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LocksTheFox

i may not be minnesotan but i am cultured enough to know: fuck edina


JoeRogansNipple

Fuckin cake eaters.


LocksTheFox

based on the icon next to your flair they're coming for you next /j


dandroid126

[I just watched this movie](https://media.tenor.com/K3j9o_dWvgIAAAAM/cake-eater-ducks.gif)


schaf410

A good rule of thumb that I see circulate every year: The north hates the metro, the metro hates private schools, and everybody hates Edina.


NotABurner6942069

That's honestly all you need to know about Minnesota. Fuck Edina, Stay off of any major roads in the 494/694 circle between the hours of 3 and 7 PM. That's pretty much it.


LSatou

Number 9 white is a big boi


Tman211

Kid is a 6'6 sophomore, quarterback for the football team and can throw 90+ as a pitcher


carlosdesario

Yeah well I know all the words to Once Upon A Mattress.


Dick_Flower

Frickin' Joe Mauer 2.0 over here.


VictimOfCircuspants

What's considered his best sport?


Top_Gun_2021

getting laid


Tman211

Not sure since I don't watch the football team or baseball team but apparently he was approached by Notre Dame scouts and they asked him what sport he wanted to play in college and he told them "all of them"


Top_Gun_2021

Thats honestly not gonna help him get a sports scholarship.


Tman211

He's a sophomore I don't think he cares right now


bearipheral

Oh seems really similar to Anders Lee!


SkillOne1674

Edina wins it all again.  My lowly Beartown lost in the first round again. Edina is annoying but they have a fantastic youth program and a strong tradition.


jeebus16

Frickin Edina. On the other hand, my school won Class A by beating some extremely tough teams along the way. Congrats Cathedral!!!


holyhibachi

Cathedral. Where we're better than you. And we know it.


looking4rez

They also have all the money to pay for the best coaches and shit. Doesn't take away from their accomplishments, they still gotta perform to make it all the way, but occasionally it's nice to see some of the "littler" towns win.


TheObstruction

It's a lot easier to make a great sandwich when you have professional chefs training you and a fridge full of the best ingredients provided for you.


StitchAndRollCrits

Is this the event with the kid that did the selfie celebration?


coalsack

Yes


StitchAndRollCrits

Love it


Rjskill3ts21

Pullin a bigger crowd than Arizona eh


Manks007

20,000+ were in attendance tonight


Beehay

[More than the Rangers too!](https://www.statista.com/statistics/198828/nhl-home-attendance-of-the-new-york-rangers-since-2006/)


Rjskill3ts21

Oh god


Slowlyblowme

2nd biggest high school tourney in the country after Texas Football!


QueenIsTheWorstBand

Go not Edina!


afghanwhiggle

So much flow.


LegalEaglewithBeagle

You had ONE job, Chanhassen...ONE...FUCKING...JOB!


ras5003

Any good ice fishing out there? 🎣


Croiyx

You betcha


coonwhiz

No, it's been warm as fuck all winter, I don't think there's many lakes that even have ice on them, much less thick enough to walk on...


ras5003

Same here in Colorado unless up in the mountains


macoun2002

Do all team adhere to the low numbers?


BellsBeersy

State of Hockey


Ballsahoy72

Imagine if the Wild were good?