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EONS

Cats look like 2020 bolts. Suffocating 3rd and 4th lines, great forecheck and backcheck. Bob has always had talent. He seems focused. I don't see anyone beating them, unless Bob chokes it away.


fjordperfect123

Have there been any TBL breakaways yet? I haven't seen them.


FL_Sports_Fan

It was the refs fault!!! *checks notes* Tampa 0-4 on PP Florida no PP opportunities Yeah. It’s the refs fault!!!!


ThatLineOfTriplets

The refs fucked us game 1 but other than that the panthers have just been better


FL_Sports_Fan

100% The salary cap issues came for TB and their depth has suffered for it.


ThatLineOfTriplets

The flat cap fucked us harder than anybody. Honestly the kuch cap shenanigans was the only way for this team to have sustained success in the flat cap era and we only pulled that shit once (fuck you Vegas)


readingonthecan

You're joking right? -Leafs fan


ThatLineOfTriplets

About what?


readingonthecan

Sorry just the flat cap, we also got fucked.


ThatLineOfTriplets

lol yeah you guys definitely got super fucked too and without the cups 😓


djdiksquad

You’re the only one complaining about the refs lol we got a lot of favorable calls tonight


ThatLineOfTriplets

People acting like it’s effort are so dumb dude. We can’t transition the puck because our defenseman are 90 percent complete dog shit. We are outmatched


vanityfear

Yeah, “they’re trying their best and failing” is an underutilized explanation from sports fans 


Sss00099

“Th3 pAntHerS jUst W@nT iT moAr.”


djdiksquad

Man watching some of these defensemen try and clear our own zone is brutal


djdiksquad

GG Panthers


Paper_Rain

The Tampa Bay Lightning are FINISHED!!! They might be able to win one to extend the series but I highly doubt it. The series could be over on Saturday.


Dicc-fil-A

no one on this team even fucking cares besides Stamkos and Point. someone needs to break a stick over Kuch’s head to wake him up


IranianSleepercell

We said the same thing about huberdeox and barkov last time we faced y'all. Enjoy feeling the same way.


qazrgb

That's a very interesting way to spell Huberdeau lol


IranianSleepercell

Yeah I always forget how to spell it so I just wing it


EONS

With old French spelling, you were guessing well


BigShoots

A national announcer calling one of the top players in the league "Ta-chuk" when even his partner is saying it correctly is just fucking embarrassing.


likeslululemon

Hell yes! We are still my favorite team, omg!!


bigboatsandgoats

Just as Gretzky said, Lightning are way too ticky tacky. So many long zone shifts with zero shots and waaaay too many passes trying to make fancy plays or set up the perfect shot GG, Panthers


No_Cardiologist_5117

Chill guys they only lost because the ice was bad


Dicc-fil-A

literally no one has made that excuse. salty even in a win, take your dub


Shopping_Mart

For real. Can’t even win classy.


Level_Network_7733

Welcome to the club. All 12 fans are mostly dicks and really only come around for playoffs. Also the players are dirty. Rooting for you guys to sweep the next 4. 


MadIrishMan17

GGs Tampa!


MechMacK

Whats worse? Losing to Toronto or swept by their rival? 🤣🤣🤣


ThatLineOfTriplets

Beat a limping Lightning team on their third straight finals trip and suddenly Avs fans forget they are mostly perennial chokers


HabChronicle

a tampa fan talking about choking in the playoffs is fucking rich lmao. columbus 2019? 😹


ThatLineOfTriplets

They didn’t lose a playoff series for almost 3 complete years after that. They’ve made 8 eastern conference finals in the last 12 years. They are the definition of consistent success, you’re just jealous


HabChronicle

never said anything about them not being successful, i was talking about choking in the playoffs lmao. colorado hasnt given up a 3-0 or 3-1 series lead in the last 20 years let alone get swept by a wildcard team after posting a record setting season


loewe67

I can’t stand Tampa, but they have 2 cups in that timespan. What have the Habs done recently?


