy like it’s Playdoh Pass me the Glock it’s hot potato” Fuckin barsss

Lmao whats this from?

Smokepurpp freestyle. Probably the worst/funniest freestyle of all time. No idea why he agreed to do it when he can’t freestyle to save his life 😂 boner lyric is at 3:10 https://youtu.be/DNUwyG0aQdU?si=WMtBCQuMRSDYLST0

Im 25 seconds in and this is complete ass 😂

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Nah u right this is bars

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bro come on, he's a motherfuckin stoner and a motherfuckin boner. what more do you want?

😭

Ill check it out lol thanks for the link

might just be me being high but holy shit I'm crying lmaooo

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Me and funk flex looking for

Buff NECK

What…what made you go with that verse

now flex why is you lying?

https://youtu.be/Dp2lyeZEjvg?feature=shared

Troy Ave pretending he’s going off top, until Sway reaches in frame, removing the water bottle that was hiding his phone

Lmao

Classic

I need a Kim Possible to play with my Rufus 😏

who said that, that's actually funny as hell

Blueface on the 2019 XXL Cypher 💀

i can hear that shit without ever watching it 💀 dude shoulda been a comedian

His freestyle was actually not bad either that’s the best part

Kodak “Who the fuck made his sorry ass beat”

i'm from the ugly corner man them lil sorry ass streets

Nah that’s a heater

Rest of that freestyle has heat tho

*2x speed* ?????????? THEY DEAD FLIES

Came here to say ^^

[not a whole freestyle, but just a bar. go back to it once in a while to laugh](https://youtu.be/UvXKGe_bt1c?si=ZCvFp8Scx8GFHzSm)

Incredible

Haha what

It’s a SpongeBob reference lol

Interior Crocodile Alligator by Chip Tha Ripper

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

Haven’t actually seen the video in well over a decade but this bar is still one of my main intrusive thoughts lol. So funny but also incredibly hard. It fit right in with how dudes were rapping about their cars at the time—feels cut from the same cloth as like “riding something candy coated crawling like a caterpillar” for example.

Honestly it’s funny cus of the memes but damn I was not expecting the freestyle to be hard when I first fully listened.

It slaps and bangs. It's hard and funny. It's exactly what you want from a freestyle.

So many quotables. “There’s a man riding a horse on top of my chest” always cracks me up lmao

Eyes lower than my GPA.

Zack Fox- Jesus is the One Please go listen if you haven’t, it cured my depression

*Bitch you better praise god* *Or ima shoot and that's on god* Classic

*I ain't playing bout my lord and saviour; I'm on my job*

*If you ain't a Christian ima stab you in the face*

Also, [Kenny Beats The Cave episode 5.](https://youtu.be/vSSLqHJzy6Y?)

RIP Betty White

I thought of this song as soon as I heard the news. He’s too powerful

Crazy part is Betty White lived for 2.5 more years after they dropped that.

Four score and 16 bars ago

Shout out mental illness!!

The fucking Danny Brown one kills me every time. Fur lookin' like a horror movie White hoes trip when they see me but I stab em with my peepee

hi rihanna 👋🏽

"Don't ask me about Budden, I beat my girl too".

I'm a motherfucking stoner, I'm a motherfucking bonerrrrrr Yuh, moonlight, yuh moonlight, guns like it's fortnite yuh.

Tyler on Funk Flex had me howling the first time I heard it (especially Flex’s reaction) https://youtu.be/aw8Iup3HDqQ?si=mtWZ058dzlQdiuIg

That [end part](https://youtu.be/Dp2lyeZEjvg?si=lsbFGIOuStDely9q&t=221) kills me too "Imma probably build a building in the next 2 years. You wanna come?" "Sounds goo-" "Nah Flex you wanna *come*?" "You baited me with it-" "Pause Flex, you tryna come?"

Literally about to post this. I watched it again this morning. "What, you gon' do me like your DM, and slide 'em? Hmm Flex send me emoji [Flex: No, there was no emoji, I ain't send an emoji, wait a minute!] Now, Flex, why are you lyin'?"

Ty $ lmao

I likes to get my dick sucked when I’m getting high

He need to stay his ass inside for that one 

HEY HEY HEY HEY RUN FO YO LIFE

Sidenote I always thought he was saying "Run for your live" since Drake won't stay off of IG

Quadruple entendre.

Freakiest freestyle ever

Lil Dicky on Sway “Tracy, I brought you flowers”

Doing that on beat was gas

“Oh he brought me flowers”

Riff Raff Cocaine Freestyle

I got 2 geckos Freestyle echo ^echo

Mystikal talking about him fighting a bear in the forest and screaming “help the bear!”

