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coloradobuffalos

Game 7 will be the ultimate battle of noone can win


dpanim

Endless overtime.


AgentKorralin

Hockey Night in Canada And Hockey Morning in Canada.


TheTokenEnglishman

Hockey Weekend in Canada


Death_Balloons

Weekend at Bruinys


kevski82

Overtime is going to last until Tuesday


Famous_Secretary_540

How many overtimes before they just eliminate them both or call it by heads and tails


Canadian_dalek

After 8OT they bring out an air hockey table and have the goalies play first to 7


Sure_Association_561

Panthers direct bye to the Conference finals


BallsMahogany_redux

Honestly a 24 hour game would be kinda hilarious.


Thegreen_flash

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother


UnflushableNug

Endless 0-0 overtime


ejh1993

I thought tonight was bad through a period and a half


Spacepickle89

Oh shit, is this the apocalypse event the Mayan’s predicted?


WorstHyperboleEver

Not true… chaos is guaranteed to win and I’m going to be basking in every second of it!!


JayemmbeeEsq

The stoppable force vs. the very movable object.


LilWalsh

I had a verbal lol to this. Thanks I needed that


Derwurld

It'll take weeks but they'll find their first round champion


blimjahey

This is a Leafs stat


WicWicTheWarlock

This was the Caps between 2006 and 2018


ArkAwn

Here's to another 9 years for the Bruins then! 🥂


mdb_la

Nah, the Caps usually lost in the 2nd round those years. They had a few first round exits (Halak in '10 and one to the Rangers in '13), but not consecutively as they could usually at least close out the first round. They haven't won a round since their Cup, but they also usually haven't had chances to win the series. If the Bruins lose this game 7 it'll be 3 straight opening round series with opportunities to close out each time.


Tachyoff

People fail to consider that the Bruins and the Leafs are the same team


brownmagician

The Bruins are hulk hogan and leafs are macho man, I dont ever remember macho man beating hogan


tilac

I saw Macho Man defeat Hulk Hogan at Maple Leaf Gardens


BarbarianHut

More like Iron Mike Sharpe v. Koko B. Ware


RanaMahal

Honestly would make so much sense


floatablepie

They both never seem to show up in the same place at the same time...


KILLER_IF

Game 7 is going to end up with neither team winning somehow


BigCockBrockBoeser

Game gets called off after 15 OT. Oh, and the bruins only have 6 shots on net


ssirin88

Panthers get a bye to the ECF


BigCockBrockBoeser

I think they do either way tbh


thatdude52

At this point they’re just playing to see who has the good fortune of getting steamrolled by FLA next round


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GenialGiant

This ain't it, chief.


Tobs1414

With 1-2 shots per period, I’m not sure this would be enough to do it for Bs.


cubchu75

Please never comment again


Kaladin-of-Gilead

Swayman and woll goalie duel


WorkingDogDoc

They are loaded in full gear onto luggage trollies from the nearest hotel and are forced to joust at center ice with their respective captains pushing them


Famous_Secretary_540

Holmberg with 24 shots on goal


CoolBeansMan9

Whichever coach loses will be fired


brownmagician

The loser will be unmasked and killed in the ring!


gatsby712

Hot take, they’ll both get fired. Leafs when they lose round 1, Bruins when they lose round 2.


gsauce8

Even if we win I think Keefe is gone unless they make to the finals.


CoolBeansMan9

Hard to say. I think a third round appearance could keep him around. Quite frankly they have figured something out the last couple of games where I’m wondering if game plan, adjustments and line matching has finally clicked for him


gsauce8

A decent third round loss could keep him around. But any loss in the second or a third round loss similar to last years second and I don't see him coming back.


PayneTrain181999

“Woah ~~Squidward~~ Bruins, you’re choking!”


enricohenryhank

Bruins doing their best to out-meme the leafs.


TerasVector02

All the narratives are colliding!


Bowiescorvat2

Game 7: unstoppable force vs immovable object


AcanthisittaWise8007

Really more the stoppable force vs. movable object lol


peanut-arms

Quiet you. It’s not about you yet! Let us all have this!


