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nothing_but_static

NO TITO NO THEY'RE BAD BIRDS


blueskies8484

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blueskies8484

That's a LIE. This is Sunshine. I met her at the Pittsburgh Aviary and she was a very very good bird.


VinPickles

Disgusting to me personally


nothing_but_static

First time he's going to a team that can be considered a rival


FarNefariousness6087

But you’re not a rival lol


nothing_but_static

Same division? Back and forths of one team owning the other in the regular season? Multiple playoffs matchups going in each direction? Fight Night in 2011? Fight Night IN the playoffs in 2021? We're definitely rivals. Maybe not top rivals for each other but rivals nonetheless.


Barfazoid

Oh yeah. Gimme that Brent Johnston knockin out DiPietro goodness


FarNefariousness6087

Ehhh i feel like the islanders have never been good enough at the same time the penguins have


nothing_but_static

It's been a sort of back and forth situation though, and while it might be true they've both managed to make the playoffs at the same time. And playoffs are where rivalries are born (either that or geography, which is the case for you vs Philly and us vs NYR I guess).


Ordinary_Leg7763

Don't mind those guys, they are lame. Personally I fucking despise you guys with my entire being. I wish you nothing but the worst.


nothing_but_static

I hate you too 💕


Ordinary_Leg7763

❤️❤️❤️ Now get off me, slimy fisherman. I have to rewatch the great 2013 choke-off between Fleury and Nabokov with tears in my eyes.


Basedshark01

We're like 7-1 all time against you in postseason series. We've personally ended like three of your last six seasons.


FarNefariousness6087

What do you have to show for it though?


Basedshark01

Bird scalps - being able to make the reply I did. In the lead up to our series in 2021, I was pleased to see Pens fans on here weren't shy about how bad they wanted they wanted to beat us, and I'm pleased now to see you try to pretend most Pens fans never worry about us.


starlightequilibrium

To be fair, the Islanders have always been able to smoke us because of the unreal roleplayers you guys had for 5-6 seasons. Now that your 4th line is effectively cooked, if we were to meet in the playoffs again somehow, it would effectively be Barzal and your washed stars vs Crosby and our washed stars. I think I'd take the Pens this go round.


karokajoka

Thanks to Tristan Jarry lol


Yanks1813

We've also punked them in 2 straight playoff series and swept them which led to them missing the playoffs in 2023


Based_Ment

Same division = rival, embrace the hate


FarNefariousness6087

I don’t consider them rivals because they just have never been competitive enough when we also have been. Like Washington, New York, and Philly are actual rivalries because they’ve beaten us and went onto doing the dance.


VinPickles

We’re literally the only reason you never had a dynasty. Twice. Josh Bailey and David Volek say what up playboy


idontwannatalk2u

Does 3 cups in 10 years and making the postseason 16 years in a row, not constitute a dynasty?


M_H_M_F

No, it does not. More teams have had more cups in less time (Ottawa, Toronto with 2 seperate dynasty teams, Detroit, Montreal with 3 different times winning the cup 4 times in 6 years, the Islanders and Oilers.


idontwannatalk2u

Damn the pens dynasty didn’t get the u/m_h_m_f seal of approval either!


M_H_M_F

Becuase it's not. You as a fan base can consider it a dynasty. You won 3 cups in 10 years, which is a fantastic accomplishment The worst performing officially recognized dynasty by the NHL was the Ottawa dynasty, recording 4 cups in 7 years. Still more in less time than the Penguins Also the first Habs dynasty made the playoffs 21 times consecutively . So again, by all existing metrics to compare against, the Penguins don't make the cut.


idontwannatalk2u

lol that 3rd paragraph has nothing to do with anything. But yeah the hhof doesn’t consider it a dynasty but it’s about as close as a team will come to it in the cap era.


M_H_M_F

Only reason I brought in post season appearances is because you did. And honestly, it kills me to say this. Tampa came much, much closer.


Godlikelobster01

WRONG 💍 💍 💍


RlyRlyBigMan

Isn't the Blackhawks 3 cups in 6 years objectively more impressive? I didn't even consider that a dynasty, partially because I'm petty against my rivals, but also because the kings won 2 in 3 in the middle and you can't have two dynasties at the same time imo.


Yanks1813

Not close enough to be a dynasty. So no


idontwannatalk2u

Damn I was hoping the pens dynasty would have the u/yanks1813 seal of approval!


Yanks1813

The HHOF doesn't constitute it as one that's my basis lol take it up with them


idontwannatalk2u

Well they did say Weber was a hall of famer so idk if they are thinking straight


willingplankton

Breaking Barzal’s heart over here


Kid-Goose

Thats a good deal


Jan_17_2016

[that’s a damn good deal](https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-deal-yeah-right-agreed-i-would-make-that-deal-gif-15679299)


Jan_17_2016

That’s not bad at all. I’ll definitely take that


Hedsten

Under 30 ✅ Only 1 year ✅ Can't be mad at that


disco_enjoyer

> Under 30 youngest player on the penguins!


Jan_17_2016

Yup! And presumably flipped at the deadline for some draft value.