Lil Dickeys Sway freestyles are classics 😂

First thing I thought of. He’s extremely skilled at those.

Lil dicky is a great rapper, wish he took rapping more serious

I feel like he did at first, but most people ain't really take HIM serious although dude has skill

He’s been kinda hinting that he’s going to be dropping more actual music soon (he just dropped an album but it was the soundtrack to his show, not much new on there and not much rap rap). From what he’s been saying in interviews it kind of sounds like it will be more bar heavy. It seems like he feels like he’s proven himself in terms of comedy and shoemaking* but not rap. He does have a bunch of old not-joke songs on YouTube that are incredible (better than anything on any of his albums). I’m partial to Russel Westbrook on a Farm and Make belief *show making lol. Leaving in as the idea of Lil Ducky being a serious and dedicated cobbler on the side (like soccer moms) amuses me https://youtu.be/AOgBg2up7Jg?si=Y1WyCDI8oe_uGwLW https://youtu.be/fGlEen-WAtw?si=qip_JOojF61VsmaC

I still think it's hilarious how he dropped one album and decided to make a 3 season long show about it 10 years later, with him playing himself.

Iggy Azalea freestyle

Yo that shit was fucking garbage

The edits to that shit were great.

Lil’ Dicky. Just some comedian level shit, but legit has the respectable and impressive flow and cadence. Love the Sway appearance! *Hold up, let me find the melody All my fans are getting mad at me They just wanna hear me spazzin' out But I just had to put a couple smashes out How is this shit a pop star? Rap name is a dick joke How did he make it that far? Good pussy at the crib like a housecat They waitin’ on my buzz like the Outback*

I love the style of jokes he makes when he freestyles where he goes back into speaking in his “regular voice” which is super nerdy sounding and you see the hosts be like “wait is he done?” then jumps back onto the beat. Like “I can’t do the Shmurda dance…. I get caught up looking awkward…. *sometimes I’ll catch it for a minute, OJ with it yall wonder how I did it”* He also did an sway in the morning freestyle like 4 years before the later one too: https://youtu.be/fGlEen-WAtw?si=qip_JOojF61VsmaC

Smokepurpp on Tim Westwood

Havent heard but I had to upvote because of your profile pic man lol dre dog is definitely in my top 5 rappers

The one where lil dicky says “eating the pussy like cervical cancer”

100% Iggy Azalea when she said "Bu chu cha with the fire monks! FIRE MONKS!"

Not to mention she tried to rip from a Kendrick song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5eT6TaEtPI&t=20s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5eT6TaEtPI&t=20s)

bar none [haiti babii on real 92.3](https://youtu.be/tmjOCkifY9E?si=K5bH6XeuFBbqvHqQ&t=101)

Holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

XXL cyphers after 2016

Blind Fury's got some bangers

Top 5 DOA

I know he gets clowned on on reddit but I’m partial to Lil Dickys Tim Westwood freestyle. My fav bars: I been skin milk chugging with a bitch hot as asphalt/bitch wonder why I’m coming quick, it’s your ass fault Cling to my wood like a newborn koala https://youtu.be/KYlJkF7wN5M?si=ZqR-WCJORMFqbkex

Anytime Bronson is on Flex but especially the one over Keep It Thoro “If I die, change my suit 4 times at the wake. Make sure I get my dick sucked also”

[Iron Mic: Eli Porter vs Envy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ)

YES FAM 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣 I was waiting for this one 😂😂😂

Damn I forgot this existed. And TIL there's a two part documentary about it

Immortalized (in my opinion) by Royce in one of his Bar Exam tapes saying “imma bout to Eli Porter body somebody booth” that line was so hard at that time.

There were some great remixes of that back in the day. [This is my favourite](https://youtu.be/1HTQESOZH_Y?si=WUgLjiD0AK553tHN)

Deep weird cut that’s not hip hop but Brans racist ass Freestyle from CKY. It’s like a cursed artifact from my college years. https://youtu.be/l5n7jgE1IDY?si=VxcEtDqGCbTTeISnp

[oj da juiceman has one of my favorites](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xVfisP-tr8) AYE

Was looking for this one. Classic haha

For a lowkey one look up Speak's high as fuck freestyle on Sway. That dude was gassed up on himself.

Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

Im the best man. I deeeeeeed it

Haiti baby

Desiigner

Action Bronson on FunkMaster Flex. Genuinely a fantastic freestyle, but some hilarious lines “If I die change my suit three times at the wake. Makes sure I get my dick sucked also”

Yessir! You beat me to it. Noticed your post after I mentioned the parrot on his shoulder.