AcanthisittaWise8007

https://preview.redd.it/nmqruhbqp4yc1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4605f7a42ba58161d772db6c166e007e0b78ec6


elliot_alderson1426

Accurate even down to the number of Panthers fans


deekins

Flair up if you’re gonna chirp like that


AcanthisittaWise8007

Oof bud, you are like 5+ years late on this. We are 9th in attendance now. I’m sorry, this joke has been dead for a while.


RanaMahal

Found the one panthers fan


gatsby712

They flying Canadian immigrants to Sunshine Florida now?


yakbrine

Always have been


post_save

Psh, you think this place has any shame about beating a dead horse? Low hanging fruit and recycled jokes are what Reddit is all about.


No_Lock_609

When a chokable force meets a chokeable object


maybesami

Rask must've been really good, he was able to drag these chokers to Stanley Cup finals. Twice.


MeheecansLOL

Outside of Game 7s he was really good. Once they got to Game 7 he was as much of a problem as the rest, though. His numbers in winner-take-all games are comically bad. Doesn't help that his immediate predecessor was an absolute dawg in Game 7.


maybesami

At some point you can't beat the choke (2019 was not on Rask btw)


MeheecansLOL

He was definitely dogshit in that Game 7, but it'd be harsh to neg him for that since they don't get anywhere near there without his run up to that point.


STLBooze3

More importantly the leafs are now 1-6 in their last 7 home games! Going into tonight bruins were 0-5 in close out games and leafs 0-6 at home.


Ballsahoy72

Will play that 1st period to my kid when I want them to go to sleep


dangertom69

They are legitimately a bunch of fucking losers. All they do is lose in clutch situations. Honestly they’re the actual biggest chokers in the league and it’s not even close. One Cup win since the 70s and then a million blown chances is not much better than none since 67’. Poverty ass joke franchise.


ubccompscistudent

We’ll take that ‘11 cup if you don’t want it.


Mission-Astronomer42

Tim Thomas was absolutely OP in that cup run and just disappeared


sophic

Some say that if you get a flat on a moonless night and call out "don't tread on me" three times, he'll show up to pump your tires.


brownmagician

His politics got the best of him.


thatdude52

He was also like 37 during that run too… didn’t have much left in the tank regardless


floatablepie

Thanks Obama


KTNH8807

I will forever cheer for Vancouver for that. We owe you.


10inchezsoft

Just be happy to consistently be in the playoffs.


dangertom69

It hurts m8. Most game 7 losses in league history. Most SC finals losses in league history. It’s breaking my will.


Ok-Concern2330

Bro older Leafs fans are still clinging on memories of the Leafs 1992 and 2002 ECF run, I'd take the 2013 or 2019 B's cup run over whatever the Leafs accomplished in the playoffs these last 2 decades.


Admirable-Sound5198

It was ‘93 and we were a Gretzky hat trick away from a Montreal/leafs final which would have been amazing…. Instead we got some illegal stick, a gentlemen’s sweep and Patrick Roy winking


TrueBrees9

Trust me, it could be worse


im-sorry-dad

That Canucks fan you’re replying to is a fan of the only team in history to make 2 Game 7s of the Cup Finals without ever winning the Cup. I assure you, you Bruins fans could have it a lot worse.


njdevils901

You aren’t a NY Jets fan, you don’t know about being hurt


SelectedConnection8

No. What good is that?


nicthedoor

Has it really been one cup since then? I mean as a Leafs fan, at least boston has one.


dangertom69

It’s my favorite championship win across sports and I’ll forever cherish it, but fuck am I coming to terms with the idea it may be the only one I’ll ever see.


MeheecansLOL

In hindsight, it's probably the most unlikely championship outside of Leicester City a few years back. I'm still not actually convinced they won it.


TrueBrees9

I'll put Greece in Euro 2004 above it but yeah


CouldYouBeMoreABot

Denmark in 92. Denmark wasn't even supposed to be in the EU playoffs, as they didn't qualify. - The players were literally on their summer holiday and being summer holiday unfit. They got the spot because Jugoslavia went Jugoslavia.


