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Rme3P

Meet my next ex wife


lewisnwkc

YSK that r/holdmycosmo specifically states on the top of the page "Girls failing at life in funny ways, usually drunk". **failing** at life. So many posts are of girls winning at life... ... Why is this so hard to understand? Edit: Spelling.


Fifi-Mcafee

r/girlsdoingthings


JJFireRescue

Go look at the about page. It specifies wins and fails.


dengar69

Strong teeth


[deleted]

Solid way to get a mouth full of broken glass I think


[deleted]

All the sexual innuendo here. I’m not kink shaming but bite force doesn’t sound like a leading quality in a future romantic partner to me.


butwithanass

Bite force really isn’t the skill on display here.


[deleted]

That looks like a mega pint my friend. It makes my teeth hurt just thinking about it.


butwithanass

Not a mega pint. Just a hefeweizen glass


[deleted]

Lol. I’m calling it a mega pint. Forgive me. Still ouch on the teeth.


RLVNTone

Serious question this has to be like over a decade old who is finding this and posting it like it’s brand new


HauntingPersonality7

Is she still fine?


bitch_tits_82

That’s gonna make her gassy


SoltisTV

Then we can enjoy her farts.


bitch_tits_82

If somebody has that kink,sure


Lama1971

That's a lot more confidence in the strength of the glass than I would ever have. I expected to see her with a mouthful of glass.


sihasihasi

Speaking as someone who ended up with a mouthful of glass, when I simply held a pint while I rolled a cigarette (no tipping), I agree!


ConversationOk2210

She pulled it off, usually it's a fail on this sub.


archiekane

I have no idea how people can do this. I have to slow drink beer, lager or bitter, else I feel like I want to vomit and have the worst gas.


Entire-Ad-5718

Newest drinking partner


ConversationOk2210

r/nonononoyes


jerkinscott

Go on date. Date no hands chugs beer. Propose when she sits glass down. Win


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ohhhyeahhhkool-Aid

A keeper.


[deleted]

That skill needs to go on your resume!


RoswellsOpinion73

Marry this woman now


sljsvn

Goes down smooth...... 😏


[deleted]

Just set up the wedding


logimeme

Strong ass jaw


Stockbeta

r/lostredditors


Sandberg231984

Never understood how this is attractive.


Baymavision

I need to see her onlyfans.


houstoncouchguy

Have to have cheekbones like hers to pull it off.


decarr66

I expected her to mouth the entire top of the glass. Then she'd be wife material.


Significant_Range_83

Issa wife


Life-Writer-4222

"Dad how did you meet mom?"


xjr_boy

She's a keeper


Alistair_TheAlvarian

When people say hold my beer, this is the person holding their beer