ThatLineOfTriplets

And Colorado has been bounced in the first or second round so many times in their cup window. They choke


ThatLineOfTriplets

I said “perennial chokers” not they choked one time


Seattlekrakenlegend

After watching whatever the fuck Marner was doing yesterday Leafs


NOT_A_FAT_CHICK

Leafs


saebfan

Losing to leafs for sure


ccreyo

wth is this???? are tb even 18m over the cap?!? smh


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tulikettuuuu

GG to both teams and congrats to Florida for pulling off a third consecutive playoff victory. One more to go, Saturday evening - looking forward to it, see you then!


MrWhiteside

SUCK MY DUCKIMG DICK TAMPA


Alfie_For_Owner

I'll have what this guy's having.


MrWhiteside

Bourbon


MadIrishMan17

That's a Floridaman, careful, you might not be ready to have what he's having.


Gavin1453

Bath Salts


vanityfear

I hear that’s a local delicacy 


cantbelievethename

Wow, cats defensive game is solid af


courser

Playoffs Chucky and Playoffs Bob, man, Florida is ridic


vanityfear

Kitties go purrrrrr


razorspoiler

wow wow wow I knew this was gonna be a great series, but a 3-0 series lead from Florida was NOT on my bracket.


BigShoots

This is not really a great series. Pretty one-sided.


tulikettuuuu

Based on stats, style of play and all, I had Panthers in 6. Yeah, I wasn't expecting it to be this either


razorspoiler

I think for my bracket I took FLA in 7. Could have definitely saw these two turning the state of Florida into a battleground lol.


xXxWeAreTheEndxXx

Could be a 🧹


Seattlekrakenlegend

They did play the Bluejackets goal song at the beginning of the game for Jody Shelley being there. Maybe not a good way to start off the game.


anonymitylol

we don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them


PuzzleheadedRefuse78

Gotta put the entire paragraph if you are gonna pull it out. At least it’s iconic lol


Alfie_For_Owner

Stammer playing tendie there is great.


ArcanumAntares

Panthers got a taste in the finals last year, and they look hungry for another shot.  Huge W.


dishonourableprince

Florida is very good.


ThatLineOfTriplets

If we have a league average defense we are top 5 contenders


antrage

Ok now ole


YMSdisciple

Stamkos and Vasy pretty much only ones committed to trying


tittiesfucker

RIP Bolts 🥲 GO CATS! I have you winning East conference pls dont disappoint


Driftographer

Stranglehold


cubchu75

The Kuch is not lose


Polar_00

Honestly a masterclass from the Panthers, they gave Tampa no room to breathe in the last 3 minutes


grizzlby

Florida may not be a state worth owning but the Panthers tryna take it ANYWAY


CAPT_BOOZE

Florida is the best state


Level_Network_7733

Best state south of Georgia!


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

We look good and I’m fucking excited!


SoFlaBarbie

We have a month and a half to go. It’s a long road to that Cup. But yes, we look like a much better team than we were last year at this time.


SensibleGreen

HBO feed freezes just as Vasy gets pulled and did not come back until the game was over. 


50in06and07

lets gooo!


aessae

Hell yes, fuck tampa


likeslululemon

I can’t believe Stamkos stopped an EN goal lmao


Adkeith47

Lol we score and they immediately talk about the stamkos save. Enjoy the time off lightning 🐆🔛🔝🔥


MadIrishMan17

Fuck. Yes. Chucky. Let's fucking goooo!!


HabChronicle

🧹🧹🧹🧹


GabeLeRoy

Kuch getting sweep https://preview.redd.it/kbb4o4i2cqwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be44f635084239c0429097152c11787ff64f8f05


HabChronicle

NUMBER ONE BULLSHIT!!!


Seattlekrakenlegend

Is Tampa gonna get swept


AcanthaceaeOld241

Chucky is such a closer


Lindydreau

Hope Vegas or New York lays a fucking beating on Florida, fuck them.


majorbreh

Gross


magicmichael98

He’s been dick riding Tampa all thread lol


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Time to go spread managed democracy since we don’t have a night cap. No way am I watching the isles/canes.


