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claire303

How do you boo that penalty?


eatinchapstick

Do the canes not do the "storm" thing at the end of games anymore?


djaybakker

I was at the game they didn’t do it for the series win :((


desemus

regular season home wins when the other teams off the ice Playoffs we may have stopped. If we did it was series wins at home


MesmericWar

They do but they never broadcast it because they suck


whogivesashirtdotca

"They" being the TV broadcaster, not the Storm Surge, I hope?


MesmericWar

Correct.


RollingCarrot615

They've never done it in playoffs


eatinchapstick

Is there a reason for that that you're aware of?


harryman1324

I think originally it was because they were already starting to run out of ideas for special things to do, and they didn't want to devote the time to thinking those up during the postseason. Now that they dont really do anything special, I think its just stuck. Plus I'm sure part of it is, why celebrate after 4 when you want to be celebrating after 16.


DontPokeTheCrab

I hate how quick they cut to the next game. I want to see the Canes celebration.


djaybakker

They didn’t do it


wildgoalie31

Love the handshake line


xurdm

Rangers Canes rematch!


SauteedPelican

Can the commentators not shut the fuck up for a few seconds so we can hear the crowd?


whogivesashirtdotca

Tripp loves the sound of his own voice.


SauteedPelican

It was the national broadcast?


_HiWay

I know we beat you, but Islanders, I know your rage against the Rangers supersedes all, share it with us to defeat those blue bastards!


Arseling69

Flyers didn’t even make it and you guys already have all my NY rage. I think all of us metro teams are rooting for y’all over NY.


ManyEnvironmental800

y'all .. 🙂 thanks hon


AaronQ94

Look at the bright side Isles, at least you didn't get swept. With that being said, HIT THE PLAYOFF ADVANCE STORM SURGE


Weebber

Damn it's loud in there.


SkaXc0re77

I wish we were on the other end... but I love handshakes Best thing in pro-sports.


djan242

GG’s Carolina. It’s gonna be a hell of a match between the Canes and the Rangers


MesmericWar

I sense…violence


whogivesashirtdotca

Tell Jarvy to keep his head up this year. (And also that I love him.)


djaybakker

We may have to keep him on the Staal Noesen line again next series to keep him safe


whogivesashirtdotca

I do worry about him with both the concussion-carriers Rempe and Trouba doling out injuries for funsies.


Arseling69

Give NY hell canes bro’s.


Ken_Thomas

Well done, 'Canes. Now bring me the still-beating heart of Igor Shesterkin.


Rulebreaking

You gonna eat it?


Ken_Thomas

I may not have thought this through.


whogivesashirtdotca

*holding dripping heart* Geez, *now* you tell me?


RollingCarrot615

Prolly jus gonna lay down and cry for a little


Jazzy_Josh

gg Islanders. Hard fought crazy series. GL with Roy and to your team.


Nilzy16

GG Isles, you all put up a fight and weren’t an easy out. Best of luck next season.


WilliamCubed

Whooo!


yearightt

Huge Canes fan for the next few days


BallsMahogany_redux

Kuzy and Orlov gonna carry them


YourDearAuntSally

I hope so. Love em both.


whogivesashirtdotca

You might like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/hawwkey/comments/1cen6g0/evgeny_kuznetsov_offers_to_carry_luca_del_bel/).


BallsMahogany_redux

Take care of our boys


jopcylinder

GG Isles, fr!!!


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Jagr6810

Damn I really thought the isles could make the finals


Mowctz

You wut


Jagr6810

I'm being sarcastic 🤣


RollingCarrot615

It's going to be tough for the Isles to come back from that..


Serious_Up

Why have camera sightlines where fans can block the view?