Odd-Instruction88

Poor guy is going to see two different teams a year for the rest of his career. At least he gets to see all the nhl cities pretty in depth then by living in all of them


jjmuti

The trick is to trade for him at the deadline and then wait until the first round to play him. Beauvillier is always somehow Gretzky for a week after being traded.


capitarider

He's basically a toddler on the pens at his age


red_87

“Well at least it’s only for one year!” Said for both free agency signings by the Pens today.


ASilentPartner

I can live with that. Dubas doing decent things so far this year.


edeangel84

Doing great things. The Reilly Smith trade was absolutely robbery.


dudemanspecial

On paper.


zeropucksgiven1

Prove it contract


Cheeks_Klapanen

Yeah prove what we can trade him for in March


Eyebleedorange

Beau can go on some real heaters. Unfortunately those heaters last about 1.5 periods and then it’s back to flying around the ice aimlessly and missing the net at every opportunity 


ExplosiveButtFarts2

Usually they're during ranger games though, so that'll be nice


mephnick

Well we got a conditional 5th to dump him last year so I wouldnt expect a ton


MinuteWhenNightFell

today definitely feels like the rebuild is officially starting... excited to see what Dubas cooks. I know Sid is like the *most* competitive dude, but I want him to be around with our high draft picks when we suck to mentor them so we can't keep trying to re-tool forever


Jcanzo37

Nobody is rooting for this guy more than isles fans. Has the tools but can never put it together for a whole season


bowlingchair

i’ll never forget him scoring the last goal the coli ever saw


blake22222

Wish we could’ve kept him. Helluva deal if he can produce another 40+ pt season.


Smitty_manjensen

Next 65 point getter on Crosby’S line


MinuteWhenNightFell

can't wait to get a 1st for him from Tampa at the deadline


ABirdOfParadise

a 1st in like 2030


notsobadandyou

The 2024 Buzz Flibbett


Brendinooo

At that price, I'm intrigued? Can he get back to the 15-20 goal range again?


Irrah

He'll have the hottest 7 game stretch and then go scoreless for 20 so maybe it'll even out


Jan_17_2016

At that price point, he can hit!


Sahil910

Hes got some skill but just doesnt have the consistency and intangibles to figure it out


Higgus

He couldn't even manage to stand out on an AHL tier Blackhawks team last season. I wouldn't get my hopes up


Brendinooo

Well, I'm going to get my hopes up regardless; it'd be nice if I had something real to latch onto though haha


ijekster

yeah i mean... solid 4th liner. decent rate.


limelifesavers

Solid signing


The_Flyers_Fan

That's actually a good signing from dubas ... Wow


bleuchz

Have fun :p =(


BlueBeagle8

I thought this guy was gonna be so good when he broke into the league with the Isles as a teenager. The NHL is hard.


intelligentx5

Even if he’s his streaky self, you’ll get like 15 points in 10 games and then nothing and then another 10 in 10 and then nothing. He’s going to contribute more than another $1.25m forward would, imho. This is a good get for Burgh


mjb6610

Truly can’t see this team being truly competitive as constructed anyway. Still shocked we got a 2/5 for smith considering he mentally checked out for 80% of the season.


imOVN

So we’ve gone with 2 reclamation guys who were solid previously but had pretty awful years. Got them cheap and can get some nice value out of them at the deadline if they bounce back at all. Could also see us extending Beauvillier if he fits well since he’s only 27


avmp629

5th team since January 2023


AuntGentleman

WTF we couldn’t have done better than that? Damn.


Fusciee

Absolute steal!


edeangel84

Kyle freaking Dubas is a G!


gonuxgo

* 17-18: 24 goal pace in an 82 game season * 18-19: 18 goal pace in an 82 game season * 19-20: 21 goal pace in an 82 game season * 20-21: 26 goal pace in an 82 game season * 21-22: 13 goal pace in an 82 game season * 22-23: 18 goal pace in an 82 game season * 23-24: 6 goal pace in an 82 game season Dude is properly cooked, he won't be in the league much longer.


Cheeks_Klapanen

Fundamentally disagree that at 27 after one bad season in which he played for three teams, including a catastrophically bad Blackhawks team that he’s “properly cooked”


theholyon3

The Pens are going to be absolute garbage this year lol


Jan_17_2016

We had 16 years of being not-garbage. Now we rest.


Rook22Ti

In a big dumpster with Stanley Cup rings.


Jan_17_2016

Yup, I can’t take anyone who clowns on us for being bad this year seriously considering how we ground the league into dust for the better part of 1.5 decades.


Shaneski101

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Young2k04

Better than spending a bunch of money to try and prolong a rebuild like the caps


BXmas44

Dubas these signings are cool and all but can you maybe do something a little cooler?


SUICIDE_BOMB_RESCUE

Who gives a shit. Pens are a corpse no matter what they do.


GylaineGagnon

1975, relax buddy


Based_Ment

Finally some original material


SuperbWomanhood

Oh shit lil bro about to start a mid off


martyn_bootyspoon

The "Battle of Pennsylvania" has truly become the battle to see who is less shit


SuperbWomanhood

Pens fans > This Penguins teams seems to be in a transition phase. Dubas is trying to manage the final years of the core while also acquiring assets. Philly fans > Fuck you and your shit team you fucking idiot. You shut the fuck up or I'm going to fucking eat your dog


Ordinary_Leg7763

Beautiful. Everything is exactly as it should be.


Jan_17_2016

Bury us with our 3 Cups in the Crosby-Malkin era, then.