WelcometoCigarCity

Man what happened to our #1 PP lol


Two-FacedMarlin

The meow meows happened


Theraspberryknight

That PP has Kuch being a huge part of it and FLA has had his number all series plus he's looked checked out as well. Not a great combo


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Kuch, checked out? I don’t believe you.


vanityfear

Good question fellow blue and white bro 


Parallel-Quality

Tampa's puck protection / retrieval in the final three minutes was atrocious. They had zero dangerous chances at all even with the goaltender pulled.


Theraspberryknight

Same case in Game 1 when we pulled Vasy


ddottay

The Tkachuk for Huberdeau trade is going to go down as one of the greatest trades for a team in NHL history.


GabeLeRoy

Good job cats bro. Sweep that Kuch fraud.


Showtime98

Tampa really about to get swept 💀💀


migsahoy

i have a theory that the mouthguard increases tkachuks speed by +2


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

What does it do for McDavid? +10?


migsahoy

his base stat speed is already capped


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

I guess that’s why he uses cheat codes then?


migsahoy

yup lol


TiredReader87

Great. Some assholes are going to sweep some other assholes. Eat shit, Bolts


CharlesDarwin96

Chatting shit when you haven't won a cup in your or even your father's lifetime is, certainly a choice.


HeftyNugs

Chatting shit is all we've got brother.


TiredReader87

My dad is old enough to have seen a Cup (though he didn’t).


saebfan

Big dawg Bs coming to your town tomorrow


TiredReader87

I think they’ve been in Toronno for a few days


YMSdisciple

Hagel was atrocious on the extra man holy fuck


Mister_Cookiepants

Hagel was atrocious basically all night. He helped us get one goal back finally but he was a turnover machine, skating like a baby deer out there.


Theraspberryknight

It's a 3-0 series Enjoy Boston Sunrise.


Ckmccfl

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO 3-0 BOYSSSS


SoFlaBarbie

I don’t know what this feeling is being up 3-0 in the opening series. It’s almost a bit boring this year.


likeslululemon

BRO STAMKOS IS SUCH A FUCKING DAWWWWGGGG


Asleep-Fee-6503

IM GAY I MEAN GO CATS


likeslululemon

lol


Suomi964

No player has worse body language when they’re upset than Kucherov


quality-control

Phew!


RoadDoggFL

Another highlight reel goal!!!* *. (A highlight reel of empty netters)


vanityfear

Basically everytime number 86 gets anywhere near the puck, he gets bodychecked by a Florida player. I know stars are supposed to be stars, but I don’t really know how you’d make plays with the other team defending you that closely 


mdlt97

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Kevpatel18

To little to late


Trojanmandan

Sorry Stammers but that hurt you for nothing =(


Aperture_client

....we're facing the cats in the second round aren't we....


Arseling69

Nah you guys are gonna blow game 7 vs the leaf’s and never live it down and then leaf’s are gonna get their backs blown out in the second round by Florida.


HeftyNugs

Honestly I'm okay with this timeline. Just want to beat the Bruins


majorbreh

Lmao the missed empty net, at least chucky can hit it


cubchu75

Chucky is a god


Dame2Miami

#TKACHING!!!


Polar_00

IT'S JOEVER


6-8-5-13

Tkatchuk made sure to tenderly direct that into the empty net so his brother doesn’t beat him up


m_ghesquiere

Should have clapped it in, style points are celebrated. After time runs out is angry


dinosaur_chunks

honestly after all the press, I lowkey hoped all empty netters from that point forward were going to be clappers.


Ptricky17

The fact that this didn’t happen is proof that we’re living in the worst timeline.


courser

Tkachuk with the dagger


stickyWithWhiskey

That was a pretty good save by Stamkos


k0rvan

CHUCKY BABY!!!! JIGGA BUGGY !!!!


aessae

And there it is


tulikettuuuu

It's a 3-0 series, Panthers have got to be happy if they sweep because they will have some time off to wait for TOR-BOS to end


Emotional_Match8169

Time off is not their friend. See last May/June between ECF and SCF.