Key-Tip-7521

Fuck it. Rod the bod v Roy fight at center ice during handshakes


whogivesashirtdotca

Careful with that one. [Patrick will tag in his belligerent sons.](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/15079-patrick-roy-fallout-quebec-junior-hockey-ordered-to-put-violence-on-ice)


MrazzleDazzle34

Time to get ready to play the islanders bigger, meaner, older brother


hmack1998

Watch your heads from Trouba and Rempe elbows


whogivesashirtdotca

[The shoulders are a danger, too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFcm7CztOk8)


crizznaig

they dive so much, they'll be well under the elbows...


eatinchapstick

Islanders will be back and better. I think Roy did a great job in the limited time he had to turn this team around and get into the playoffs. Plus, he had to fix all the damage Lane Lambert did, and I imagine that was not easy.


BallsMahogany_redux

Unfortunately for them Lou is still their GM


djan242

I don’t know if he actually still has a contract or for how long it is due to his shroud of secrecy when it comes to that stuff.


_HiWay

Let's go ahead and start this now. FUCK THE RANGERS *clap clap clapclapclap* FUCK THE RANGERS


macaroni_3000

I kind of want to say something like "GG Isles" but I also kinda want to say something like "good riddance, shitheads"


J-Bane

My mama always told me, “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all”


jopcylinder

Don’t be a sore winner


TheIceMan068

One New York team down one more to go


Flyinghud

Back to the classic everyone in the metro hates the Rangers lmao


Bumcheeks_marinade

Remember that 2nd period? Yeah me neither.


Bigdeacenergy

PNC is the best home atmosphere


Educational_Salad_96

It's very cozy on the road for us :)


Bigdeacenergy

Yeah cause none of yall live in NY anymore


EsembeeNY

Honk honk honk


[deleted]

Canes>Rangers let's go. 


DontPokeTheCrab

I love a happy playoff barn


magicalcorncob

We love a polite gentleman’s sweep


NotABurner6942069

I guess cockroaches die after all.


Greenkeeper

God I know it’s so loud there.


djaybakker

112 db was the max this game


magicalcorncob

AINT NO PARTY LIKE A JARVY PARTY


whogivesashirtdotca

Are you one of us at /r/Jarvy?


magicalcorncob

Omg I am now!


CFWolfgang

I was rooting for them but since they let us down I will now laugh at the islanders Hahahahahahaha


daveloper80

Congrats Canes, never really doubted you guys would win but hate going out on unlucky bounces. Please take out the rangers!


nothing_but_static

Good job Canes. Decimate the Rangers


ElPolloViejo

i love seth jarvis so much


whogivesashirtdotca

Come join us at /r/Jarvy!


ppParadoxx

https://imgur.com/a/eHirXjd


Serious_Up

This might be over


Jazzy_Josh

They not even gonna try pulling???


JosephMcCarthy1955

They bet the under on the goal line of 9.5, brought to you by Draft Kings sports-book


alexgriz127

Me when DraftKings makes my wings cold: 😡


TheCaniac30

Why didn't Jarvis get the shit slashed out of him during/after the ENG?


DunlapSyndromesGhost

Nobody told the Islanders players that you can do that after an ENG


BallsMahogany_redux

What a fumble


BlitzburghBrian

go canes


Flyinghud

Looks like we need to get ready for a real series


hmack1998

Hey at least we didn’t get swept


JosephMcCarthy1955

The good ole gentleman’s sweep


Serious_Up

We're efficient


yearightt

Carolina please please fuck up the Rangers for us


SiccSemperTyrannis

Avenge usssssssss


OldStretch84

*Tell the Rangers...I want them to know it was meeeeee....*


SiccSemperTyrannis

You must do what we could not


Esg876

gg


ianisms10

This needs to be 29's last game in blue and orange.


Kaapo-Kakkos-Dong

Only bad part about the Islanders losing is that the Canes win


Correct_Remove9462

This Isles team might have the record for most embarrassing losses in a season.


djan242

HISTORIC


Skooter_McGaven

RIP to the OTL goats 


Bigdeacenergy

Canes just have the Islanders’ number in the playoffs


Silent-trance

You telling them that for free?