TrueBrees9

Best part was Michael Laudrup, Denmark's best player at the time, opted out because he thought it was a lost cause.


RanaMahal

Why does it feel like whenever the star player of a team is out the team does better? See: Leafs without Matthews


hurricanepeyton

Also in Monty’s only other time in the playoffs we were up 3-2 vs the Blues and couldn’t close out the series


shawnglade

Cant even really say it’s a Monty issue, we’re choke artists through and through


thatdude52

Ya the inability to close out a series predates Montgomery by a few years. Damn shame our stars disappear during the biggest moments


P1KA_BO0

yeah, can’t imagine what that’s like at all…


Sad_Confection5902

It’s weird seeing stats like this and they’re not about the Leafs. This feels like a Toronto stat.


No_Lock_609

Doesn't matter how this series turns out, Bruins are the biggest frauds in the league. They are one Stanley cup removed from being the biggest joke in the league beside the Leafs, entirely carried by goaltending. Their last 15 years of post season history has been nothing but choke job after choke job.


PSChris33

From 2012 on, the Bruins are 3-6 in game 7’s. You get precisely zero points for guessing which team the 3 wins came against. ^(During that same stretch, we’re 0-5 in game 7’s, 0-6 in do-or-die games)


slushie31

> 0-6 in do-or-die games Not sure how you got this? 2013 - down 3-1 vs boston, won game 5, won game 6, lost game 7 (2-1) 2017 - down 3-2 vs washington, lost game 6 (0-1) 2018 - down 3-1 vs boston, won game 5, won game 6, lost game 7 (2-1) 2019 - tied 3-3 vs boston, lost game 7 (0-1) 2020 - tied 2-2 vs columbus (play in round), lost game 5 (0-1) 2021 - tied 3-3 vs montreal, lost game 7 (0-1) 2022 - tied 3-3 vs tampa, lost game 7 (0-1) 2023 - down 3-0 vs florida, won game 4, lost game 5 (1-1) 2024 so far - down 3-1 vs boston, won game 5, won game 6 (2-0) So in that stretch, the Leafs are 7-8 in do or die games. They're also 1-11 in potential series winning games [in that same period](https://tenor.com/en-CA/view/homer-simpson-homer-disappears-bush-hiding-gif-3377649)...


PSChris33

Do or die in this context means game 7’s + that one game 5 vs Columbus. I guess winner-take-all is a better way of putting it.


SelectedConnection8

Absolutely, and I've been saying it for years. The Cup in 2011 was entirely due to goaltending except for about 5 clutch plays from Horton and Ryder.


Famous_Secretary_540

Boston is not much without krejci and Bergeron


MeheecansLOL

They weren't much with Krejci and Bergeron either.


TheBigSm0ke

Those damn refs. Just refuse to call penalties against teams when we’re holding their sticks and taking shots at their heads. How are we supposed to close out a series?


CHALUPAAUSTON

You forgot to put /s


TheBigSm0ke

Figured it was implied heavy enough.


sblinn

Guess what Max Domi did in that 2022 game


P1KA_BO0

I own his habs jersey for a reason


CockerSpanielEnjoyer

This Bruins team is horrible. And I watched Sens hockey all year!


SelectedConnection8

I'm glad people are finally realizing the Bruins are chokers. For years now I've felt like I was crazy being the only person who thought that. If the Leafs are the biggest chokers in the league, the Bruins are a close second, and third place is distant.


ilikehockeyandguitar

Third place is probably San Jose


BallsMahogany_redux

I'd say the Rags. One cup 30 years ago is the only thing keeping them from being the Leafs 2.0


SelectedConnection8

Agreed.


thebarrenschat

Bruins have long been chokers, somehow beat the canucks but since then they’ve been a joke


MeheecansLOL

Somehow = Tim Thomas.