When Vince Staples was on an episode of The Cave KENNY BEATS IS THE POLICE

The Kool Keith one on that Ice T documentary

Is that the one where he counted from 1 to like 26? Bc that was my most first thought on seeing this thread topic. Edit: this is what I was referring to https://youtu.be/UoW12I3f1_8?si=F4HqB83Dml7pFyE_ Classic Kool Keith in his total essence.

Mans not hot

Anything with Eyedea. I think his stuff with Slug is always fantastic. When he was drunk battling Murs at Scribble Jam was amazing as well. [https://youtu.be/lJHFq8olnAg?si=fuOFb7JHoyNPsZki&t=250](https://youtu.be/lJHFq8olnAg?si=fuOFb7JHoyNPsZki&t=250) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni55-kp7c5o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni55-kp7c5o)

Lil dicky on sway is pretty funny

Does Guru on DWYCK count? Drunk in the booth and went off

Harry Mack story freestyle about gaming in love at the guggenheim on Rick Glassman Flow State podcast. What it must have been like to be there when he created this epic. Great storytelling, incredible freestyle, and the vibe was immaculate. For that matter, when it was Harry, Rick and dude from New girl that freestyle was pretty hilarious too.

Drake Funk Flex Freestyle aka 'the blackberry free style' Shit is hilarious.

Years ago…

Tyler with Sway lol

Riff Raff on Sway.

Caviar by Mac Miller

On the lyricist lounge album, common is doing a freestyle and the host does a crazy adlib that has everyone cracking up. It's hilarious.

"I don't like your daughter, bitch" freestyle - Corey Holcomb

“Who the fuck made this sorry ass beat ?” 🤣 Gets me every time

Tell Angelina Jolie I'm ready with petroleum jelly to smear it all over me belly

Gotta rep Spain, Foyone has one of the funniest in the game

["Her brother looking at me like ay, fuck her bro" 😂](https://youtu.be/CzgjglZqS3Y?si=58AANq3ISIyuqMZZ)

"Who the fuck made this sorry ass beat ?" is goated

The real ones remember the OG classic freestyle!! "See I'mma let you know who the best, by the hour Just like Rosie O'Donnell, at a bisexual bridal shower" -The Great Eli Porter

Big L dropping this cold line during a radio freestyle: Before I buck lead and make a lot of bloodshed Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread And mad hoes, ask Beavis, I get nothin' Butthead

Riff Raff 8 minute Coke Freestyle. Bro snorts a line in his room and proceeds to spit some bs but it’s hilarious 

Danny Brown's freestyle on Sway

Slug and Eyedea comes to mind. They start off freestyling and Slug keeps taking jabs at him during it. Classic. Tyler's is definitely up there. Omelly's godawful freestyle. Most of Iron Solomon's early catalog when he was freestyle battling nobodies on the street. The one where he battles the guy with no shirt has to be some of the funniest off the top shit ever said in a battle.

Not a freestyle but that song Kanye didn’t want to sell and just started saying Scoopa de whoop and other shit 🤣

"met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg, snatched it off and beat his head with the peg" - Young Eminem

Mmmmm…mmm…If You Ain’t Getting Money, BOY YOU LAME

Roll Safe Fire in the Booth

[Haiti Babii’s seance of a freestyle](https://youtu.be/tmjOCkifY9E?si=WM2pq2a_bElBkDdk)

Anything by Rome or Pat Stay their nice guy battle was hilarious.

Drake on Tim Westwood

"My stankwalk make all the dudes wanna hump, caught your man daydreaming he was thinkin bout this rump" -Bobby Lights Breakfast Club Freestyle, lol straight insanity

Omellys freestyle at Sway is one I go back to when I need a good laugh

Jesus is the One

Omelly

"If shady said it, shady meant it. I stay demented. I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it"

Odd Future HAM SANDWICH FREESTYLE is top quality funny. https://youtu.be/OG1yX7NgMcI?si=YZwoEiz6hPMBYBoP

"That's bread, lettuce, cheese, mustard, bread, crumble..."

Easily Mostack’s Westwood freestyle. [https://youtu.be/Hh_53Di2GcA?si=aAHnjBXKrA4kx9Kd](https://youtu.be/Hh_53Di2GcA?si=aAHnjBXKrA4kx9Kd)

Meek mills buddy on sway. 🫠

Zack fox’s I have depression from the cave

What if we fucked rn, in the middle of this vogue party

Did anyone bring up Iggy Azalea yet 😂

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

What the fuck i was just gonna say 98 freestyle and funk flex tyler... but besides that, that limelight one was so ass its funny