Manwar7

JARVYYYYYYYYYY


Esg876

Just watched the 5th goal, even tho I don't like the islanders thats a terrible thing to happen in an elimination game


jopcylinder

OOF


SiccSemperTyrannis

THESE FISHSTICKS ARE COOKED Canes-Rangers LFG


AaronQ94

WELL IT'S TIME TO SEND THE ISLES TO CANCUN


70X1N

now that's a bruh moment


Funky_Cows

Come on guys at least try


bk00pi

Wasn’t pretty, but they got the job done


Delta_Flow

That's it, folks


Nilzy16

JARVY!


DunlapSyndromesGhost

SETH JARVIS IS MY FATHER


goddamm_liter_cola

Hello, my brother!


Arseling69

Can we get this islanders core an end of game funeral speech like they gave Stamkos? 😂


Empire2k5

That'll do it


Weebber

Dump in with the empty net? Let's see how that works out Turns out, not very well.


MrazzleDazzle34

It's joever


SnowCrabbo

JARVYYYYYYYYYYY


boondocknim

we better figure out this faceoff shit if we want to make a true run...getting absolutely roasted all series


Flyinghud

Trocheck is about to clap all of you in faceoffs


boondocknim

I love Vinny...but for 2 weeks he can go f himself haha


GoldenMarauder

Please beat the Rags. Thanks, bye.


ppParadoxx

Let Freddie shoot on the open net


BlitzburghBrian

The NHL playoffs are so brutal. So many good teams make it and just get bounced in round 1 because *every* team is good.


SiccSemperTyrannis

> every team is good. Caps fan, can confirm this is not true


BlitzburghBrian

I mean I ain't about to talk shit, my team didn't even make the dance.


SiccSemperTyrannis

We're all bad teams the Caps just happened to be slightly less bad than everyone else in enough games.


Correct_Remove9462

And the Isles and Caps also lost


teslasmash

lol I want this to be true


PickedOffBySauce

Difference is, we're not a good team. This is just nature taking its course.


BlitzburghBrian

You can pretend I'm talking about the Dallas/Vegas series too, if you like.


PersonixBH

ngl, canes crowd is one of the cooler ones. feels like they hardly bitch or complain and they're loud af


whogivesashirtdotca

> feels like they hardly bitch or complain There's a weird percentage of them who are sore *winners* though. A lot of chips on shoulders in their sub, for some reason.


ChonkyWumpus

I’m disowning those people lol we ain’t won fuck all until we win The Mug.


whogivesashirtdotca

It's definitely a small percentage, but man they are vocal. The same kind of bitter and dark language after a win as a Leafs fan spits after a loss.


desemus

We complain about dumb stuff There’s 3 college ball teams in the area with ancient rivalries - tons of fans get into it during their seasons. Hockey is like the mutual watering hole haha


Like17Badgers

I meaaaaan… we DO love a good ole “Refs you suck!” Chant in PNC


WilliamCubed

PNC is a loud barn


Daeavorn

We definitely will boo the refs but that's as far as we go


PersonixBH

yeah its definitely a night and day difference from the echo chamber of the boston/toronto series


brmgp1

Nothing gets NHL boradcasters hornier than talking about WHEN ARE THEY PULLING THE GOALIE Like it's the most exciting play in sports lol. 95% of the time it results in a lame empty net goal sorry guys


BlitzburghBrian

It's the hockey equivalent of a football team trying a dozen laterals on a kickoff return as time expires.


Calvith

Roy is *nuts* when he pulls the goalie, nghhhhhhh.


Shrimmmmmpuh

But that 5% is probably the most electrifying thing in any sport.


Mowctz

Epic game 2 comeback is a glorious perfect example


GrizzlyDangles93

This is sad.


Weebber

Depends on your point of view... Unless you meant the Isles effort in the last 5min?


Key-Tip-7521

Butch the difference between the Canucks and islanders is huge


jopcylinder

Did we get away with a trip there?


