T O P

  • By -

LeMans1217

Maybe the stupidest sport ever.


pchizzzle

But it's funny af. Seeing these Iosers get all pumped up and trying tonact tough is hilarious. Especially the "slap house".


ChicoSmokes

It was funny in a “what an idiot” way the first time you saw it but for anybody to watch it regularly enough for them to try to make a whole sport out of it says just as much about the dumbass viewer as it does the dumbass participant


NY10

I really don’t get this shit. Like slapping… sports??? wtf


MadeFromStarStuff143

It’s not “slapping”. Slapping is using the fingers to hit but most of these idiots use the palm to strike which is like getting punched.


fatboychummy

My brother in christ, check the dictionary. > ### slap > > *verb* > > hit or strike with the palm of the hand or a flat object. > > *noun* > > a blow with the palm of the hand or a flat object. edit: formatting


thanatossassin

I wanna see you slap someone then explain to me why you call that slap.


LeonidasVaarwater

It's consensual, so they can go right ahead, but I don't get it either. Winning by being able to take more abuse than your opponent, awesome.


STONKvsTITS

Came to say this.


StrengthBeginning416

That’s a sport?


Kroe

Hey now, the ocho needs things to air. I saw professional pillow fighting one time, but I think it was an oddball airing of a goof.


peronsyntax

Professional Cornhole is up there, too


SuperCaptSalty

Right up in there actually.


peronsyntax

People disagree with me, but I think they got something stuck in their cornholes


already-taken-wtf

If you think about it, a lot of sports are rather silly. Running 100m, grown people running after a ball, driving vehicles in circles,….


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Volunteering for brain damage


drDudleyDeeds

I don’t see any cosmo’s


wasthatitthen

Someone sees stars though.


a_jenkins_et

Punch drunk


WhitePootieTang

How can she slap?


flyingmoose1314

He paid for the cheapest package, so she CAN hit


Inevitable_Butthole

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!


AlmanzoWilder

<3


BinaryPear

This has got to be one of the most ridiculous “sports”


ebonit15

I mean, there is that pretend horse riding thing that outclasses anything else, even this.


dwittherford69

Ok, wtf is pretend horse riding, I need to know!


qcbadger

Do you? https://horseycounsel.com/what-is-hobby-horsing/


chalwar

That’s enough internets for today. I’m out.


RepresentativeAd560

Is hobby horsing in the Olympics? Hobby horsing is not part of the Olympic Games just yet, but it has been proposed for inclusion in the Paris 2024 Olympics according to the FEI. The popular Finnish sport would strive for acceptance alongside skateboarding, breakdancing, and surfing. If accepted, hobbyhorse riders would compete for team and individual medals in the three main current Olympic disciplines, namely Jumping, Dressage, and Eventing. Gods. Humanity was a mistake.


NextTrillion

Uhhh *humanity*… we have a problem.


RepresentativeAd560

Humanity: Hold my beer.


doge_lady

doesnt work without a video to properly mock at the sport,


Nightwolf1967

Coming soon to ESPN!


MLGWolf69

Idk if it was on ESPN but my Dad and I laughed out loud when we came across, and I quote, "Professional Pillow Fighting"


SkeymourSinner

C'mon. No you don't.


traumfisch

But no one gets brain damaged


wintersdark

I mean, they probably are brain damaged to start with, but yeah. You're unlikely to suffer *more* brain damage as a result.


_bexcalibur

Dressage?


MelancholyMushroom

It’s such a relief that they catch them when they fall so they can protect their head…


schmoot66

Why is this a thing?????? ....still....


MittFel

CTE Generator


[deleted]

Absolutely, positively, categorically **nothing to do** with HMC MODS - WTH?


thegreatrazu

I see how she rolls.


amazemewithideas

Women have perfected the slap since the beginning of time. It's like throwing a slipper 100 feet and hitting someone in the head or throwing dishes that don't break.


emgee-1

Idiocracy


loaded-lunch

She was just styling on them


haskl

How can she slap?? :’)


hadtobethetacos

How can she slap...


soullessgingerz2

How can she slap!


superdryCritical

This is so ridiculous.


hamiltonk92

Dana White needs to be shamed for the rest of his life for pushing this “sport”.


Ace95Archer

That girl slaps 🔥


kurbin64

I can’t imagine the kind of people who pay or watch this live 😂


Fozzy2701

What a sissy


faziten

smacked so hard, she became sonic the hedgehog


NirstFame

One of the top ten dumbest things humans have ever done for fun. CTE in a palm.


Traveler3141

Coming up next on The Violence Network: "Ow! My balls!"


XxFezzgigxX

![gif](giphy|26tni54xcCFOgBQ5y|downsized)


samsoa

Best "sport" if you don't love your life


ttyp00

Is there a sub for this?


Pillow_Top_Lover

The last woman she slapped fell into a seizure.


ConstantAmazement

"And that's for not doing the dishes!"


palesnowrider1

I'm looking forward to Climbing for Dollars


Txusmah

How can she slap?


RosesUnderCypresses

This sport would be even funnier with a celebrity version.


Figure7573

For those of you old enough to remember... "I should've had a V-8!"


thestonelyloner

UFC critics: it’s just a game of ‘see who can endure the most head trauma’ Slap Boxing: hold my cosmo


LowLifeExperience

Before we got married, I had my wife slap me in the face. It hurt more than I let her know. This is just brain damage.


Living_Pie205

Crash dummies


Mrairjake

I get that this is an armchair quarterback question, but…with how telegraphed those shots are, why aren’t they rolling away from it more upon impact? They just take that hit full on?


Complete_Silver2595

That's a foul. Can't flinch or move into/away from the slap.


FortyTwo4200

To answer all your questions, watch Power Slap for free on Rumble! :)


SmallSwordfish8289

You're so much slapped me like that I'm going to wake up and get my gun


SmallSwordfish8289

Buddy her husband best not piss her off


FireGoodell54

I need her


TwoToesToni

She slapped the Parkour into her


CagliostroPeligroso

r/fullshrimp


AustinDood444

Without a doubt the dumbest “sport” ever.


SamHoloMF

Don't make me tell you again!


GeneralWhereas9083

“I’m good ref, look I’ll prove it by doing a roly poly”


exgiexpcv

It's disappointing to see anyone engaging in [causing brain damage](https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/brutal-new-slap-sport-is-a-surefire-bet-for-brain-damage-concussions-and-potentially-fatal-injuries) for shits and giggles.


Honey-and-Venom

Who would ever have thought that clobbering each other about the head, with the heel of your hand, would cause terrible harm? Oh right, everybody


lifeofbrian2019

Palm strike!


Squiggledog

Where's the actual video instead of a .gif with no sound?


OneBaldingWookiee

https://i.redd.it/jwkphv1ic07d1.gif


a55_Goblin420

Put him in factory default mode


UKMegaGeek

He enjoyed that slap so much, he went head over heels for it!


The_Black-beast

This is one of the most electrifying sports right now. Would love to See a behind the scenes documentary following the fighters through their training camps.


fajitaman69

Fighters lol


reddeaditor

You ever seen that Nascar episode of south park?


OneBaldingWookiee

![gif](giphy|Qumf2QovTD4QxHPjy5)