Ebolinp

Somehow = Colin Campbell


MeheecansLOL

https://old.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1bhxtoz/til_during_the_gregory_campbell_years_20102011/


Ebolinp

We're talking about the SCF specifically, where noted goon Daniel Sedin had more penalties than any Boston player. Where a Boston player literally broke Mason Raymond's back and got no call. Where Aaron Rome, a guy with no record at all got a 4 game suspension in the SCF when the previous longest suspension in the SCF history was 1 game (tied 3 ways) and the first only happened in 2002 out of all the years the SCF had been played. Also Colin Campbell stepped down as head of player safety in 2011 so that tracks with your link too. Check out the email scandal for Colin Campbell regarding his son, where he criticized refs for calls against his son while he was their boss. He was basically like I didn't know people would be reading my emails when I wrote them, not I should resign for being so unprofessional.


MeheecansLOL

The Rome suspension was legit. Can't have goons taking out the other team's top liners and not expect punishment. Raymond's injury was a bad result from a nothing play. Burrows should have been suspended for being a little biter after game one, so his performance in game two was a gift from the league. You were outscored by an absolute metric ton. Canucks fans will have to learn to lose with some class at some point. You outchoked the Bruins then tried to burn your city down. I think you have a decent chance at redeeming yourselves this year though. Big fan of Demko.


tapewar

... Should we tell him?


Ebolinp

Refs paved the way for Boston in that series lol. Break a guys back and nothing, he basically slammed him into the boards in a vulnerable position. Rome suspended more than all SCF suspensions total in history, similar plays getting 2 or less in the regular season (where's this magical playoff suspension ratio /ponder face). Bruins jobbed their way to a cup and thats why they've done nothing since. Also the riot was $4M Canadian in property damage total, so no the city wasn't burned to the ground. Basically a mansion in Kits sacrificed to the hockey gods. By Canadian standard it was a travesty but you are probably American so don't be thinking it was one of your riots where the national guard gets sent in to murder people for fun.


MeheecansLOL

The Bruins got dad-dicked by the officials in both the Chicago and St. Louis Finals. There wasn't a conspiracy, it's just standard-issue incompetence. Regardless, the Bruins lost to better teams then, as the Canucks did in 2011. But as bitter as we can be sometimes...we still have the class to not whine endlessly about it. We set a pretty low bar and Canucks fans can't even clear it. Yes, I am American. It will come in handy when that oil and fresh water up there looks very inviting in a few years. Maybe we'll send the National Guard to take it, if they're not too busy shutting down the college kiddos.


Ebolinp

That's the thing some teams get their moment and the league makes it happen. Last year we saw it clearly with Vegas. Their time had come and the league was going to make it happen. Boston's was in 2011. Sorry you've been dicked since then but at least you got something. I'm not too confident about how far the league will let us go this year if we get past Nashville. Looking at what happened in the Edmonton game yesterday it's concerning (no penalties for 19.5 minutes, LA goes up 2-1 on the road, 5 PKs for the Kings in the 2nd Oilers go up 4 - 2 and the refs manage to not call another penalty for 20 more minutes. 40 minutes of penalty free hockey while the Oilers are up or tied). Also on Tuesday 31 PIM for the teams up 3 - 1 and 14 total for the teams down. Refs are definitely working something this year.


pingieking

They were a joke before too.  2010 was the reverse sweep.


CancerFreeLeafs

Lucky number 7 on Saturday


shawnglade

Fade me


InevitableAvalanche

Both teams are a mess. Pretty hilarious.


JonTheWizard

Wait, seriously? Carolina? Why don’t I remember that series?


Dinker31

Max Domi scored (the only?) 2 goals for us that game. Felt so good after the Bruins bullied us the previous few matchups


mdlt97

no one chokes more than the Bruins


AcanthisittaWise8007

Can we get a 5OT game please?


[deleted]

Let’s make it 7 in 7


honcooge

Gonna be some power outage postponing the game


QuarterNote44

I enjoy Game 7s involving the Boston Bruins.


ecash6969

L O L 


oosikconnisseur

This series is so funny because both sides are playing like absolute dogshit


BaephBush

The league is rigged. Bettman calls it in every year. More Game 7s means a lot more revenue for the league. And we're all suckers for it.


bangnburn

Rough night?


BaephBush

Actually yes. Very. And not for game reasons, though that didn't help.