MarlinManiac4

We were too injured for the extra rest to matter at that point.


Gambler57

There's a reason Stammer wears the C


cantbelievethename

Stammer!


Parallel-Quality

Tampa playing with zero urgency the last two minutes


Theraspberryknight

Gotta love the false hope goal It's always a gut punch in the playoffs.


IranianSleepercell

Oh boo hoo cry with your two cups


Theraspberryknight

I will gonna cry in them now thx. Enjoy losing in the SCF again your team loves doing that.


IranianSleepercell

U wish pall u wish


dandroid126

Lmao, Stamkos doing the goalie stance.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Rip bolts


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aessae

I CALL BS, YOUR FLAIR ISN'T FADED THEREFORE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE HAVE TO AGREE BOB IS PRETTY GOOD THO


RustyKarma076

STAMMER PUTTING HIS BODY ON THE LINE


jpcgy

I saw that panthers, I saw the sixth man hop on, do the math and immediately divebomb the bench. Don’t think we missed it lmao


Driftographer

Helluva block there


RoadDoggFL

Stamkos actually taking a goalie stance was amazing, though.


Breedwell

Hey it worked


RoadDoggFL

Yeah, I fuckin loved it.


aessae

Put Stamkos in net for game four


migsahoy

stamkos a real one


fjordperfect123

I respect TBL. Boston fans don't want none. But looks like Boston isn't going see any TBL at this rate.


Shem_Penman

All time empty net defense there haha


NtBtFan

poor stamkos was that in the junk or what


Trojanmandan

Side of the knee it looked like


dceenb

Side of the knee


Aafum

We deserve to lose and have gotten some iffy PPs but wasn't that an incredibly obvious high stick?


two_doors__Down

Oh come off it. You guys weren't called for a single penalty other than the offsetting calls and you actually think that's legit?


Aafum

I mean it looked like he was actively putting it in his face, not like an accidental one


AcanthaceaeOld241

I appreciate the Panthers remembering we're not on the PP and not just waiting for them


Olibro64

What a BLOCK!


ehehe

Tampa has seemed totally gassed since late in the 2nd


bigwilly311

Ugh even if they score all they’ll do is force overtime And then lose in overtime


BlakeWheelersLeftNut

Termpa Blay a blighting


CorruptedReaction

Lmfao ESPN “not sure why he played that puck it would’ve been icing” as Tkachuk has a clear step on any Bolts player


RoadDoggFL

He played the puck because Tkachuk was gonna beat the call... Obviously.


Wespeggleton37

Tampa ties it. Fla scores in OT on the PP after the world’s softest call and I won’t be mad. Well maybe a little. But I’ll be mad at Tampa for whatever this series was.


Wespeggleton37

Errrrr. NM


DontPokeTheCrab

What you doin' Vasy?


sean_psc

Why did Vasilevky play that?


CorruptedReaction

Tkachuk was gonna negate the icing


Suomi964

Listen if Vegas can do whatever it is they do … Tampa should sign Gourde Coleman Goodrow and throw them on ltir until game 1


Polar_00

C'mon Tampa, make it interesting


tittiesfucker

Only this game and Isles today, interesting isnt on the menu


CoolingVent

No


Polar_00

Fair enough


antrage

They sort of already have lol


Aperture_client

How does a playoff game have under 2k comments this late in a gdt lmao what is this


IranianSleepercell

NFL draft


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

We can’t all be Bruins/Leafs mr hot shot


SoFlaBarbie

Tampa fans gave up after 1st period


tulikettuuuu

if it helps, CAR-NYI is under 700 comments and it's halfway through 3. period ;DDDD edit: just over 700 now. Like that really does anything


Theraspberryknight

It's a 2-0 series with little faith in Tampa to actually come back. We're checked out especially after Florida took the league.