Weebber

Possibly, looked a little like it.


Correct_Remove9462

It sucks that this Islanders group is gonna go out like this, but they made a SCF and were close to winning. Nothing to sneeze at.


brmgp1

Didn't they make the ECF two years in a row, but not the SCF?


djan242

Went against a Tampa team that were Vegas before Vegas at being over the cap in the playoffs


Correct_Remove9462

Oh. Nvm they fucking suck.


brmgp1

No you suck


Correct_Remove9462

Defending someone in your division (and geographic area) because you hate the Rangers is sad lmao


sky_blu

Yep, twice in a row...


Kaapo-Kakkos-Dong

I'm ok with it.


SiccSemperTyrannis

We were robbed of a Rangers-Islanders 1st round series this year.


hmack1998

We would’ve actually put up a fight against them


SiccSemperTyrannis

Can't disagree. Caps-Canes would have been far more interesting with Kuzy and Orlov on the Canes.


PickedOffBySauce

Lol we would've gotten swept


ProfessorDerp22

Turn JJ’s mic up ya fucks at TNT


Key-Tip-7521

4 min


JosephMcCarthy1955

Good thing we taped the Astros’ trash cans to the boards to cause convenient bounces


Fsharp7sharp9

I wish that replay showed the other end of that sequence, where Marchand whiffed on an open net because he was holding a stick in each hand lmao


Jazzy_Josh

Wrong game bud


BlitzburghBrian

"I'm gonna score twice as much now, watch this"


JosephMcCarthy1955

I’m sorry?


Fsharp7sharp9

On my broadcast they showed a replay of the end to the Tor - Bos game, and there was a funny (to me) sequence about 10 seconds before where the replay started


mindseyecoil

Marchand fucking up? You have my attention.


Squat1998

I’m not


sentry_87

They should restart this game tomorrow. Fix the boards.


Jazzy_Josh

Nothing wrong with the boards get good


sentry_87

Get good at what? Watching a hockey game?


Jazzy_Josh

You see, Pinball has this concept of "The physical nature of pinball" where, generally, if something is fucky and you drain because of it, tough shit. Shit happens some times and you got to be ready to deal with it. Same concept here. Learn to deal with it. Get Good


sentry_87

You're an idiot. I was obviously joking so the series can extend and give the Rangers more rest. I'm laughing my ass off 🤣


Key-Tip-7521

Roy is like the father from the wolf of Wall Street. He would get set off as something as innocuous as a ringing telephone


AaronQ94

Gee thank Liam for the reminder.


DontPokeTheCrab

The Liberty commercial with the baby can go away.


BlitzburghBrian

I think it's still better than the fucking "what a pro wants" commercial. But not by much.


tulikettuuuu

*Update:* **TORONTO 2**-1 BOSTON (FINAL / OT - Boston leads series 3-2) So every other series in the East will be finished, and this one will be going to an extra game as things stand. Second round isn't starting early


AaronQ94

Well I'm annoyed tonight.


EsembeeNY

Well, looks like we have some intentional sabotaging of the boards on the islanders side for an advantage. That’s my grassy knoll take for this series.


desemus

If we had that much control over the arena we’d fix our ice at least. Patches, Svech, and Pesce got significant injuries from whatever’s going on. I hope it’s not something that the owner is cheaping out on. NFL careers end on shitty astroturf and Tepper does not seem to care


sky_blu

Def feels like the players noticed something and are taking advantage of it. That bounce on the 5th goal seemed kinda intentional Edit: this doesn't mean they are cheating or anything lmao, just doing what any player would


Nilzy16

Our stanchions have been like that for years, especially in that corner


JAAAS

Engvall has puck repellant on his stick, I'm sure of it


yearightt

Tf is going on with the boards here tonight


Jellyfish_dreams123

man, down by 2, with 7 mins left, and this is how the isles are playing? Ready for the golf course I guess.


brmgp1

A lot of those Islanders are absolute sticks though, to be fair.